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0.0 | Scoot | July 26th 13 | this band is the reason fat people exist
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0.0 | breakingthefragile | July 26th 13 | mother fuckers leaked shit. bomb it out. probably gonna be check
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2.5 average | dcousins73 | July 30th 13 | I liked six songs, and HATED 5. The alternate duet versions were better on 2 out of 3. Not even Max C. could save that godawful "I.M Sin", oy. And I personally loved American Capitalist. This feels like regression. My full review will be on my blog later, and I'll be back to share it with you all.
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2.0 poor | Ossacip Olbap | September 19th 23 | imagine being these guys unironically bellowing youre a fucking poseur lmao. anyway catchalong nude rock songs with me having to admit i can still get into title
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2.0 poor | Jared Floryan | May 1st 15 | Do you really want me to describe in great detail just how terribly unamusing and painfully generic The Wrong of Heaven and the Righteous Side of Hell is? The album's (Vol. 1, to be exact) cover art - which is honestly the best part about this offering - will already have you acknowledging just how predictable hard rock apes Five Finger Death Punch are. If they concentrated less on that hulking bodybuilder-like image they're trying to maintain oh so much and focused more on aiming to become better songwriters, 5FDP wouldn't be the butt of many jokes, I guess. Whilst The Wrong Side of Heaven... does contain a few genuinely cool tracks, with a bit of an emphasis on that f-word there, the rest is all a crock of shit you'd hear at a testosterone-filled professional wrestling match with the most bloodthirsty, annoying crowd ever imagined.
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2.0 poor | RedHorizon | August 9th 13 | What happened? Ok, I was never a big 5FDP fan, but their first two albums were pretty damn good nonetheless. American Capitalist was average at best. Now, we have this... i really do not know what to say. It sounds like Metallica trying to sound hip and cool again whilst trying to incorporate hardcore in their music.
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2.0 poor | maninthebox | July 31st 13 | I don't want to say that these guys are one of the big problems with modern commercial metal, but lets just say that if they just disappeared entirely the metal scene would seem a lot less sophomoric, generic, and all around less cliched to the popular eye. Basically this album is made up of two different types of songs the cringe worthy "come at me bro" style of angry just for the sake of being angry and the slightly less cringe worthy but still boring as fuck ballad. Also these fucking lyrics...I mean "Burn Mother Fucker Burn"..are you serious Mr. Moody? Some of the guitar riffs and solos are good and it makes certain songs not half bad like the title track, other than that hopefully this commercial piece of garbage fades away real fucking soon.
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1.0 awful | TheSupernatural | July 30th 13 | This what the skit at the end of Deftones' Pink Cellphone sounds like when made into a full album. Inaudible bass, uninspired drumming, mediocre chugging and riffing on guitar, and some of the most pretentious of vocals on the planet. As for the lyrics: more vague than Breaking Benjamin, more cliche than Nickelback.
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4.0 excellent | MegaJake1024 | July 26th 13 | shit leaked mother fuckers. check it out. probably gonna be bombrListened fully through twice. Its bomb. If they altered their verse chorus verse chorus solo chorus formula rmore often, it might be a 4.5. Each time they do, its very refreshing. Top tracks are Watch You Bleed, Wrong rSide of Heaven, Anywhere but Here, M.I.N.E, and Dot Your Eyes. Way better than the subpar American rCapitalist and is easily the best material they've done. Very excited for vol. 2.
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1.5 very poor | teo | February 9th 24 |
4.5 superb | Beau | October 6th 23 |
2.5 average | Dogie | September 19th 23 |
4.0 excellent | Halkjaer | February 23rd 23 |
2.0 poor | kodama | October 7th 22 |
2.0 poor | Djokoll | September 14th 22 |
3.5 great | Matty CONTRIBUTOR | June 11th 22 |
2.0 poor | NBHC | June 8th 22 |
2.5 average | AGC | May 30th 22 |
1.5 very poor | Halez | November 6th 21 |
3.5 great | jc3494 | March 23rd 21 |
2.5 average | CHINDI | February 19th 21 |
2.5 average | Hehe | December 14th 20 |
2.0 poor | Brabiz | October 19th 20 |
2.0 poor | Sowing STAFF | October 15th 20 |
1.0 awful | Skiiddz | September 27th 20 |
1.5 very poor | AriDoe | February 29th 20 |
2.5 average | s0nicx | February 28th 20 |
2.0 poor | Sarah | February 28th 20 |
2.0 poor | ICDD | February 23rd 20 |
3.0 good | Delre57 | September 19th 19 |
2.5 average | tuacafb | August 20th 19 |
2.0 poor | josh | June 10th 19 |
1.0 awful | Oof | December 25th 18 |
3.0 good | MAN0 | December 18th 18 |
3.0 good | Josh | September 22nd 18 |
2.5 average | heck | August 20th 18 |
1.0 awful | Elynna | March 5th 18 |
3.5 great | Nan | February 8th 18 |
1.0 awful | Fear | December 30th 17 |
1.0 awful | DragonM | September 19th 17 |
2.5 average | Mikpol | August 7th 17 |
2.5 average | TheGuy | July 10th 17 |
3.5 great | NickRF | April 21st 17 |
1.0 awful | Spec | March 23rd 17 |
4.0 excellent | mel23 | February 18th 17 |
1.5 very poor | chanson | February 10th 17 |
1.0 awful | Brandon | December 30th 16 |
1.5 very poor | Emim | December 12th 16 |
3.5 great | JJBSS | September 28th 16 |
1.5 very poor | old | September 27th 16 |
2.5 average | DaveD | August 18th 16 |
2.5 average | yairfg | June 20th 16 |
2.5 average | Shamus248 CONTRIBUTOR | April 24th 16 |
2.0 poor | Leymon | February 23rd 16 |
2.0 poor | 8genre | January 5th 16 |
1.5 very poor | gilly | December 14th 15 |
5.0 classic | Ssb73 | November 10th 15 |
2.5 average | knutan | October 12th 15 |
2.5 average | ATTA | September 17th 15 |
2.0 poor | Sapee | August 25th 15 |
4.0 excellent | manu8a | August 3rd 15 |
1.5 very poor | Froot | July 26th 15 |
4.5 superb | cubby | July 9th 15 |
1.0 awful | trvvve | April 29th 15 |
1.5 very poor | Abraxas | March 18th 15 |
1.5 very poor | Runeii | February 20th 15 |
2.5 average | Flave | January 8th 15 |
1.0 awful | trve | November 13th 14 |
1.0 awful | Nud | October 27th 14 |
2.5 average | tiberk | October 22nd 14 |
2.5 average | GSMC96 | October 4th 14 |
2.5 average | jaksnow | September 15th 14 |
3.5 great | Mazza | June 22nd 14 |
1.5 very poor | ngk44 | April 25th 14 |
4.0 excellent | kornass | March 31st 14 |
1.5 very poor | Ayeohh | February 16th 14 |
3.5 great | th3worm | February 14th 14 |
1.0 awful | gas83 | January 5th 14 |
2.5 average | Mesm277 | December 26th 13 |
2.0 poor | Xav | December 2nd 13 |
4.0 excellent | Hunter25 | November 21st 13 |
3.5 great | lv426 | August 9th 13 |
4.0 excellent | Sina0s | August 9th 13 |
1.5 very poor | NeoSpaz | August 1st 13 |
4.0 excellent | Dirk32 | July 31st 13 |
1.5 very poor | Minus. | July 27th 13 |
5.0 classic | ciaui | July 26th 13 |
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