Whoever the fuck is going to attempt to make an argument for the pathetic idea that Prong is nothing short of one of the greatest bands on Earth just inches away from the all knowing force of genius that is Mr. Bungle can get out of here right now and fuck off forever. This album is the peak of human creativity and we will never ever reach it again. The natural progression of time has proven this. In 1991, who was selling more records, Prong or Joanna Newsom? Exactly. You would like to think that people like Joanna Newsom have had any impact on music and it's honestly just saddening. As for Prong, they are the saviors who protect us from the incoming tribulation. I have carved the trident on this album cover which is generally consider to be the logo of this band. Unfortunately, since I am (unfortunately) blind, I did a bad job at carving it in and it came out all wrong. They thought I was Charles Manson! I served his sentence for 20 years while he was out running free, escaping into the free world. Do you know who he was disguised as? Joanna Newsom. End of review. 10/10.
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