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|0.0 ||Jewish Dickgirl | December 25th 07|
Okay when you hear this you can only expect the most brutal pit-riffment of slamgore gods. These are some of the most punchgore muddy guitar towns I have ever heared and I have to say the brutality is engorged by the sick vocals. Don Campan is seriously so sick like the brutalest probably, his pig squeels are so piercing and he swamps like no other. It's like a bloodthirsty frog demon raping and eating flesh and chainsaws. The drums are hyperblasting brutal punchgore and only the fastest double bass, yeah they're breakdowns are like a slam nocking a building down one wall at a time.
FUZZYFAG IS A HATER AND PROBABLY LISTENS TO PUS[font=verdana]S[/font]YCORE
10 Bumps | Bump
|1.0 awful||Hysterical | February 21st 08|
I feel a 1 is a little to high. You'd have to pay me to listen to this. Absolutly garbage. They sucessfully accomplish the hardcore scene task of trying to be the most brutal band out there...too bad its laughable. I can't listen to this with out shitting myself. Give me a break, how is this even a record....how is this considered music.
6 Bumps | Bump
|1.0 awful||AbyssalCreation | December 27th 08|
I like to chew on gum.i like to color paint. i like to eat shredded wheatttttttttttttttttt shredded and shredded wheattttttttttttt.
That is the only good thing to come from this bands existence that hilarious interpretation video we all know and love.
Fuck this band,seriously.
3 Bumps | Bump
|2.0 poor||fuzzyhair | December 20th 07|
This album is crap compared to their demo. At least with their demo they didn't repeat themselves. On the full album almost every song has the shredded wheat breakdown. Sad.
The vocals are interesting though, so they get points for stepping out of the generic inhale category.
3 Bumps | Bump
|1.0 awful||Illoomorpheme | May 30th 14|
A half-assed, no wait, a quarter-assed, no wait, an eight-assed? effort. Fuck it, the effort here is only microns away from zero. Breathing, yes breathing, takes far more concentration and skill than what it took to produce this steaming pile of shit. Here, have a How to tutorial to make an album like this one: Step 1. Pick every string on your guitar in absolutely any order. Step 2. Blast Beats.rStep 3. Gargle some Kool-Aid and record it as vocals. Voila!
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|0.5 ||Brendan Schroer | June 6th 14|
Cream of the crop? More like shit of the dick. The experience is about as bad as being ass-raped by a moist gorilla while being eaten alive by a bloodthirsty gazelle. I like shredded wheat as much as anyone else, but this dumps ass on the eardrums
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|1.0 awful||Davey Boy STAFF | May 24th 12|
As if their 5 minute EP wasn't enough, New Jersey deathcore quintet Waking The Cadaver felt the need to stretch their garbage out to 5 times that length on debut LP 'Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler'. I'd love to say they have improved, but that would be a lie. It's the same repetitive riffs & breakdowns fronted by the same indecipherable vocals of "The Human Frog" Don Campan. Of course, it's a positive that you can't understand him, since the song titles suggest that the lyrics revolve solely around crude & offensive woman bashing. If forced to choose a recommended track on this abomination of an album, it would be 'Type A Secretor'.
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|1.0 awful||Will Stykes | December 30th 11|
Not your best serving of shredded wheat for the day.
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|1.0 awful||GenNarain | September 24th 09|
100th person to rate this crap a 1; this is indeed a milestone. One day, we might look and see 200 awful votes. One can only dream...
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|1.0 awful||Motiv3 | April 15th 09|
one of the most awful bands ive ever heard and do nothing for a genre which is seen as generic and damn right awful by many. The only good thing i can say is that they give me the lols. They are that bad.
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|1.0 awful||Jeff Hanson | January 17th 09|
Ugh. really? why is this taken seriously by the band members? theres nothing worth recommending here.
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|1.0 awful||Brandon E.L. Magnuson | July 29th 08|
I really can't say anything that hasn't been said already. For the most part I can respect a band being brutal, as long as if its not boring, this is boring & not even the least bit fun. And the lyrics?!?!, all i can say is "what the hell does their family think?" So if it makes me a pussy to not want to listen to someone pig squel at me about rapeing & murdering women then they put the cowboy hat on me & call me Sunshine because I would rather listen to fity rap about how much more money he has than me then listen to this. But I guess you love it or you hate it.
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|1.0 awful||Brendan Nixon | August 3rd 14|
Quite literally the most useless, pointless, and just plain worst thing since Torsofuck.
|1.0 awful||Jared Floryan | July 14th 14|
I would like to know what the hell these guys took upon recording this putrid, disgusting horse vomit! Oh, wait... If you listen to the interlude, I guess you already know.
|1.0 awful||Trajan Paul Murphy | February 22nd 14|
It's hilarious, sure. But it's still likely one of the worst metal albums in existence.
|0.0 ||DeathByAstonishment | July 26th 12|
One of the very select group of metal bands that are actually worse than Emmure.
|1.0 awful||Type2Diabeetus | November 12th 11|
this is poop album hurt ears and brain. band not good, album smelly and garbage yes
|1.0 awful||jharper27 | October 23rd 11|
So what exactly is so horrifically bad about what this band is doing? Let us start with the vocals. Where the previously mentioned bands choose to use their inhaled gutturals when time calls for it, Don Campan decided that it would be a good idea to spend 90% of the album spewing his unintelligible lyrics in the most irritating voice possible. The only thing impressive about what Campan does is his ability to inhale screams without ripping his vocal chords apart. Fortunately, it is still not guaranteed that this will not happen in the future. On the bright side, Campan's vocal style makes it impossible for the listener to understand what he is saying. This is a good thing, because one look at the lyrics for "Raped, Pillaged, and Gutted" confirm that "tasteless" may have been an understatement, as Campan expresses his sickening disrespect for women with excerpts such as "Jamming your severed arm into your rancid vaginal pore, I spew at the sight of the slashed and gaped asshole. Hyper-extended vaginal cavity fuels my urge to disembowel. Removal of your mangled innards, forceful extraction from your busted anus." r
|1.5 very poor||Willem Hattingh | October 11th 11|
OMG, SHREDDED WHEAT WORSHIPING PIGCORE NOISE POLLUTION!!! .......................................
|1.0 awful||Grayson Hale | September 30th 11|
Have yet to hear something worse than this. It's laughable most of the time, and just downright sad the rest
|1.0 awful||SilverandBlack5 | August 3rd 11|
I enjoyed the two demo songs that ended up on the album. Of course, I didn't take either one seriously, but I just found them to be very entertaining to listen to. So while I hadn't planned on taking this album too seriously either, I can't help but give it the worst possible score. Every single song on the album, including the two demos I was entertained by, sounds like it was recorded/produced/slashed with a microwave and/or calculator. The growls literally sound like it's just a mix of a dying pig and fuzzy static, it's sped up so hilariously, the guitars and drums drain EACH OTHER out (yes, it's mutual), and the lyrics and clarity of each and every song is simply laughable.
|1.0 awful||Chris Higgins | April 28th 11|
I really tried to listen too this, and shut it off after 30 seconds.
|1.0 awful||Timothy Neilson | February 17th 11|
Waking the Cadaver are (probably unintentionally) hilarious. Unfortunately, on a full-length album, the joke becomes stale.
|1.0 awful||antoonnn | November 14th 09|
This is a nuh-uh don't even try this one. It's so generic Zzz.
|1.0 awful||BreeBreeChuggaLug | October 3rd 09|
WORST RELEASE IN THE HISTORY EXTREME METAL. Words can't describe how terrible this is. Shit like this is the reason deathcore gets such a bad rap.
|1.0 awful||GladesOfMirkwood | June 1st 09|
Its just sooo bad, i never thought it could sound so bad. Indeed this is worth less than 1.
|2.5 average||Korpcun | January 30th 15|
|1.0 awful||ckssr1 | January 25th 15|
|1.0 awful||Mercy | September 8th 14|
|1.0 awful||Betray | July 21st 14|
|1.0 awful||lef456 | March 20th 14|
|1.0 awful||Sithese | February 28th 14|
|1.0 awful||ADR | December 25th 13|
|1.0 awful||Giansk | November 25th 13|
|1.5 very poor||Fjolnir | November 16th 13|
|1.0 awful||SMUD | July 18th 13|
|1.0 awful||Vak | May 15th 13|
|4.0 excellent||groov | April 9th 13|
|1.5 very poor||Tobi | March 8th 13|
|5.0 classic||Weedon | February 7th 13|
|1.0 awful||J.P. CONTRIBUTOR | January 15th 13|
|3.5 great||Torgol | January 7th 13|
|1.0 awful||srm90 | December 18th 12|
|1.0 awful||random | November 11th 12|
|1.0 awful||apert | July 24th 12|
|1.5 very poor||YUJOS | April 28th 12|
|1.0 awful||chayka | April 26th 12|
|1.0 awful||Edgar | March 10th 12|
|1.0 awful||Troggy | February 26th 12|
|1.0 awful||Chris | February 8th 12|
|1.0 awful||Alien | January 8th 12|
|1.0 awful||Key | December 11th 11|
|1.0 awful||G.M.B. | December 1st 11|
|1.0 awful||ANJ45 | November 29th 11|
|1.0 awful||Wat | September 20th 11|
|1.0 awful||endtell | September 10th 11|
|1.0 awful||eeule | August 22nd 11|
|1.0 awful||Shukal | July 11th 11|
|1.0 awful||Remer17 | February 18th 11|
|3.0 good||Jaysen | February 1st 11|
|1.0 awful||Rowdy | January 29th 11|
|1.0 awful||mullo | October 9th 10|
|1.0 awful||rooby | August 29th 10|
|1.0 awful||Kanyon | April 12th 10|
|1.0 awful||xDANKx | April 1st 10|
|1.5 very poor||zuzek | March 11th 10|
|1.0 awful||ryan | February 27th 10|
|1.0 awful||pride | November 15th 09|
|1.0 awful||Ricven | October 17th 09|
|1.0 awful||Set | September 11th 09|
|1.0 awful||Skyler | August 15th 09|
|1.0 awful||Lelle | April 19th 09|
|5.0 classic||A06818 | March 25th 09|
|4.0 excellent||wspil80 | March 19th 09|
|5.0 classic||WaThCa | January 20th 09|
|1.0 awful||Andy | January 19th 09|
|1.0 awful||Justus | January 9th 09|
|1.0 awful||TBliss | December 27th 08|
|1.0 awful||Bob | November 5th 08|
|1.0 awful||ACM | September 29th 08|
|1.0 awful||asrowe | September 28th 08|
|1.0 awful||Estcyr | June 13th 08|
|1.0 awful||Isak | April 16th 08|
|3.5 great||Goku | February 21st 08|
|1.0 awful||Bleak | December 9th 07|
|1.5 very poor||a12ctic | December 8th 07|
|1.0 awful||AA-12 | December 8th 07|
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