Charmander Jones.....The U.

Reviews 213
Approval 98%

Soundoffs 206
News Articles 311
Band Edits + Tags 371
Album Edits 1,260

Album Ratings 2311
Objectivity 77%

Last Active 07-02-15 1:57 pm
Joined 05-20-07

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Writing A Fucking Book

Going to be a instant fucking classic, best new book, times award winner....called The Art of Busrunning. It will be visually impressive, mind numbingly erotic, sexist and expletive ridden yet charming, optimistic and epic in scope. I will detail what it takes to be the best busboy you can be, from the training tactics, mental strategies and physical training regimens to the techniques necessary to be one of the best. Strength, power, coordination, endurance, discipline and willpower are some of the topics that will be covered in addition to you yourself becoming a well paid, highly respected member of the restaurant staff.
1Viking Skull
Cursed by the Sword
2Motley Crue
Shout at the Devil
3Kate Bush
Hounds of Love
Deep In Space
5Bohren & Der Club of Gore
Black Earth
6Blood Box
Funeral In An Empty Room
Brave Murder Day
8At the Gates
Slaughter Of The Soul
Heavier Than Heaven, Lonelier Than God
10Dropkick Murphys
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