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0.0 | TheGreatQ | March 22nd 14 | Spoiler alert: every single track is a trancecore cover of an Opeth song.
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1.0 awful | i want to mort. | April 17th 14 | this is exactly what my objectivity score desperately needed
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0.0 | YakNips | March 22nd 14 | This is the reason I was born
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0.0 | RyusReborn | April 17th 14 | Well, you can have all these samples because no one will listen to your bullshit
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3.0 good | SmileNerd | July 5th 15 | My favorite website of all time put into album form. And it's beautiful. Sure, it kind of sucks.
rBut I love it for some odd reason. It's an album that was put together by the awesome community
of rSputnik. This album describes Sputnik perfectly. It's diverse, strange, and amateur, but it
rsomehow manages to be one cohesive thing. This album alone is really only a 3/5 at best. But the
rfact that it was all put together by us, it's a 5/5. Even without the fact that this is a Sputnik
ralbum, I love how fucking messy this album is.
Edit: ya nvm this really ain't that good
4 Bumps | Bump |
2.0 poor | Thompson D. Gerhart STAFF | April 22nd 14 | For every track where someone actually tried (and produced something cool, like "Bubbles"), there's 4 where someone recorded themselves trying to yell "Raiders of the Lost Arc" while projectile vomiting. As was expected.
4 Bumps | Bump |
2.5 average | BlacKapes | April 17th 14 | tracks ranked from 0-5 - 1 1.5/5, 2 .5/5, 3 1/5, 4 0/5, 5 1.5/5, 6 1.5/5, 7 3.5/5, 8 2.5/5, 9 2/5, 10 0/5, 11 4/5, 12 3.5/5, 13 2/5, 14 1.5/5, 15 2.5/5, 16 2.5/5, 17 3/5, 18 4/5, 19 4.5/5, 20 3/5, 21 2/5, 22 2.5/5, 23 3.5/5, 24 2.5/5, 25 1.5/5, 26 4/5, 27 1.5/5, 28 2.5/5, 29 3/5, (porn 2.5/5) = 70/150 > ~2.2, skewed from weird ranking (0-5 to 1-5) = 2.6 = ~2.5........... about as good as you would expect
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0.0 | emester | March 23rd 14 | The most charming clusterfuck of sound i've heard in quite a while. While most of the stuff here ranges from passable to just plain fucking garbage, i just enjoyed this trainwreck so much.
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2.0 poor | praise jimmy EMERITUS | March 22nd 14 | Let's come together and find ourselves in the wasteland of life.
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1.5 very poor | TheSupernatural | April 17th 14 | Welcome, ladies and gentlemen (oh who are we kidding, Sputnik is a boys' club), to the audiobook companion of the self-help bestseller, Plebbing for Dummies.
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0.0 | Jom3 | April 14th 14 | @smoke weed
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0.0 | Kman418 | April 17th 14 | fuck this gay earth
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0.0 | BMDrummer | April 14th 14 | it's kind of infamous around here.
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2.0 poor | JS19 | April 26th 15 |
1.5 very poor | Wadlez | April 17th 14 |
1.0 awful | b4s3d | April 17th 14 |
5.0 classic | Vaakum | April 15th 14 |
5.0 classic | eboph | March 31st 14 |
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