Cap'n Jazz   Shmap'n Shmazz
4.3
superb
Ranking: #23 for 1994

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4.5 superbYoung Buck | November 22nd 10

A collection of messy, angst filled songs that make you feel like you're in highschool again... if only highschool was as awesome as this record is

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5.0 classicBrendan Nixon | February 21st 15

one of the best slabs of punk leaning emo ever released. sloppy as hell, emotional as fuck, and surprisingly tight, this album truly is something special. everything i could say has likely already been said, but if i had to leave one thing in it would be this; it makes you feel like a kid again in the best way possible. tim screams, sings, and yelps with immense passion, and his band just emits playfulness. noisy, but somehow tightly wound. as messy as this fucking soundoff.

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3.0 goodTravis Montgomery | June 1st 14

Angsty and Imperfect; just the way classic emo should be. It may just be the fuddy-duddy in me getting older, but it's getting harder and harder to listen to stuff like this. The musicianship is without a doubt top-notch... but ear-retching vocals keep me from really enjoying what the band is trying to put forth. 3.1/5

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