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Sputnik's Dirty Dozen

Rep.
1Radiohead
OK Computer


Willie as Major Reisman. Like Marvin's character, the residential hardass serves in the military and commands a legion of douchebags, which in Willie's case is sputnik. Willie however has never given us hookers.
2At The Gates
Slaughter of the Soul


Intothepit as Franco, the loud mouthed, erratic Italian ex mobster convict
3Morbid Angel
Altars of Madness


Relinquished as Posey. Big, strong and majestic. Also when push comes to shove you can guarantee somebody's getting fucked up and it's not the movie Posey or Relinquished.
4Amon Amarth
Once Sent from the Golden Hall


Me as Wladislaw. Short, Polish and positively raging.
5Dismember
Like an Everflowing Stream


Masochist as Robbert Jefferson. Mas has the same calm, cool demeanor and makes a worthy replica of Jim Motherfucking Brown.
6Entombed
Clandestine


Emim as AJ Maggot the fanatic misogynistic Christian extremist. I doubt Emim hates women or is a religious extremist but he's the only devout christian I know on here.
7Immolation
Here in After


Bailar as Jiminez. RIP
8Incantation
Mortal Throne of Nazarene


Reccspecs as Gilpin. Gilpin isn't black but Reccspeccs is as creepy as Gilpin looks. Which is really fucking creepy.
9Autopsy
Mental Funeral


Maniac as Vladek. If you want to be truly horrified you will notice that Maniac! is a fucking doppelganger to the t to the guy who plays Vladek. Looks exactly ike him. God damn. Googe Vladek Dirty Dozen and go to top of images
10Convulse
World Without God


Crysis as Sawyer.
11Bolt Thrower
War Master


Baseline as the mentally retarded Pinkley
12Bolt Thrower
Those Once Loyal


Hyperion as Lever. The white man who's about to snap and fuck shit up.
13Sepultura
Arise


Deviant as Sergeant Bowren. Bowren moderates the convicts, Deviant moderates the users. Great match, also as all of you die he is one of only three besides me and Willie who lives to the end.
14Portal
Outre


Electisist as Bravos. Almost looks exactly like him.
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