There?s something sinister dwelling deep inside the heart of J-pop. Behind the cute, bubbly exterior sleeps a hostile, wide-eyed, predatory devil spawn tempting us into sin. We all know it. You think those trance-inducing candy-pop singers are really that cute by nature? No ordinary human being does that on purpose. It?s a sick, demented ruse veiling black souls filled with deceit and bloodlust burning passionately like a hellfire. The sad thing is how they?ve already won. There exists legions of devoted fans that have fallen prey to these wicked entities. Catchiness is to sloth as the child-like, innocent pop songstresses are to lust. We?re going to burn in hell for this.
Cute Japanese girl makes a surreal and confounding video and sputnik thinks they've stumbled upon an oriental post-modern masterpiece. Harmless bubblegum J-pop that sounds as ridiculous and uninteresting as every other J-Pop album that opens up an anime.
