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Picture Kanye West slamming his head repeatedly into a rock, Carcass and The Beatles murder each other with swords, Mikael Akerfeldt shoots James Blake in the face, Devin Townsend lights himself on fire, giant slugs eat Raekwon and GZA, ninjas chop up Dave Mustaine, Jacob Bannon and a fucking bird sing a duet, a bear punches Burial in the neck, King Diamond boxes against the Joker, Stephen Colbert plays football with a walrus, and Big Nig takes a shit all over them, all while Frankie Palmeri huffs paint, and an orange causes the universe to implode,


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  • TalonsOfFire I know it's crazy, and Sowing's teetering on retirement as well. There's a thread where they discuss these things, all I can say is imo Arcade absolutely deserves to be staff, and probably Game even tho I don't really listen to the music he reviews. Mongi too, but I don't think he really wants the responsibility.
    August 18 09:09 AM
  • TalonsOfFire Yeah, and staffers have been retiring a lot lately so they probably need some new ranks.
    August 17 10:02 PM
  • TalonsOfFire I just try to get out at least one review per month, which is manageable cause I only work part time and most friends have been away during this summer. I'll probably slow down with reviewing a bit once I go back to school.
    August 17 01:28 PM
  • TalonsOfFire I got a sudden promotion about a month ago, much to my surprise haha
    August 17 09:57 AM
  • ScuroFantasma I haven't yet, will do
    July 21 12:39 AM

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