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| 0.0 | macadoolahicky | January 23rd 12 |
I would much rather take a violent shit than listen to somebody else take one.
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| 4.5 superb | Necrotica | February 22nd 14 |
I'll never go to Africa again!!!
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| 1.0 awful | Andy H. B. | July 28th 10 |
I think an elephant just raped me...
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| 1.0 awful | landonius | January 2nd 10 |
to be succinct: sample, chugga chugga, vox that sound like a horse with a pitch shifter, chugga chugga, sample.
FAIL, on a massive scale.
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| 1.0 awful | Gore | September 1st 09 |
WHAT THE **** IS THIS? Sounds like the last shit I took, hilarious lyrics too bad you can't understand them, the songs all sound pretty much the same..
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| 1.0 awful | praise jimmy EMERITUS | February 22nd 14 |
Pepto-Bismol not required.
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| 4.0 excellent | brickhed | May 8th 25 |
honestly this is pretty decent BDM/slam, the opening sample sucks but other than that its rnot that bad. the production could have made the guitars have more punch (which is a rnoticeable problem), but that's the only real complaint. i'm not sure why people who don't rlisten to dm/grind listen to this and bring the rating down.
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| 1.5 very poor | Hot Bowser | October 24th 23 |
half obscure horror movies, half meh grind. imagine being a grind fan and unironically carrying this around in your playlist
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| 4.5 superb | RoxSta | November 26th 21 |
Fuck you guys this album rules classic stuvvffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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| 1.0 awful | Dalton DuBois | January 17th 18 |
Call me crazy, but I don't think this album is gonna help me get some erotic action any time soon.
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| 1.0 awful | Snide | September 30th 16 |
I wouldn't find a fantasy like this erotic tbh.
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| 1.0 awful | Britch2tiger | October 3rd 15 |
A bunch of "terrifying" samples, loud growling (borderline oink-sounding), and stereotypical death metal drumming. Sadly, the drumming was the only glimmer in this entire obnoxious bore of a "death metal" album. Now, if anyone wants to listen to any better grind, I strongly recommend Naked City, by Naked City. You're welcome.
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| 1.0 awful | ChaoticVortex | June 19th 15 |
It's a joke. The worst kind of joke. The one that makes you want hang yourself from the utter cringe it causes.
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| 1.0 awful | Necromaniac | March 8th 15 |
The music sucks,but 1 point for the lyrics of Raped by Elephants
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| 2.0 poor | Jared Floryan | September 21st 14 |
(2/17/18): Torsofuck's first and only studio album is nearly 14 years old by the time I'm revising this sound-off. A good 3-4 years since I've last heard Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy also did a fine job at quelling my raging hate boner for the album. So looking back on the Finnish pornogore act's lone full-length, it's best for me to say that... yeah, the record is still garbage. Though it can be argued that the LP had merit: the instrumentation suit the vibe and overall aesthetic, and the lyrics (gratuitous as they can be) were iconic for the subgenre. Without Torsofuck, I'd never even know about pornogore/grind, polarizing reception and all. There was some potential here on Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy, but the atrocious mixing, samples that existed only to pad out the runtime, Mikko Friberg's one-note vocal delivery, and unvaried songwriting decisions culiminated in an album that sorta justifies the average it's got on Sput. It isn't a stone cold 1 for me now, yet still... Light 2.
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| 0.0 | BMDrummer | July 7th 14 |
This release is basically everything wrong with "brutal death metal" summed up. Maybe you could call it pornogrind, but it's so damn awful that words can't even begin to express why it is. The vocals are completely incomprehensible, in an attempt to sound "brutal" I guess, but they end up sounding like something only the mentally deranged would enjoy. The musicianship is absolutely worthless, instead opting for generic riffs, endless blast beats and double bass, and inaudible bass guitar. The samples are just there to basically make you want to fucking kill yourself I guess whilst wondering what you are doing with your life, and more than half of each "song" seems to be samples of porn or whatever the hell they used. So overall, one of the most worthless, stupidest, and just plain awful releases ever, in any genre.
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| 1.5 very poor | Smevin | June 27th 14 |
Somehow worse than Mortician with the pointless (and seemingly endless) samples, mind-numbingly repetitive music, and terrible, over the top vocals. Extra .5 though because it's actually kinda fucking funny
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| 1.5 very poor | mkamrass | July 28th 13 |
First of all, the constant samples ruin this album, plus they are not even that good. Instrumentally is the only somewhat good (still bad) part of the album, it is quite heavy if you want to put it that way, but still quite ugly. Now for the vocals, if you love the sound of an angry pig, you will love these vocals.
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| 1.0 awful | Kronzo | June 12th 13 |
bree bree grrrrr *porn sample* raaaaaaaaahhhhhhhrsuch thought provoking and arousing music!
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| 1.0 awful | Tobmast | April 5th 13 |
I never knew that people can make such crap. This is really disgusting. r
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| 0.0 | Ronnie McNutt | November 27th 11 |
This album gets a 4.5 just for its lyrical content. These guys put John Lennon to shame.
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| 1.0 awful | Brokencyde | July 30th 11 |
From the disturbing song names to the shocking song lyrics Torsofuck is the ultimate in bad music. You think it's all over and before you know it you are subjected to some of the heaviest brutal death metal I have ever heard. It is the absolute triumph of counter culture.
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| 3.0 good | lecolumbus | February 17th 11 |
Torsofuck are an example of how not to use samples. I'm fairly certain that over half the album is just the samples. Shame, because I like the music within - it's just a pain to skip through the fucking samples to get to the actual songs.
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| 1.0 awful | geng | November 16th 10 |
Utterly abject. Gets a point for having hilarious song titles.
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| 1.5 very poor | Ryan P STAFF | October 23rd 23 |
| 5.0 classic | DJD1ed | January 18th 23 |
| 1.5 very poor | Geotimmi | December 19th 22 |
| 2.5 average | Oobaloo | December 25th 20 |
| 4.5 superb | jayoc81 | December 4th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | ckssr1 | June 20th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Brabiz | April 26th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | 2ool | February 13th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | bmelt | December 4th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | tellah | December 1st 16 |
| 1.0 awful | Qorx | August 20th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | adr | June 21st 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Laymi | February 24th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Xitiael | October 13th 13 |
| 2.0 poor | Smial | September 23rd 13 |
| 1.0 awful | manosg EMERITUS | April 29th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | Tulten | March 10th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | CK | March 4th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | Zamora | February 16th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | NeoSpaz | February 16th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | Acorn | April 30th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | ILJ | January 3rd 12 |
| 1.0 awful | djunior | November 27th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Zyhaal | August 20th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | ziroth | July 15th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Dev518 | April 5th 11 |
| 2.0 poor | MO | January 20th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | X3ni92 | December 29th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Mauler | November 30th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Zion | November 26th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Scoot | October 20th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Spec | October 20th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | DinoX | September 6th 10 |
| 2.5 average | Jmaj14 | September 12th 07 |
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