Adele 19 | 1.5 |
Adele 21 | 1.0 |
Fuck, this is terrible. Every time I hear "Someone Like You" or "Rolling in the Deep" on the radio I hate Adele more and more. Shitty, bland, boring songs, with a failed attempt at masking how fucking mundane they are by using Adele's shitty, oversinging, whining voice. |
Alanis Morissette Jagged Little Pill | 5.0 |
Arcade Fire Funeral | 5.0 |
Such a moving, healing masterpiece. Every single song is a perfect work of art. Ranked as my favourite Arcade Fire album, favourite album of 2004, favourite album of the 2000s, and 8th favourite album of all time. |
Bon Iver Bon Iver, Bon Iver | 5.0 |
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago | 5.0 |
Boston Boston | 5.0 |
By and far the greatest debut album of all time. Boston created a masterpiece and then went on to other albums that were far inferior to this one. Ranked as my favourite Boston album, favourite album of 1976, 2nd favourite album of the 1970s, and 4th favourite album of all time. |
Boston Don't Look Back | 4.0 |
Boston Third Stage | 3.5 |
Boston Corporate America | 1.5 |
Boston Walk On | 2.0 |
Broken Bells Broken Bells | 5.0 |
Bryan Adams Reckless | 5.0 |
Bryan Adams On a Day Like Today | 5.0 |
Bryan Adams 18 Til I Die | 1.5 |
Bryan Adams Cuts Like a Knife | 5.0 |
City and Colour Bring Me Your Love | 5.0 |
City and Colour Sometimes | 5.0 |
City and Colour Little Hell | 5.0 |
Dream Theater When Dream and Day Unite | 3.0 |
Dream Theater Images and Words | 5.0 |
Dream Theater Awake | 5.0 |
Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory | 5.0 |
Dream Theater Falling into Infinity | 4.0 |
Dream Theater Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence | 4.5 |
Dream Theater Train of Thought | 4.0 |
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos | 3.5 |
Dream Theater Octavarium | 4.5 |
Dream Theater Black Clouds and Silver Linings | 4.0 |
Dream Theater A Dramatic Turn of Events | 5.0 |
Garbage Version 2.0 | 5.0 |
Garbage Garbage | 4.5 |
George Harrison All Things Must Pass | 5.0 |
Horribly underrated masterpiece. I can sit down for two hours and listen to this whole album, no questions asked. Personally, I even love the fifth and six sides that contain only some jam sessions, even though they're almost universally hated by everyone else. Ranked as my favourite George Harrison album, favourite album of 1970, favourite album of the 1970s, and favourite album of all time. |
Green Day Dookie | 5.0 |
Green Day 39/Smooth | 5.0 |
Green Day 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours | 5.0 |
Green Day Nimrod | 1.0 |
Green Day American Idiot | 2.5 |
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown | 1.5 |
Green Day Insomniac | 5.0 |
Green Day Kerplunk | 5.0 |
Green Day Warning | 3.5 |
Jonas Brothers Jonas Brothers | 1.0 |
Jonas Brothers A Little Bit Longer | 1.0 |
Jonas Brothers Lines, Vines and Trying Times | 1.0 |
Jonas Brothers Jonas L.A. | 1.0 |
Jonas Brothers It's About Time | 1.0 |
Justin Bieber My World | 1.5 |
Justin Bieber My World 2.0 | 2.0 |
Justin Bieber Under the Mistletoe | 1.0 |
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin | 5.0 |
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II | 5.0 |
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III | 4.5 |
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV | 5.0 |
Need I explain? This album has "Stairway" on it. Plus all the other songs are masterpieces in themselves. Ranked as my favourite Led Zeppelin album, 2nd favourite album of 1971, 5th favourite album of the 1970s, and 9th favourite album of all time. |
Marvin Gaye What's Going On | 5.0 |
A soulful and beautiful album made by a beautiful human being who left us far too soon. Ranked as my favourite Marvin Gaye album, favourite album of 1971, 3rd favourite album of the 1970s, and 6th favourite album of all time. |
Miles Davis Kind of Blue | 5.0 |
Nick Drake Five Leaves Left | 5.0 |
Nick Drake Pink Moon | 5.0 |
Nick Drake Bryter Layter | 5.0 |
Nirvana Bleach | 4.0 |
Nirvana Nevermind | 4.5 |
Nirvana In Utero | 5.0 |
Pink Floyd The Division Bell | 3.5 |
Pink Floyd The Final Cut | 1.0 |
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here | 5.0 |
Such a gem. Featuring some of the greatest compositions by Pink Floyd, or by any artist for that matter. Ranked as my favourite Pink Floyd album, favourite album of 1975, 4th favourite album of the 1970s, and 7th favourite album of all time. |
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon | 5.0 |
Pink Floyd The Piper at the Gates of Dawn | 4.5 |
Pink Floyd A Saucerful of Secrets | 5.0 |
Pink Floyd Ummagumma | 4.5 |
Pink Floyd A Momentary Lapse of Reason | 2.0 |
Radiohead In Rainbows | 5.0 |
Radiohead The King of Limbs | 4.0 |
Radiohead Amnesiac | 3.0 |
Radiohead Hail to the Thief | 4.5 |
Radiohead Kid A | 4.5 |
Radiohead Pablo Honey | 3.5 |
Radiohead The Bends | 5.0 |
Only ever-so-slightly inferior to OK Computer, every single song is still a masterpiece. Close enough to perfect to garner a 5/5 rating. Ranked as my 2nd favourite Radiohead album, favourite album of 1995, 2nd favourite album of the 1990s, and 10th favourite album of all time. |
Radiohead OK Computer | 5.0 |
Such a perfect album, every single song - yes, even "Fitter Happier" - is a masterpiece. Ranked as my favourite Radiohead album, favourite album of 1997, favourite album of the 1990s, and 3rd favourite album of all time. |
The Beach Boys Pet Sounds | 5.0 |
This album cannot be explained. It changed music for me forever the first time I heard it. Ranked as my favourite Beach Boys album, favourite album of 1966, favourite album of the 1960s, and 2nd favourite album of all time. |
The Beatles Revolver | 5.0 |
Absolutely a masterpiece in every way, this doesn't need explaining whatsoever. Ranked as my favourite Beatles album, 2nd favourite album of 1966, 2nd favourite album of the 1960s, and 5th favourite album of all time. |
The Beatles Rubber Soul | 5.0 |
The album that began album-oriented rock, this contains nothing but amazing songs. Perfect album. Ranked as my 2nd favourite Beatles album, favourite album of 1965, 3rd favourite album of the 1960s, and 11th favourite album of all time. |
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | 2.5 |
The Beatles Abbey Road | 5.0 |
The Beatles The Beatles | 2.0 |
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour | 4.0 |
The Beatles Let It Be | 5.0 |
The Beatles Help! | 4.5 |
The Clash The Clash | 5.0 |
The Clash Combat Rock | 4.0 |
The Clash London Calling | 5.0 |
The Offspring Smash | 5.0 |
Tokio Hotel Humanoid | 3.5 |
A very good album. It was the first album I actually bought myself, and I appreciate Tokio Hotel trying to break off from their archetypal sound. However, it's far inferior to their sophomore effort, "Zimmer 483". |
Tokio Hotel Zimmer 483 | 4.0 |
By far the greatest thing Tokio Hotel are capable of releasing. Yes, it's generic boypop, but the masterful part of the album is found in the lyrics, not the music. |