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| Writing A Fucking Book
Going to be a instant fucking classic, best new book, times award winner....called The Art of Busrunning. It will be visually impressive, mind numbingly erotic, sexist and expletive ridden yet charming, optimistic and epic in scope. I will detail what it takes to be the best busboy you can be, from the training tactics, mental strategies and physical training regimens to the techniques necessary to be one of the best. Strength, power, coordination, endurance, discipline and willpower are some of the topics that will be covered in addition to you yourself becoming a well paid, highly respected member of the restaurant staff. | | 1 |  | Viking Skull
Cursed by the Sword | | 2 |  | Motley Crue
Shout at the Devil | | 3 |  | Kate Bush
Hounds of Love | | 4 |  | SiJ
Deep In Space | | 5 |  | Bohren & Der Club of Gore
Black Earth | | 6 |  | Blood Box
Funeral In An Empty Room | | 7 |  | Katatonia
Brave Murder Day | | 8 |  | At the Gates
Slaughter Of The Soul | | 9 |  | Blacklisted
Heavier Than Heaven, Lonelier Than God | | 10 |  | Dropkick Murphys
Blackout | |
BallsToTheWall
06.17.12 | It's gonna be great, gonna have my own personal soundtrack choices for beasting out 3 stacked busbins on top of each other. | MichaelSnoxall
06.17.12 | Sounds like the world's greatest novel idea, bro.
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=701408&listid=101425 | Samizdat
06.17.12 | Wankwankwankwank | FromDaHood
06.17.12 | Gonna be tough to top 50 Shades of Grey | Acanthus
06.17.12 | Our tubs can't stack, probably a good thing. | Shuyin
06.17.12 | i could make a sputnik manga, just to compete with you. | BallsToTheWall
06.17.12 | Archie Comics.......Sputnik Comics | Yazz_Flute
06.17.12 | Already ordered. | domakesayuhh
06.17.12 | this is seriously the most awesome thing i've read all day. I'll buy one. | ZippaThaRippa
06.17.12 | you had me at mind-numbingly erotic | BallsToTheWall
06.17.12 | There's gonna be a great plot twist in the vein of Romeo and Juliet involving two bussers of rival corporations falling madly in love with each other but are afraid to go public in fear of getting fired. | domakesayuhh
06.17.12 | old Bill would be proud | BallsToTheWall
06.17.12 | Good ol Bill. |
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