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| 4.0 excellent | StreetlightRock | December 28th 10 |
Okay so the whole time I'm listening to this, I'm imagining Sharon Stone (circa Sliver) walking up to me real slow like, in this awesome black leotard, real skimpy like, and they're these candles (red), burning, and rose petals too. We're in a hotel room, by the way. So like, I'm sitting on a chair and she comes up to me, climbs on top and wraps those long, 80s sex goddess legs are around me, and shes sorta dry humping me, real passionate like, and then I reach down and start to unzip the leotard from behind, and she stops me, looks me in the eye real seductive like, and starts to like make out with my neck and oh my god I jizzed my pants.
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| 4.0 excellent | Rudy K. EMERITUS | January 18th 11 |
How many dicks does Bejar have to suck to get more songs on a New Pornos album good christ
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| 5.0 classic | olisz | December 20th 19 |
Flawless album. There are really no tracks on here which I find lacking in any way. Incredibly catchy songwriting and good execution, with a versatile sound pallet. Important to mention is also that despite instantaneously likeable themes, this album just doesn't grow old with time.
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| 4.3 superb | Erwann S. STAFF | June 28th 19 |
The sax. The synths. The voice. The gentle guitar. The lush. This is some damn fine pop, and, without any doubt, the classiest record of the decade. As Johnny said in his best of the decade list, all I wish for is to feel a personal connection (Doofstyle) to that record so I could slap a fine 5 on it. Also Suicide Demo's intro sounds like a PNL track and it's kinda funny.
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| 4.0 excellent | Xenophanes EMERITUS | April 3rd 19 |
Took a long time for this to click but ooh boy.
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| 4.0 excellent | AtThePinery | January 21st 15 |
So much corn and cheese. So many awesome grooves here. Great melodies. Love the sax on here. Excellent excellent album.
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| 4.5 superb | PunkMoon | November 23rd 14 |
A cynical Canadian Modernist (born too late) makes airy porno-core.
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| 3.0 good | Monheim | November 14th 13 |
This is pretty good mood music I guess
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| 3.0 good | sarcasgnostic | November 13th 13 |
It was alright, I guess. My score is subject to change in the future, though, as it's definitely possible that I'll discover why everyone loves the hell out of it.
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| 2.5 average | TRMshadow | July 14th 13 |
I've tried this in earnest 3 separate times, each time it has done absolutely nothing. It's not bad music by a long shot, but nothing about this sets it apart from the crowd for me... 2.6/5
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| 5.0 classic | Disraeli | February 16th 13 |
I love this album. Its lulls me into a blissfull stupor; especially "The Laziest River" which I could listen for hours.
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| 4.0 excellent | Gassman3268 | May 3rd 12 |
It has been a while since I've listened to a album that was this groovy and trippy at the same time. Loved the mix of real organic instruments with electronica sounds
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| 5.0 classic | iGuter | January 27th 12 |
It's hard to come by an album with such presteem and smooth layers. It feels as if Dan Bejar found heaven in a room and recorded the entire album there.
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| 0.0 | Julianna Reed EMERITUS | January 17th 12 |
This is just one of those albums that makes you lose your breath from its splendor - Bay of Pigs especially causes stupidly fanboyish reactions to well up inside of me - but it's all worth it.
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| 4.5 superb | Metamorphosis | December 18th 11 |
Unlike most albums with that god-awful 80s pop influence, this indie-pop album is extremely powerful and relevant-sounding. With a hodgepodge of influences and some variance in style, this is definitely an indie-pop album that's unforgettable.
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| 4.5 superb | CeeBone | February 27th 11 |
The more I listen to this album, the more I want to listen to it.
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| 5.0 classic | Wildcatforever | February 8th 11 |
Destroyer may not have created a classic album with "Kaputt" but they have created an album of musical and cultural improtance. The lyrics on here are so heartfelt, depressing, and beautiful and seem to perfectly define the struggling condition of Americans and humans in general. The lyrics and their meaning make the album seem more like a great novel and make Bejar sound like a poet who is a hit song away from being the voice of a generation. All of these things combined with gorgeous and original instrumentation, "Kaputt" is on track to be a classic album and one of the best albums of 2011. And if it is not both of those things it is at least damn important.
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| 4.5 superb | altInterstate | February 3rd 11 |
Yes! Bejar has done it again...a new direction, with excellent results.
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| 4.0 excellent | ebay | January 29th 11 |
You can't define it, you can't deny it... "Kaputt" is an incredible work of everything that music should be.
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| 4.0 excellent | iSkane | January 29th 11 |
A surprisingly good album. I didn't really think anything in 2011 would be this good, this early, but this (and Defeater) proved me wrong. A superb album.
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| 0.0 | Steoandnoodles | January 26th 11 |
As the first Destroyer album I have listened to, I am beyond impressed. This is some really beautiful music. There is really no genuine complaints; it's just 'gorgeous'.
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| 4.0 excellent | STOP SHOUTING! | January 23rd 11 |
THIS IS METAL AT ITS MOST MELLOW. WHICH ISN'T THAT SHORT A SOUNDOFF.
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| 4.5 superb | AggravatedYeti | January 13th 11 |
not really all that similar to Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti at all...
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| 3.0 good | LiquidSwords | January 5th 11 |
This had the potential to be an amazing album. Unfortunately it ends up sounding too samey. The production is great, but it still could have used some more variety. Sure the songs don't all sound exactly the same, but at some point they all end up in the same place: a murky, airy undertone with a guitar on top of it followed by saxes. By the 4th song, I was yearning to hear a song with a different formula: something with a moment of clarity, or an explosion of sound, or even an a capella despite how crappy the singer is. There needs to be a switch-up at some point. And I'm not sure if this is actually true or not, but because of the repetitive formula, it sounded to me like the sax was playing the same notes on every song.
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| 4.5 superb | DANcore | February 18th 24 |
| 5.0 classic | doofy | January 7th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | hel9000 | September 27th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | perival | June 25th 23 |
| 4.5 superb | nilsson | September 3rd 22 |
| 5.0 classic | Lewis EMERITUS | March 24th 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | raddlad | March 7th 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | zackseb | October 15th 21 |
| 4.5 superb | Jerbzz | February 14th 21 |
| 5.0 classic | Lagoped | January 20th 21 |
| 4.0 excellent | Polvo | January 14th 21 |
| 5.0 classic | jlsg | September 27th 20 |
| 5.0 classic | eureka | August 10th 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | progsun | June 29th 20 |
| 4.5 superb | Rmazer | June 3rd 20 |
| 4.5 superb | Sowing STAFF | May 11th 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | Moge | February 9th 20 |
| 4.5 superb | Enzx | December 24th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | john | December 6th 19 |
| 4.5 superb | ellagos | November 25th 19 |
| 3.0 good | Ryus | November 24th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | bmelt CONTRIBUTOR | October 9th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | A.R.O. STAFF | August 8th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | gilly | August 7th 19 |
| 4.5 superb | Josh | April 17th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | luci | December 27th 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | Mathias STAFF | December 20th 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | Sunnyvale STAFF | December 5th 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | Dylan620 | November 15th 18 |
| 4.5 superb | Prole | August 28th 18 |
| 4.5 superb | Revarf | July 25th 18 |
| 3.5 great | rooby | July 10th 18 |
| 3.5 great | xuewen | March 6th 18 |
| 5.0 classic | Lucman | December 21st 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | Rdv | December 3rd 17 |
| 4.5 superb | Grimsby | November 21st 17 |
| 4.5 superb | Gueero | November 14th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | KevinMM | October 20th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | TwigTW | October 19th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | Jan555 | August 21st 17 |
| 4.5 superb | Alexxx | August 18th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | Juanpa | August 10th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | Corney | July 18th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | spur55 | June 17th 17 |
| 3.5 great | Vildh | April 10th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | cd908 | March 6th 17 |
| 5.0 classic | 2ool | February 22nd 17 |
| 5.0 classic | PaabL | February 15th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | Luisito | February 6th 17 |
| 3.5 great | hep | January 6th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | teahead | October 18th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | aiioli | October 14th 16 |
| 3.0 good | zundza | October 11th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | anat CONTRIBUTOR | September 12th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | p4p | August 8th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | Smelty | June 22nd 16 |
| 5.0 classic | LOE | May 26th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | IVIII | April 26th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | tricky | April 23rd 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | miggles | April 10th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | Preston | April 6th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | tarkus | April 2nd 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | artyzmu | March 27th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | BHAR | March 6th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | Geefawl | February 29th 16 |
| 3.5 great | bears | February 4th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | tancrni | October 11th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | karlulol | September 8th 15 |
| 3.5 great | JS19 | May 7th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | Behexen | April 23rd 15 |
| 5.0 classic | Poto | March 21st 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | wwf | March 12th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | Runeii | March 3rd 15 |
| 5.0 classic | Piglet | March 3rd 15 |
| 5.0 classic | JJOMan | November 19th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Meruem | September 16th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | tyler | August 27th 14 |
| 2.5 average | Roargh | June 3rd 14 |
| 3.5 great | ethos | April 27th 14 |
| 3.5 great | Greem | January 2nd 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | Veldin | December 24th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | imsopunk | December 20th 13 |
| 3.0 good | unkle | November 13th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Wadlez | October 31st 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Mojito | July 1st 13 |
| 3.5 great | benhxc | June 28th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Vernum | June 11th 13 |
| 3.5 great | miaow | May 8th 13 |
| 3.5 great | jmh886 | March 16th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | ktlaz | March 6th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | tnd | February 15th 13 |
| 3.5 great | gp0942 | January 30th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Scala | January 24th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | benkim | January 6th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Peluca | January 3rd 13 |
| 4.5 superb | KalleJ | December 31st 12 |
| 3.5 great | Hoppip | December 23rd 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | urzadek | December 17th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | vadimos | December 15th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | Albus | December 12th 12 |
| 3.5 great | daozen | November 28th 12 |
| 3.0 good | kic333 | November 25th 12 |
| 3.5 great | dwejkk | November 20th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | craven | November 16th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | Jiraiya | November 16th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Hens | November 10th 12 |
| 3.0 good | Feels | November 7th 12 |
| 3.5 great | TheDMV | November 4th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | junyi15 | November 1st 12 |
| 5.0 classic | MuNk3y | October 25th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | John L | October 24th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | viri | October 12th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | Gurt | September 24th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | PeriL | May 4th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | Rail | May 3rd 12 |
| 3.5 great | kanker | April 29th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | elan5 | April 15th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Onetwo12 | February 21st 12 |
| 4.5 superb | veteli | February 12th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | nwagner | February 10th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | irkalla | February 10th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Matski | January 19th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | RexHunt | January 13th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | bonus | January 9th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | uman32 | January 4th 12 |
| 3.5 great | gvogel | December 31st 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | vivapo | December 27th 11 |
| 4.5 superb | Titan50 | December 26th 11 |
| 3.5 great | JJwins | October 24th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | BlueW | October 15th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | 204409 EMERITUS | August 27th 11 |
| 2.0 poor | Knave | August 27th 11 |
| 5.0 classic | mehd10s | August 12th 11 |
| 3.0 good | wylpyl | August 4th 11 |
| 3.5 great | gliate | July 16th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | Jurieu | July 15th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | DinoX | May 22nd 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | Hro | May 8th 11 |
| 4.5 superb | Guigss | April 30th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | Rowdy | April 28th 11 |
| 3.0 good | ev0ken | April 19th 11 |
| 3.0 good | 7logi5 | April 19th 11 |
| 3.5 great | Xequma | March 29th 11 |
| 3.5 great | Asator | March 14th 11 |
| 3.5 great | Zephir | March 5th 11 |
| 3.0 good | lobby | March 3rd 11 |
| 4.5 superb | tom79 | March 1st 11 |
| 4.5 superb | Flowers | February 25th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | perlox | February 24th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | Pawsee | February 15th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | Shadein | February 12th 11 |
| 2.5 average | Mendigo | February 11th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | Korydawg | February 10th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | Moraff | February 10th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | rmill3r | February 9th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | Deion | February 8th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | fev | February 4th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | conm17 | February 4th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | BigHans | February 3rd 11 |
| 3.0 good | 4ester | February 2nd 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | IsItLuck? EMERITUS | February 1st 11 |
| 3.0 good | Skyler | January 31st 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | Yotimi | January 30th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | RedSky | January 29th 11 |
| 3.5 great | cuki92 | January 28th 11 |
| 4.5 superb | garyc | January 28th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | Leyland | January 27th 11 |
| 4.5 superb | mmadden | January 27th 11 |
| 4.5 superb | Lakes. | January 26th 11 |
| 2.5 average | MrD | January 26th 11 |
| 5.0 classic | natey | January 25th 11 |
| 4.5 superb | mx STAFF | January 25th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | djigor | January 24th 11 |
| 3.0 good | Kodan | January 23rd 11 |
| 5.0 classic | Basman | January 22nd 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | astrel | January 22nd 11 |
| 2.5 average | mallen- | January 20th 11 |
| 4.5 superb | sashwap | January 19th 11 |
| 4.5 superb | Enotron | January 19th 11 |
| 2.5 average | Aids | January 18th 11 |
| 4.5 superb | ruco | January 18th 11 |
| 3.0 good | cvlts | January 13th 11 |
| 5.0 classic | doqtor | January 8th 11 |
| 5.0 classic | thebhoy | January 4th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | conradtao EMERITUS | December 30th 10 |
| 4.0 excellent | DoubtGin | December 27th 10 |
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