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0.0 | Scoot | August 4th 13 | how fucking dumb is that title honestly
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2.2 poor | Deviant. STAFF | August 19th 13 | Props to the engineer and whatever autonomous autobot worked on this, because they've literally stripped every single shred of life out of the instruments. This thing is produced within a fucking inch of its life. Also, gotta love the strings in the opening track - that's some true Michael Bay-esque cock-tugging there, making me think something epic might actually happen. Also we get it, you have a theremin, that doesn't mean you look any less like an idiot when you slap the air around it every 5 seconds
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0.0 | oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick | July 21st 13 | Although it was so brilliantly fine - the blue sky powdered with gold and great spots of light like white wine splashed over the Jardins Publiques - Miss Brill was glad that she had decided on her fur. The air was motionless, but when you opened your mouth there was just a faint chill, like a chill from a glass of iced water before you sip, and now and again a leaf came drifting - from nowhere, from the sky. Miss Brill put up her hand and touched her fur. Dear little thing! It was nice to feel it again. She had taken it out of its box that afternoon, shaken out the moth-powder, given it a good brush, and rubbed the life back into the dim little eyes. "What has been happening to me?" said the sad little eyes. Oh, how sweet it was to see them snap at her again from the red eiderdown! ... But the nose, which was of some black composition, wasn't at all firm. It must have had a knock, somehow. Never mind - a little dab of black sealing-wax when the time came - when it was absolutely necessary ... Little rogue! Yes, she really felt like that about it. Little rogue biting its tail just by her left ear. She could have taken it off and laid it on her lap and stroked it. She felt a tingling in her hands and arms, but that came from walking, she supposed. And when she breathed, something light and sad - no, not sad, exactly - something gentle seemed to move in her bosom.
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0.0 | bloc | August 18th 13 | DID I NOT FUCKING TELL YO-bah, who am I kidding this sucks...
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0.0 | Keira | August 18th 13 | No matter how brilliant her wordplay, the result was the same. Gary's peeny was now erect. It felt like a quality
bar of peeny-scented soap in her hands. Without warning she gave it a swift headbutt, because men liked
that. All men liked that.She could feel her horny levels rising to 30% and her hooha was getting right slimy
with anticipation of participation."Gary, me need sex now inside please." Damn! Melissa thought. I wish there
was a better way to say that!Gary was only too eager to comply. He wrenched his peeny away from Melissa's
grubby paws and thrust inside her hooha with a thunderous orgasm. She was pregnant, but that could be
dealt with in the morning, provided she was still alive."Outstanding stuff, Melanie," Gary chortled. "I know I
could just go to sleep now, but I would like to continue satisfying you, sans peeny.""What in have you mind
eeeeeee?""Just sit back and relax, kitty cat."Melissa did just that , falling back onto the bed and stretching her
"perfect 7" body, eager for Gary's attention. He started working his magic immediately and she felt an all too
familiar heat rising from her breast. Gary was crouched over top and pooping all over her unbelievably
average body."Gary, so stinky.""That's just the poop, baby. Let it just work its magic.""I... I can't see
anything.""that's because you're blind now, Mildred."
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4.0 excellent | Ineedabettername | July 29th 13 | So far, it doesn't sound as good as The Discovery, but it sounds great.
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0.0 | Spag | July 21st 13 | I like Yesterday They Alived Dead better....................
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2.0 poor | ILJ | August 4th 13 | i can't stand it when bands name their tracks with psuedo-intellectual titles and then the lyrics have nil to do with it.
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1.5 very poor | pyroflare77 | July 28th 13 | Listening to the album preview shows that these guys have the potential to write some decent songs. That potential is not realized on this album.
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3.5 great | Duckman118 | August 19th 13 | Don't be fooled by the first two singles, this album isn't that bad. "Illusionist" might be one of the catchiest tracks BOO has ever written.
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2.0 poor | SaviourSarcasm | August 20th 13 | Tomorrow We Die Alive is an album full of Point A's that never really reach any true Point B's. Amongst an excessive amount of generic chugs and stagnant structures, BoO's identity is not lost, but their ability as musicians only appears in brief spurts. Between the newly applied, Chester Bennington-esque vocal style of their keyboardist/co-vocalist and boxed-in, simple skeleton arrangements, one has to wonder why Born Of Osiris would ever swap their skills as songwriters for a streamlined collection of B-sides that want to be singles.
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0.0 | Julianna Reed EMERITUS | August 19th 13 | "So much poor execution on this album. It's like they said "hey let's take everything that we made work on The
Discovery and turn it to shit."" Except a lot of things on The Discovery didn't work too well
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1.0 awful | DeadGuy | August 19th 13 | Holy shit they just became the founding fathers of the worst genre ever created lol
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3.5 great | MalConstant | August 19th 13 | The Discovery part 2 this is not, however, it's still a good album. This band needs a great
lead guitarist to take them to another level. Illusionist is a sweet track.
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1.5 very poor | Manqaness24 | August 4th 13 | This is beyond generic, the first song proved me first on this. I expect this will be the slump they will have.
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2.5 average | Deuce8311 | July 29th 14 | One of the most talented around, the band should and could have done so much more with this release. After releasing such an amazing album in The Discovery, Born of Osiris really need to take the advice of the lyrics in "Machine", and take a look at themselves to ask what went wrong. Maybe they let the fame go to their head and got careless, or maybe the lack of guitarist Jason Richardson on this album is what pushed them to focus more on the synthesizers. Whatever the case, hopefully Born of Osiris will find their way back on the path that lead to their Ascension. Tomorrow We Die Alive was not awful, but by releasing it Born of Osiris falls into a category I never would have fathomed they would: average.
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2.0 poor | noconflictbanana | October 28th 13 | wtf how can you do this to us after putting out something as friggin awesome as The Discovery?
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2.0 poor | SIMBOLIC | July 28th 13 | pyroflare77 logicr>hear album preview oncer>fair enough to rate entire fucking album
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0.0 | Sharpside | July 16th 13 | I don't know... I think they could have come up with a better title. This just one just seems out of place. There's no "The" to be find. I'm disturbed by this.
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2.0 poor | NarlusKing123 | August 22nd 22 | I've tried coming back to this record a few times, and every time it is increasingly underwhelming compared to The Discovery. Just generic breakdown, with the overuse of synths to try and improve consistently poor songwriting. I know these guys are talented and Jason Richardson wasn't the driving force of the band, but it is hard to look past in massive downgrade in the bands creativity. Was a 3 when I was 16, but time has slowly turned this is a 2.
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2.5 average | Barksdale | June 7th 22 | Best Tracks: Machine, Absolution, Imaginary Condition, Source Field.
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2.0 poor | XSebbyMcMuffinX | October 7th 21 | "Tomorrow We Die Alive" a.k.a. "Tomorrow We OD on Coke." Seriously though, the lyrics aren't awful, but this really doesn't go anywhere. Every track makes me want to skim through to get to the big change that never comes. Not enough tension between parts.
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2.0 poor | monocaust | June 14th 19 | why ?re they using this ?s an A. Godd ?mn it's so ?nnoying. Anyway the album's like if you fed previous BoO albums into a machine and it procedurally generated the songs for you
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2.5 average | Have you tried jamming Helcaraxe? CONTRIBUTOR | August 28th 16 | I dont find myself hating this album like a lot of critics seem to. I actually think there is some pretty stellar synthesizer and the archepeggios are really great even if they are slightly overused. Although beyond that its can be summed up as a big djent cliche in all honesty.
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2.5 average | Andrewhickman28 | August 8th 15 | This was pretty bad. There are two songs off this album I can bare to listen to.
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2.0 poor | KeeneIsGod | August 16th 14 | Aeon lll, Absolution and The Origin are decent songs. Rest is uninspired chugging and sweeps. Big disappointment for me was how they now use the keys to create leads instead of more atmosphere like parts from A Higher Place. r
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3.5 great | kidthatplaysguitar91 | July 13th 14 | For the first few months, I was SO angry at this album, because it didn't live up to my expectations at all. However, over time it has developed a special place in my heart, and has some of my favorite BOO songs. Its not as progressive and evolved as i'd like, but some of the songs are just SO badass.
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0.0 | DarknessPrevails | May 6th 14 | It may be a step back from The Discovery, but Tomorrow We Die Alive is a catchy, ambient deathcore release that shows Born of Osiris' experimentation side. Some may complain about the emphasis on the keyboard elements and the use of open note chugs, but Tomorrow We Die Alive still shows the BOO's ability to create catchy, heavy, and well written tunes.
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3.5 great | MaxDevious | September 23rd 13 | If I didn't happen to really like BOO's style to begin with this would get a 2.5. There are some great moments but the uninspired-sounding stuff between them loses my attention.
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4.0 excellent | Epictemptation | August 30th 13 | First album I've listen to from them, I love the diverse approach.
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3.0 good | Voivod STAFF | August 29th 13 | The mixing of deathcore with electronic music is intriguing, but as the album progresses temporally, the whole thing becomes repetitive.
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2.5 average | InFiction | August 20th 13 | It's not terrible, but you might as well just listen to The Discovery.
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4.5 superb | TheFourthCircle25 | August 20th 13 | A step back from The Discovery for sure, but that doesn't stop it from being a pretty awesome release. While the album is more simplistic than its predecessor, it still contains the elements that make BoO one of my favorite bands. There are some great riffs, catchy songwriting, and great electronic work. I love it, despite what others say about it.
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3.5 great | voiceofresistance | August 19th 13 | Vocals improved more than expected. and Lee stepped it up on this album, theres some groovy A Higher Place-esque riffs in the second half of the album, and with Joe Buras tossing in some uplifting, ambient, and even dark synth makes for a ridiculously fun listen. The drums are top notch and definitely Cams best to date. The bass is audible so thats a plus. Only downfalls are the clean vocals, it completely fucks up the song vibe. And its relatively short, I was hoping for something a bit longer. lol I hope theres some bonus tracks eventually
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3.0 good | VanFullOfSpooks | August 19th 13 | The 2 singles they released are indeed very generic and makes me question why they chose to rrelease those 2 songs to promote the album but do not be fooled, this is a good album. While rit is no where near the level of The Discovery, it is still a great album on it's own with rsome really good songs. The song "Illusionist" is an example of a good song on the album rthat also has a Within The Ruins "feel" to it. If they had another guitarist to include more rsolos I would of given this a 4.
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3.0 good | DarthHideous1 | August 19th 13 | I'm enjoying this a lot, will be played consistently for next month or so.
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2.0 poor | Starchild2242 | August 19th 13 | This is bad, especially compared to The Discovery which was superb imo. Generic deathcore filled with way too much synth and no real songwriting
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2.0 poor | Durrzo | August 18th 13 | So much poor execution on this album. It's like they said "hey let's take everything that we made work on The Discovery and turn it to shit."
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3.0 good | Sharpyyy | August 9th 13 | Getting excited! hope it's as good as The Discovery
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2.5 average | memnite | November 13th 22 |
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2.5 average | xlev | August 25th 21 |
2.5 average | V3XED | March 19th 21 |
2.5 average | Harlz | March 2nd 21 |
2.0 poor | Skiiddz | September 25th 20 |
3.5 great | Leeb890 | September 24th 20 |
3.0 good | Crayak | March 15th 20 |
3.0 good | kodama | October 18th 19 |
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4.0 excellent | madtwoo | January 11th 19 |
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1.0 awful | Elynna | January 30th 18 |
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2.5 average | DAKODA | January 31st 14 |
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3.5 great | Cryio | September 24th 13 |
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3.3 great | Trey STAFF | August 23rd 13 |
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1.5 very poor | Gnome7 | August 21st 13 |
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