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| 4.0 excellent | Dotcommy | March 17th 10 |
Everyone here is just afraid to admit they like this.
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| 5.0 classic | BlondeGuardian | October 19th 20 |
Yes, it's a singles album. Who gives a shit? The singles are stone cold CLASSICS.
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| 2.5 average | Jared Floryan | June 30th 15 |
Wrapping plastic was so fantastic - back in the 1990s, that is. Nowadays, as you look back on the Eurodance hit that was "Barbie Girl", the listeners whom devote their lives to goodness gracious cynicism as well as the animals living in the nearest forest begin to realize that life was really never their creation. Aqua's debut studio record is about as cartoonish and vapid as your average high school girl who just recently experimented with ecstasy. The cheesiness throughout Aquarium barely lets up for even a second and there's a shit ton of recycled melodies which become rather apparent during the album's second half. However, be that as it may, this is still fairly memorable (not for all of the best reasons, though) while the female vocals from Lene Nystrom are actually solid so long as she doesn't force that whine of hers down our earholes. Her chemistry with Rene Dif is pretty darn questionable, by the way, and I can't in any way describe how awkward it is due to the amount of narm that's already swallowed my essence right about now.
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| 3.0 good | SsPpAaMm | August 3rd 14 |
I have to give it a 3. I am a bit biased though and the album has aged a little. If I wanted to be fair I would give the album 2.5 but you can't always be fair in life. I give the album a 3 because my wife and I bought the album when we just got married and listened to it quite a bit. We enjoyed it a lot. Here is what I will do: The album scores a 2.75 and I am rounding up. Just keep in mind at least .25 of my score is probably biased nostalgia.
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| 2.0 poor | Powerban | January 14th 10 |
I'm a barbie gurrrll, in a barbie worrrrlld! You can brush my hair, undress me everywheerrrre!!
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| 2.5 average | samthebassman | May 12th 07 |
Wow, this was one of the first albums that I ever bought I when I got it, it was all I listened too. It's hard to figure out now what I liked so much about it then but I guess that is one of the mysteries of time. A fun album, that when put in perspective isnt bad.
Dr.Jones, Dr.Jones Wake Up Now!
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| 2.5 average | j008 | July 23rd 23 |
| 2.0 poor | chwe | January 24th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Sarah | March 23rd 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | NateMa | December 13th 18 |
| 3.5 great | TwigTW | April 24th 18 |
| 3.0 good | Tom Read CONTRIBUTOR | February 24th 18 |
| 3.5 great | Rayas | July 27th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Faenrir | September 13th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | BHAR | February 29th 16 |
| 2.5 average | Pels0 | May 25th 15 |
| 3.0 good | JSJC | September 13th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | Mandroxa | November 25th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | CeeBone | September 30th 13 |
| 2.5 average | WheDie | April 20th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | Mazerus | March 12th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Foaming | February 4th 13 |
| 3.5 great | chayka | December 5th 12 |
| 3.0 good | iglu | May 20th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | Acorn | May 13th 12 |
| 2.0 poor | virpi | February 26th 12 |
| 3.0 good | Sconza | February 12th 12 |
| 2.5 average | Smevin | August 23rd 11 |
| 4.5 superb | stfrnz | August 17th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Aids | June 9th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | Kewpie | April 10th 11 |
| 3.5 great | Gelade | September 3rd 09 |
| 3.0 good | Poet | February 21st 08 |
| 1.5 very poor | Hewitt | December 9th 07 |
| 2.5 average | Windows | November 16th 07 |
| 3.0 good | Gabwr1 | August 19th 07 |
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