| Lorde Melodrama | 4.0 |
| Kendrick Lamar DAMN. | 4.0 |
| The Menzingers After the Party | 4.5 |
| Rise Against Appeal to Reason | 3.5 |
| Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness | 4.5 |
| Ulcerate Shrines of Paralysis | 4.0 |
| bansheebeat Techo Deluxe | 3.5 |
| bansheebeat Lumine | 4.0 |
| Death Grips Bottomless Pit | 4.0 |
| Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 3 | 4.0 |
| Metallica Hardwired...To Self-Destruct | 3.0 |
| Motorhead Bad Magic | 3.5 |
| James Blake The Colour in Anything | 4.0 |
| Frank Ocean Blonde | 4.0 |
| The Weeknd Starboy | 3.0 |
| Banks The Altar | 3.5 |
| David Bowie Blackstar | 5.0 |
| Bruno Mars 24K Magic | 3.5 |
| Danny Brown Atrocity Exhibition | 4.5 |
| Vektor Terminal Redux | 4.0 |
| Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Skeleton Tree | 4.5 |
| Cult of Luna and Julie Christmas Mariner | 4.0 |
| Every Time I Die Low Teens | 4.0 |
| Bon Iver 22, A Million | 4.5 |
| Carly Rae Jepsen Emotion: Side B | 3.5 |
| How to Dress Well Care | 3.0 |
| Kanye West The Life of Pablo | 2.5 |
| Revocation Great Is Our Sin | 4.0 |
| Numenorean Home | 3.5 |
| Thank You Scientist Stranger Heads Prevail | 4.0 |
| Black Crown Initiate Selves We Cannot Forgive | 3.5 |
| JANK Versace Summer | 3.5 |
| Sianvar Stay Lost | 2.5 |
| Equilibrium Armageddon | 2.5 |
| Four Tet Rounds | 4.0 |
| Gold Panda Lucky Shiner | 4.0 |
| Moonsorrow Jumalten aika | 4.5 |
| Asking Alexandria The Black | 2.5 |
| School of Seven Bells SVIIB | 4.0 |
| Horrendous Anareta | 4.0 |
| School of Seven Bells Ghostory | 3.5 |
| Textures Phenotype | 3.5 |
| Fat White Family Songs for Our Mothers | 3.0 |
| Single Soul cold drone blues expanded | 4.0 |
| Intervals The Shape of Colour | 3.5 |
| The Dear Hunter Act IV: Rebirth in Reprise | 4.0 |
| FKA Twigs M3LL155X | 4.0 |
| Pusha T King Push – Darkest Before Dawn: The Prelude | 4.0 |
| Kate Boy One | 4.0 |
| Mobb Deep The Infamous | 5.0 |
| Neurotech Evasive | 4.0 |
| Hiatus Kaiyote Choose Your Weapon | 4.0 |
| Neon Indian Vega Intl. Night School | 4.0 |
| Vince Staples Summertime '06 | 3.5 |
| Widek Journey to the Stars | 3.5 |
| Preoccupations Viet Cong | 4.0 |
| Enshine Singularity | 3.5 |
| Milo So The Flies Don't Come | 4.0 |
| Gunship Gunship | 4.0 |
| Intronaut The Direction of Last Things | 4.0 |
| Kid Cudi Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven | 1.0 |
| Freddie Gibbs Shadow of a Doubt | 4.0 |
| George Clanton 100% Electronica | 4.5 |
| Tarquin Manek Tarquin Magnet | 3.0 |
| Good Tiger A Head Full of Moonlight | 3.0 |
| Ty Dolla Sign Free TC | 3.0 |
| Cult Leader Lightless Walk | 4.0 |
| Deacon The Villain Peace or Power | 3.5 |
| Vanden Plas Chronicles of the Immortals: Netherworld II | 3.0 |
| Boots AQUARIA | 3.5 |
| Birds in Row Personal War | 3.5 |
| AES Dana Pollen | 4.5 |
| No Devotion Permanence | 4.0 |
| Millicent Waffles Son of Ra | 3.5 |
| The Knife Shaking the Habitual | 4.0 |
| Jamie xx In Colour | 4.0 |
| El-P Cancer 4 Cure | 4.0 |
| Run the Jewels Meow the Jewels | 2.5 |
| Little Simz A Curious Tale Of Trials + Persons | 4.0 |
| Infected Mushroom Converting Vegetarians II | 4.0 |
| Edge of Sanity Crimson | 5.0 |
| A Slow Descent Encased in Ice and Sealed in Snow | 3.5 |
| The Weeknd Beauty Behind the Madness | 3.0 |
| ENA Divided | 4.0 |
| Down I Go You're Lucky God, That I Cannot Reach You | 4.0 |
| Amorphis Under the Red Cloud | 4.0 |
| Tears for Fears Songs from the Big Chair | 4.5 |
| Rolo Tomassi Grievances | 4.0 |
| Ash Koosha GUUD | 3.5 |
| ASC Imagine The Future | 4.0 |
| Prurient Frozen Niagara Falls | 4.0 |
| Carly Rae Jepsen Emotion | 4.0 |
| maudlin of the Well Bath | 4.5 |
| Cities Aviv Your Discretion Is Trust | 3.5 |
| A Slow Descent Sorry, We're Closed | 4.0 |
| The Grouch x Eligh x CunninLynguists The Winterfire EP | 4.0 |
| Ian Christ Hara Kiri Arcade | 4.0 |
| The Early November Imbue | 4.0 |
| Prurient Through the Window | 4.0 |
| Kamelot Haven | 4.0 |
| Sensory Deprivation Unsound | 4.0 |
| Shit and Shine 54 Synth-brass, 38 Metal guitar, 65 Cathedral | 4.0 |
| Nightwish Endless Forms Most Beautiful | 3.5 |
| Def Leppard Hysteria | 4.0 |
| Lost Salt Blood Purges The Voids We All Long For | 4.0 |
| Death Grips The Powers That B - Part II: Jenny Death | 4.5 |
The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible
creative aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him
are comprised of, how can he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of
constraint is a great blow to the veracity of mankind's abilities. It restrains us and holds our
minds to the ground below, averting any possibility of rising above ourselves to something
greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind. This concept of seeking to go beyond
one's self, known as "transcendence", is essentially a gateway to unlocking pieces of ourselves
that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our world. For many, this
quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and overwhelming
consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative
barriers are destroyed. |
| Too Close to Touch Nerve Endings | 3.0 |
| Seed Of Nothing Endurance | 3.5 |
| Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly | 4.5 |
| Andrew W. Gold Fool's Gold | 3.5 |
| Ethereal Shroud They Became the Falling Ash | 4.0 |
| A Slow Descent/Sensory Deprivation Split | 4.0 |
| Aphex Twin Computer Controlled Acoustic Instruments Pt 2 | 3.5 |
| Azealia Banks Broke With Expensive Taste | 4.0 |
| Leviathan Scar Sighted | 4.5 |
| Bjork Homogenic | 5.0 |
| Carice Van Houten See You on the Ice | 4.0 |
| Jessie Ware Tough Love | 4.0 |
| Enslaved In Times | 4.0 |
| All That Remains The Order of Things | 1.0 |
11. TRU-KVLT-METAL
11. TRU-KVLT-METAL
11. TRU-KVLT-METAL
11. TRU-KVLT-METAL
11. TRU-KVLT-METAL
11. TRU-KVLT-METAL |
| Father John Misty I Love You, Honeybear | 4.0 |
| Sensory Deprivation Deprived Senses | 3.5 |
| Causa Sui Euporie Tide | 4.0 |
| Big Noble First Light | 3.0 |
| Scorpions Comeblack | 2.5 |
| Aspherium The Fall of Therenia | 4.0 |
| The Banner Greying | 4.0 |
| Rishloo Living as Ghosts with Buildings as Teeth | 4.0 |
| Sensory Deprivation White Noise | 4.0 |
| 10/10, 100/100, best album ever fuck you if you disagree |
| Meghan Trainor Title | 1.0 |
| Periphery Juggernaut: Omega | 3.5 |
| Periphery Juggernaut: Alpha | 3.0 |
| Millicent Waffles Under Dark Blue Blanket | 4.0 |
| Trvth Trvth Be Told | 4.0 |
| http://media.giphy.com/media/o8KR1NXgd3M9q/giphy.gif |
| Kashiwa Daisuke Program Music I | 5.0 |
| Death Grips Fashion Week | 3.0 |
| Sensory Deprivation False Euphoria | 4.0 |
"for the next one, y'all are gonna need a proctologist."
-BMDrummer, 2015 |
| Snarky Puppy We Like It Here | 3.5 |
| Have a Nice Life The Unnatural World | 4.0 |
| D'Angelo Black Messiah | 4.5 |
| Joyce Manor Never Hungover Again | 4.0 |
| Main Attrakionz 808s and Dark Grapes II | 4.0 |
| Swans To Be Kind | 3.5 |
| Mekong Delta In a Mirror Darkly | 4.0 |
| Panopticon Roads to the North | 4.0 |
| BADBADNOTGOOD III | 4.0 |
| Job For A Cowboy Sun Eater | 4.0 |
Holy shit, this could actually be good.
Edit: HOLY SHIT THIS IS ACTUALLY GOOD |
| Skyharbor Guiding Lights | 4.0 |
| Black Monolith Passenger | 4.0 |
| The Great Old Ones Tekeli-Li | 4.5 |
| Flying Lotus You're Dead! | 4.5 |
| Apparently, people really like this album. Enough so to the point where both Adams gave it a 4.7. |
| Dead Congregation Promulgation of the Fall | 4.5 |
| Beach Slang Cheap Thrills On A Dead End Street | 3.5 |
| Alvvays Alvvays | 4.0 |
| Old Man Gloom The Ape of God I | 4.0 |
| Old Man Gloom The Ape of God II | 4.5 |
| Damascus When Last We Met | 4.0 |
| Against Me! Transgender Dysphoria Blues | 4.0 |
| Kishi Bashi Lighght | 4.5 |
| Hans Zimmer Interstellar | 4.5 |
| The War On Drugs Lost in the Dream | 4.5 |
| Ezophagothomia Instinct of Human Devourment | 1.0 |
| Baring Teeth Ghost Chorus Among Old Ruins | 4.0 |
| Ben Frost V A R I A N T | 3.5 |
| Lost Ubikyst in Apeiron Abstruse Imbeciles Nailed on Slavery | 3.0 |
| Ne Obliviscaris Citadel | 4.5 |
| Pianos Become the Teeth Keep You | 4.0 |
| Tiny Moving Parts Pleasant Living | 4.5 |
| Circa Survive Descensus | 4.5 |
| Teen Suicide i will be my own hell because there is a devil inside my body | 4.0 |
| Stolas Allomaternal | 4.0 |
| Wildbirds and Peacedrums Rhythm | 4.0 |
| Gene Simmons Asshole | 1.0 |
| The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible creative aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him are comprised of, how can he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of constraint is a great blow to the veracity of mankind?s abilities. It restrains us and holds our minds to the ground below, averting any possibility of rising above ourselves to something greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind. This concept of seeking to go beyond one?s self, known as ?transcendence?, is essentially a gateway to unlocking pieces of ourselves that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our world. For many, this quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and overwhelming consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative barriers are destroyed.r |
| Bloodbath Grand Morbid Funeral | 3.0 |
| Portishead Third | 4.0 |
| Portishead Portishead | 4.5 |
| Portishead Dummy | 5.0 |
| Submotion Orchestra Fragments | 4.0 |
| Submotion Orchestra Finest Hour | 4.5 |
| The National Alligator | 5.0 |
| The National High Violet | 4.5 |
| The National Trouble Will Find Me | 4.5 |
| The National Boxer | 5.0 |
| Fugazi Red Medicine | 4.5 |
| Fugazi The Argument | 5.0 |
| Brant Bjork Black Power Flower | 4.0 |
| Sensory Deprivation Godspeed | 3.5 |
| oh no |
| Recondite Iffy | 3.5 |
| Clay Wilson The Bunker New York 002 | 3.5 |
| Morbus Chron Sweven | 4.5 |
| Damien Rice My Favourite Faded Fantasy | 4.5 |
| Eric is a fuckboy. |
| The Smith Street Band Throw Me in the River | 4.5 |
| Carcass Surgical Remission/Surplus Steel | 3.5 |
This
At War With Reality
50 feet of shit
Siren Charms |
| Grouper Ruins | 4.0 |
| Knife Party Abandon Ship | 1.0 |
8. Micropenis
8. Micropenis
8. Micropenis
8. Micropenis
8. Micropenis
8. Micropenis
8. Micropenis
8. Micropenis
8. Micropenis
EDIT: Yeah, this is terrible. |
| As Blood Runs Black Ground Zero | 1.5 |
| Black Milk If There's A Hell Below | 4.0 |
| Massacre From Beyond | 3.0 |
| Massacre Promise | 1.5 |
| Bruce Springsteen Greetings from Asbury Park, N.J. | 4.5 |
| Bruce Springsteen The Wild, the Innocent, and the E Street Shuffle | 4.5 |
| Dean Blunt Black Metal | 4.0 |
| Gates (USA-NJ) Bloom and Breathe | 4.5 |
| Soen Tellurian | 4.0 |
| MAGIC! Don't Kill the Magic | 1.5 |
| Shabazz Palaces Shabazz Palaces | 4.0 |
| Shabazz Palaces Of Light | 4.0 |
| Florida Georgia Line Here's to the Good Times | 1.0 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada | 5.0 |
| Iwrestledabearonce It's All Dubstep | 1.0 |
| Killer Mike R.A.P. Music | 4.5 |
| Bruce Springsteen Born in the U.S.A. | 4.5 |
| Bruce Springsteen Darkness on the Edge of Town | 5.0 |
| Bruce Springsteen Nebraska | 4.5 |
| Bon Iver Blood Bank | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Alvin and The Chipmunks | 1.0 |
| Ariana Grande My Everything | 2.5 |
| Volbeat Rock The Rebel/Metal The Devil | 4.0 |
| Volbeat Guitar Gangsters & Cadillac Blood | 3.5 |
| Volbeat Beyond Hell/Above Heaven | 4.0 |
| Volbeat Outlaw Gentlemen & Shady Ladies | 3.5 |
| Heaven and Hell The Devil You Know | 3.5 |
| Black Sabbath Reunion | 3.5 |
| Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2 | 4.5 |
I put that dick in her mouth all day
She got that (dick in her mouth all day)
She take that (dick in her mouth all day)
(She said she wanted my, wanted my)
Dick in her mouth all day, day
I get with that (dick in her mouth all day)
She play with that (dick in her mouth all day)
She want that (dick in her mouth all day)
I think I'm in love again (Love again) |
| Zomboy The Outbreak | 2.0 |
| Skrillex Make It Bun Dem After Hours | 1.0 |
| Shpongle Tales of the Inexpressible | 5.0 |
| Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky | 4.0 |
| Converge When Forever Comes Crashing | 4.0 |
| The Zombies Odessey and Oracle | 5.0 |
| Love Forever Changes | 5.0 |
| Eterknight Ragnarok | 3.0 |
| Winterfylleth The Divination Of Antiquity | 3.5 |
| Danny Brown XXX | 4.5 |
| Danny Brown Old | 5.0 |
| Danny Brown The Hybrid | 3.5 |
| Aphex Twin ...I Care Because You Do | 4.0 |
| Aphex Twin Come to Daddy | 4.0 |
| Aphex Twin Windowlicker | 4.0 |
| Aphex Twin Drukqs | 4.0 |
| Martin O'Donnell Halo 3 OST | 4.5 |
| Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase I: Neohumanity | 4.0 |
| Bruce Springsteen Born to Run | 5.0 |
| Complete Freedom Episode 1: Exude | 4.0 |
| 2014, and Cap still hasn't named an album "Trvth Be Told". |
| Royal Blood Royal Blood | 4.0 |
| '68 In Humor and Sadness | 4.0 |
| U2 Songs of Innocence | 3.0 |
| Bear in Heaven I Love You, It's Cool | 3.0 |
| Bear in Heaven Beast Rest Forth Mouth | 3.5 |
| Caribou Start Breaking My Heart (as Manitoba) | 3.5 |
| Caribou Andorra | 4.0 |
| Lmfao Party Rock | 1.5 |
| Lmfao Sorry For Party Rocking | 1.0 |
| Caribou Our Love | 4.0 |
| The Menzingers Rented World | 4.0 |
| Anberlin Lowborn | 4.0 |
| Run the Jewels Run the Jewels (Instrumentals) | 4.0 |
| Run the Jewels Run the Jewels | 5.0 |
| Lupe Fiasco Food & Liquor 2: The Great American Rap Album Pt.1 | 3.0 |
| Shabazz Palaces Black Up | 4.5 |
| clipping. dba118 | 3.5 |
| clipping. Midcity | 3.5 |
| Gorgoroth Under the Sign of Hell 2011 | 1.5 |
| Future Honest | 2.5 |
| Caribou Swim | 4.0 |
| Dream Theater Dream Theater | 3.0 |
| Your Old Droog Your Old Droog | 4.0 |
| Shabazz Palaces Lese Majesty | 4.0 |
| Oado Life Era | 4.0 |
| Nas STILLmatic | 4.0 |
| Nas It Was Written | 4.0 |
| Nas I Am... | 2.0 |
| Nas Nastradamus | 1.5 |
| Nas Life Is Good | 3.5 |
| Soulja Boy Unsigned & Still Major | 1.0 |
| Soulja Boy iSouljaBoyTellEm | 1.0 |
| Soulja Boy Souljaboytellem.com | 2.0 |
| Soulja Boy The DeAndre Way | 2.0 |
| Gerard Way Hesitant Alien | 3.5 |
| Decapitated Blood Mantra | 2.5 |
| Suffocation Souls to Deny | 2.5 |
| Exhumed Necrocracy | 3.5 |
| The Clash The Clash | 4.5 |
| The Clash Cut the Crap | 1.0 |
| Massive Attack Mezzanine | 5.0 |
| Darren Korb Bastion OST | 4.0 |
| Bon Iver Bon Iver, Bon Iver | 4.5 |
| Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago | 5.0 |
| GZA Pro Tools | 3.5 |
| Jay-Z and Kanye West Watch the Throne | 3.5 |
| Sound Tribe Sector 9 Artifact | 4.0 |
| Sound Tribe Sector 9 When the Dust Settles | 3.5 |
| Crazy Frog Everybody Dance Now | 1.5 |
| Crazy Frog Crazy Frog Presents More Crazy Hits | 1.0 |
| Beats Antique A Thousand Faces - Act II | 4.0 |
| Beats Antique A Thousand Faces - Act I | 4.0 |
| Beats Antique Collide | 4.0 |
| Leisure Muffin The Bunker New York 001 | 4.0 |
| Scene Kidz Fuq-N-Es-Kay | 1.0 |
| Rabbit Junk REframe | 4.0 |
| Electric Wizard Time to Die | 4.0 |
| If somebody reviews this before me, there will be blood. |
| La Dispute Wildlife | 4.0 |
| Crazy Frog Crazy Frog Presents Crazy Hits | 1.0 |
| Raekwon Only Built 4 Cuban Linx... Pt II | 4.5 |
| Raekwon Only Built 4 Cuban Linx... | 5.0 |
| Raekwon The Lex Diamond Story | 2.0 |
| Raekwon Immobilarity | 2.5 |
| Raekwon Shaolin vs. Wu-Tang | 3.0 |
| Wu-Tang Clan Wu-Tang Forever | 4.0 |
| N.W.A. Niggaz4Life | 3.0 |
| N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton | 3.5 |
| Pusha T Fear of God II: Let Us Pray | 3.5 |
| Darthy Mann I Hate It When My Internet Icon On My... | 1.0 |
| Tennis Ritual In Repeat | 4.0 |
| Matty Mullins Matty Mullins | 1.5 |
| Would be okay if it wasn't for the ear-grating production, awful vocals, and electronic elements. |
| Teebs E S T A R A | 4.5 |
| Aphex Twin Syro | 4.5 |
Syromania, Syro City, Syro Ball, Syro Plane, Syro Compass, Auto Syro, Syro Scope, Syro Frequency,
Syro Magnetic, Syro Stabilizer, Syro Stat |
| Bathory Blood on Ice | 3.5 |
| Bathory Nordland II | 3.5 |
| YOB Clearing The Path To Ascend | 4.0 |
| Eluveitie Origins | 4.0 |
| Farrah Abraham My Teenage Dream Ended | 1.0 |
| Low Roar 0 | 4.5 |
| Low Roar Low Roar | 4.0 |
| Manners Pale Blue Light | 4.0 |
| Leon Vynehall Music For The Uninvited | 4.5 |
| Sharon Van Etten Are We There | 4.5 |
| Efdemin Decay | 4.0 |
| Martin O'Donnell Halo Original Soundtrack | 5.0 |
| Francis Harris Minutes of Sleep | 4.0 |
| Kassem Mosse Workshop 19 | 4.0 |
| Fennesz Becs | 4.0 |
| The Contortionist Language | 4.0 |
| The Contortionist Intrinsic | 3.5 |
| The Contortionist Exoplanet | 4.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse A Skeletal Domain | 4.0 |
| The Script #3 | 1.5 |
| The Script No Sound Without Silence | 1.0 |
| The Script The Script | 2.0 |
| The Script Science & Faith | 2.5 |
| Invent Animate Everchanger | 3.0 |
| Fucked Up Glass Boys | 4.0 |
| Suicide Silence You Can't Stop Me | 2.0 |
| Reso Valken | 4.0 |
| Rabbit Junk Pop That Pretty Thirty | 4.0 |
| 3OH!3 3OH!3 | 1.5 |
| 3OH!3 Want | 2.0 |
| 3OH!3 Streets of Gold | 1.0 |
| 3OH!3 Omens | 1.0 |
| Capture Reign of Terror | 2.0 |
| La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River Between Vega and Altair | 4.5 |
| Darkspace Dark Space III I | 4.5 |
| Sepalcure Make You | 3.5 |
| Sepalcure Fleur | 3.5 |
| Sepalcure Eternally Yrs | 3.5 |
| Sepalcure Love Pressure | 4.0 |
| Sepalcure Sepalcure | 4.5 |
| Obliteration Nekropsalms | 4.5 |
| Ulcerate Everything Is Fire | 5.0 |
| Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra Fuck Off Get Free We Pour Light on Everything | 4.5 |
| Complete Freedom Inner Thoughts | 3.5 |
| Sugary Sweet Machines Controlled Breathing | 4.0 |
| 100% chance of this being one of the best ambient albums this year. |
| The Roots ...And Then You Shoot Your Cousin | 3.5 |
| Banks Goddess | 4.5 |
| Interpol El Pintor | 4.5 |
| Descendents I Don't Want to Grow Up | 4.0 |
| Descendents Milo Goes to College | 5.0 |
| Maybeshewill Fair Youth | 3.5 |
| The Afghan Whigs Do to the Beast | 4.0 |
| The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Am I the Enemy | 2.0 |
| The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Lonely Road | 1.0 |
| Maroon 5 V | 1.5 |
| Acres Solace | 4.0 |
| Sugary Sweet Machines Tours of the Bleak | 4.5 |
| Reso Ishimura | 4.0 |
| Reso Tangram | 4.5 |
| Jimmy Eat World Bleed American | 4.0 |
| Jimmy Eat World Clarity | 5.0 |
| RATKING So It Goes | 3.5 |
| Zomby With Love | 4.0 |
| Zomby Dedication | 4.5 |
| Zomby Where Were U In '92? | 5.0 |
| Zomby Zomby | 3.5 |
| James Blake Overgrown | 4.5 |
| Charlatan Local Agent | 3.5 |
| Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis Satyriasis And Nymphomania | 1.0 |
| Dark Fortress Venereal Dawn | 3.5 |
| King 810 Memoirs of a Murderer | 1.0 |
| Somebody gave this a 4.5? Are you fucking serious? And now a 5? Fuck off. |
| Iron Reagan Spoiled Identity | 3.5 |
| Bear in Heaven Time Is Over One Day Old | 3.0 |
| Bathory Hammerheart | 4.5 |
| Bathory Requiem | 1.5 |
| Bathory Octagon | 1.0 |
| lightchaser. Songs for My Father | 4.0 |
| The Rentals Lost In Alphaville | 4.0 |
| Childish Gambino Because the Internet | 3.0 |
| Ephera Ongaku | 3.0 |
| A Slow Descent Secrets of a Melting Moon | 4.0 |
| Fuck y'all and your "3.5" ratings. Also, IT'S ON, BIG NIG. |
| Prawn Kingfisher | 4.0 |
| Prawn You Can Just Leave It All | 3.5 |
| Prawn Ships | 4.0 |
| Buckcherry Fuck | 1.0 |
| Shitty riffs, shitty lyrics, shitty production, and just the shitty attitude of this culminates in it being crowned the worst album of the year. And that means these guys beat out King 810 and Black Tongue. Wow. |
| Savlonic Red | 3.5 |
| The Bug Angels and Devils | 4.0 |
| Jay-Z The Blueprint²: The Gift & the Curse | 2.5 |
| Jay-Z The Blueprint 3 | 2.0 |
| Jay-Z American Gangster | 3.0 |
| Jay-Z Kingdom Come | 2.0 |
| Jay-Z The Black Album | 4.0 |
| Jay-Z Magna Carta... Holy Grail | 2.5 |
| Dot Hacker How's Your Process? (Work) | 4.0 |
| Ed Sheeran x | 2.0 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch Oxygen: Inhale | 1.5 |
| Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool | 4.5 |
| Opeth Pale Communion | 3.0 |
| Slugdge Gastronomicon | 4.5 |
| Vanilla Ice WTF | 1.0 |
| Kimbra The Golden Echo | 4.5 |
| Mac Miller Blue Slide Park | 1.0 |
| Pink Floyd Meddle | 4.5 |
| Pink Floyd The Wall | 4.5 |
| Obliteration Black Death Horizon | 5.0 |
| Every Time I Die Ex Lives | 4.0 |
| Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate) You Will Eventually Be Forgotten | 2.5 |
| Millionaires Tonight | 1.5 |
| Accept Blind Rage | 4.0 |
| FKA Twigs LP1 | 4.0 |
| Dot Dot Curve Til the Wheels Fall Off | 1.0 |
| Dot Dot Curve Your Ears Will Bleeping Bleed | 1.5 |
| Dot Dot Curve I'm Still Here | 1.0 |
| Sweet Apple The Golden Age of Glitter | 3.0 |
| Inanimate Existence A Never-Ending Cycle of Atonement | 4.0 |
| Inanimate Existence Liberation Through Hearing | 3.5 |
| Miles Davis Bitches Brew | 5.0 |
| DJ Shadow Endtroducing..... | 5.0 |
| The Clash London Calling | 5.0 |
| David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars | 5.0 |
| John Coltrane A Love Supreme | 5.0 |
| The Cure Pornography | 4.5 |
| The Jimi Hendrix Experience Axis: Bold as Love | 5.0 |
| The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland | 5.0 |
| The Beatles The Beatles | 5.0 |
| The Beatles Rubber Soul | 4.5 |
| Bonobo Black Sands Remixed | 4.5 |
| Bonobo Days To Come | 4.0 |
| Bonobo The North Borders | 4.5 |
| The Jimi Hendrix Experience Are You Experienced | 5.0 |
| The Beatles Revolver | 5.0 |
| The Beatles Beatles for Sale | 3.5 |
| The Beatles A Hard Day's Night | 4.0 |
| The Beatles Abbey Road | 5.0 |
| The Beatles Yellow Submarine | 3.0 |
| Wen Commotion | 3.5 |
| Guido Anidea | 4.0 |
| Future Pluto | 2.5 |
| Wen Signals | 4.0 |
| ASC Open Spaces | 4.0 |
| The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour | 4.5 |
| The Beatles Help! | 4.0 |
| Nick Drake Five Leaves Left | 5.0 |
| My Brightest Diamond None More Than You | 4.0 |
| Boards of Canada Geogaddi | 4.5 |
| Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children | 5.0 |
| Aphex Twin Richard D. James Album | 4.5 |
| Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works Volume II | 4.5 |
| Autechre LP5 | 4.0 |
| Autechre Tri Repetae | 4.5 |
| Pusha T My Name Is My Name | 4.0 |
| clipping. CLPPNG | 4.0 |
| Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon | 4.0 |
| Death Grips Government Plates | 3.5 |
| Death Grips The Money Store | 4.5 |
| Death Grips No Love Deep Web | 4.0 |
| Prince Purple Rain | 5.0 |
| Kill The Noise Kill Kill Kill | 3.5 |
| Blu Good To Be Home | 4.0 |
| Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come | 5.0 |
| The Cure Disintegration | 5.0 |
| Nick Drake Pink Moon | 5.0 |
| Miles Davis Kind of Blue | 5.0 |
| The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | 5.0 |
| Burial Truant/Rough Sleeper | 4.0 |
| Hello Kitty Suicide Club ^_^ | 1.0 |
| Worst album ever. 50 characters, you say? I'd rather listen to Megatron have sex with a rhinoceros while the band members of Meshuggah and Deftones beat each other to death with medieval weapons. |
| Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate) What It Takes to Move Forward | 4.5 |
| Disma Towards the Megalith | 3.5 |
| Fallujah The Flesh Prevails | 4.0 |
| Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 5.0 |
| DJ Rashad Double Cup | 4.0 |
| Bonobo Black Sands | 5.0 |
| Iron Maiden Maiden Japan | 3.5 |
| Spoon They Want My Soul | 4.5 |
| Owl John Owl John | 4.5 |
| Satanic Destroyer Corruption | 1.0 |
| "I'm just warning you, this shit makes Bathory's Octagon sound like Blood Fire Death." -emester, 2014 |
| The Notorious B.I.G. Life After Death | 4.0 |
| The Notorious B.I.G. Ready to Die | 5.0 |
| Aaron West and The Roaring Twenties We Don't Have Each Other | 4.5 |
| Brand New Your Favorite Weapon | 3.5 |
| Thrice Identity Crisis | 3.0 |
| Thrice Vheissu | 5.0 |
| CunninLynguists Strange Journey Vol. 3 | 3.5 |
| CunninLynguists Oneirology | 4.5 |
| CunninLynguists A Piece Of Strange | 4.5 |
| Arcade Fire Reflektor | 3.5 |
| Arcade Fire The Suburbs | 4.0 |
| Arcade Fire Neon Bible | 4.0 |
| Arcade Fire Funeral | 5.0 |
| Jenny Lewis The Voyager | 3.5 |
| Fugazi Steady Diet of Nothing | 3.5 |
| Fugazi Repeater | 4.5 |
| ASC Nothing Is Certain | 3.5 |
| Jimmy Eat World Static Prevails | 4.0 |
| Jimmy Eat World Futures | 4.5 |
| The Beatles Let It Be | 4.0 |
| Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) | 5.0 |
| Grumblecunt I Piss Shit | 1.0 |
| Converge No Heroes | 3.5 |
| Immortal All Shall Fall | 3.0 |
| GZA Liquid Swords | 5.0 |
| Nas Illmatic | 5.0 |
| Overkill White Devil Armory | 4.0 |
| Amon Tobin Chaos Theory - Splinter Cell 3 Soundtrack | 3.5 |
| Radiohead OK Computer | 5.0 |
| How to Dress Well Total Loss | 3.5 |
| Saor Aura | 4.5 |
| Hoth Oathbreaker | 4.5 |
| Death Grips Exmilitary | 4.0 |
| Ben Frost By the Throat | 4.0 |
| Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me | 5.0 |
| Brand New Daisy | 4.5 |
| Burial Street Halo | 4.0 |
| Burial Ghost Hardware | 4.0 |
| Burial South London Boroughs | 4.0 |
| Burial Rival Dealer | 4.0 |
| Burial Distant Lights | 3.5 |
| Burial Kindred | 4.5 |
| Burial Burial | 4.5 |
| Bathory Under the Sign of the Black Mark | 4.5 |
| Bathory Bathory | 4.0 |
| St. Vincent St. Vincent | 4.0 |
| Crosses Crosses | 3.5 |
| Alcest Shelter | 4.0 |
| Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown | 4.5 |
| Seven That Spells The Death And Resurrection Of Krautrock: IO | 4.0 |
| Yes Heaven and Earth | 1.5 |
| Yes Big Generator | 2.0 |
| Yes Going for the One | 3.5 |
| Kreator Pleasure to Kill | 4.5 |
| Kreator Phantom Antichrist | 4.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Sounding the Seventh Trumpet | 2.5 |
| Brand New Deja Entendu | 5.0 |
| J. Cole Born Sinner | 2.5 |
| Arctic Monkeys AM | 3.5 |
| The Prodigy The Fat of the Land | 4.5 |
| Tiesto Just Be | 3.0 |
| ASC Heights Of Perception | 3.0 |
| Converge Axe to Fall | 4.5 |
| NOISIA Purpose | 4.0 |
| James Blake James Blake | 4.0 |
| NOISIA Split The Atom | 4.5 |
| How to Dress Well What Is This Heart? | 4.0 |
| Musk Ox Woodfall | 4.5 |
| Origin Omnipresent | 4.0 |
| Robin Thicke Blurred Lines | 1.5 |
| Robin Thicke Paula | 1.0 |
| Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city | 4.5 |
| BABYMETAL BABYMETAL | 3.0 |
| Knife Party Haunted House | 1.5 |
| Knife Party 100% No Modern Talking | 2.0 |
| ASC Machine Love | 4.5 |
| Elbow The Take Off And Landing Of Everything | 4.0 |
| Todd Terje Spiral | 4.0 |
| Savant Alchemist | 2.5 |
| Jesus Christ, this would be great if it wasn't 100 MINUTES LONG. Honestly, it starts out promising, but it just keeps on going. And going. And going. And going. |
| ASC Out Of Sync | 4.0 |
| ASC The Astral Traveller | 5.0 |
| Complete Freedom Approaching | 4.0 |
| Trvth Black Horse Plague | 4.0 |
| Seven Lions Worlds Apart | 4.0 |
| Napalm Death Utilitarian | 4.0 |
| Napalm Death Fear, Emptiness, Despair | 4.0 |
| Napalm Death Harmony Corruption | 4.0 |
| Napalm Death From Enslavement to Obliteration | 4.5 |
| Napalm Death Scum | 4.0 |
| A Slow Descent Utopias | 4.0 |
| Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas | 4.5 |
| Mayhem Esoteric Warfare | 4.0 |
| Mr. Bungle California | 5.0 |
| Every Time I Die New Junk Aesthetic | 4.0 |
| Every Time I Die Hot Damn! | 4.0 |
| MiXE1 Starlit Skin | 3.5 |
| Judas Priest Redeemer of Souls | 3.0 |
It's like Screaming for Vengeance. Except without the awesome riffs. Or awesome vocals. Or
awesome anything.
Edit: I was wrong. Yeah, it ain't Brave New World or Endgame, but it's still 10 times better
than Nostradamus. |
| Kasabian 48:13 | 3.5 |
| Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion | 4.5 |
| Converge All We Love We Leave Behind | 5.0 |
| Vibrasphere Exploring the Tributaries | 4.5 |
| Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun | 4.0 |
| Mastodon decides to hire the artist who designed the album art for Rings of Saturn. |
| Nickelback Here and Now | 1.0 |
| Nickelback Dark Horse | 1.5 |
| Nickelback All the Right Reasons | 2.0 |
| Nickelback Silver Side Up | 2.5 |
| LTJ Bukem Logical Progression | 4.5 |
| Converge Jane Doe | 5.0 |
| Bathory Blood Fire Death | 5.0 |
| The album that turned Bathory into a Viking metal band. When they went from sounding evil to sounding epic. |
| Ben Frost A U R O R A | 4.5 |
| Ambient AOTY. Period. Best tracks are Sola Fide, Secant, Nolan, and Flex. |
| Nile Annihilation of the Wicked | 4.0 |
| Linkin Park The Hunting Party | 3.0 |
| Converge You Fail Me | 4.5 |
| Persefone Spiritual Migration | 3.0 |
| The Naked Brothers Band The Naked Brothers Band | 1.0 |
| Infant Annihilator The Palpable Leprosy of Pollution | 2.5 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Bad Blood | 2.0 |
| Solution .45 For Aeons Past | 3.5 |
| Soen Cognitive | 3.5 |
| Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works 85-92 | 5.0 |
| IDM defined. Definitely up there as one of the greatest ambient electronic albums of all time. |
| Burial Untrue | 5.0 |
| Bane Don't Wait Up | 4.0 |
| Black Flag What The... | 1.0 |
| Black Flag My War | 4.0 |
| Black Flag Damaged | 4.5 |
| Vader Litany | 3.5 |
| Vader De Profundis | 4.0 |
| Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us | 3.0 |
| Cynic Traced in Air | 4.0 |
| Cynic Focus | 4.5 |
| King Crimson Red | 5.0 |
| King Crimson In the Wake of Poseidon | 4.0 |
| King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King | 5.0 |
| Deep Purple Machine Head | 5.0 |
| The Room Colored Charlatan Primitives | 3.5 |
| Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP 2 | 3.0 |
| Eminem Recovery | 2.5 |
| Eminem Relapse | 1.5 |
| Eminem Encore | 2.0 |
| Eminem The Eminem Show | 3.5 |
| Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP | 5.0 |
| Eminem The Slim Shady LP | 4.5 |
| King 810 Proem | 1.0 |
An insult to the listener's intelligence. Period. Everything wrong with nu metal is right here in one mixing pot of
shite. |
| Dismember Massive Killing Capacity | 3.0 |
| Dismember Like an Ever Flowing Stream | 4.5 |
| Megadeth So Far, So Good... So What! | 4.0 |
| Megadeth Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good! | 4.0 |
| Entombed Left Hand Path | 4.5 |
| Entombed Clandestine | 4.0 |
| Bloodbath The Fathomless Mastery | 3.0 |
| Bloodbath Nightmares Made Flesh | 4.0 |
| Bloodbath Resurrection Through Carnage | 3.5 |
| Diamond Head Lightning to the Nations | 5.0 |
| Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath | 5.0 |
| Mercyful Fate Melissa | 5.0 |
| *shels Plains Of The Purple Buffalo | 4.5 |
| Pantera Reinventing the Steel | 3.0 |
| Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill | 3.5 |
| Pantera Far Beyond Driven | 4.0 |
| Pantera Vulgar Display of Power | 4.5 |
| Pantera Cowboys from Hell | 4.5 |
| Pantera Power Metal | 2.5 |
| Pantera I Am the Night | 2.0 |
| Pantera Projects in the Jungle | 1.5 |
| Pantera Metal Magic | 1.0 |
| Scar Symmetry Symmetric in Design | 4.5 |
| Down Down III: Over the Under | 3.5 |
| Down Down II: A Bustle in Your Hedgerow | 3.0 |
| Down NOLA | 4.5 |
| Down Down IV - Part I | 3.5 |
| Down Down IV - Part II | 3.5 |
| Overkill Immortalis | 3.5 |
| Falling in Reverse The Drug in Me Is You | 2.5 |
| Falling in Reverse Fashionably Late | 1.5 |
| Pathology Legacy of the Ancients | 2.5 |
| Dark Fortress Ylem | 4.0 |
| Dark Fortress Eidolon | 3.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King | 2.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare | 2.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold | 2.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil | 3.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen | 3.5 |
| Black Tongue Born Hanged | 1.5 |
| Cock and Ball Torture Sadochismo | 1.0 |
| Queensryche Tribe | 2.5 |
| Queensryche Q2K | 2.5 |
| Queensryche Hear in the Now Frontier | 2.0 |
| Queensryche Promised Land | 3.5 |
| Queensryche Rage for Order | 4.5 |
| Queensryche The Warning | 4.5 |
| Hinder All American Nightmare | 1.5 |
| Pathology Awaken to the Suffering | 3.0 |
| Green Day iDOS! | 1.0 |
| Green Day iTRE! | 1.5 |
| Green Day 21st Century Breakdown | 2.0 |
| Green Day ¡UNO! | 2.0 |
| Green Day American Idiot | 3.0 |
| Green Day Nimrod | 3.5 |
| Green Day Insomniac | 3.5 |
| Green Day Dookie | 4.0 |
| Green Day Kerplunk | 3.5 |
| Overkill Under the Influence | 4.0 |
| Overkill Taking Over | 4.0 |
| Overkill Feel the Fire | 4.5 |
| Candlemass Ancient Dreams | 4.0 |
| Candlemass Nightfall | 4.5 |
| Candlemass Epicus Doomicus Metallicus | 5.0 |
| Decapitated Carnival Is Forever | 3.5 |
| Decapitated Organic Hallucinosis | 3.5 |
| Immolation Kingdom of Conspiracy | 3.5 |
| Immolation Majesty and Decay | 4.0 |
| Immolation Close to a World Below | 5.0 |
| Immolation Failures for Gods | 3.5 |
| Immolation Here in After | 4.5 |
| Immolation Dawn of Possession | 4.0 |
| Slice the Cake Other Slices | 4.0 |
| Slice the Cake The Man With No Face | 3.5 |
| Fleetwood Mac Rumours | 5.0 |
| Pathology Lords of Rephaim | 3.5 |
| Pathology The Time of Great Purification | 3.5 |
| Bring Me the Horizon Sempiternal | 3.5 |
| Bring Me the Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It... | 3.0 |
| Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season | 2.0 |
| Bring Me the Horizon Count Your Blessings | 1.5 |
| John Lennon Wedding Album | 1.5 |
| John Lennon Unfinished Music No.2: Life with the Lions | 1.0 |
| John Lennon Unfinished Music No.1: Two Virgins | 1.0 |
| Within Temptation Hydra | 3.5 |
| Within Temptation The Unforgiving | 2.5 |
| Within Temptation The Heart of Everything | 3.0 |
| Within Temptation The Silent Force | 3.5 |
| Within Temptation Mother Earth | 2.5 |
| Within Temptation Enter | 3.5 |
| Nightwish Imaginaerum | 3.0 |
| Nightwish Dark Passion Play | 2.5 |
| Nightwish Once | 4.0 |
| Nightwish Wishmaster | 3.5 |
| Nightwish Oceanborn | 4.5 |
| Nightwish Angels Fall First | 2.5 |
| Epica The Quantum Enigma | 4.0 |
| Epica Requiem for the Indifferent | 2.5 |
| Epica Design Your Universe | 3.5 |
| Epica The Divine Conspiracy | 3.5 |
| Epica Consign to Oblivion | 3.0 |
| Epica The Phantom Agony | 2.5 |
| The Black Eyed Peas The Beginning | 1.0 |
| The Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies) | 1.5 |
| will.i.am #Willpower | 1.0 |
| will.i.am Songs About Girls | 1.0 |
| will.i.am Must B 21 | 1.5 |
| will.i.am Lost Change | 2.0 |
| Austrian Death Machine Triple Brutal | 3.0 |
| It's not too bad of an album, but seriously, fuck Tim Lambesis. |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend! | 4.5 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor Yanqui U.X.O. | 4.0 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven | 5.0 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞ | 5.0 |
| wecamewithbrokenteeth We're Packing Are You? | 1.0 |
| The Bunny The Bear Stories | 2.0 |
| The Bunny The Bear The Stomach for It | 1.0 |
| The Bunny The Bear If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say... | 1.5 |
| The Bunny The Bear The Bunny The Bear | 2.0 |
| Design the Skyline Nevaeh | 2.5 |
| DoomThrone Skeleton Veiled in Flesh | 1.0 |
| brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It! | 1.0 |
| Exoskeleton Plutonian Herd | 1.0 |
| In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading | 2.5 |
| In Flames A Sense of Purpose | 2.0 |
| In Flames Come Clarity | 3.5 |
| In Flames Soundtrack to Your Escape | 2.5 |
| In Flames Reroute to Remain | 3.5 |
| Demon Hunter Extremist | 4.0 |
| Demon Hunter True Defiance | 3.5 |
| Demon Hunter The World Is a Thorn | 2.0 |
| Demon Hunter Storm the Gates of Hell | 2.5 |
| Demon Hunter The Triptych | 3.5 |
| Demon Hunter Summer of Darkness | 3.5 |
| Demon Hunter Demon Hunter | 3.0 |
| Squarepusher Music for Robots | 1.0 |
| Justin Bieber Believe | 1.0 |
| Justin Bieber Under the Mistletoe | 1.0 |
| AC/DC Black Ice | 2.0 |
| AC/DC Stiff Upper Lip | 2.5 |
| AC/DC Ballbreaker | 2.5 |
| AC/DC Blow Up Your Video | 2.0 |
| AC/DC Fly On The Wall | 2.0 |
| AC/DC Flick Of The Switch | 2.5 |
| AC/DC For Those About To Rock We Salute You | 3.0 |
| AC/DC Powerage | 3.5 |
| Lou Reed Transformer | 4.0 |
| The Velvet Underground Squeeze | 1.0 |
| The Velvet Underground Loaded | 4.0 |
| The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground | 4.0 |
| The good ol' days, back when Lou Reed wasn't doing shitty collabs with Metallica and Squeeze didn't exist. Good times. |
| The Velvet Underground White Light/White Heat | 4.0 |
| The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico | 5.0 |
| Lupe Fiasco Lasers | 2.0 |
| Kanye West Yeezus | 4.5 |
| Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy | 5.0 |
| Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak | 3.5 |
| Kanye West Graduation | 4.0 |
| Kanye West Late Registration | 4.0 |
| Kanye West The College Dropout | 4.5 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Zeitgeist | 2.0 |
| Anal Cunt Picnic of Love | 4.0 |
| Anal Cunt 40 More Reasons To Hate Us | 3.5 |
| Anal Cunt Top 40 Hits | 3.0 |
| Anal Cunt Everyone Should Be Killed | 3.0 |
| I Declare War Malevolence | 2.0 |
| I Declare War Amidst the Bloodshed | 1.5 |
| I Declare War We Are Violent People by Nature | 2.0 |
| I Declare War I Declare War | 3.5 |
| Megadeth United Abominations | 2.5 |
| Megadeth The System Has Failed | 2.5 |
| Megadeth Cryptic Writings | 2.5 |
| Megadeth Youthanasia | 3.0 |
| Megadeth The World Needs a Hero | 2.5 |
| Insomnium Shadows of the Dying Sun | 4.0 |
| Children of Bodom Halo of Blood | 3.5 |
| Children of Bodom Relentless Reckless Forever | 1.5 |
| Children of Bodom Blooddrunk | 1.5 |
| Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet? | 3.5 |
| Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll | 4.0 |
| Children of Bodom Follow the Reaper | 5.0 |
| Children of Bodom Hatebreeder | 4.5 |
| Children of Bodom Something Wild | 4.0 |
| Skrillex Leaving | 1.0 |
| Skrillex Bangarang | 1.5 |
| Skrillex More Monsters and Sprites | 1.5 |
| Skrillex Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites | 3.0 |
| Skrillex My Name Is Skrillex | 2.5 |
| Skrillex Recess | 1.5 |
| Trophy Scars Holy Vacants | 4.5 |
| Light the Torch The Beauty of Destruction(Devil You Know | 2.5 |
| Capture Live Life | 2.0 |
| Capture Til Death | 1.0 |
| Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side of Hell, Volume 2 | 1.5 |
| Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side of Hell, Volume 1 | 1.5 |
| Five Finger Death Punch American Capitalist | 1.5 |
| Five Finger Death Punch War Is The Answer | 2.5 |
| Five Finger Death Punch The Way Of The Fist | 3.0 |
| Amon Amarth Deceiver of the Gods | 3.5 |
| Amon Amarth Surtur Rising | 3.5 |
| Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God | 4.0 |
| Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side | 4.5 |
| Amon Amarth Fate of Norns | 3.0 |
| Amon Amarth Versus the World | 3.5 |
| Amon Amarth The Crusher | 3.0 |
| Amon Amarth The Avenger | 2.5 |
| Amon Amarth Once Sent from the Golden Hall | 3.0 |
| All That Remains Behind Silence and Solitude | 2.0 |
| All That Remains This Darkened Heart | 4.0 |
| All That Remains The Fall of Ideals | 4.5 |
| All That Remains Overcome | 2.5 |
| All That Remains ...For We Are Many | 2.0 |
| All That Remains A War You Cannot Win | 1.5 |
| Trivium In Waves | 3.0 |
| Trivium Shogun | 3.0 |
| Trivium The Crusade | 2.5 |
| Trivium Ascendancy | 3.5 |
| Trivium Vengeance Falls | 2.5 |
| Attila About That Life | 1.5 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Temper Temper | 1.5 |
| Korn The Paradigm Shift | 2.5 |
| Korn The Path of Totality | 1.0 |
| " Korn IV: Forgetting who you are." -Deviant |
| Korn Korn III: Remember Who You Are | 2.0 |
| Korn Untitled | 1.5 |
| Korn See You on the Other Side | 2.0 |
| Korn Take a Look in the Mirror | 2.0 |
| Korn Untouchables | 2.5 |
| Korn Issues | 3.0 |
| Korn Follow the Leader | 3.5 |
| Korn Life Is Peachy | 3.0 |
| Korn Korn | 3.5 |
| David Guetta Nothing but the Beat | 1.0 |
| Triptykon Melana Chasmata | 4.5 |
| Six Feet Under Unborn | 2.5 |
| Six Feet Under Undead | 3.0 |
| Six Feet Under Death Rituals | 2.0 |
| Six Feet Under Commandment | 2.0 |
| Six Feet Under 13 | 2.5 |
| Six Feet Under Bringer of Blood | 2.0 |
| Six Feet Under True Carnage | 1.5 |
| Six Feet Under Maximum Violence | 3.0 |
| Six Feet Under Graveyard Classics 2 | 1.0 |
| Six Feet Under Graveyard Classics | 1.0 |
| Amorphis Circle | 4.0 |
| Amorphis Tales from the Thousand Lakes | 4.0 |
| Amorphis Skyforger | 4.0 |
| Amorphis Silent Waters | 5.0 |
| Defeated Sanity Passages Into Deformity | 4.0 |
| Defeated Sanity Chapters of Repugnance | 4.5 |
| Defeated Sanity Psalms of the Moribund | 3.0 |
| Defeated Sanity Prelude to the Tragedy | 3.5 |
| Born of Osiris Tomorrow We Die Alive | 2.5 |
| Born of Osiris A Higher Place | 3.0 |
| Ovid's Withering Scryers of the Ibis | 4.0 |
| La Dispute Rooms of the House | 4.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Coda | 2.0 |
| Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door | 2.5 |
| Led Zeppelin Presence | 3.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti | 3.5 |
| Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy | 3.5 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV | 5.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III | 4.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II | 4.5 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin | 4.0 |
| The Rolling Stones Exile on Main St. | 5.0 |
| The Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers | 4.5 |
| The Rolling Stones Let It Bleed | 4.5 |
| The Rolling Stones Between the Buttons | 3.0 |
| The Rolling Stones Aftermath | 3.5 |
| The Rolling Stones Their Satanic Majesties Request | 2.5 |
| The Rolling Stones Beggars Banquet | 4.5 |
| Impending Doom Death Will Reign | 2.5 |
| Impending Doom Baptized in Filth | 2.0 |
| Millionaires Bling Bling Bling! | 1.0 |
| Lil Wayne Rebirth | 1.0 |
| Lil Wayne Tha Carter IV | 1.5 |
| Lil Wayne I Am Not a Human Being | 2.0 |
| Lil Wayne Tha Carter III | 2.5 |
| Lil Wayne Tha Carter II | 3.0 |
| Lil Wayne I Am Not a Human Being II | 1.0 |
| Darkthrone The Underground Resistance | 4.5 |
| Darkthrone Goatlord | 2.0 |
| Darkthrone Total Death | 3.0 |
| Darkthrone Panzerfaust | 3.5 |
| Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger | 4.0 |
| Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon | 4.5 |
| Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky | 5.0 |
| Darkthrone Soulside Journey | 3.0 |
| Rivers of Nihil The Conscious Seed of Light | 4.5 |
| American death metal rises again. With both technicality and brutality, these guys are set to rise among the ranks of USDM, and manage to blend in all sorts of old school death metal with solid production and prog elements. Fantastic album. |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer | 4.0 |
| Ihsahn Das Seelenbrechen | 4.0 |
| Ihsahn Eremita | 4.0 |
| Ihsahn After | 3.5 |
| Leprous Coal | 4.0 |
| King Diamond ''Them'' | 4.5 |
| King Diamond Abigail | 5.0 |
| In Solitude Sister | 4.0 |
| Skeletonwitch Serpents Unleashed | 4.0 |
| Skeletonwitch Forever Abomination | 4.0 |
| Skeletonwitch Breathing the Fire | 3.5 |
| Skeletonwitch Beyond the Permafrost | 3.5 |
| Porcupine Tree Deadwing | 4.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Three Dollar Bill Y'all | 2.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Significant Other | 2.5 |
| Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water | 1.5 |
| Limp Bizkit Results May Vary | 1.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Gold Cobra | 1.0 |
| Hollywood Undead Notes From the Underground | 1.0 |
| Hollywood Undead American Tragedy | 1.0 |
| Hollywood Undead Swan Songs | 1.5 |
| Mayday Parade A Lesson In Romantics | 3.5 |
| My Chemical Romance The Black Parade | 2.0 |
| Sleeping With Sirens Feel | 1.5 |
| Memphis May Fire Unconditional | 2.5 |
| Crown the Empire The Fallout | 2.0 |
| Abandon All Ships Infamous | 1.0 |
| Electric Callboy Bury Me in Fucking Vegas | 1.5 |
| Todd Terje It's Album Time | 4.5 |
| Cheesy disco revival, and I wouldn't have it any other way. |
| Autopsy Tourniquets, Hacksaws and Graves | 4.0 |
Another solid outing from the masters of sludgy death metal. Seriously. These guys have pumped out two albums
in only about 10 months, both of which were excellent additions to their discography. Keep up the good work,
gentlemen. |
| Autopsy The Headless Ritual | 4.5 |
| Autopsy Macabre Eternal | 4.0 |
| Autopsy Shitfun | 3.0 |
| Autopsy Acts of the Unspeakable | 2.5 |
| Autopsy Mental Funeral | 5.0 |
| Autopsy Severed Survival | 4.5 |
| brokeNCYDE The Broken | 1.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Evolution | 1.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor EPIC | 1.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Torture | 4.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Evisceration Plague | 4.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Kill | 4.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse The Wretched Spawn | 3.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse Gore Obsessed | 1.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse Bloodthirst | 2.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Gallery of Suicide | 2.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse Vile | 3.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse The Bleeding | 4.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated | 3.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse Butchered at Birth | 3.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Eaten Back to Life | 4.0 |
| Job For A Cowboy Demonocracy | 3.0 |
| Job For A Cowboy Ruination | 3.5 |
| Job For A Cowboy Genesis | 2.5 |
| Job For A Cowboy Doom | 3.0 |
| A Day To Remember Common Courtesy | 3.0 |
| A Day To Remember What Separates Me from You | 2.5 |
| A Day To Remember Homesick | 2.0 |
| Deafheaven Sunbather | 4.5 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness | 4.0 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream | 4.5 |
| My Bloody Valentine m b v | 4.0 |
| My Bloody Valentine Loveless | 5.0 |
| Nothing Guilty of Everything | 4.0 |
| Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity | 4.5 |
| Meshuggah Chaosphere | 4.5 |
| Protest the Hero Volition | 4.0 |
| Protest the Hero Kezia | 4.5 |
| Between the Buried and Me The Parallax II: Future Sequence | 4.0 |
| Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect | 4.0 |
| Between the Buried and Me Colors | 4.5 |
| Between the Buried and Me Alaska | 4.5 |
| Between the Buried and Me The Silent Circus | 4.0 |
| The Ocean Pelagial | 4.0 |
| The Ocean Anthropocentric | 4.0 |
| Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction | 4.5 |
| Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy | 1.5 |
| AC/DC The Razors Edge | 3.0 |
| AC/DC Let There Be Rock | 4.0 |
| AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap | 4.0 |
| AC/DC High Voltage | 4.0 |
| AC/DC Back In Black | 4.5 |
| AC/DC Highway To Hell | 4.5 |
| Mastodon The Hunter | 3.5 |
| Mastodon Crack the Skye | 4.5 |
| Mastodon Blood Mountain | 4.5 |
| Mastodon Leviathan | 5.0 |
| Mastodon Remission | 4.0 |
| Baroness Yellow and Green | 3.5 |
| Baroness Blue Record | 4.5 |
| Baroness Red Album | 4.0 |
| Waking The Cadaver Real-Life Death | 1.5 |
| Waking The Cadaver Beyond Cops, Beyond God | 1.0 |
| Waking The Cadaver Perverse Recollections Of A Necromangler | 1.0 |
| August Burns Red Rescue & Restore | 4.0 |
| August Burns Red Leveler | 3.0 |
| August Burns Red Constellations | 4.0 |
| August Burns Red Messengers | 4.0 |
| As I Lay Dying Awakened | 3.5 |
| As I Lay Dying An Ocean Between Us | 4.0 |
| As I Lay Dying Shadows Are Security | 3.5 |
| As I Lay Dying Frail Words Collapse | 3.0 |
| As I Lay Dying The Powerless Rise | 4.5 |
| Killswitch Engage Disarm the Descent | 3.5 |
| Killswitch Engage Killswitch Engage (2009) | 2.5 |
| Killswitch Engage As Daylight Dies | 3.5 |
| Killswitch Engage The End of Heartache | 4.0 |
| Killswitch Engage Alive or Just Breathing | 4.5 |
| Black Veil Brides Wretched and Divine | 2.0 |
| Black Veil Brides Set the World on Fire | 1.5 |
| Black Veil Brides We Stitch These Wounds | 1.0 |
| Born of Osiris The Discovery | 4.0 |
| Yes 90125 | 3.0 |
| Yes The Yes Album | 4.0 |
| Yes Fragile | 4.5 |
| Yes Close to the Edge | 5.0 |
| Immortal Sons of Northern Darkness | 4.5 |
| Immortal At the Heart of Winter | 4.5 |
| Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire... | 4.0 |
| Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk | 4.5 |
| Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse | 5.0 |
| Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane | 5.0 |
| Dissection The Somberlain | 4.0 |
| Watain The Wild Hunt | 4.0 |
| Watain Lawless Darkness | 4.0 |
| Watain Sworn to The Dark | 3.5 |
| TesseracT Altered State | 4.5 |
| TesseracT One | 4.0 |
| Periphery Clear | 3.0 |
| Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal | 3.5 |
| Periphery Periphery | 3.5 |
| Alter Bridge Fortress | 4.0 |
| Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience - 2 of 2 | 3.0 |
| Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience | 4.5 |
| Lorde Pure Heroine | 3.5 |
| Daft Punk Random Access Memories | 3.5 |
| Daft Punk Homework | 3.5 |
| Daft Punk Discovery | 4.0 |
| The Game Jesus Piece | 4.0 |
| The Game The R.E.D. Album | 3.5 |
| Necrophagist Epitaph | 4.0 |
| Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction | 4.0 |
| The Faceless Autotheism | 3.5 |
| The Faceless Planetary Duality | 4.0 |
| The Faceless Akeldama | 4.5 |
| Issues Issues | 2.0 |
| I See Stars New Demons | 3.0 |
| I See Stars Digital Renegade | 2.5 |
| I See Stars The End of the World Party | 1.5 |
| I See Stars 3D | 3.0 |
| Not as bad as I originally thought. Sure, it ain't Enter Shikari, but it's not terrible. |
| Attack Attack! This Means War | 2.5 |
| Attack Attack! Attack Attack! | 2.0 |
| Attack Attack! Someday Came Suddenly | 1.0 |
| Woe, Is Me Genesi[s] | 1.0 |
| Oceano Incisions | 1.0 |
| Oceano Contagion | 1.5 |
| Oceano Depths | 2.0 |
| Gorguts From Wisdom to Hate | 4.0 |
| Gorguts Obscura | 4.5 |
| Gorguts The Erosion of Sanity | 4.5 |
| Gorguts Colored Sands | 5.0 |
| Gorguts Considered Dead | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains Black Gives Way to Blue | 4.5 |
| Alice in Chains Alice in Chains | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains Dirt | 5.0 |
| Alice in Chains Facelift | 4.0 |
| The Hotelier Home, Like NoPlace Is There | 4.5 |
| Black Sabbath Forbidden | 1.0 |
| Black Sabbath 13 | 3.5 |
| Black Sabbath Cross Purposes | 2.5 |
| Black Sabbath Tyr | 1.5 |
| Black Sabbath Born Again | 2.0 |
| Black Sabbath Seventh Star | 2.0 |
| Black Sabbath Never Say Die! | 2.5 |
| Black Sabbath The Eternal Idol | 3.0 |
| Black Sabbath Headless Cross | 3.5 |
| Black Sabbath Mob Rules | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath Dehumanizer | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell | 4.5 |
| Black Sabbath Technical Ecstasy | 2.5 |
| Black Sabbath Vol. 4 | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath Sabotage | 4.0 |
| Similarly to Morbid Angel's "Formulas Fatal To The Flesh", this was a criminally underrated album in a band's discography that completely went past my radar until several people proved me otherwise. Solid album, even if it can't quite match classic era Sabbath. |
| Black Sabbath Master of Reality | 5.0 |
| Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath | 4.5 |
| Black Sabbath Paranoid | 5.0 |
| Black Sabbath Black Sabbath | 5.0 |
| One of the greatest debuts ever, setting the stage for the first and one of the best metal acts ever. |
| Electric Wizard Come My Fanatics... | 4.5 |
| Electric Wizard Witchcult Today | 4.0 |
| Electric Wizard Dopethrone | 5.0 |
| Electric Wizard Black Masses | 3.5 |
| Electric Wizard Electric Wizard | 3.5 |
| Carnifex Die Without Hope | 4.0 |
| Carnifex Until I Feel Nothing | 4.0 |
| Carnifex Hell Chose Me | 3.0 |
| Carnifex The Diseased and Poisoned | 2.0 |
| Carnifex Dead in My Arms | 2.5 |
| Whitechapel Whitechapel | 4.0 |
| Whitechapel A New Era of Corruption | 3.5 |
| Whitechapel This Is Exile | 3.5 |
| Whitechapel The Somatic Defilement | 3.0 |
| Suicide Silence The Black Crown | 2.5 |
| Suicide Silence No Time to Bleed | 2.0 |
| Suicide Silence The Cleansing | 3.0 |
| Emmure Goodbye To The Gallows | 2.5 |
| Emmure The Respect Issue | 2.0 |
| Emmure Eternal Enemies | 1.5 |
| Emmure Slave To The Game | 2.0 |
| Emmure Speaker Of The Dead | 2.5 |
| It's still boring, generic deathcore, but it's leagues better than Felony or The Respect Issue. |
| Emmure Felony | 1.0 |
| Metallica Death Magnetic | 3.0 |
| Metallica St. Anger | 2.0 |
| Metallica Reload | 2.5 |
| Metallica Load | 2.5 |
| Metallica Metallica | 4.0 |
| Metallica ...And Justice for All | 4.5 |
| Metallica Master of Puppets | 5.0 |
| Metallica Ride the Lightning | 5.0 |
| Metallica Kill 'Em All | 4.0 |
| Megadeth Th1rt3en | 2.5 |
| Megadeth Super Collider | 1.5 |
| Megadeth Risk | 2.0 |
| Megadeth Endgame | 4.5 |
| Megadeth Countdown to Extinction | 4.0 |
| Megadeth Rust in Peace | 5.0 |
| Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying? | 4.5 |
| Overkill Horrorscope | 5.0 |
| Overkill The Years of Decay | 5.0 |
| Overkill The Electric Age | 4.0 |
| Overkill Ironbound | 4.5 |
| Slayer World Painted Blood | 3.0 |
| Slayer God Hates Us All | 2.5 |
| Slayer Christ Illusion | 3.5 |
| Slayer Diabolus in Musica | 2.0 |
| Slayer Undisputed Attitude | 2.5 |
| Slayer Divine Intervention | 3.0 |
| Slayer South of Heaven | 4.0 |
| Slayer Reign in Blood | 5.0 |
| Slayer Seasons in the Abyss | 4.5 |
| Slayer Hell Awaits | 4.0 |
| Slayer Show No Mercy | 4.0 |
| Celtic Frost Monotheist | 4.5 |
| Celtic Frost To Mega Therion | 4.0 |
| Celtic Frost Cold Lake | 1.0 |
| Celtic Frost Morbid Tales | 4.0 |
| Kamelot Silverthorn | 3.5 |
| Kamelot Poetry for the Poisoned | 2.5 |
| Kamelot Ghost Opera | 3.0 |
| Kamelot The Black Halo | 5.0 |
| Kamelot Epica | 4.5 |
| Kamelot Karma | 4.0 |
| Kamelot The Fourth Legacy | 4.0 |
| Queensryche Empire | 4.0 |
| Queensryche American Soldier | 3.0 |
| Queensryche Queensryche | 3.5 |
| Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime | 5.0 |
| Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime II | 2.0 |
| Queensryche Frequency Unknown (Tate's Queensryche) | 1.0 |
| Queensryche Dedicated to Chaos | 1.0 |
| Awful, atrocious album. If I could rate this lower, I would. |
| Dream Theater Images and Words | 4.5 |
| Dream Theater Octavarium | 3.0 |
| Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory | 5.0 |
| Blind Guardian Nightfall in Middle-Earth | 4.5 |
| Blind Guardian Imaginations from the Other Side | 4.5 |
| Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part II | 4.5 |
| Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part I | 4.5 |
| Judas Priest Nostradamus | 2.0 |
| Judas Priest Angel of Retribution | 3.5 |
| A decent comeback from the Ripper Years, but still isn't much after a couple listens. |
| Judas Priest Demolition | 1.5 |
| Judas Priest Jugulator | 1.0 |
| Oh God, why? This makes Ram It Down look like a masterpiece. There is nothing good about this album. It's a boring mess that very well may have nearly killed Priest. |
| Judas Priest Painkiller | 5.0 |
| Judas Priest Ram It Down | 3.0 |
| Judas Priest Turbo | 2.5 |
| Judas Priest Defenders of the Faith | 4.0 |
| Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance | 4.5 |
| Judas Priest Point of Entry | 2.5 |
| Judas Priest British Steel | 4.0 |
| Judas Priest Killing Machine | 4.0 |
| Judas Priest Stained Class | 5.0 |
| The last of the "true" 70's Priest albums, and a fantastic ending to a great trilogy of albums. They would never again be able to create another album like this until 1990. |
| Judas Priest Sin After Sin | 4.0 |
| Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny | 5.0 |
| 70's Priest at their pinnacle. The polar opposite of the sophomore slump. |
| Judas Priest Rocka Rolla | 3.5 |
| An underrated LP in Priest's collection. Sure, this isn't much compared to their later works, but it's still pretty damn solid for a debut. |
| Iron Maiden The Final Frontier | 3.5 |
| Iron Maiden A Matter of Life and Death | 4.0 |
| Iron Maiden Dance of Death | 3.5 |
| Iron Maiden Brave New World | 4.5 |
| Iron Maiden Virtual XI | 1.5 |
| It really is that bad. This is Maiden at their lowest, and it's a relief they got Bruce back to make Brave New World. |
| Iron Maiden The X Factor | 2.5 |
| Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark | 3.5 |
| Iron Maiden No Prayer for the Dying | 2.0 |
| Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son | 5.0 |
| An underrated classic in Maiden's collection. Whereas previous albums explored multiple concepts, this one focused on the Seventh Son of a Seventh Son concept, and turned out to be a masterpiece. |
| Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time | 4.5 |
| Pretty much the most 80's out of the 80's Maiden catalog. Alexander the Great and Wasted Years are some of my personal favorite tracks. |
| Iron Maiden Killers | 4.0 |
| Iron Maiden Iron Maiden | 4.5 |
| Iron Maiden Piece of Mind | 4.5 |
| Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast | 5.0 |
| While the epic "Seventh Son of a Seventh Son" and the fantastic "Powerslave" are commonly seen as Maiden's best albums, on "The Number of the Beast", they forged their most memorable and ultimately genre-defining record. |
| Iron Maiden Powerslave | 5.0 |
| Porcupine Tree In Absentia | 4.5 |
| Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing (And Other Stories) | 4.0 |
| Pink Floyd Animals | 5.0 |
| Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here | 5.0 |
| Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon | 5.0 |
| Behemoth Demigod | 4.5 |
| Behemoth The Satanist | 4.5 |
| We Came As Romans Understanding What We've Grown to Be | 2.0 |
| Asking Alexandria From Death to Destiny | 2.5 |
| Asking Alexandria Reckless and Relentless | 2.5 |
| Better than their debut, but that isn't saying much. |
| Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream | 2.0 |
| Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain | 5.0 |
| Agalloch The Mantle | 5.0 |
| Enslaved Vertebrae | 4.0 |
| Enslaved Below the Lights | 4.0 |
| Enslaved RIITIIR | 4.5 |
| Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini | 5.0 |
| Opeth Heritage | 3.5 |
| Mikey and the boys pay homage to their influences, and it ultimately pays off. |
| Opeth Watershed | 4.0 |
| An interesting venture, but is overshadowed by Ghost Reveries, and can drag on at some points. Still solid, though. |
| Opeth Ghost Reveries | 4.5 |
| Opeth Damnation | 4.5 |
| Opeth Deliverance | 2.5 |
| Not necessarily a bad album by any means, but compared to pretty much all of Opeth's other work, it's inferior. |
| Opeth Blackwater Park | 5.0 |
| While Still Life is my favorite Opeth album, it's undeniable that Blackwater Park is their best. |
| Opeth Still Life | 5.0 |
| A fantastic concept album about love, loss, and sorrow. |
| Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse | 4.5 |
| Opeth's first "true" concerted effort in the sense that it felt like there was an actual band playing instead of just Mike and a couple of session members. That's not to discredit Orchid or Morningrise, but this album was a major turning point in the band's career. |
| Opeth Morningrise | 4.0 |
| Opeth Orchid | 4.5 |
| An incredibly underrated album in Opeth's catalog. It flows smoothly and stands out as one of the greatest debuts in death metal history. |
| In Flames Clayman | 4.0 |
| In Flames Colony | 4.5 |
| In Flames Whoracle | 4.5 |
| In Flames The Jester Race | 5.0 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Everblack | 4.5 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual | 4.5 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate | 3.0 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal | 4.0 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma | 3.5 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Unhallowed | 3.0 |
| All Shall Perish This Is Where It Ends | 3.5 |
| All Shall Perish Awaken the Dreamers | 4.5 |
| All Shall Perish The Price of Existence | 4.0 |
| Despised Icon Day Of Mourning | 3.5 |
| Despised Icon The Ills Of Modern Man | 4.0 |
| Abominable Putridity The Anomalies of Artificial Origin | 4.0 |
| Abominable Putridity In the End of Human Existence | 1.5 |
| Whores. Clean | 4.0 |
| Atheist Jupiter | 4.0 |
| Atheist Elements | 3.5 |
| Atheist Unquestionable Presence | 5.0 |
| Atheist Piece of Time | 4.5 |
| Death The Sound of Perseverance | 5.0 |
| Death's farewell album to the fans, combining all of their signature styles and ideas from over the years along with some experiments to create a fantastic final LP. R.I.P. Chuck Schuldiner 1967-2001 |
| Death Individual Thought Patterns | 4.5 |
| Death Symbolic | 5.0 |
| Death Human | 5.0 |
| The beginning of a new image and sound for the greatest death metal band of all time. |
| Death Spiritual Healing | 4.0 |
| Death Leprosy | 4.5 |
| Death Scream Bloody Gore | 4.0 |
| Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus | 1.5 |
| Morbid Angel Heretic | 3.0 |
| Morbid Angel Gateways to Annihilation | 3.5 |
| Morbid Angel Formulas Fatal to the Flesh | 4.0 |
| One of the more overlooked albums in Morbid Angel's discography. I made the mistake of disregarding it, and I honestly wish I could've gotten a chance to absorb the content of this LP earlier. Tucker's vocals are great, Trey's leads are top-notch, and Pete's drumming is tight as ever. Fantastic album. |
| Morbid Angel Domination | 4.0 |
| Morbid Angel Covenant | 4.5 |
| Morbid Angel Blessed Are the Sick | 4.5 |
| Morbid Angel Altars of Madness | 5.0 |
| Deicide In the Minds of Evil | 3.5 |
| Deicide To Hell With God | 3.0 |
| Deicide Till Death Do Us Part | 2.0 |
| Deicide The Stench of Redemption | 4.5 |
| Deicide Scars of the Crucifix | 2.5 |
| Deicide In Torment in Hell | 1.5 |
| Deicide Insineratehymn | 2.0 |
| Deicide Serpents of the Light | 3.0 |
| Deicide Once Upon the Cross | 3.5 |
| Deicide Legion | 4.0 |
| Deicide Deicide | 4.5 |
| Decapitated Nihility | 4.0 |
| Decapitated Winds of Creation | 4.0 |
| Suffocation Pinnacle of Bedlam | 4.0 |
| Suffocation Blood Oath | 3.5 |
| Suffocation Suffocation | 3.5 |
| Suffocation Pierced from Within | 5.0 |
| Suffocation Breeding the Spawn | 4.0 |
| Suffocation Effigy of the Forgotten | 4.5 |
| Cryptopsy The Unspoken King | 2.5 |
| Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh | 4.0 |
| Cryptopsy None So Vile | 5.0 |
| Carcass Surgical Steel | 5.0 |
| One of the greatest reunion albums ever, second only to Colored Sands. |
| Carcass Swansong | 2.5 |
| Carcass Heartwork | 5.0 |
| Carcass Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious | 4.5 |
| Carcass Symphonies of Sickness | 4.0 |
| Carcass Reek of Putrefaction | 3.0 |
| At the Gates Terminal Spirit Disease | 4.5 |
| At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul | 4.5 |
| At the Gates With Fear I Kiss the Burning Darkness | 3.5 |
| At the Gates The Red in the Sky Is Ours | 3.0 |
| Dark Tranquillity The Gallery | 5.0 |
| Dark Tranquillity Character | 4.5 |
| Dark Tranquillity Construct | 4.0 |
| Dark Tranquillity Fiction | 4.5 |
| Soilwork The Living Infinite | 4.5 |
| Scar Symmetry The Unseen Empire | 3.0 |
| Scar Symmetry Dark Matter Dimensions | 3.0 |
| Incredibly boring for Swedish melodeath. The harsh vocalist is alright, but the clean vocalist sucks. |
| Scar Symmetry Holographic Universe | 5.0 |
| Scar Symmetry Pitch Black Progress | 4.5 |
