Burzum Umskiptar
2.5 Release Date: 2012
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0.0 Gypsy Swag Emeritus | April 2nd 12

welcome to the faggot world of riffoclock where everything is gay as fuck and shitty

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2.5 averageKILL | April 2nd 12

years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. The dad said "get the kids out of the house and we'll call the police. We don't have a... clown statue." the clown was actually a killer that escaped from prison 10 years ago. If u don't post this on ten photos, the clown will be in your bed with a chainsaw in his hand at 3:00 am

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0.0 RiffOClock | March 31st 12

welcome to the bm world of tyralexy where everything is fascinating

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0.0 Shuyin | April 2nd 12

wellcome to the world of.. oh fuck it, Cannibal Corpse rules

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0.0 hyperi0n STAFF | April 2nd 12

welcome to the world of riff o clock, who just really needs a great big hug

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0.0 Alex Robertson STAFF | April 2nd 12

you can go ahead and um skip this album haha

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0.0 Dr. Luke Sarazine | April 2nd 12

welcome to the world of someguest where girls pretend to be in love with you and god exists(?)

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1.5 very poorSam Feldman | April 9th 12

umskipthis
god damn you alex robertson


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0.0 RATCHET SKANK 777 | April 2nd 12

All the pain in this world
Won't stop us now
For we have each other
All the hate in this world
Can't tear us apart
This love is forever


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0.0 Waldo Jeffers | June 1st 12

The most musically varied Burzum release, without question. Varg's newfound drone and pagan metal influences both expand and vary the aural textures that make up this album's sonic palette, and help to make this the most atmospheric Burzum release since Filosofem; only at the cost of discarding nearly all of the BM elements. I have no problem with this however, since this risk paid off.

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4.0 excellentAzazel, He of the Twelve Wings | April 23rd 12

Uhh, holy shit, I never thought I'd say this but, this is actually really good. He's finally found a new sound that is actually kind of awesome.

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0.0 HSThomas | April 14th 12

This is not the sound of Varg burning churches; this is the sound of Varg molesting children to the beat of a cat being raped by Lakes as he is sodomized by Satan and forced to suck on porch and qwe's dicks while simultaneously being beaten around by sonic with a welding mallet as he shouts 'RUSH FAGGOTS M/ M/ M/ M/' repeatedly two hundred times a minute as Geddy Lee sings falsetto in the background before Garm and John Haughm counter with their deep baritone singing which is so deep that it smites the head from Geddy Lee's shoulders and Stanley Clark and Alphonso Johnson noodle away in the background in celebration before RiffOClock enters and says 'why the fuck aren't u guys recording to casette anymore' to which Ire replies 'just smoke a j' to which Riff replies 'no it's not on casette' to which porch looks up and replies 'well if you don't like Fugazi your music taste is shit' to which qwe nods his head vigorously before pit barges in and says 'all a bunch of faggots die' and the image ceases and Varg heads back to his mixing deck only to look up to see MJ sitting on his table before he says 'well you didn't think it was all a fantasy did you?' and so the tale of how Varg made this album is brought to an end by KILL's skeletal hands and the world is happy once more... that is until the immortal threat of proggy and palace emerge yet again...

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0.0 someguest | April 2nd 12

why isn't that woman on the horse naked? varg can't even keep up with his new trends.

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1.5 very poorDarkNoctus CONTRIBUTOR | March 31st 12

i like the concept of the album slowly and subtley dropping elements as the album progresses (or regresses, respectively) but none of the musical aspects are engaging enough to carry the momentum of the concept. this is the first time i've listened to a burzum album and genuinely not even remembered one riff, which was burzum's strongpoint. he's finally run himself dry.

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1.5 very poorMicah-Nahum Ferguson. | June 21st 13

Vikernes can have a big issue with not being able to make enough albums with ideas that genuinely jell together. The instrumentation is overdone yet shallow, the vocals are over-produced, and the overall theme of the album gets buried beneath tons of weak songs. More than anything, the over-an-hour-long affair becomes progressively more boring as the tracks go on. The latter half of the album is probably the most yawn-worthy thing I have ever heard. A horrible attempt at storytelling.

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3.5 greatHellxxTheHollow | September 5th 12

Burzum's stuff is always good. Varg does not disappoint here. Umskloshdolfsk or whatever it's called has a different style than previous Burzum albums, but it still has that spark that mr. torture racist killer nazi always brings to the table. BUY IT!

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0.0 Eli EMERITUS | June 1st 12

Not a terrible record but fuck is it mostly boring...

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4.0 excellentPropaneNightmares | May 29th 12

It's a bit pretentious, but I'm really starting to love this album.

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1.0 awfulTheNotrap | May 26th 12

Uninteresting.

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3.5 greatLokitheTrickster | May 26th 12

Varg writes a Norse folk album with the lyrics all taken from the poem Voluspa. It was interesting to hear it in the original Norse. Many of the songs are quite good, with songs 3, 6, 7, and 8 standing out the most. Song number 8 is very beautiful and tragic. It was my personal favorite overall. The album does drag a bit, but it is interesting nevertheless.

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2.0 poor666IMPF2112 | April 26th 12

Not necessarily bad, just not in any way interesting.

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0.0 BarkHammer | April 17th 12

Guys just listen to Rush.

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4.0 excellentBradley Maness | April 6th 12

Y'all Euronymous' posting on a Varg Vikneres album.

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3.5 greatB R A N D O N S C O T T | April 3rd 12

This album is actually really good, I don't know what you are being faggots about. Varg still shows he has plenty of spark left and compared to other modern black metal, this album actually stands out quite a bit. A return to grace for black metal's most controversial figure.

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0.0 trilogique21 | April 3rd 12

god this is really bad. i don't know why anyone would want to listen to this.

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0.0 bcwarlock4352 | April 2nd 12

This release did more for me musically than most black metal albums have in a while....I ralmost sense a classical vibe with the way its arranged and definitely in some of the guitar rphrasings and scales being used....and as for the vocals the spoken word and muted semi-rraspy vocals fit well,as it feels like poetry put to rmusic.

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2.5 averageHawks | April 2nd 12

There's something about the fact that this album is kind of haunting that draws you in a little bit. It's really not a great (or even good) album by any means, but something about the atmosphere and weirdness makes it not suck completely. Don't expect anything like you've heard from Varg before because this is definitely his most, for lack of a better word, experimental album to date.

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0.0 zaruyache | April 2nd 12

HE MADE ANOTHER ALBUM GUYS LOL BLACK METAL TRVVVVVVVE \\\mmmmmm//////

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2.5 averageendtell | March 31st 12

Boring. The atmosphere is dull, and Varg seriously needs to stop talking/doing clean vocals
or whatever. This might be worse than Hlidskjalf but better than Daudi Baldrs.

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1.5 very poorMeatSlapper | September 25th 14
2.0 poorTotengott | September 16th 14
3.5 greatfeargm | September 10th 14
2.5 averageAnthemic | August 29th 14
1.5 very poorAndy H. B. | August 20th 14
1.5 very poor17WordHaiku | August 15th 14
2.0 poorEvan Mester | August 12th 14
2.0 poorADR | August 10th 14
2.0 poorAmphoteric | August 5th 14
2.0 poorPytkaWonsza | August 5th 14
2.0 poorDazSkunk | August 4th 14
2.0 poorMackinlay McBride | July 27th 14
4.0 excellentMitridates | July 26th 14
1.5 very poorAyil | July 23rd 14
5.0 classicjegfallerfryser | July 17th 14
1.5 very poorKheshef | July 13th 14
5.0 classicResTpacK | June 25th 14
2.0 poorJerrad Williams | June 15th 14
3.5 greatstrayam8 | June 11th 14
1.0 awfulsylar49 | June 11th 14
2.0 poor3DGforever | June 7th 14
2.0 poordreadmetalfan13 | June 1st 14
2.5 averageforkliftjones | June 1st 14
2.5 averageisthathenry | May 17th 14
2.5 averageDaniel Garrett Irwin | May 10th 14
5.0 classicsuplexofdeath | May 1st 14
2.0 poorRottingChrist | April 25th 14
2.5 averagesamsquanch | April 25th 14
3.5 greatAnimalsAsSummit | April 24th 14
2.5 averagehamartia | April 14th 14
2.5 averageDaniel | April 10th 14
1.0 awfulVerzweiflung | March 28th 14
3.0 goodEmotional, Beautiful, Evocative, Otherworldly... | March 24th 14
2.5 averageTheSonomaDude | February 27th 14
1.5 very poorSpookySkeletman | February 16th 14
2.0 poornwhitmore | February 7th 14
2.5 averageCyberpunk7 | February 2nd 14
2.3 averageTrey Spencer STAFF | February 1st 14
2.0 poorSamuel Toillion | January 29th 14
2.0 poorRobert Garland CONTRIBUTOR | January 6th 14
1.5 very poorSithese | January 2nd 14
1.5 very poorNagatoro | January 2nd 14
2.0 poorSkoj | December 20th 13
2.0 poorCoconutaerofreestyle | December 19th 13
3.5 greatOlik1984 | December 16th 13
2.5 averageMatthew Hopkins | November 29th 13
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5.0 classicangelakazael | November 22nd 13
3.0 goodOminousHaiku | November 22nd 13
4.5 superbJTRMetal | November 13th 13
2.5 averageLostWisdom | November 10th 13
1.5 very poorunkle | November 9th 13
2.5 averageSimon B. AKA Sputs OFFICIAL Pooh Bear | November 1st 13
3.0 goodJonthebookie | October 30th 13
3.0 goodalarm | October 20th 13
1.0 awfulKriegdemKriege | October 10th 13
3.0 goodChaosmonger | October 1st 13
3.0 goodidkpokeit | September 9th 13
1.5 very poorcanadianmistwhiskey | September 6th 13
2.0 poorMacabreharlequin | September 2nd 13
3.5 greatSteve Croft | August 31st 13
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2.5 averagegoat38 | August 17th 13
1.5 very poorgeasoftime | August 14th 13
3.0 goodkhole | August 4th 13
2.5 averagemkamrass | July 29th 13
3.5 greatLuan | July 25th 13
4.0 excellentSorrow666 | July 25th 13
3.0 goodMedicinelover | July 18th 13
3.5 greatManiacBlasphemer | July 13th 13
2.0 poorTheNexus100 | July 7th 13
1.0 awfulDavidScott | July 6th 13
2.5 averageChipboard | July 5th 13
2.0 poorCarcass427 | July 1st 13
4.0 excellentChorbo | June 29th 13
3.0 goodLullDark | June 22nd 13
2.0 poortheweightofdarkness | June 18th 13
3.0 goodDave Beans | May 30th 13
2.5 averageUrameshi | May 24th 13
4.0 excellentwhipwhip | May 19th 13
4.0 excellenttoxicgarbageisland1 | May 19th 13
4.0 excellentCaelum | May 19th 13
3.0 goodMasterBel | May 1st 13
3.5 greatE0N | May 1st 13
4.5 superbMucronis | April 21st 13
3.0 goodugh pop punk i'm not hong | April 18th 13
2.5 averageDrPepperDrinker | April 2nd 13
2.5 averageTheDepravedPelican | March 29th 13
1.5 very poorRobVanSchuldiner | March 20th 13
1.0 awfulRobVanHood | March 2nd 13
2.0 poorWillem Pizza Hattingh | February 28th 13
1.5 very poorDeathPiercedMe | February 27th 13
1.5 very poorBaldurssohn | February 19th 13
1.5 very poorUltraswagman6214 | February 18th 13
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2.5 averageDodecahedron | January 31st 13
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1.5 very poorannotationsdying | January 9th 13
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4.0 excellentGrandpa Seth | January 8th 13
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3.0 goodashesofman | December 13th 12
2.0 poorMackinlay McBride | December 12th 12
3.5 greatthemadavenger | December 10th 12
3.0 goodDeviant STAFF | November 29th 12
2.5 averageThe Satan Ov The Hell | November 27th 12
1.0 awfulKronzo | November 21st 12
2.5 averageflyingchicken | November 21st 12
3.0 goodjamai36 | November 18th 12
4.0 excellentsinsexsodomy | November 17th 12
1.0 awfulBobbySinger | November 14th 12
2.5 averageAndrew Gold CONTRIBUTOR | November 10th 12
3.0 goodceddy78 | October 26th 12
2.5 averageImAViking | October 24th 12
2.0 poorJF Williams | October 18th 12
3.0 goodtak3n0prisoner5 | October 18th 12
3.5 greatBernardo Eneas | October 9th 12
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4.0 excellentppW | September 10th 12
4.0 excellentAlastor | September 3rd 12
2.0 poorBleak | September 1st 12
4.0 excellentlostforwords | August 27th 12
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4.0 excellentHangover | August 19th 12
2.0 poorthevacantlight | August 15th 12
1.5 very poorKartik Suresh | August 15th 12
2.5 averagePapaH | August 7th 12
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3.5 greatheadbanger98 | July 15th 12
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1.5 very poorTimeToDie | July 12th 12
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1.5 very poorAdderallAdmiral | June 27th 12
2.0 poorgervin | June 24th 12
2.0 poorKit Brown | June 20th 12
2.5 averageNikkolae | June 15th 12
2.5 averageRobert Davis CONTRIBUTOR | June 12th 12
1.5 very poorEdlund | June 12th 12
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2.5 averageVastAire | June 11th 12
3.0 goodSystemunfolded | June 4th 12
3.0 goodGlemsen | June 1st 12
3.0 goodseedofnothing | May 28th 12
4.5 superbAmanita | May 27th 12
4.0 excellentPho3nix | May 25th 12
2.5 averageItsOnlyWords | May 25th 12
2.5 averageBon Doe | May 25th 12
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3.0 goodPaleCompanion | May 24th 12
2.5 averageMisterTornado CONTRIBUTOR | May 24th 12
4.0 excellentGhost76 | May 23rd 12
3.5 greatCrysler | May 23rd 12
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4.0 excellentHailTheWizard | April 7th 12
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2.5 averageCorbyTender | April 3rd 12
3.5 greatTheFreezingMoon | April 3rd 12
2.0 poorsonictheplumber STAFF | April 2nd 12
2.0 poorKyle Ward STAFF | April 2nd 12
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1.0 awfulLambda | April 1st 12
2.0 poorKarl V.H. | April 1st 12
2.5 averagejimmykidd | April 1st 12

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