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2019
The Acacia Strain It Comes in Waves4.0
Norma Jean All Hail3.5
Infant Annihilator The Battle of Yaldabaoth4.5
Columbian Necktie Retribution4.5
One of the most brutal bands you haven't heard of yet. It has elements of slam, deathcore and beatdown.
Vulvodynia Mob Justice2.0
Ingested Call of the Void3.0
Thank You Scientist Terraformer4.0
Full of Hell Weeping Choir4.5
Mental Cruelty Inferis3.5
Inanimate Existence Clockwork4.0
Osiah Kingdom of Lies4.5
Enterprise Earth Luciferous3.5
Knocked Loose Mistakes Like Fractures4.0
Whitechapel The Valley4.5
American Football American Football (LP3)5.0
Equipoise Demiurgus3.5
Traitors Repent4.0
I would say this album hits like an artillery shell to the ball sack. This is the Hate Campaign part 2 and it doesn't disappoint. Dwell is my favorite so far. Get stoned and listen to this for sure
Bring Me the Horizon Amo1.5
Born of Osiris The Simulation3.5
they actually dont suck complete donkey balls now. i thought this band was basically over with

2018
Currents I Let the Devil In4.5
Crystal Lake Helix3.0
Obliteration Cenotaph Obscure4.0
Acrania (UK) Tyrannical Hierarchy: Vol 14.0
Black Tongue Nadir3.5
Beyond Creation Algorythm4.0
Promethee Convalescence4.0
Aborted TerrorVision4.5
Abysmal Torment The Misanthrope4.5
ERRA Neon3.0
Chamber Of Malice Da Trve $lam4.5
Skeletonwitch Devouring Radiant Light4.5
Deafheaven Ordinary Corrupt Human Love4.5
Dance Gavin Dance Artificial Selection3.0
Parkway Drive Reverence1.0
Lik Carnage3.5
Ingested The Level Above Human3.5
Skeletal Remains Devouring Mortality3.5
Within Destruction Deathwish5.0

2017
Gutrectomy Slampocalypse4.0
Spawn of Disgust Dominance2.5
Cloak To Venomous Depths3.0
Polaris The Mortal Coil4.0
Ne Obliviscaris Urn4.0
Bell Witch Mirror Reaper3.5
The Black Dahlia Murder Nightbringers4.5
Shroud Ritual Five Suns3.5
Inanimate Existence Underneath a Melting Sky4.0
Spite Nothing Is Beautiful4.0
Captain, We're Sinking The King of No Man3.5
Shadow Of Intent Reclaimer5.0
Enterprise Earth Embodiment3.0
The Artificials Heart4.0
Born of Osiris The Eternal Reign4.5
Ghost Iris Blind World3.0
First Blood Rules3.5
Boris the Blade Warpath3.5

2016
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 34.5
AngelMaker/A Night in Texas Unholy Alliance4.5
Avenged Sevenfold The Stage1.0
Car Bomb Meta4.0
Fit for a King Deathgrip3.5
Expire With Regret4.0
Knocked Loose Laugh Tracks4.5
Plini Handmade Cities4.5
Skeletonwitch The Apothic Gloom4.0
Infant Annihilator The Elysian Grandeval Galèriarch5.0
Vulvodynia Psychosadistic Design4.0
Nails You Will Never Be One of Us3.5
ERRA Drift3.5
Slice the Cake Odyssey to the Gallows4.0
Slice the Cake Odyssey to the West5.0
Within Destruction Void5.0
Shadow Of Intent Primordial4.0
2015
Denihilist Eulogy5.0
Deafheaven New Bermuda3.5
The Black Dahlia Murder Abysmal4.0
Cattle Decapitation The Anthropocene Extinction4.5
Spawn of Disgust DISCONNECTED3.0
Plini The End of Everything4.5
Ghost Iris Anecdotes of Science & Soul3.5
I, Valiance The Reject of Humanity3.5
Ingested The Architect of Extinction3.0

2014
Job For A Cowboy Sun Eater4.5
ERRA Moments of Clarity4.5
Vulvodynia Cognizant Castigation3.0
Expire Pretty Low4.5
Knocked Loose Pop Culture4.5
The Algorithm Octopus42.0
Misery Index The Killing Gods4.5
Black Tongue Born Hanged3.0
Being as an Ocean How We Both Wondrously Perish3.5
Martyr Defiled No Hope No Morality4.0
Emmure Eternal Enemies1.5
Carousel Kings Unity3.5
For the Fallen Dreams Heavy Hearts4.0
Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion4.5
Damn this is almost as good as their self titled. Every song on here slays poon
Intervals A Voice Within3.0
Carnifex Die Without Hope4.0
ScHoolboy Q Oxymoron4.0
I Killed the Prom Queen Beloved4.0
Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us2.5
Fanfarlo Let's Go Extinct4.0
Periphery Clear3.0
Ghost Atlas Gold Soul Coma4.5
Traitors Traitors2.5

2013
After the Burial Wolves Within3.5
Ingested Revered by No One, Feared by All3.5
Childish Gambino Because the Internet3.5
Fit for a King Descendants (Redux)4.5
Malevolence Reign of Suffering3.5
Obliteration Black Death Horizon5.0
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP 22.5
Protest the Hero Volition3.5
Skeletonwitch Serpents Unleashed4.0
ERRA Augment5.0
Favorite album 2013
Reflections exi(s)t4.0
Plini Sweet Nothings5.0
State Champs The Finer Things4.0
Dance Gavin Dance Acceptance Speech4.0
Counterparts The Difference Between Hell and Home3.5
Misery Signals Absent Light4.0
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels5.0
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this shit is so dope dis dat real baaaad guy shiit
The Black Dahlia Murder Everblack4.5
Deafheaven Sunbather4.5
Captain, We're Sinking The Future Is Cancelled5.0
Heaven Shall Burn Veto4.5
Nails Abandon All Life4.5
Fit for a King Creation | Destruction3.5
Plini Other Things4.0
Acrania (UK) The Beginning of the End3.5

2012
Infant Annihilator The Palpable Leprosy of Pollution3.0
Parkway Drive Atlas3.5
Apparently some dude said that a song off of this album was "one of the greatest metalcore songs of all time." Hmm....
Thy Art Is Murder Hate4.0
The Acacia Strain Death Is the Only Mortal3.5
That opener is fucking creepy. I like me a nice big bowl of cherrios
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind3.5
Rush Clockwork Angels3.0
Expire Pendulum Swings5.0
Meshuggah Koloss3.0
XXYYXX XXYYXX4.0
Alcest Les Voyages De L'Âme4.0

2011
Ever Forthright Ever Forthright4.5
I was shocked by how good this album is you will not be dissapointed by this album
ERRA Impulse5.0
I actually spent money on this which is suprising for me. Best 10 bucks ive spent this year
Northlane Discoveries4.0
One of the better albums of 2011... this album is such an improvement
Animals As Leaders Weightless4.5
Counterparts The Current Will Carry Us4.0
Ben Howard Every Kingdom4.0
Fit for a King Descendants4.0
Very catchy but there could be more improvement with the guitars but otherwise this is awesome
Vader Welcome to the Morbid Reich4.5
Entrails (SWE) The Tomb Awaits4.5
Corelia Nostalgia3.5
Ingested The Surreption3.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual3.5
Obscura Omnivium4.0
Protest the Hero Scurrilous4.5
Born of Osiris The Discovery4.5

2010
ERRA Andromeda4.5
First Blood Silence Is Betrayal4.0
The Contortionist Exoplanet5.0
The Acacia Strain Wormwood5.0
Thy Art Is Murder The Adversary4.0
Parkway Drive Deep Blue4.0
I Declare War Malevolence2.5
Alcest Écailles De Lune4.5
Counterparts Prophets4.5
Nails Unsilent Death4.0

2009
Converge Axe to Fall4.5
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate2.5
Darkest Hour The Eternal Return3.0
Ingested Surpassing the Boundaries of Human Suffering4.5
ERRA ERRA (EP)4.5
This E.P. Is the reason I got into this type of metal. The cleans actually provide substance to the song rather than act as a repetitive chorus. Breakdowns are actually creative and I find myself listening to the entire E.P. every week. This is such a beetchin' band!!!!
Animals As Leaders Animals as Leaders5.0

2008
Meshuggah obZen4.5
This album is fucking colossal compared to their previous works.rRawr rawr rawr rawr
Protest the Hero Fortress4.0

2007
Parkway Drive Horizons4.5
Skeletonwitch Beyond the Permafrost4.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal5.0
Alcest Souvenirs D'Un Autre Monde4.0
Municipal Waste The Art of Partying4.0
Whitechapel The Somatic Defilement4.0
Darkest Hour Deliver Us4.0
Nocturnal Breed Fields of Rot4.5
Rush Snakes & Arrows3.5
Thy Art Is Murder Infinite Death4.0

2006
All Shall Perish The Price of Existence4.5
First Blood Killafornia3.5

2005
Municipal Waste Hazardous Mutation3.5
Parkway Drive Killing with a Smile5.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma4.5
Meshuggah Catch Thirtythree4.0

2004
Sum 41 Chuck3.5
Necrophagist Epitaph4.5
Meshuggah I3.5
Parkway Drive Don't Close Your Eyes3.5
Crotchduster Big Fat Box of Shit4.0

2003
Municipal Waste Waste 'Em All2.5
The Black Dahlia Murder Unhallowed4.5

2001
Converge Jane Doe4.0
1998
Death The Sound of Perseverance5.0

1995
Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve4.0
Death Symbolic4.5

1993
Rush Counterparts3.5
Death Individual Thought Patterns4.5
1991
Death Human5.0

1990
Entombed Left Hand Path4.0
Death Spiritual Healing3.0

1988
Death Leprosy3.5
1987
Death Scream Bloody Gore5.0
1986
Slayer Reign in Blood5.0

1979
Kenny Loggins Keep the Fire3.0

1978
Rush Hemispheres4.0

1976
Rush 21124.5

1975
Rush Fly by Night3.5
1970
Miles Davis Bitches Brew5.0
1959
Miles Davis Kind of Blue5.0
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