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| 5.0 classic | Jonathan10 | June 21st 10 |
Better than Dark Side Of The Moon
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| 4.5 superb | vanderb0b | June 21st 10 |
Every time I listen to this, I can't hold the tears back, it's so beautiful. The way he sings, "Up, down, up, down, and keep going, make your calves burn" during Don't Stop Believing, it's so perfect and heartwarming. An album that will reinvigorate your faith in the power of music. Just remember, "You can't grow without burning".
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| 5.0 classic | forthefallencheese | November 18th 14 |
An album that transcends the confines of space and time, something so beautiful and immaculate that it washes our unworthy ears with gorgeous tranquility and safe feeling that we've yearned for ever since our parents told us to grow the fuck up and get jobs. This is the way music was meant to be played, the way it was meant to be heard. Everyone needs to hear this album because of the fantastic impact it will leave on generations to come. Move over Beethoven, move over Rush, move over Opeth, and move over Radiohead; this is the new musical standard. This is life in its truest, most unadulterated form.
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| 2.0 poor | Jared Floryan | November 20th 14 |
Before he was the Terminator and the Governor of California, Ahhnold was an unintentionally hilarious bodybuilder who took steroids because Turbo Man told him to. Total Body Workout has 1980s songs playing in the background which are listenable, yet also soaked with the most blatant of cheese in existence. It would've been far more enjoyable if the likes of "Bohemian Rhapsody" or a prehistoric version of Austrian Death Machine were present, though what can you do? I'll tell you what your candy-coated ass can do now: GET TO THE CHOPPA!
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| 1.0 awful | deadrisingx1 | May 14th 17 |
It was so cheesy that my cholesterol levels skyrocketed after my workout.
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| 0.0 | I Am Saruman, The Multicoloured | February 27th 17 |
Don't mind me I'm just boosting my objectivity note. rYou should check Hegel's Introduction to History's Philosophy by the way. Shit's on fire, yo
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| 1.0 awful | EasterInTheBatcave | December 3rd 15 |
With Total Body Workout, Arnold turns you into a Running Man-- a Predator capable of enduring the Red Heat of Pumping Iron. Total Body Workout takes an Eraser to your Expendable fat without causing Collateral Damage to your muscle mass. By the 6th Day, you'll be so proud of your progress that you'll start perpetually going Commando and looking for any excuse to drop your pants. Total Body Workout is no Raw Deal. Take out your change and Jingle All the Way to your nearest record store. You won't regret it.
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| 1.0 awful | Britch2tiger | October 11th 15 |
A compilation of songs that's supposed to "pump" us up to work out... Okay... Are any of the songs by Arnold (holding in my laughter)? No... Then why is this even an album BY Arnold...
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| 1.0 awful | TheStefan | December 12th 10 |
Hahahahah i finally listened to this and David Hasselhoff's "Night Rocker" and they were honestly funny. Although I do take my profile's development seriously, and they were probably 2 of the worst albums around. So they get 1's
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| 0.0 | smaugman | March 10th 15 |
Just because Arnold is too awesome for any of us wimpy non-gym peasants.
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| 5.0 classic | Dither | April 28th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Dmitri | December 26th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | cndflg | August 19th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | Kronzo | February 10th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Fapplo | October 28th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | Acorn | May 27th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | MrElmo | April 30th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | Knave | August 27th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Phaze | July 15th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Valle | May 6th 10 |
| 5.0 classic | Titan50 | February 21st 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Ephex | June 1st 08 |
| 4.5 superb | thetod | January 29th 08 |
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