Cap'n Jazz   Shmap'n Shmazz
4.3
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Ranking: #23 for 1994

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4.5 superbYoung Buck | November 22nd 10

A collection of messy, angst filled songs that make you feel like you're in highschool again... if only highschool was as awesome as this record is

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4.0 excellentBritch2tiger | January 25th 16

An emo album w/ great instrumentals but the vocals just come off as punk rock yelling, and can barely understand a single word. That's a difficult compromise for the instrumentations to play so well you don't even care what's being yelled (at least for me personally). This is a fun, but regrettably short, album.

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3.0 goodTravis Montgomery | June 1st 14

Angsty and Imperfect; just the way classic emo should be. It may just be the fuddy-duddy in me getting older, but it's getting harder and harder to listen to stuff like this. The musicianship is without a doubt top-notch... but ear-retching vocals keep me from really enjoying what the band is trying to put forth. 3.1/5

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