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Ryan Kroner
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Kroner Gets Swole.

The recent creation of a very bad workout songs list on this site inspired me to make a *true* workout playlist. Enjoy, and get fucking swole.
1The Red Chord
Hour of Rats
2After the Burial
Aspiration
3Advent
Revival

swole 4 jesus
4All Shall Perish
Wage Slaves

cowbell breakdowns
5Alter Bridge
Ties that Bind
6Amon Amarth
War of the Gods

sweet, sweet melodeath riffs
7August Burns Red
White Washed

so good
8Beyond Creation
Omnipresent Perception

bass solo
9Omega Massif
Wölfe

This song made me do 154 shots of shitty whiskey on a Monday night, stay up until 4:00AM, then ace my calc final.
10Chevelle
Hats off to the Bull

HATS OFF TO THE BUUULLL
11Cave In
Summit Fever

BOOM BOOM DUUUUH- DA-DAAAAAUUUUM
12Converge
Coral Blue

dundundundundundundunBAMdundundundundundundunBAM
13Cult of Luna
Leave Me Here

riffs
14Damascus
Ambition

post-rock that goes hard
15Deftones
Diamond Eyes
16Demon Hunter
Ribcage

this song got me into heavy music and it still rules face to this day
17Departures
21
18DevilDriver
Dead to Rights

normally this band would be annoying and one-dimensional but their one dimension is ANGRY so it works when swole-ing
19Direwolves
Reach this Hand

sludgy hardcore that fucking jams
20Disfear
Get it Off

catchy as shit
21Fellsilent
Immerse
22Omega Massif
Wölfe

This song made me hunt a mastodon just with a spear and a bearskin.
23Gaza
The Vipers

pissed at everything
24Heaven Shall Burn
Endzeit
25The Ghost Inside
Between the Lines

WHAT DO YOU STAND FOR *junjunjunjun jun junjunjunjun...*
26High on Fire
Serums of Liao

asian stoner time traveling jesus twin
27Isis
Hive Destruction

these guys used to riff hard
28Jesu
Dead Eyes
29Kerouac
A Sheep. A Well.

fuck these guys for breaking up
30Knut
H/Armless

so simple but so fucking heavy
31Kylesa
Tired Climb
32Living Sacrifice
Death Machine

swole 4 jesus [2]
33Loma Prieta
Biography
34Meshuggah
Demiurge

i could honestly make a getting swole playlist that's 100% meshuggah so picking one song was hard and kind of arbitrary.
35Neurosis
Through Silver in Blood

heaviest fucking song
36Omega Massif
Wölfe

This song made me punch 10 babies, drink 666 bottles of Blair's 3am Reserve, skydive without a parachute, and survive to fuck all 50 of my bitches.
37Red
Out from Under

rules stfu
38Rise and Fall
Things are Different Now
39sleepmakeswaves
to you they are birds, to me they are voices in the forest

most exhilarating post-rock ever
40Trenches
Calling

new album will be top 10 of 2013
41Supercontinent
Cataclysms

opening riff is the single best post-metal riff of all time.
42Process of Guilt
Faemin

second half jams fucking hard
43Ulcerate
Drown Within

if the first riff of this song doesn't get you psyched to fight off an army of fucking demons then you just don't like good music.
44Verse
The New Fury

i strongly dislike the government b/c they're bad
45Zozobra
Emanate

such god damn awesome guitar/bass tone
46The Contortionist
Flourish

best deathcore
47Cryptopsy
Phobophile

no explanation fucking needed, you god damned pussy
48Death
Zero Tolerance

m/
49Dismember
Dismembered

m/ m/
50Omega Massif
Wölfe

This song made me GET FUCKING SWOLE.
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