| 2.0 poor | SowingSeason STAFF | October 23rd 12 |
Dearest Taylor,
The past six years have been some of the best of my life. I remember the first time we met, when your unbridled optimism and fairytale-studded themes of love serenaded my ears. I never liked country artists before, but for some reason you were different. Sure, it took me some time to warm up to the idea, but unlike the other farmer's daughter types out there, I could relate to what you were saying. Heartbreak, relationship drama, and hopeless romanticism all appealed to me more than John Deer tractors and chicken coops. Your voice was a symbol of all that is naive and innocent, something that meant a lot to a guy who could never seem to get the timing right in his own love life. One simple, genuine song after another, you eventually won me over.
SO WHY DID YOU HAVE TO START SHAGGING 6 GUYS A YEAR AND MAKING SHITTY DUBSTEP SONGS ABOUT THEM
Oh God I'm sorry please don't write a song about me
/ we're over
15 Bumps | Bump |
| 0.0 | Jacob Royal STAFF | October 16th 12 |
Dubstep-tinged experimentation aside, damn T-Swizzy you look hawt as hell here. If Sowing's letting you go, then you can join me and we can get pumped over the new Dillinger album 2gether m/
10 Bumps | Bump |
| 2.0 poor | Scott Krasman | October 17th 12 |
not even that attractive plus shit music
7 Bumps | Bump |
| 2.0 poor | J. Ponton EMERITUS | October 22nd 12 |
bump if you would bone
6 Bumps | Bump |
| 0.0 | Adam Downer STAFF | January 9th 13 |
hey sowing who gives a fuck how many dudes taylor swift shags i mean really
sincerely someone who doesnt care for taysway
5 Bumps | Bump |
| 3.5 great | Brendan Schroer CONTRIBUTOR | October 18th 12 |
Well Omaha, I guess you called fucking dibs this time... bastard >:[
4 Bumps | Bump |
| 4.5 superb | muddysquirrel | October 18th 12 |
Her best one yet. Nicely eclectic and experimental.
3 Bumps | Bump |
| 3.0 good | Nathan Flynn CONTRIBUTOR | October 17th 12 |
Damn guys, I've wanted Taylor Swift since I was in 9th grade. Get in the back of the line; knowing Taylor, we'll all have a chance to muddle with her within 6 months.
2 Bumps | Bump |
| 3.0 good | G.M.B. | October 18th 12 |
Taylor presents to us a fantastic example of a frustratingly inconsistent record.
1 Bumps | Bump |
| 0.0 | For Bitchfork | October 16th 12 |
Shut up chimp. I remember.... It was 10 years ago. Me and Taylor having sex on the back of my Chevy. She screamin' like crazy
1 Bumps | Bump |
| 5.0 classic | retrodip | February 4th 13 |
Great album all the way through. It has to be my favorite Taylor Swift album to date. There is a little bit of everything on Red, as Swift displays some versatility. Possibly album of the year.
Bump |
| 1.0 awful | Aaron LaClair | January 29th 13 |
I will never understand the love for this singer, this record is far from country, more like pre-tween pop. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard and the songwriting, being catchy, only turns out to be a negative, as overexposure is enough to send a perfectly sane person to the looney bin for life
Bump |
| 2.5 average | brnnnfrrll073 | January 22nd 13 |
I Knew You Were Trouble is the pop single of the decade thus far. And even with the "dress up like hiiiip-stuuuurs" line, 22 is great. Rest of the album is pretty alright.
Bump |
| 3.5 great | Adrian Hertzberg CONTRIBUTOR | January 9th 13 |
worst soundoff page ever, I hate you all so much
Bump |
| 3.0 good | doug | November 28th 12 |
isnt she 23 now? so that song is like relevant for never ever getting back together
Bump |
| 1.0 awful | Scamp4553 | November 11th 12 |
Of fucking course it is going to be a piss-poor droning album. I'm actually angry that Taylor Swift is getting more success than the female artists from the 90's, such as Shania Twain, Whitney Houston, and Madonna. Seriously, why in all Hell are we giving Taylor Swift success? We should not be giving any success to a whiny slut who only whines about the love triangle and the fact that she can't get a boyfriend because she realizes she's such a fucking bitch. I vow to have her quit her career and have her give her success to someone actually WORTHY of it, such as Kacey Musgraves or Adele.
Bump |
| 4.0 excellent | AlienatedFan | October 25th 12 |
State of Grace: Enjoyable, nice drums.
Red: One of the actual Taylor Swift's songs here. And the best.
Treacherous: Underwhelming.
I Knew You Were Trouble: Catchy chorus, weak verses
All Too Well: Well written, well performed.
22: Surprising.
I Almost Do: "Back to December" without the great hook
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together:Guilty,guilty pleasure
Stay, Stay, Stay: Shouldn't have stayed in this album
The Last Time:Interesting.rHoly Ground: Unnecessary.
Sad Beautiful Tragic: and Boring
The Lucky One: Atlas Sound-like drumming.
Everything Has Changed: Sounds like A Disney duet
Starlight: A highlight
Begin Again: Great reminder of the Fearless era.
Bump |
| 0.0 | CockKnife69 | October 18th 12 |
Wait, Gian, she would be fucking 12! Dafuq is this shit???
Bump |
| 1.5 very poor | LPFTW | June 17th 13 |
| 3.0 good | Chris | June 15th 13 |
| 3.5 great | rob g | May 5th 13 |
| 2.0 poor | treeqt | April 21st 13 |
| 2.5 average | goguey | April 18th 13 |
| 2.5 average | vali28 | April 15th 13 |
| 3.0 good | Jovis | April 10th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Aladin | April 5th 13 |
| 3.5 great | Lyme | March 16th 13 |
| 2.5 average | Trajan | February 23rd 13 |
| 2.5 average | Tyler G | February 17th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | Tobi | February 11th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | KUBT | February 3rd 13 |
| 2.0 poor | paulxc | February 1st 13 |
| 2.0 poor | Lyzak | January 24th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | artrock | January 14th 13 |
| 3.0 good | Eric | January 9th 13 |
| 3.5 great | Mojito | December 27th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Vyndax | December 24th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Coast | December 23rd 12 |
| 3.5 great | Hoppip | December 23rd 12 |
| 2.5 average | jday | December 14th 12 |
| 3.5 great | TrstN01 | December 12th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | maddin | December 12th 12 |
| 1.5 very poor | menawati | November 23rd 12 |
| 2.5 average | Ronen | November 11th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | bloodah | November 10th 12 |
| 3.5 great | Moraff | November 10th 12 |
| 1.5 very poor | MTTS | November 8th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | ysgar | November 8th 12 |
| 1.5 very poor | Dunpeal | November 5th 12 |
| 1.5 very poor | cm7com | October 28th 12 |
| 1.5 very poor | Nrap | October 28th 12 |
| 2.0 poor | Aggreg | October 26th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Solisis | October 25th 12 |
| 1.5 very poor | tamaron | October 25th 12 |
| 3.5 great | M72 | October 25th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | zxlkho | October 25th 12 |
| 3.0 good | Troggy | October 24th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | chayka | October 24th 12 |
| 3.5 great | joitp | October 23rd 12 |
| 3.0 good | fox | October 22nd 12 |
| 3.0 good | Rudy K. STAFF | October 22nd 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | F177 | October 20th 12 |
| 2.5 average | kman123 | October 20th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Conrad Tao EMERITUS | October 19th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | kroglor | October 18th 12 |
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