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Sputnik's Dirty Dozen

OK Computer

Willie as Major Reisman. Like Marvin's character, the residential hardass serves in the military and commands a legion of douchebags, which in Willie's case is sputnik. Willie however has never given us hookers.
2At The Gates
Slaughter of the Soul

Intothepit as Franco, the loud mouthed, erratic Italian ex mobster convict
3Morbid Angel
Altars of Madness

Relinquished as Posey. Big, strong and majestic. Also when push comes to shove you can guarantee somebody's getting fucked up and it's not the movie Posey or Relinquished.
4Amon Amarth
Once Sent from the Golden Hall

Me as Wladislaw. Short, Polish and positively raging.
Like an Everflowing Stream

Masochist as Robbert Jefferson. Mas has the same calm, cool demeanor and makes a worthy replica of Jim Motherfucking Brown.

Emim as AJ Maggot the fanatic misogynistic Christian extremist. I doubt Emim hates women or is a religious extremist but he's the only devout christian I know on here.
Here in After

Bailar as Jiminez. RIP
Mortal Throne of Nazarene

Reccspecs as Gilpin. Gilpin isn't black but Reccspeccs is as creepy as Gilpin looks. Which is really fucking creepy.
Mental Funeral

Maniac as Vladek. If you want to be truly horrified you will notice that Maniac! is a fucking doppelganger to the t to the guy who plays Vladek. Looks exactly ike him. God damn. Googe Vladek Dirty Dozen and go to top of images
World Without God

Crysis as Sawyer.
11Bolt Thrower
War Master

Baseline as the mentally retarded Pinkley
12Bolt Thrower
Those Once Loyal

Hyperion as Lever. The white man who's about to snap and fuck shit up.

Deviant as Sergeant Bowren. Bowren moderates the convicts, Deviant moderates the users. Great match, also as all of you die he is one of only three besides me and Willie who lives to the end.

Electisist as Bravos. Almost looks exactly like him.
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