|4.5 superb||fox | February 9th 13|
Stingray 5000, long considered to be one of the most vital contributors to nautical death metal in the 1980's, deliver some of the most brutal underwater slam jams since BTBAM
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|2.5 average||madly in anger with you | February 9th 13|
Despite his first outing showing a great degree of promise, this effort comes off as lazy. Rather than building upon his estabilished fusion of country and death metal, Stingray appears to have sold out. The lead single "Pearls For Her" is anything but trve and lacks the bestial bro0tality of "Crushed by Crusteceans". There is hope for this young rockstar yet, but with this release that glimmering light is hidden underneath a drive for fame and young wet stingrayettes.
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|0.0 ||oltnabrick | February 9th 13|
RIP FRANZ, RIP FRANZ, RIP FRANZ, RIP FRANZ. You will be missed Franz.
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|0.0 ||meat | February 9th 13|
lol more like stingay 5000 dicks
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|4.0 excellent||pissbore | February 9th 13|
swee. great album you said, i listen and find the saME. have a pos', thx
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|0.0 ||Jack Mancuso | February 15th 13|
THESE GUYS ROCK! Why would anybody throw this away?
|0.0 ||dammets | February 10th 13|
omg someone please review this
|0.0 ||tsun tsun | February 9th 13|
this is a 5. I mean, do you even like metal???
|0.0 ||Chortles | February 9th 13|
Dreadful just DREADFUL!! If you're looking for sweet Bikini Bottom jams, just watch the Spongebob marching band episode rather than subject your ears to this insufferable beatdown of entirely anti whiz-bang songs
|0.0 ||Kyle Mangione-Smith | February 9th 13|
it's good i guess but it needs more breakdowns and then it would be like woah
|0.0 ||J.H. | February 9th 13|
I checked the track listing for this album and divine intervention granted me the grandest of revelations and now I am dedicating my life to the glory that is death metal thanks for the inspiration Stingray 5000 you're work is immaculate