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| 1.0 awful | Kashmir09 | October 12th 09 |
I believe they might actually be the worst band of all time. Simply hearing their name makes me shutter. Everything that has become wrong with popular rock rests with this band who may even be worse than Nickelback or Avenged Sevenfold.
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| 0.0 | BMDrummer | June 30th 14 |
I know, it's very cliche to give a Nickelback album an awful rating, but that's only if you haven't heard it. I don't know if anyone here has ever seen the TV show "Metal Evolution", but they did an episode on Grunge and at the end they showed the Post-Grunge movement a little bit, and there was a Roadrunner Records guy stating a few reasons why Nickelback...
Wait shit, this isn't Nickelback, this is Theory of a Deadman. Whatever, same band essentially.
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| 1.5 very poor | Jared Floryan | December 9th 14 |
Chris Daughtry essentially suffered an identity crisis at one point in his life, having been unable to choose between an American Idol contestant and a giant jar of mayonnaise. He eventually found a mentor in the redneck version of Shaun Morgan, grew out a poor man's pompadour, and established this plagiaristic act. Regarding Scars and Souvenirs, Theory of a Deadman merely find themselves trying and mostly failing to operate the same mechanical bull every other post-grunge band attempted to tinker with; in layman's terms, nothing these guys are utilizing hasn't been done before.
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| 2.0 poor | Ossacip Olbap | December 15th 22 |
bad girlfriend is their only good n rockin song lennyface rest is generic bleh but not as bad, i swear tho wait for me is just breakaway
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| 3.5 great | Snide | March 25th 17 |
This shit is perfect for listening if your partner just cheated on you / you feel like your life sucks tbh. Fun no-nonsense rock / country album.
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| 1.0 awful | Snidley1 | February 19th 13 |
This band is truly terrible. The "musicians" lack real talent and there is no originality in their song writing.
Really, I could learn two guitar chords, have sleeves tatted up and down my arms, dye my silvering hair back to black, and monotonously chant poor lyrics into the mike for an hour. Nickelback sucks, and this band is a group of low talent nickel back wannabes.
Contrast these bums to the real rock coming on the scene through the 1980's and into the 1990's. we had bands with real talent bringing original sounds and lyrics to us constantly. There was Guns n Roses, Metallica, Van Halen, the scorpions, Queen, Journey, mellancamp, bob Seeger, Springsteen, and the list goes on and on and on.
These worthless little bums would have been booed off the stage trying to open for Queen at Wembley Stadium. Their guitar man wouldn't have a chance next to mark knopfler, Eddie van Halen, Keith Richards, or thorogood. Even country stars like brad paisley smoke this loser on the guitar. Perhaps Theory's front man could pay one of these real musicians for some lessons and at least advance beyond the talent of playing one step above his Guitar Hero video game. Of course that would still not address the horrible song writing and awful vocals.
Rock music is in the doldrums today but thank God I am not starving bad enough to pay for any music from talentless little bums like theory of a deadman. This is a band that can't sell out anything bigger than than a North Dakota class B high school gymnasium. Twenty years ago these guys wouldn't have made it out of the small city bar scene.
My theory?? Please keep these talentless jerks in Canada.
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| 2.0 poor | Toondude | January 3rd 13 |
Their slower songs are much better than their faster songs. Their faster songs sound like a country band that is trying to turn rock.
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| 0.0 | | March 1st 12 |
Bringing to the table strong vocals juxtaposed with frequent humorous lyricism, catchy tunes
and passable guitar work. Theory of a Deadman show that they have some potential to unlock,
but have put out a solid release, however, they are unfortunately still held back by
repetitive song structures, boring musicality in certain places and when the lyricism deals
with serious topics it tends to lack in quality compared to their humorous work.
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| 3.0 good | Batareziz | September 30th 11 |
Excellent album from a good rock band with a sense of humor
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| 2.0 poor | teo | January 30th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | Beau | September 25th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | gfgfg11 | September 12th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | KManoc1 | December 4th 22 |
| 1.5 very poor | iGuter | November 1st 22 |
| 2.0 poor | Matty CONTRIBUTOR | June 21st 22 |
| 3.5 great | jc3494 | March 26th 21 |
| 2.0 poor | Brabiz | November 6th 20 |
| 2.5 average | sfoat9 | July 2nd 20 |
| 2.5 average | Halez | May 16th 20 |
| 2.5 average | Flomink | November 10th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | josh | June 10th 19 |
| 2.0 poor | Sarah | March 4th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | xfortinx | February 21st 19 |
| 5.0 classic | thezouz | February 17th 19 |
| 3.0 good | Josh | September 22nd 18 |
| 2.5 average | kroglor | August 23rd 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | zouz | May 14th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | Kalopsia | February 12th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | John L | February 10th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | ElSomni | January 1st 18 |
| 3.0 good | yairfg | November 7th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Elynna | November 6th 17 |
| 2.5 average | SYL | March 29th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Brandon | December 30th 16 |
| 3.0 good | Shamus248 CONTRIBUTOR | September 8th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | MaggieG | February 19th 16 |
| 2.5 average | YaelPol | January 27th 16 |
| 2.5 average | 8genre | January 5th 16 |
| 2.0 poor | Ben STAFF | December 16th 15 |
| 3.0 good | Dylan | March 16th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | Krimea | December 24th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | Eleven13 | November 18th 14 |
| 3.0 good | Subho | June 25th 14 |
| 2.5 average | Dec0y | June 14th 14 |
| 2.5 average | devin0 | January 26th 14 |
| 3.5 great | wy3r5 | October 1st 13 |
| 3.5 great | Nerot | August 8th 13 |
| 3.5 great | Blace | April 11th 13 |
| 3.0 good | kvasha | February 7th 13 |
| 3.0 good | Weedon | January 18th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | stevep | January 5th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | DadKungFu STAFF | January 5th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | Minus. | December 16th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | Simon K. STAFF | December 3rd 12 |
| 1.0 awful | Xav | October 9th 12 |
| 1.5 very poor | Bang2014 | September 25th 12 |
| 2.5 average | ryanX | August 29th 12 |
| 2.5 average | MrElmo | July 12th 12 |
| 2.0 poor | DylanP | March 30th 12 |
| 3.5 great | bain89 | March 10th 12 |
| 1.5 very poor | Sirob | March 2nd 12 |
| 2.0 poor | iSkane | January 1st 12 |
| 1.0 awful | Jumaos | November 21st 11 |
| 3.5 great | cm7com | November 19th 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | endtell | November 10th 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | CoConi | May 31st 11 |
| 5.0 classic | Nadia | December 15th 10 |
| 4.5 superb | Clivery | September 23rd 10 |
| 3.0 good | ellyboo | September 14th 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | roofi | September 14th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Texture | September 12th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | noisy | September 6th 10 |
| 4.0 excellent | tom960 | August 31st 10 |
| 2.5 average | Paul H. | August 28th 10 |
| 2.0 poor | Caged | May 4th 10 |
| 4.5 superb | shOnA | April 18th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | GibTG | March 1st 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | CutMan | February 26th 10 |
| 3.0 good | cb123 | January 15th 10 |
| 3.5 great | toyour | October 21st 09 |
| 1.0 awful | BSX | July 14th 09 |
| 3.5 great | Tim00w | July 11th 09 |
| 2.5 average | atrink | June 7th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | Fenty | April 24th 09 |
| 2.0 poor | Glomp | February 2nd 09 |
| 4.0 excellent | jars80 | January 26th 09 |
| 3.5 great | Dirk32 | January 6th 09 |
| 4.5 superb | Chaz13 | November 7th 08 |
| 2.0 poor | sneasy | October 13th 08 |
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