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masscows

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Last Active 09-13-12 12:29 am
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Funebrarum The Sleep of Morbid Dreams	4.0
Necrophobic Death to All	3.5
Wolves in the Throne Room Black Cascade	2.5
This is so boring. It's like Weakling's Dead As Dreams except really flowery and even more, well, boring. The songs are put together poorly and drone on to no point, the vocals are overly intrusive, and something about the drumming kind of irks me. Huge disappointment. Nowhere near as good as their other albums.
Moonsorrow Kivenkantaja	4.0
Akitsa La Grande Infamie	4.0
Reverend Bizarre II: Crush The Insects	2.5
Wolves in the Throne Room Malevolent Grain	4.0
Static Colours Sun Swells	1.0
Gorguts Obscura	5.0
Intestine Baalism Ultimate Instinct	4.0
Ildjarn Forest Poetry	4.0
Bloodbath The Fathomless Mastery	2.5
Manilla Road Voyager	4.0
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God	4.0
Gorguts The Erosion of Sanity	4.0
Arghoslent Galloping Through the Battle Ruins	4.5
Leviathan Massive Conspiracy Against All Life	4.0
Dead Congregation Graves of the Archangels	4.5
Suffocation Breeding the Spawn	4.5
Nocturnus The Key	3.0
Witchfinder General Death Penalty	4.0
Mercyful Fate Melissa	4.5
Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath	4.0
Bathory Octagon	1.0
Bathory Under the Sign of the Black Mark	4.5
Bathory The Return of the Darkness and Evil	4.5
Bathory Hammerheart	3.5
Novembers Doom The Novella Reservoir	3.0
Primordial To the Nameless Dead	4.5
Basilisk A Joyless March Through The Cold-Lands	3.5
Basilisk Vintyrhell	4.0
Basilisk Blackened Royalty	3.5
Bestial Warlust Vengeance War Til Death	4.0
Marduk Nightwing	2.5
Blind Guardian Battalions of Fear	3.5
Slayer Hell Awaits	4.0
Slayer Show No Mercy	4.0
Slayer Haunting the Chapel	3.5
Burzum Filosofem	4.0
Aborted Strychnine.213	2.0
Gorguts Considered Dead	4.5
Autopsy Mental Funeral	4.5
Autopsy Severed Survival	4.0
Municipal Waste Hazardous Mutation	4.0
Nachtmystium Assassins: Black Meddle Pt.1	1.5
Archgoat Angelcunt (Tales of Desecration)	4.0
Morbid Angel Domination	2.0
Morbid Angel Blessed Are the Sick	4.0
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness	4.5
Mayhem Deathcrush	4.0
Deicide Deicide	4.0
Deicide Legion	4.0
Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon	4.0
Darkthrone F.O.A.D.	4.0
Dimmu Borgir In Sorte Diaboli	1.0
Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon	1.0
Dimmu Borgir Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia	1.0
Dimmu Borgir Enthrone Darkness Triumphant	2.0
Immortal Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism	4.0
Anorexia Nervosa New Obscurantis Order	1.0
Darkspace Dark Space III	4.5
Inquisition Into the Infernal Regions of the Ancient	4.0
Inquisition Nefarious Dismal Orations	4.0
Anata The Conductor's Departure	3.5
Botch We Are the Romans	4.0
Abigail Williams Legend	1.5
Rotting Christ Thy Mighty Contract	4.0
Devourment Molesting the Decapitated	1.0
Devourment Butcher The Weak	1.0
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse	2.5
Buried Inside Chronoclast	4.0
Motorhead Ace of Spades	3.5
King Diamond Abigail	4.0
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast	4.5
Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny	4.5
Winter Into Darkness	3.0
Immortal At the Heart of Winter	3.5
Incantation Onward to Golgotha	4.5
Gorgoroth Antichrist	3.0
Gorgoroth Under the Sign of Hell	4.0
diSEMBOWELMENT Transcendence into the Peripheral	3.5
Cynic Focus	4.0
Brutal Truth Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses	4.5
At the Gates The Red in the Sky Is Ours	4.5
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul	3.5
Arghoslent Incorrigible Bigotry	4.5
Autumn Leaves Embraced by the Absolute	3.5
Autumn Leaves As Night Conquers Day	4.0
Opeth Watershed	2.5
Septicflesh Communion	1.5
I was expecting this to be at least solid, since this album's ingredients look decent on paper. Holy shit was I wrong, this isn't just boring to listen to, it's frustrating how bad it is. The riffs are garbage with only a few decent melodies scattered throughout and the orchestral arrangements are a joke. This is pretty much gimmicky faux death metal trash that no one will care about in a year. Avoid.
Arsis We Are the Nightmare	3.5
Bathory Bathory	4.0
Bathory Blood on Ice	4.0
Bathory Nordland I	3.5
Unleashed Hammer Battalion	4.0
Through the Eyes of the Dead Bloodlust	2.5
Amorphis The Karelian Isthmus	4.0
Animosity Animal	4.0
Dismember Like an Ever Flowing Stream	5.0
Blind Guardian Somewhere Far Beyond	4.5
Garden of Shadows Oracle Moon	4.5
Belphegor Lucifer Incestus	4.0
Belphegor Bondage Goat Zombie	2.0
Rotting Christ Non Serviam	3.0
Death Human	4.0
Opeth Orchid	2.5
Insomnium Since the Day It All Came Down	4.0
Insomnium In the Halls of Awaiting	3.0
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss	4.5
Belphegor Goatreich-Fleshcult	3.5
Averse Sefira Advent Parallax	4.0
My Dying Bride The Angel and the Dark River	2.5
Decrepit Birth Diminishing Between Worlds	3.0
See You Next Tuesday Parasite	1.0
Anata Under a Stone With No Inscription	4.0
Waking The Cadaver Perverse Recollections Of A Necromangler	1.0
Katatonia Brave Murder Day	4.0
Candlemass Nightfall	4.5
Arghoslent Hornets of the Pogrom	5.0
Brain Drill Apocalyptic Feasting	1.0
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky	4.0
All That Remains The Fall of Ideals	2.5
Incantation Diabolical Conquest	4.5
Ripping Corpse Dreaming With the Dead	4.0
Wormed Planisphaerium	2.0
Demigod Slumber of Sullen Eyes	4.0
Bolt Thrower Realm of Chaos	3.5
Bloodbath Unblessing the Purity	2.5
Peste Noire La Sanie des Siècles	4.0
In Flames Soundtrack to Your Escape	1.5
Vital Remains Dechristianize	4.0
Candlemass Epicus Doomicus Metallicus	4.5
Decapitated Nihility	3.0
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain	4.0
Impending Doom Nailed. Dead. Risen.	1.5
Whitechapel The Somatic Defilement	2.0
Vital Remains Icons of Evil	2.5
Vital Remains Dawn of the Apocalypse	3.5
Winds of Plague Decimate the Weak	1.5
Kalmah They Will Return	2.5
Immortal Pure Holocaust	4.0
Empyrium A Wintersunset	3.5
Graveland Thousand Swords	4.0
Graveland Immortal Pride	4.5
Graveland Creed of Iron	4.0
Protest the Hero Kezia	3.0
Protest the Hero Fortress	4.0
Lost Horizon A Flame to the Ground Beneath	4.5
Judas Priest Painkiller	4.5
Dir En Grey Vulgar	1.5
Dir En Grey Agitated Screams of Maggots	1.0
Ulver Kveldssanger	3.5
Opeth The Roundhouse Tapes	3.5
Neurosis Given to the Rising	4.0
Entombed Left Hand Path	4.0
Atheist Unquestionable Presence	4.5
Bled to Death ...and Darkness Will Follow	1.0
Bled to Death Cha Togar m'fhearg gun Dioladh	1.0
Bled to Death God Must Die	1.0
Chthonic Seediq Bale	3.0
Dir En Grey The Marrow of a Bone	1.5
DragonForce Valley of the Damned	3.5
Lost Horizon Awakening the World	4.0
Animosity Empires	2.5
Spawn of Possession Cabinet	3.5
Marduk Panzer Division Marduk	1.0
Amon Amarth Fate of Norns	3.5
Amon Amarth Versus the World	3.5
Lykathea Aflame Elvenefris	2.5
Nokturnal Mortum Lunar Poetry	4.0
Bolt Thrower ...For Victory	4.0
Converge Jane Doe	5.0
Windir 1184	3.0
Suicide Silence The Cleansing	2.0
Death Leprosy	4.0
Immolation Dawn of Possession	4.0
Immolation Here in After	4.0
Immolation Failures for Gods	4.0
Immolation Unholy Cult	4.0
7 Angels 7 Plagues Jhazmyne's Lullaby	3.5
7 Angels 7 Plagues Until The Day Breathes...	3.5
Mahavishnu Orchestra Birds of Fire	4.0
Sigh Gallows Gallery	4.5
Monstrosity Imperial Doom	4.0
Empyrium Weiland	4.0
Between the Buried and Me Colors	3.5
Celtic Frost Monotheist	4.0
Celtic Frost To Mega Therion	4.5
Celtic Frost Cold Lake	1.0
Death Symbolic	4.0
Belphegor Pestapokalypse VI	4.0
Monstrosity Spiritual Apocalypse	4.0
Behemoth The Apostasy	4.0
Sonic Syndicate Only Inhuman	1.0
Sigh Imaginary Sonicscape	4.0
Nightwish Oceanborn	3.0
Angelcorpse The Inexorable	4.0
Wolves in the Throne Room Diadem of 12 Stars	4.0
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler	4.0
Behemoth And the Forests Dream Eternally	2.5
Behemoth Sventevith (Storming Near the Baltic)	3.5
Behemoth Grom	2.0
Behemoth Pandemonic Incantations	3.5
Demilich Nespithe	4.5
Through the Eyes of the Dead The Scars of Ages	2.5
Immolation Shadows in the Light	4.0
Immortal Sons of Northern Darkness	2.5
Blood Stain Child Mozaiq	2.5
Decapitated Winds of Creation	4.0
Wolves in the Throne Room Two Hunters	3.5
Nokturnal Mortum Goat Horns	4.5
Poison the Well The Opposite of December	4.0
Bolt Thrower Those Once Loyal	4.0
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk	4.0
Ulver Nattens Madrigal	3.5
From Graves of Valor Famine	3.0
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas	4.0
Dissection The Somberlain	4.0
Immolation Harnessing Ruin	2.5
Daath The Hinderers	2.5
Nile Ithyphallic	3.0
Dying Fetus Stop at Nothing	2.5
Linkin Park Reanimation	1.0
Limp Bizkit Results May Vary	1.0
Limp Bizkit New Old Songs	1.0
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water	1.0
Korn Untouchables	1.0
Korn Take a Look in the Mirror	1.0
Marilyn Manson The Golden Age of Grotesque	1.0
Slipknot Iowa	1.0
Immolation Close to a World Below	5.0
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky	5.0
Satyricon Dark Medieval Times	4.0
Death The Sound of Perseverance	4.0
Misery Index Discordia	3.5
The Red Chord Fused Together in Revolving Doors	4.0
Bathory Blood Fire Death	5.0
All Shall Perish The Price of Existence	2.5
Lamb of God Sacrament	2.0
The Faceless Akeldama	2.5
Job For A Cowboy Genesis	2.5
Arsis A Diamond for Disease	4.0
Dismember The God That Never Was	4.0
Metallica Metallica	2.5
DragonForce Sonic Firestorm	3.5
The Red Chord Prey for Eyes	3.5
Waking The Cadaver Demo	1.0
GWAR War Party	3.5
50 Cent The Massacre	1.0
Papa Roach Infest	1.0
Suffocation Pierced from Within	4.5
Suffocation Effigy of the Forgotten	5.0
Limp Bizkit Significant Other	1.0
Korn Issues	1.0
Korn Follow the Leader	1.0
Korn Life Is Peachy	1.0
Korn Korn	1.0
Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses	1.5
Morbid Angel Covenant	2.5
Cradle of Filth Dusk... and Her Embrace	2.5
In Flames The Jester Race	3.5
Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard	4.0
Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake	2.5
As I Lay Dying Shadows Are Security	2.5
Arsis United in Regret	2.5
Arsis A Celebration of Guilt	4.0
The Red Chord Clients	2.5
Sanctity Road to Bloodshed	2.0
Rotting Christ Theogonia	4.0
Throwdown Vendetta	1.5
As I Lay Dying Frail Words Collapse	2.0
Napalm Death From Enslavement to Obliteration	4.0
Napalm Death The Code Is Red...Long Live the Code	2.5
Insomnium Above the Weeping World	3.5
Dying Fetus War of Attrition	2.5
Trivium The Crusade	2.0
Shadows Fall Threads of Life	2.5
Nile In Their Darkened Shrines	4.0
Suffocation Suffocation	3.5
Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side	4.0
Lamb of God New American Gospel	1.5
Marilyn Manson Eat Me, Drink Me	1.0
Origin Echoes of Decimation	2.5
Dying Fetus Destroy the Opposition	2.5
Dying Fetus Killing on Adrenaline	2.5
Goatwhore A Haunting Curse	2.5
Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane	4.5
HIM Razorblade Romance	1.5
Behemoth Satanica	4.0
My Dying Bride Turn Loose the Swans	4.0
Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction	3.5
Slipknot Slipknot	1.0
Napalm Death Smear Campaign	3.0
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America	3.5
Bullet for My Valentine The Poison	1.5
Nevermore This Godless Endeavor	4.0
Slayer Reign in Blood	4.0
Atreyu The Curse	1.5
I Killed the Prom Queen Music for the Recently Deceased	2.0
Gorillaz Demon Days	3.5
Behemoth Demigod	3.5
Cephalic Carnage Anomalies	3.5
Finntroll Nattfodd	3.5
Metallica St. Anger	1.0
In Flames Come Clarity	2.5
Job For A Cowboy Doom	2.5
Nile Amongst the Catacombs of Nephren-Ka	4.0
Between the Buried and Me Alaska	4.0
Suicide Silence Suicide Silence (EP)	2.0
Necrophagist Epitaph	3.5
As Blood Runs Black Allegiance	2.0
Blind Guardian Nightfall in Middle-Earth	4.0
Nickelback All the Right Reasons	1.0
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety	1.5
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage	2.5
Cradle of Filth Thornography	1.5
Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated	3.5
The Devil Wears Prada Dear Love: A Beautiful Discord	2.0
Cattle Decapitation To Serve Man	2.0
Primus They Can't All Be Zingers	4.0
Krisiun AssasiNation	3.5
Cryptopsy None So Vile	4.5
Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger	4.5
Gorerotted A New Dawn for the Dead	2.0
Behemoth Zos Kia Cultus (Here and Beyond)	4.0
Despised Icon The Ills Of Modern Man	2.5
Blastbeats. Pig squeals. Breakdowns. If you've heard these three things, you've heard this entire album.
Deicide The Stench of Redemption	4.0
Naglfar Harvest	2.5
Sigh Hangman's Hymn	4.5
Aborted Slaughter & Apparatus: A Methodical Overture	2.5
Misery Index Retaliate	3.5
Metallica Master of Puppets	4.0
Metallica ...And Justice for All	3.5
Metallica Ride the Lightning	4.0
Metallica Kill 'Em All	3.5
Nile Annihilation of the Wicked	4.0

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