this is the album, the myth, the legend... the little cassette long rumoured to exist, but whose lack of presence on mediafire has put doubt into the hearts of many. through vague whispers, undefined voices, and unsubstantiated traces, ALFOTHAD is the holy grail of pretentious hipster music. *this* is what National Treasure should have been about. this is the internet's wet dream, but alas, it will probably never be unearthed. however, that will not stop legions of fans from searching Ebay after they wake up every morning, for where would we be if we lived in a world without hope?