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| 4.5 superb | Tequila Mockingbird : Drunk Author | September 2nd 22 |
Listen to this and enjoy it before really annoying people on the site try and tell you this is overrated garbage
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| 5.0 classic | Tyler White EMERITUS | September 2nd 22 |
Waaaaay better than the Dallas Cowboys
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| 4.5 superb | Comatorium. | September 2nd 22 |
When you need to have a stupid contrarian sound off so badly that you can?t even be arsed to get a single song name correct
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| 4.0 excellent | Hot Chocolate CONTRIBUTOR | September 2nd 22 |
dont change your soundoffs because they're dumb and wrong people your reddit karma doesn't extend to this site
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| 2.5 average | Hot Bowser | September 10th 22 |
i like the screamy bits and the bambam drums. u can toss the rest
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| 4.0 excellent | Bedex | December 9th 23 |
These guys really do TDEP worship incredibly well (down to the vocal production which sounds strikingly similar), and the first two tracks are undeniable demonstrations of that. And obviously I love this, I have Calculating Infinity 5'd after all. But I still feel like they struggle to differentiate themselves from TDEP without resorting to over the top weirdcore and excessive shifts in sound that hinder coherence and frankly fatigue me quite quickly. Even though the music remains incredibly well crafted, technical and varied, I kind of checked out after 3-4 tracks, which is a recurring issue I have listening to their stuff even though their albums aren't very long. It's definitely good, I will definitely jam this again, and I want to see them live, I just don't think it warrants 4.5s and 5.s YET. I feel they have even better things in them still. 3.8
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| 2.5 average | Thompson D. Gerhart STAFF | November 16th 23 |
I feel like I've heard dozens of bands do this schtick and most of them do it better.
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| 4.0 excellent | igordrago | January 16th 23 |
Album is a grower and once get everything it has to offer it?s a real treat.
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| 4.5 superb | ajcollins15 | September 8th 22 |
When it comes to the Callous Daoboys there is really no one like them out there right now. Mathcore has had a lot of revolution the last few years and in a lot of ways you can say they are the apex of the blistering cluster-fuck of a mathcore genre. This album is a long time coming for the band and it shows off the avant-grade nature the band has been building for the last few years. A great addition to a really odd genre.
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| 4.0 excellent | Erwann S. EMERITUS | September 7th 22 |
Frantic mathcore that brings the spazz in their compositions. It's a clusterfuck of ideas, but one that does make sense. The addition of clean passages softens the overall soundscape and elevates the whole lot to the best of the genre post-TDEP.
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| 4.5 superb | InfernalDeity CONTRIBUTOR | September 3rd 22 |
My writing style is not geared to reviewing this kind of album so I wont, but someone needs to get on it asap. Killer release.
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| 4.5 superb | TheSupernatural | September 3rd 22 |
A lot of people with way higher music cred are going to tell you this metalcore wankery is better than the Daoboys' previous album of metalcore wankery, and those people would be
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| 4.0 excellent | chilledpunkrock | September 3rd 22 |
I really miss Dillinger Escape Plan but this helps fill that void, with some extra weirdness thrown in there. Awesome stuff.
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| 4.5 superb | Nine | September 2nd 22 |
Everything I've wanted from this group and then some. Lots of their frantic musical ideas from their debut 'Die on Mars' appear more realized and brushed up here making this a solid, concise record. Honestly, it's hard to pick a standout, but I find myself returning to 'Beautiful Dude Missile' and 'What is Delicious? Who Swarms?' quite a bit. 'Celebrity Therapist' will throw you curveballs, constantly.
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| 4.0 excellent | snakesc | September 24th 25 |
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