The Velvet Underground   Squeeze
1.7
very poor
Release Date: 1973
Tracklist

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0.0 Toondude | April 15th 16

I'm surprised people haven't made any penis jokes about the album art

2 Bumps | Bump

1.0 awfulTheAnimator | November 29th 12

This is nothing but an uninspired sell-out that shoudn't be listed under the Velvet Undergound name.

2 Bumps | Bump

0.0 Surtur | December 27th 12

This wouldn't be hated as much if it was put out as a Doug Yule solo album. Nothing wrong with it, just a collection of inoffensive pop songs.

1 Bumps | Bump

2.5 averageDovertime16 | April 15th 16

Not exactly bad, but none of it's really at all memorable either. And it's certainly not the Velvets.

Bump

2.5 averageBritch2tiger | October 4th 15

This album is not terrible but it certainly doesn't hold a candle to any of their prior works...

Bump

3.0 goodLokitheTrickster | October 10th 14

Not as bad as people usually say. Yes, it's not really a Velvet Underground album, but it's decent enough and continues the pop sound the Velvet Underground had been using since their third album.

Bump

1.5 very poorTwistedJayy | September 26th 13

There's nothing wrong with this record, musically speaking. But there's nothing right with it either. As they say, Velvet Underground by name. Doug Yule's heart might have been in the right place, it's none the wiser from John Cale or Lou Reed's solo albums at this point. But, rightfully so, it's rare and been buried in the catacombs of pop music history. It's an insult to what Lou Reed, John Cale, Maureen Tucker and Sterling Morrison started... And for that, there's nothing worth hearing here.

Bump

1.5 very poorWill Fagan | December 23rd 10

A sub-par release that technically can't be called a Velvet Underground recording. "Crash" sounds like an early version of the Beatles' "Martha My Dear".

Bump

0.0 Bitchfork | October 25th 10

Glad to say no original member of TVU took part in this piece of shit's creation.

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2.0 poorJesusV4 | April 29th 10

This was a VU release that did not have a single original member, including Lou Reed. After White Light / White Heat, Reed replaced John Cale with Doug Yule in order to pursue a softer, more mainstream-appealing sound. The next two albums were solid, but different - Very soft and guitar-hook oriented. When Reed disbanded VU after Loaded, Doug Yule managed to somehow retain license to record as VU - And that's what we have here. I don't think it can truly be called a VU album outside of legality.

Bump

1.5 very pooriGuter | March 26th 24
3.0 goodFunkymunk | December 31st 23
3.0 goodTheSuperBadfella | August 2nd 23
1.5 very poorMorpheus19 | April 9th 23
2.5 averageCyan isn't a shade of blue. | February 26th 23
1.5 very poorTimmy | January 11th 23
3.0 goodBrock619 | November 18th 22
3.0 goodgg901goody | October 14th 22
3.0 goodyinei007 | September 14th 22
1.5 very poorigi78 | August 5th 22
3.0 goodasudoforga | July 13th 22
1.0 awfuldakotadsmith | June 11th 22
1.5 very poorraoulPeck | April 28th 22
2.0 poorRVA101 | March 29th 22
2.0 poormarblemorble | February 12th 22
1.0 awfulPvzuzu | January 13th 22
1.5 very poorasphinctersayswhat | December 11th 21
2.0 poorCaptainBeefheart807 | December 2nd 21
2.0 poormistercb | November 6th 21
1.5 very poorGhandhiLion | October 17th 21
3.0 goodaivaulage | August 30th 21
2.0 poorDaveCasero | August 29th 21
1.0 awfulwojodta | August 22nd 21
2.0 poorOobaloo | August 16th 21
3.0 goodaydross121 | June 4th 21
1.5 very poorfight the misfortune | May 17th 21
3.0 goodTeknoVex | April 28th 21
1.0 awfulBlitzPhoenix98 | January 22nd 21
3.0 goodCoasterCrook | December 29th 20
1.5 very poorDjibura | December 18th 20
2.5 averageRom Chegs | November 26th 20
1.0 awfulSenetrix666 | October 19th 20
1.5 very poorbeefolynch | October 15th 20
2.0 poorDaneleslie | October 13th 20
2.0 poorSuperMatt | July 10th 20
1.5 very poorI was living in constant fear of someone neg bombing all my reviews cause I know how many detest me | June 9th 20
5.0 classicAleRessel | June 2nd 20
1.0 awfulMercySeat | May 31st 20
2.5 averageKittyTeam | May 14th 20
1.5 very poorSivle Zelaznog | April 16th 20
2.0 poorTheGlowingWeen | April 14th 20
1.0 awfulPasserOfBoof | April 7th 20
2.5 average123cf456 | February 25th 20
3.5 greatDevin98 | February 21st 20
2.0 poorKrazyKris | January 19th 20
1.0 awfulEmily | December 18th 19
2.5 averagejfish226 | November 25th 19
1.5 very poorlordworm00 | October 29th 19
2.0 poorOwen J Walton | October 24th 19
1.0 awfulJuca89 | October 2nd 19
2.0 poorIdlyIdeological | October 2nd 19
2.0 poorSuperShiranui | September 20th 19
3.0 goodSilentScream213 | September 12th 19
1.0 awfultipper3118 | September 9th 19
1.0 awfulNocturn33 | August 28th 19
1.0 awfulKingQueenKnave | August 8th 19
1.0 awfulAndrey | July 21st 19
1.5 very poorJoergsonVomWalde | June 8th 19
2.5 averagehalfmoon | May 26th 19
1.0 awfulbbgames | April 23rd 19
1.0 awfulGueero | April 15th 19
1.5 very poorSpluger | February 7th 19
1.0 awfulStonedManatee | December 19th 18
2.0 poorChrysalis76 | December 12th 18
1.0 awfulliamazing624 | November 26th 18
1.5 very poordragonwars150 | October 11th 18
1.5 very poorRyan Crist | September 30th 18
1.5 very poorHelplesChild | September 24th 18
1.0 awfulHerbie Chrost | September 18th 18
3.0 goodMagicMike1 | September 18th 18
2.5 averageWav0fmutilation | September 14th 18
2.0 poorthehonorablesgtpepsi | August 30th 18
1.0 awfulFelkFg | August 8th 18
2.0 poorDavid | August 4th 18
1.5 very poorChristopher Y. | June 27th 18
1.0 awfulJuanpa | June 15th 18
2.5 averagecanojaharie012 | June 2nd 18
3.5 greatNateMa | May 31st 18
2.5 averagegenericnameyes | May 13th 18
1.5 very poorDJAnton94 | May 8th 18
1.5 very pooraew100 | April 19th 18
2.0 poorbankstatement | April 17th 18
2.5 averageyungcheezy5 | March 28th 18
2.0 poorHvunted | March 22nd 18
1.0 awfulWilliamJ | March 4th 18
1.5 very poorwg98 | February 13th 18
1.5 very poorNoobl | February 13th 18
1.0 awfulElSomni | January 8th 18
1.5 very poorF1i2s3c4h5e6r7 | January 1st 18
1.0 awfulRdv | December 3rd 17
1.5 very poorUncle Rico | October 28th 17
2.5 averagegeorgeharold818 | October 20th 17
2.0 poorFRESHShaZaM | October 6th 17
1.0 awfulsolrage | October 3rd 17
2.0 poorslut for crescendos | September 25th 17
2.0 poorxanderdake | September 25th 17
1.5 very poorCharlesJester97 | September 11th 17
2.5 averageBatareziz | September 11th 17
2.0 poorratfecal | September 2nd 17
1.0 awfulJan555 | August 22nd 17
1.5 very poorblakeguitarist2 | August 1st 17
2.0 poorSpazzspace | August 1st 17
1.0 awfulGazAldo | July 23rd 17
1.5 very poorMiguee7 | July 11th 17
1.5 very poorLoveIsAnAstronaut | July 7th 17
1.0 awfulbutcherboy | June 30th 17
2.0 poorrockandroll982 | June 22nd 17
1.5 very poorAlexxx | June 21st 17
1.0 awfulCasablanquich | June 17th 17
2.5 averageAnalogart | May 22nd 17
1.0 awfuljvalente | May 16th 17
1.5 very poorBledWh1te | May 15th 17
1.0 awfulmortifierftw | May 10th 17
1.5 very poorCthulhuFhtagn | April 30th 17
1.0 awfulkessbo | April 2nd 17
1.0 awfulRamon777 | March 24th 17
1.5 very poorKevinMM | March 3rd 17
5.0 classicbSmith | January 11th 17
1.0 awfulPaabL | January 7th 17
1.5 very poorjpjpablo | December 17th 16
2.0 poorAWalrus | November 21st 16
1.0 awfulTeeJMusix | November 19th 16
1.0 awfulLythelus | October 16th 16
3.5 greatCaliggyJack | October 10th 16
3.5 greatDumb | September 4th 16
1.0 awfuljosefk | August 21st 16
1.0 awfulSpiderOnHeroin | August 17th 16
1.5 very poorhelti | August 6th 16
1.0 awfuldesecravity | July 7th 16
1.0 awfulwait4themixtape | June 27th 16
1.5 very poorCharolastria | June 24th 16
1.5 very poorLightRay1 | April 20th 16
2.5 averagethesentientiguana | April 8th 16
2.0 poorLucaspalvarez | March 21st 16
1.0 awfulJigglyPDiddy | March 16th 16
2.0 poorMsPinky | March 11th 16
1.0 awfulWilhelmBlack | February 3rd 16
2.0 poorAdrianAran | January 16th 16
1.0 awfulchillin420 | December 28th 15
1.0 awfulAWOL3 | December 26th 15
3.5 greatDisciplineRecords | December 5th 15
1.5 very poorlarsemao | December 1st 15
1.5 very poorSandwichBubble | November 30th 15
1.5 very poorDayOfLavos | November 11th 15
1.0 awfulCyprus | November 4th 15
1.5 very poorGreenIllusions | October 22nd 15
1.0 awfulrobotore | October 20th 15
1.5 very poorleothelion | October 16th 15
1.0 awfulSolstice12 | October 4th 15
1.0 awfulNomadKabal | September 28th 15
1.0 awfulbecomesmusical | August 30th 15
2.0 pooriveau | August 26th 15
1.5 very poorParanoidAndroid96 | August 22nd 15
2.0 poorAnonymoose10 | August 8th 15
1.0 awfulDoctorJackal | July 27th 15
1.5 very poorleaveitopen | July 26th 15
1.0 awfulFunkyBassCovers | June 29th 15
1.0 awfulFunkyFleaBass | June 13th 15
1.0 awfulNigglsby | June 10th 15
1.0 awfulbeyondthethreshold13 | May 25th 15
1.0 awfulDeliciousGoat | May 25th 15
1.0 awfulejangi | May 22nd 15
1.5 very poorlulu666 | May 11th 15
3.0 goodAbraxas | May 6th 15
2.0 poorlo-figuy | May 2nd 15
2.5 averageSnowdog808 | April 15th 15
1.0 awfulStereochrome1 | April 14th 15
1.0 awfulciregno | April 9th 15
1.0 awfulElegantElephant | March 23rd 15
1.0 awfulMeatSlapper | March 5th 15
1.0 awfulWilliamBlack | February 12th 15
1.0 awfulMoltenBoron | February 1st 15
2.5 averagetheyam | January 16th 15
1.5 very poorDriveLikeJewhu | January 13th 15
1.0 awfulWackyHades374 | January 6th 15
2.0 poortmthycnnlly | January 5th 15
1.0 awfulSithese | January 1st 15
1.0 awfulfuzzbutt | December 29th 14
1.0 awfulscott886 | December 19th 14
1.0 awfulslaps | December 18th 14
2.5 averagewindmill | December 9th 14
3.5 greatBeatlesandOasis | December 3rd 14
2.5 averageAndreasFlea | November 2nd 14
1.0 awfulZiggyLadyStardust | October 28th 14
1.0 awfulNomakius | September 30th 14
1.0 awfulSkull917 | August 27th 14
1.5 very poorBonzoDatShit | August 19th 14
2.5 averageLepreCon | August 15th 14
1.5 very poortheTourist | August 14th 14
2.5 averagethekilleruser | August 12th 14
2.5 averageNevermindAlex | August 9th 14
2.5 averagemountennui | August 4th 14
1.5 very poorAnActualSheep | August 1st 14
1.5 very poorCWBrown | July 22nd 14
1.0 awfulFrownland | July 18th 14
1.0 awfulLoftarasa | July 10th 14
1.0 awfulAnthonyhemberger | July 6th 14
2.5 averageRuga | June 21st 14
1.5 very poorhabster3 | May 16th 14
2.5 averageSticksmanTheBored | May 9th 14
1.0 awfulExplosiveOranges | May 2nd 14
1.0 awfulNorthernSkylark | April 26th 14
1.5 very poorElvisAlt12 | April 22nd 14
2.5 averagefvcksovtrvth | April 21st 14
3.0 goodLilt98 | April 20th 14
1.0 awfulTheDMV | April 16th 14
1.0 awfulMrYeeepa | April 13th 14
1.5 very poorMyRubberSoulAlt | March 9th 14
1.0 awfulSatanicPeanuts | March 1st 14
5.0 classicSpaceNinjaTurbo | February 22nd 14
4.0 excellentModernSqueezingHurts | February 18th 14
2.0 poorMagnolia187 | February 16th 14
3.0 goodGrandpaSeth3000 | January 30th 14
3.0 goodbritfolkgod | January 8th 14
1.0 awfuleboph | January 1st 14
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1.0 awfulDreamingWithTheDead | December 28th 13
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1.5 very poorSuckerForAnnel | November 27th 13
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1.0 awfulpraise jimmy EMERITUS | November 4th 13
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3.0 goodtancrni | October 30th 13
1.0 awfulGrimsby | October 30th 13
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1.5 very poorHexenHour | October 25th 13
1.5 very poorLifeAsAChipmunk | October 20th 13
1.5 very poorTheGothicRevival | October 13th 13
1.5 very poorHPFartcraft | October 7th 13
3.5 greatberlin1973 | September 28th 13
1.0 awfulSpec | September 24th 13
3.5 greatthemadavenger | September 5th 13
1.5 very poorjtswope | August 8th 13
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2.0 poorskater180 | May 8th 13
2.5 averageNoiseForZeus | April 30th 13
2.0 poorCptWillard | April 28th 13
1.5 very poorAPJ90 | April 2nd 13
1.0 awfulVanSchuldiner | March 20th 13
1.0 awfulNucleoids | March 9th 13
1.5 very poorsamtopia | March 9th 13
2.0 poorfg89 | March 5th 13
4.0 excellentjessicajewel | February 10th 13
1.5 very poorLenix | December 31st 12
1.0 awfulEaglesBecomeVultures | December 27th 12
1.5 very poorsputsauce | December 21st 12
2.0 poorJennifer22 | November 5th 12
1.5 very poorYou Are My Everlovin' | October 21st 12
1.5 very pooralonsodomin | October 16th 12
3.0 goodplato66 | October 6th 12
3.5 greatElvisTheSpy | September 21st 12
3.0 goodRevolution666 | September 11th 12
1.5 very poorAllMUSICGUIDE | July 2nd 12
1.0 awfulAustiniman | June 29th 12
1.0 awfulmoviesign | June 2nd 12
2.0 poorWinesburgohio STAFF | June 2nd 12
2.0 poorKeepOneStepAhead | May 22nd 12
1.0 awfulAcorn | May 7th 12
1.0 awfulTwelve51 | April 20th 12
1.0 awfuljulespowell | April 14th 12
1.5 very poordegenerex | April 5th 12
2.0 poorSuperDiamondDogs | February 18th 12
2.5 averageBAGofCDS | January 30th 12
2.0 poorgallus90 | January 12th 12
2.0 poorbraveasanoun | December 15th 11
1.5 very poorKILL | November 28th 11
2.5 averageShatteredWaves | October 29th 11
1.0 awfulCheesesandwich2 | October 19th 11
2.5 averageCrossPollination | October 19th 11
1.0 awfultrue | September 24th 11
1.5 very poorEric Chan | September 2nd 11
1.5 very pooremptyblackbox | August 19th 11
1.0 awfulAttyTude | July 21st 11
2.0 poorRyanWilson | July 21st 11
1.0 awfulWastelander | July 6th 11
1.0 awfulPatroit | July 5th 11
1.0 awfulWar | June 27th 11
1.5 very poorspamming4life | May 29th 11
2.0 poorPostModernJellyfish | May 14th 11
1.5 very poorSuicideVeil90 | April 10th 11
5.0 classicDrEpic4181 | April 5th 11
1.0 awfulMr_Coffee | March 19th 11
1.0 awfulMUFF0STENCH | February 15th 11
2.0 poorCurvely | February 11th 11
1.5 very poorJasonStatham | December 24th 10
1.0 awfulFazyLucker | November 22nd 10
1.0 awfulModdrum | November 5th 10
1.0 awfulMargatroid | October 25th 10
1.0 awfulHomicidalOrange | October 7th 10
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1.0 awfulZoso4 | July 22nd 10
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2.5 averageLOVEMINUSZERO | June 29th 10
1.5 very poorRamos29 | April 7th 10
2.5 averagesylvainmustach | January 30th 10
1.0 awfulorlok | March 26th 09
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2.5 averageMart0001 | January 12th 09
1.0 awfulbugsprite10 | April 25th 08
1.5 very poorSteeed | February 16th 08
2.0 poorJAK1980 | December 4th 07
3.0 goodTheSecretaryofFunk | October 23rd 07
1.5 very poorfauxtrot | October 6th 07

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