deathofasalesman: My First Job!

deathofasalesman 02.26.13	What was/is your first job? 3 is the latest Youth Attack. Dirty post-punk from Chicago.
Calc 02.26.13	awww good for you, but is it really your dream job though? like seriously?
Spec 02.26.13	Yeah salesman but aren't you like thirty?
deathofasalesman 02.26.13	Dude I'm 19 haha. My dream career is to be involved in movies.
J0ckstrapsFTW 02.26.13	That's dope I'm looking for a part time job while still in school it's a hard market out there
Calc 02.26.13	oh so you're a phony!! a big fat phony!!
Cipieron 02.26.13	i remember the days when i was excited to have a job. now it's what takes up so much of my time that at the end of the day i'm too tired to kill myself
SupercolliderMusic 02.26.13	Same here, especially when you live in a college turn. It's hard for me, a sophomore in HS, to beat out a fuck-ton of college kids.
J0ckstrapsFTW 02.26.13	Lol well I'm broke so working and then killing urself is better than having no money and wanting to kill urself lol
Spec 02.26.13	I was joking haha. Congrats. Life gets worse from here.
evilford 02.26.13	'Dude I'm 19 haha' holy crap dude and this is your first job?? crazy I was a paperboy at 13
savagecabbage 02.26.13	first job was workin construction for my dad over the summer. ran 90 lbs. jackhammer my 2nd week on the job. I know none of you give a shit, but if you ever have to do that i feel for you. kinda sucked ass.
SupercolliderMusic 02.26.13	Hey, at least life is full of good music. That's the only thing that keeps me from killing myself.
deathofasalesman 02.26.13	Yeah I know it's probably gonna suck, but I'm broke as a joke, struggling through college, and have been job-hunting for months. Finding a job in Southern California is like looking for a flea on your dog's balls: it's hard to catch and just sucks to do period.
Spec 02.26.13	There's not much keeping me from killing myself.
Cipieron 02.26.13	pull the trigger
deathofasalesman 02.26.13	Struggling through college financially* My classes are easy as fuuuuuuu...
sixdegrees 02.26.13	this thread got sad fast
evilford 02.26.13	lol spec
Spec 02.26.13	My work here is done. Off to the Emery thread.
deathofasalesman 02.26.13	Emery thread? Definitely need to kill yourself.
Black Ink 02.26.13	First job was at 16 working as a "party pro." I worked at a party supply store. Taught myself how to juggle there.
CaptainDooRight 02.26.13	swee, gratz pras
deathofasalesman 02.26.13	Thought you were a male stripper who jumped out of cakes and spit fireballs while juggling chainsaws. Now that's a party pro.
Spec 02.26.13	I can juggle eggs. And then drop them when I try to stop.
deathofasalesman 02.26.13	I can't juggle shit.... But I can juggle golf balls.
Black Ink 02.26.13	Party proing was just too much dealing with the Kardashians.
Calc 02.26.13	i hope you all will feel the joy of having too much money like i do :]
deathofasalesman 02.26.13	I feel that right around my birthday/Christmas and then the feeling is gone once I buy textbooks.
Spec 02.26.13	Yeah once you move out you will never have too much money ever again.
dagrish 02.26.13	yeah textbooks are the worst, but this semester I downloaded whatever I could find and ended up spending like $100 instead of $700. first job was at the movie theater in my hometown for about a year before I left for college. I also tutored in the 'you got bad grades so go get help after school' thing at my high school before that, if it counts.
Calc 02.26.13	im 24 and been moved out for 7 years mayne im just cool lol
Calc 02.26.13	oh and my first job was a seasonal sales associate position in the electronics section of a PX, boring..
Black Ink 02.26.13	You can never have enough money. Especially when you own instead of renting.
Calc 02.26.13	I suppose i'm just content. that is until I go back home in November :( EDIT: I was being a dick though anyway so dont mind me lol
Black Ink 02.26.13	Just don't be one of those dudes that gets his first job and it turns into his career. An old friend of mine got a job working under the table at a crappy pizza place. Different parlor now but he still does the same damn thing. I can't imagine his wage has moved up much either. Mind you its been over 10 years.
MadKungFu 02.26.13	didn't read this thread. Congratulations on the job. You have a job.
WeepingBanana 02.26.13	my first job was at a lazer tag place, got fired in 1 month
deathofasalesman 02.26.13	Lemme guess Weep, you molested a kid?
FigNewtns 02.26.13	first job was working maintenance at a local park over the summer, was p dope. now i work at a school dining hall washing dishes and it fucking blows.
MikeC26 02.26.13	kill yourself already calc that way you don't have to bring all of us down with your negativity! happiness is a skill i love life so much, everything is wonderful!
J0ckstrapsFTW 02.26.13	First job was working in contruction/ manual labor my freshman year of high school. The pay sucked, the hours sucked, my boss sucked (my dad lol) ya everything sucked
Negator 02.26.13	dam ya lucky fuck. I work at subgays and I hate every aching minute of it.
lyzakthellama 02.26.13	First job was at Cinemark working concessions. Managers were ass holes, I had to clean the nastiest shit, worked no days except weekends and still had 30 hour work weeks and got paid minimum wage. That job had me depresses for some time.
Negator 02.26.13	do you tear up just thinking about it ?
pmmets07 02.26.13	lol being excited about a job what a ludicrous notion
lyzakthellama 02.26.13	Ya man
ChopSuey 02.26.13	man, sounds like getting jobs suck
Vakarian12 02.26.13	congrats dude, know the feeling of not being able to find work anywhere.
DominionMM1 02.26.13	life gets worse from here [2] and my first job was bagging groceries and shagging carts at king soopers
Calc 02.26.13	I'm happier now than you'll ever be in your life Mike lol
ZilbelPing 02.26.13	My first job was being a cameraman for a christian studio. Just had to film during production and clean the set. Super easy and got paid 10.20 an hour when I first started. I was like 15 so like 3 years ago. Applied to like 6 places last week and none have called back. Damn, it sucks. Good for you, though.
MikeC26 02.26.13	d'oh! that comment was directed at Spec. My bad Calc.
MetallicOpeth 02.26.13	nice, but 19? Damn that's late. I worked at subway at 14
PayneTiger777 02.26.13	I hate my job...both of them. Working 60 hours a week blows.
MikeC26 02.26.13	good thing my mommy and daddy love me (:
deathofasalesman 02.26.13	MO: No one under the age of 16 can get a job here in Long Beach.
Black Ink 02.27.13	"man, sounds like getting jobs suck" Once you find one you like its pretty sweet. Love my current job.
Winsomniac 02.27.13	'Pretty much my dream job.' Shootin' for the stars, this one.
deathofasalesman 02.27.13	You know it. Better than working at Chipotle or some benefit-stealing superstore.
Winsomniac 02.27.13	Yet markedly inferior to http://i.imgur.com/z8eZn.gif
deathofasalesman 02.27.13	I think that's pretty much what you do at Chipotle though.
Winsomniac 02.27.13	No, that's paying to poop. There's a difference. I actually knew a girl who worked at Chipotle. She seemed to enjoy it well enough (barbie doll blondes get tipped very nicely; who knew?), and I got more free nachos and soda than I knew what to do with whenever I went, so it was pretty cool. No, I did not hit it. Fun girl, but seeeeeerious daddy issues.
deathofasalesman 02.27.13	Like that episode of Louie?
Winsomniac 02.27.13	Wouldn't know; don't watch it.
deathofasalesman 02.27.13	Dude....
Cipieron 02.27.13	his stand up is funny, can't stand his show though