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User
Reviews 26
Approval 86%
Soundoffs 100
News Articles 1
Band Edits + Tags 5
Album Edits 20
Album Ratings 204
Objectivity 62%
Last Active 01-01-70 12:00 am
Joined 01-01-70
Review Comments 1,485
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 | MOP IT UP YOURSELF BTICH
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 | SkaCali baby can you get me this for christmas?? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/11253203/Frenchman-develops-pills-to-make-flatulence-smell-of-roses.html?utm_content=buffer0f060
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| SkaCali but hey if you like post rock check this super cool underground band called godspeed you black emperor LMAO
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| SkaCali "Beautiful stuff, great for meditating or relaxing" lmao never saw you as a meditation guy tbh ,ive been meditating for a while now mainly to improve my flexibility cuz i always wanted to suck my own dick , unfortunaly so far no sucess but ill get there
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| SkaCali still a better favorite band section than yours HA
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| SkaCali if mondays were shoes theyd be crocs amirite LMAO
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| SkaCali tbh with you she could be dead or be getting gangbanged in her dorm on the daily or ****ing starring on a bukake porno called "blacks on white" in taiwan and i wouldnt know tbh
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| SkaCali Deep house nice! I like that s*** we should meet up and ****.
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| SkaCali its bo time! LMAO wtf i never ate bojangles ehehehhhhah prolly explains why im a sexy and fit european and youre a fat disgusting chicken stained american ROFL
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| SkaCali L M A O nice one ray ray (ROFL) Yo could you link me that profile pic you had a while ago ,that one where there was a dude hanging on the wall and s***tin at the same time LOOOL amazing pic. i wanna post it on my fb page tbh
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| SkaCali your new profile pic is a little underwhelming tbh you can do better braj
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| SkaCali sounds hot tbh LMAO, but real talk tho my go to pick up line is always "wow! are those real?" and you know i be smashin mad puss on the daily ROFL oh and btw i know we only communicate on the internet but you sure make my software turn into hardware L M A O
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| SkaCali you didnt answer my question so im just gonna take it as a yes and btw are you a parking ticket? cause youve got fine written all over you LMAO
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| SkaCali hey i was just here studyding e-marketing and for some reason i wondered if youve ever seen wills dick ? and if you did is it bigger than yours tbh? also whats with his obsession of smearing cheese on peoples butts? LMAO pls respond
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 | Pestiferous DAMMIT BUT FIRST EEYEEEE'D LIKE YOU TO SHAVE YOUR PUBIC HAIRS BEFORE YOU DO THAT TO MY EYEBALLS EVERY NIGHT WAH I DONT WANT s*** BOOGERS IN MY EYE THE NEXT MORNING NAAOOOWWW QUIT TELLING ASSCO THOSE LIES YEAH DO YOU EVERRRR, SMEAR CHEESE UP ON MY ASS, THINKING ABOUT YER s***
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| SkaCali oh hey im listening to RHCP for the 1st time, wish me luck, also i love youe new profile pic , youre gonna have a hard time topping that one tbh
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| SkaCali you might be the 1st black person to ever listen to underoath LMAO
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 | Itchybutts hey baby any sexy plans for halloween tonight? and dont you dare telling me im gonna be watching you play team asstress all night again and not get any action huuuuuuuuuuwuwuw just pull it out for me b-broo
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| Itchybutts ALSO ban'd again , so i guess youre gonna have to flirt with me through this alt ;)))))))
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| Itchybutts whish one dawg? the one not into SEXY foreskin?? nah , she really wasnt into that fact that im not cut, jewish and cheap LMAOO
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 | itchybutthole bitches be like "eww foreskin is gross" BITCH YOU EVER LOOK AT YOUR ****IN GOOCH PUSSIES ARE SO NASTY LOOKIN YOU GOT SOME STUPIDASS UNGROWN DICK THAT U CALL A "CLIT" AND THEN U GOT SOME NASTYASS FLAPPY SKIN THAT ACTS LIKE A PUSSY CURTAIN AND U THINK FORESKIN IS GROSS ???????????? SMH
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| Pestiferous OH MY ****IGN FART ZEEJERS DAMMIT AT LEAST I COULD ACTUALLY GET UP FROM MY SMELLY CHAIR WITH A HLE I FARTD IN IT
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| Pestiferous DAMIT I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE SMELLY s*** STAINS ON YOUR BEDROOM CARPET THAT GOT PUT THERE BECAUSE YOU COULDNT LEAVE YOUR GAMES FOR ONE MOMENT TO TAKE A s*** AND YOU WERE FORCED TO DO IT RIGHT THERE AND PLAY THE FART NOISES OVER YOUR HEADSET IN AN ATTEMPT TO CALL ALL s*** EATERS TO THE PARTY AND FURIOUSLY STROKE EACHOTHERS ASSHOLES UNTIL YOU ALL s*** LOGS AGAIN INSTEAD OF CHUNKS
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| Pestiferous ****ING ASS DAMMIT IT'S THE RADIO NOT ME DAMMIT IT'S NOT UP TO ME YEAH YEAH IT'S NOT UP TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DAMMIT STICK AN ICELANDIC SNOWFLAKE IN MY LAST EFF EMM ARE EMM EFF EMM ARE EM EFF EM EFF EFF EM EFF EFF EM CRACK AND CALL IT A BJORK SESSION THAT IM GOING ON NOW WHILE I STUDY THIS ASS MATH ****ET
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| Pestiferous UHHHHHMMMM GOD DAMMIT NO NO I I HAVE TO SEE YOUR HAIRY TOES ON YOUR SKEETBOARD AGAIN I WILL ****ING STICK A SAND CASTLE INTO YOUR PS4 OVER SKYPE WAH CAN WE DO THAT TONIGHT????
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| itchybutthole oh hey sup just the mannn i wanted to see , brothhaaaa i asked my girl if we could try some fetishes and like get kinda crazy in the bedroom ya feel me , i told her i wanted to try felching, the dirty sanchez and also she going ass to mouth (eheh), she said we could try just one of them , so i was wondering whish one should we go for?!!?! thanks in advance :~)
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| Pestiferous GOD DAMMIT YOU KNOW AS DICK WELL AS I DO THAT THANKS TO THE **** FACT THAT I NO LONGA' HAVE TO STICK COLLEGE ADVICE MODULES FROM SDV INTO MY ASSCRACK THAT I JUST GO HOME FROM NOW ON AFTER LEARNING HOW TO APPRECIATE VARIOUS TYPES OF s*** s*** BUT ZOOOOOOO DAMMIT WHAT THE **** IS THAT MAN DOING IN YOUR ASS PICTA DAMMIT IS HE SAYING............................................WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAH WOULDA YA LOOK AT THAT ASSCRACK?
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| Itchybutts http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ObGZXfA5sh watch out boiiii im cumming to get yooo asss
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 | DAMMIT NAOOOOW THAT IVE FINISHED THE CAUSE-EFFECT ESSAY OF WHAT CAUSED MY s*** TO APPEAR PURPLE THIS MORNING AFTER I WAS PARALYZED IN MY SLEEP BECAUSE A SHADOWY JOM WAS HOVERING OVER MY FOOT HAIRS AND WHISPERING TO ME DAMMIT I THINK I SHOULD TELL YOU WHY I WAS LATE TO CLASS WAH ITS BECUASE I WE ONLY HAD ONE PARAs*** AND I WAS FORCED TO TIE JOSH'S PUBIC HAAIIRRSS TO MY ANAL HAIAAIIRRSS AND HAD TO JUMP INTO THE OCEAN AND SWIM TWO BILLION MILES WITH SEXY TUUUUUUUUUUUNA HAIRS WATE OUR DICKSLITS WAH
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 | DAMMIT I DONT WANT TO BE FORCED TO FEAST ON MY OWN TOE HAAIIRRSSS DAMMIT THATS MY GIFT TO THE ALIEN WORM COCK....WORMCOCKS THAT IM VISITING WITH SEXY SLIMY BELLYBUTTON CHAIRS MAAEEEHEHEHEHDE FROM ART SHOW IPOD TOUCH SLANDER DICK MICHAEL NATHAN DICK s***ELIUS ASSFORD HAAIRIRRISISS WAH I JUST WANT TO FART OUT CLOADS THAT LOOK LIKE NATHAN s***TIUS
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| YORDOH MY ****ING NOSE FART BLOWING FARZJIGGLY COCAINE HAAIIRRSS MAAAEEEEEDE FROM COCAINE, PSYCHO, GROUPIE, CRAZY, PYSHOCHGROUPIE COCANIE COO NAAOOOOOW ARE YOU GOING TO TURBO FART INTO THESE WATER BALLOONS SO WE CAN STRAP THEM TO MY NIPPLE HAAIIRRRRSS AND ALLOW ME TO FLOAT FLOAT FLOWT FART INTO WEBTRACKERSPARKERGARFLONSONMCJACKMYASSONVILLE DAMMIT CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE SURE TO STUFF SOME REFRIEND BEEEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEANS INTO MY ASSCRACK BEFORE I TAKE OFF?
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| Pestiferous BUT BABY WE SHOULD FUUUUUUUUCK UP THE ASSZAAR
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| Pestiferous yeahhhhh lol well im gonna try and knock out a bunch of these post-tests SINCE I GOT SO MUCH DNE IN THE LOUNGE SINCE THE INTERNET WAS ONLY SEXY ENOUGH TO MAKE ALTS BUT NO DO HOMEWORK DAMMIT IS THIS A SIGN THAT I SHOULD NEVA' EVA' DO HOMEWORK AGAIN AND FOCUS ON A CAREER IN MAKING ALTS?
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT ID BETTA BE ABLE TO SEE YOUR WAFFLE BARNEY ASS SLIT ON TONIGHT WHEN I GET HOME FROM MATH IN MY s*** DAMMIT DO YOU ****IGN HEAR ME OR IS THAT FLATBREAD SUB CLOGGING YOUR EAR THAT YOU'RE............GOING TO PIERCE?
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 | OH MY ****ING s*** COLORED MOON COCK THAT I REAMED INTO THIS DANG OL MUFFIN AND TOOK A BITE OUT OF AND CALLED IT A HARD ROCK DAMMIT IS THIS DANG OL DUBBLE A BATTERA' GONNA BE ENOUGH TO LUANCH THIS ASS SHIP TO JUPITA' WHERE WE CAN COLLECT THE FART GAS FROM THERE AND PUT IT IN A JAR AND THEN BRING IT BACK TO EARTH AND EAT BEANS FOR 67 YEARS TRYING TO REPLICATE THE SMELL AND TURN IT IN NEXT SEMESTA' FOR BIOLOGA' EXTRA CREEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEDIT??
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| Itchybutts Only ?f u let me get sloppy with ?t ;') oh yeah get it all mo?st and sh?t oh oh yeah ? want more not just your belly buttom , wanna get that tootsie roll all over my slutty mounth
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| Pestiferous ugh ****ing taco shti s*** with bojangles lettuce blair cocks s*** s***s s*** but PLEASE tell me this next calcuLICKDICK test isnt this week uhgughguhguhgu please nooooooooo
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| Pestiferous yeahhhh i got to go to a few meetings or w/e for this dang ol extra credit but other than that this week should be fine uhgughguhgu thank tits SDV is finishing this week SO I CAN FINALLY SKIP THE BOYDICK LOUNGE FOREVER ZARAH
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| Itchybutts Shores never meet yet share the same sand, the moon and the sun couldn?t be one yet cross the same sky. Just like friends who don?t meet often but never stop being friends, i love you my dear friend dont ever change
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| Pestiferous UHHHHHMM DAMMIT EY-EE'D LIKE TA SEE A HIGH DICKINITION VERSION OF HAPPY WHEELS ON THIS XBOX 1 THIS INSTANT DAMMIT NAAOOWW TIME TO DO THIS s*** WORK THEN GET THROUGH s*** TOMORROW THEN PROCEED TO s*** ON MY CEILING AND PISS ON MY CUSADER'S HEAD HAAIIRRRS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE JEEEHOOBLA BOBO HOWZEN
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| Itchybutts dammit willie youre not getting it ya making me quote the bible now " those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint" DO YOU SEE "THEY WILL s*** IN OTHER PEOPLES MOUNTHS?EHEHEHEEHHEHEHE I GOTTA CALM DOWN NOW JESUS GOD LORD
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| Itchybutts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqSQvoinDE4 omg so good oh yeah This was such a great day and it was so great to see God's love rising upon us . ryan youre such a blessing and I love you so much!!
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| Itchybutts thats ****ing disgusting youre ****ing gross ewwww you need jesus in your life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVn1BEAWqcc
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| Pestiferous UHHHHHMMMMM DAMMIT OVERDOSE??? DAMMIT DONT YOU KNOW I VORN SWITCHEROO'D TO BOJOMGLES AFTER s***GLISH TODAY DAMMIT DID I SAY ENGLISH I MEANT TO SAY I DID NOT SKIP TO s*** AND PISS ON A HORIZONTAL X-RAY AND XRAY ON A NEPHALEM RIFT
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| Itchybutts ohhhhh emmmm geeeeeeeee your profile pic s beautifluuu heieheiheeihaihhai sweg niguh sweG!
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 | Mookid NOW ARE YOU GOING TO WORs*** MY PROFILE PICTUER ALREADY OR WILL I HAVE TO PERFORM THAT DICK POSE AND s*** ALL OVER THE CAT AND THEN HAVE HIM EAT IT FOR JOY LIKE WHEN HE EATS HIS OWN FEHCES LATE AT NIGHT AS A MIDNIGHT SNACK??
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| Pestiferous yeah but this test aint multiple choice i cant choose WHAT FLAVOR OF s*** I LIKE AND HOLY ****ING s*** DAMMIT WHYYYYY DO YOUR CLASSES LAST 3 SECONDS BUT MINE GO INTO OVERDICKTIME
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| Pestiferous ugh yeahhh this next math test is going to be uglia' than my asshole in the morning
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| Pestiferous damn next week is the last week of this class uhguhgughguhgugguh cant wait THEN I CAN FINALLY GO HOME AFTER TOILET APPRECIATION AND LODGE MY BALEFUL REMNANT FLAIL INTO A DEMONS ASSCRACK AND SUMMON MORE PHALANX AVATARS TO SHOOT A FIRE ARROW INTO THEIR EYEBALL AND GIVE A UZIBUNGA SHOUT ON MY BARBARIAN GEULD IN THIS DANG OL MULTIPLAYA' GAME TO BUFF UP SOME DICK TOUGHNESS SO WE AN FAP HARDER WHEN OUR DEMON HUNTER AND WITCH DOOOOCTAAAAA'S PUT SOME MORE DOTS ONTO THE RIFT GUARDIANS UH HELL SLIT
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| Pestiferous yeahhhh well im gonna save about a month or two for thsi i dont want to duuuump all my cash on it now tbh so I GUESS JUST CD'S FOR ME UNTIL THEN ZAOOO DAMMIT WAH PLEASE JOIN ME AND STOP THIS DAMN FAP SESSION ON PEE ESS ACHE ESS ACHE ESS ACHE 4
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| Pestiferous yeah lol ugh i am seeing some goooooooooood reviews of this thing now and im sure i can find a good cheap one JUST LIKE A HAIRY DYLDO HAAIRRRS NOOOOW SUNNY ARE YOU GOIG TO BE IN THE SUBWAY LOUNGE OR WILL I HAVE TO BARF FARTLIO ON MY SUB BY MYSELF
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| Pestiferous eye'd like ta see waht you think of my track thiiiis instant https://restriktedandfriends1.bandcamp.com/track/dammit-in-the-new-fart-authority-wah-****ing-deal-with-it
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| Itchybutts is it graduation yet? LMAO #2013throwback #todayisfriday #iwasavirginin2013ffs
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| Pestiferous But baby my dadda o is on his way FEELAX HE WILL VE HERE SHORTLY
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| Pestiferous Jesus this thing is smoking worse than when I found an innacounted pack of cigarettes in my grandparents basement
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| Pestiferous Nah dude this thing is done I'm not going anywhere anytime soon
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| Pestiferous My ****ing engine has literally exploded now I'm just stuck here Jesus Christ I've ****ing had it with this day I'm throwing this god damn jeep away then I'm going to bed for the rest of my life
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| Pestiferous ugh this has easily been my worst day yet ugh imskipping math tonight just **** it
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| Pestiferous Ughughugh no -_- I had to come home to print a damn DICKument because it costs money to do so at the brown as my s*** library ugh maybe tonight if I ever finish editing this ****ing paper ---_-__-_--__-_-_-_-_-__
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| Pestiferous nao you listen heeere sonny, if you think im shoving my nose into your asshole and sniffing your sandwich bazaar cushion farts when you ABANDONDED me tomorrow you must be smellier than my sheets in the morning after they soaked up my all-nighter farts
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| Mookid OH MY ****ING HAIRY s*** HOGZLY DICK ELBOW GREASE DONKEY FART BACKPACK YES YES YES MR KRABS IS AN ASS SNIFFA LIKE ME OH MY ****ING s*** YES YES YSYES
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| Itchybutts earrings and videogames are gay dude even gayer than sucking black dick (whish i did last week) #noregrets #nofilter aight [2]
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| Pestiferous Ugh I don't even know what they're called but you have to be sure to sterilize it first and there's this stuff you buy that you apply to it yo block uot infection or something like that
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| Pestiferous UHHHHH lol and gooood luck with Tue s***term, and yeah I did both my ears myself, and once I get some extra cash I'm gonna get my right uh eyebrow slit done
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT YOU ****ING CLASS IN MY ASS GONG IM JUST SIIIIITTING HEEERE NEEEXT TO MY CARR AND SOAKING WET IN SWEAT WATE MY FISHY ASSCRACK JUST WAAIIITTING FOR RRRRR MYYYYY JUMPER CABLE USED TO SPARK MY DICK IN THE MORNING WHEN I NEED TO FAP AND HE WANTS TO SLEEP WAH DONT TEMPT ME WITH SLEEPING GENE SQUIDWARD WAH WAH I WANNA GO HOME AND TAKE A NAPPY IN MY s*** STAINED DIDEY WAH WHERES MY.....................TITTY MILK?
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| Mookid lol but how did this happen? i thought you were going to your next class or suuumthing lolol DAMNIT DO YOU HAVE A SEXY PORTABLE JEEP HAR AND YOU STARTED IT IN YOUR ASSHOLE AND THE BATTERY DIED NAHHHO LIESTN YONNY I NEED TO RELEASE THIS LOG FROM MY FARTHOLE THIS INSSTANT WAH THIS ROCKSTART ENERGY DICK DRINK MUST HAVE WILD UP MY DICK ARTHUR EAR DICK TOMMY TORZLON HOLIOBLIOY....NIGGER DICK IN MY SEXY BLACK SHAWTY DICK PUBIC HAIIIIIRS EHEHEHEHEHE DAMNIT WOULD YOU LET ME s*** ALREADY WAH I STILL NEED
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| Pestiferous DAMIT NOW YOU ****ING LOOK HERE YOU SLEEPING UH SQEEEEEUD s*** SLIT DAMMIT IM FARTING IN MY TAILPIPE THIS INSTANT AND GIVING IT ENA'GEE DAMMIT AND AFTERWARDS IM GOING HOME AND SHOVING MORE TWINKIES INTO MY EAR AND CALLING THEM CREAMY JIZZ TOMMY COCKS FROM FARTING WITH BOBBEH'S PICKUP TRUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT HANK LET THE CAT s*** ON AND CALLED IT............s*** LITTER TAK?
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| Pestiferous BUT BABY NOOOOOO I LUUUUUUUUV YOU I MEAN I SHIIIIIIT SHIIIIIIIT SHIIIIIIT ok no ugh well whatever and ****ing ugh my car battery died -___________- I LOVE TUESDAYS SO MUCH HOLY s*** BEST DAY OF THE WEEK
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| Pestiferous OH MY **** I DO NOT CARE IF YOU SHOVE A PEN DICK CONTAING SCREENs***S OF BAAASIST 540 IN MY ASSHOLE IM NOT WASTING DICK TIME ON SPUT**** NO LONGA DAMMIT IVE EVOLVED TO........................DIABLO?
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 | DAMIT SONNY EYE'D LIKE TA SEE YOUR ASSCRACK SLOW THE **** DOWN FOR OUR BOI STEAMROLLER JAAAEEEKE WHO STEAMROLLED OUR ASSES SHUT WITH TAR ON THIS ROAD BECAUSE COCKLONIAL IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE WORSE THAN MY ASSHOLE AFTER I DOWNED 3 COFFEHEHEHES THIS MORNING DAMMIT I KNOW YOU'RE LATE FOR CLASS BUT DAMMIT THIS ROAD IS SO AMAZING AND WE NEED OUR MACARONI DICK CHEESEWIRE COCK SMEARED CONCRETE BONA' SETH TO BE HERE FOR OUR MANHOOD AND STEAMROLLING OUR ASSCHEEKS BECAUSE THEY ARE RING AROUND THE s***TY
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| Itchybutts You have been there for me no matter what I am going through. I love you, my dear friend, and I am so excited to share this special birthday with you. This day is going to be truly special and I am so excited :}
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 | YozlaQuodaDickGAPE FOR THE LOVE OF SMELLY MIKE s*** NOSE SNIFFING MY NASHOOGILY POSSFACKS JEEK ZACHARY'S SPIKE HAIRIED SHOE RUNNER DICKSLIT THAT ATE A SWEAY GYM SOCK PULLED FROM MY JOCK STRAP CRACK AND THROWN AWAY AFTER THEY TOLD ME NOT TO THROW HIM AWAY AND HE GOT BREATH WORSE THAN MY SWEATY UH NUTSACK AFTER I WALK 60 MILES TO THE s***TENT LOUNGE AND SMELLED LIKE FRON FLUNDERS SCALY FISHs*** COCKS DAMMIT WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR s*** ALTS AWAY FROM ME DAMMIT MY CHEESE DUST INFESTED MOUTH WONT TAKE THIS NO LONGA'
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 | LollyGagDickLickGary TACO ****ING s*** s*** WITH BIG s*** s*** s*** ON MY LOLLIPOP DAMMIT SHOULD I WRITE A SONG ABOUT THIS AND CALL MYSELF A NIGGER NAMED LIL GAYNE WHO TRY TO TELL YOU IM A.....................PUSSY AND YOU'RE HARDER THAN MY DICK WHEN I LICK THIS LOLLIPOOP UP AND DOWN LIKE MY DICK IN THE MORNING ON MY PILLOW AS I DRY HUMP MY TV DINNER DEPRIVED ASSCRACK WAH BUT FIRST I MUST DOWN 604592992934969 OZLYPOPS MADE FROM A FACTORIES BELCH SMOKE **** BARF BETSY HAIRY TONGUE HAAIRRRSS AFTER I s*** OUT MY SUGAHH
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 | ****ING HOOJ GLOO JUST ****ING LOOK AT WHAT THE WIND HAS DONE TO MY BEARD HAAIRRSS OH NO THEY'RE FALLING INTO PIECES YEAH YEAH BECAUSE IM SUUM'WHERE IN...BEEETWEEEEN A TOILET SEAT AND MY ASS......SHIIIIIIT CHEEEKS DAMMIT YOUR GOING TO ****ING COMB THIS WHEN WE GET HOME MISTA' BUT FIRST I NEED TO SHOVE THIS BACON L-UH-THER GOGGER KING BREAKFAST TATOR LORD s***LAND DICK **** TOT IN MY MOUTH AND CHEW IT HARDER THAN s*** ON ASSGIVING BREAK WAH IS IT HERE YET?
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 | DAMMIT JSUT ****ING LOOK AT ALL THESE s*** EATING CUSHIONS I NEED TO FART ON IN THIS LOUNGE DAMMIT THESE PEOPLE ARE STARVED FOR FARTS THATS WHY THEY CAME HERE AFTER ALL AND DAMMIT IM GOING TO ****ING UNLEASH MY BOWEL MOVEMENT NEAR THE TRASH CAN ON THE FLOOR AND CALL THIS A HVHS REVIVAL AND THEN PROCEED TO s*** IN THE SODA MACHINE AND THEN THE SMOOTHIE VENDOR BUT FIRST I NEED TO s*** IN MY HAND AND SQUEEZE IT AND MAKE SURE IT IS SQUISHY ENOUGH FOR MY ROUGH CHAPPED ASSCRACK TO HANDLE OH ****ING NO
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 | ****ING YULE JOCKS HAVE YOU SEEN MY SONS FOOT HAIRS AROUND HERE LATELY? THEY SCURRIED OFF SOMETIME LAST NIGHT AND TOOK ALL OF OUR JARS OF ARMPIT HAAIRRRSS WITH THEM WAH WE NEED TO GET THOSE BACK OH **** NO WE ****ING SPENT AN ENTIRE s*** EATING YEAR HARVESTING THOSE FROM BILL AND JARED AND WAH IS THIS WHAT WE ****ING PAID FOR? YOU MUST BE HIGHER THAN THE LEVEL OF UNJARRED s*** HAIRS ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR IF YOU THINK I WONT SPEAR YOU IN THE ASSCRACK JUST FOR A COUPLE TASMANIAN ANAL HAIIRRSSS
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 | FOR THE ****ING LOVE OF BEAVIL DOCKS WAH WHY IS THIS s*** TELLING ME THAT YOU BROK THEIR HEART OH THAT IS ****ING IT YOU LAFFLON DICK****A' OHOOEHOEOTREEGLE I AM GOING TO ****ING SHOVE THIS s*** ARROW INTO YOUR ASS SO YOU CAN LEARN TO LOVE ALL THE s*** THAT COMES FROM YOUR ASS AND THAT INCLUDES ARBY'S s*** AND CHEEEEEIIIIIILI s*** AND BEAN SQEEWYRD s*** DAMMIT YOUR GONNA LOVE s*** AGGGAIINN
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| Itchybutts Videogames are gay dude , this cuming from a gay guy LMAO
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| Pestiferous YES YES YES BABY I WILL AND WE CAN STAY UP AND GO TO.........BURGER KING BRRAKFAST? HOLY s*** YES FIRST s***STOMERS OF THE DAY
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| Pestiferous BABY YES YES PLEASE DO WAH I PROMUSE WE CAN PLAY s*** FARTRESS UNTIL 9 A.M. IF YOU DO WAH JUST PLEASE JOIN MY DICKSLIT IN THE s*** DEE MOVEMENT WAH BUT IM SORRY I CANT WATE ANY LONGA FOR MY POOOOOOOOOOPING TOM CD WAH IM GETTING IT AFTER THIS C**** MEETING WAH IS IT OVER YET?
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| Itchybutts jahgreeeeed brahther, hes no dj ITCHYbvtt?? hes so dank wow , here his 1st tune yo http://www14.zippyshare.com/v/36516393/file.html
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| Pestiferous DAMIT YOUR GARY SNEEZE FAPHOLE HAD BETTER BE UH UPSTAIRS RIGHT NOW DAMMIT NO NO NO TEAM ****TRESS FOR YOU WAH IF I HAVE TO SUFFER SO DO YOU WORSE THAN JERRY SWALLOWING MY ASSHOLE AS A WHOOPIN AFTER HE ATE THE BEABS I WAS GONNA SOAK MY ARMPIT HAIRS IB WHEN I GET HOME
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| Pestiferous FOR THE LOVE OF SWEATY WESLEY DICK WEASELS TOOGIN MY ASSVRAH DAMMIT SHOULD WE........PUT RESTRIKTED AND FRIENDS ON OUR IPODS AND DEBUT OUR EMOTIONAL AND DRAMATIC RELEASES WHEREVER WE GO
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| Pestiferous EHEHEHEHEHEHHE YOU'RE SO RIGHT DAMMIT I'D LIKE TA SEE RY-YAN AND WLL ON STAGE THIIIS INSTANT DAMMIT...ok no nnononon noo no ok.....no
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| Pestiferous GAH s*** ****ING THANK YOU ZOKAY BABY I PROMISE NOT TO EAT TOO MUCH s*** BEFORE THEN BUT JESUS FART MY GAS TABK IS EXPLODING AGAIN ZEEF?
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| Pestiferous ****ING OH MY **** BY THE POWER OF MY GLASSES I WILL SHINE A DICK GLARE ONTO YOUR ASSCRACK SO BRIGHT YOUR ASSHOLE WILL NEVER EVER SEE YOUR OWN s*** AGAAIIINN IF YOU EVEN SO MUCH AS ****ING DICK THNK ABOUT NOW s*** SHOWING UP AT THE BAZAAR WAH WHAT TIME DID YOU SAY AGAIN? WAH IM SORRY IF THIS IS THE 7627236TH TIME IVE ASKED BUT WAH I JUST TO MAKE SURE
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT YOU SCHLONG DONG HANG JOM GET YOUR ****ING HAIRY EARBALLS IN HEAR THIS INSTANT SO I CAN START FARTING ON MY CHEEEHEHEHEEHEHEHESEWIRE STEAK SUB DAMMIT
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| Pestiferous SO DAMMIT IF YOU WANT ME IN THE ****CRAP LOUNGE TODAY I SUGGEST YOU START BEING A LOT NICA TO MY HAIRLESS ASSCRACK THAT I SHAVED LAST NIGHT AND USE THE HAIR TO FILL IN MY LONELY CHEST HAAIIIRRSSS FOR HOLY SWEET MOOBIAN **** DICK HAAAIIRRSS DRATOGENFLAH
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| Pestiferous WOULD ****ING CALM THE s*** **** DOWN ALREADY DAMMIT IM SORRY BUT IF I HAVE TO SHOVE OBE MORE RENAISSANCE COCKPOSITION INTO MY HEADPHONE INFESTED ASSHOLE I WILL ****ING THROW SUBJIT OUT THE WINDOW AND DAMMIT ME ABANDON YOU?!?!?!? ****ING YEAH RIGHT IVE DONE EVERYTHING YOU WANTED BUT YOU KEEP FART FART FART FARTING s*** ****S ALL OVER MY EMPTY GAS CAN NOOOO
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 | BallsToTheWall In The Nursery's Duality is making a comeback. Sputnik doesn't even know.
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| Pestiferous JOOK WHO FALKING DAMMIT TOB? WHAT THE **** DOES THAT EVEN MEAN DAMMIT IS THAT OZLY'S FAT UNCKLE FROM TRIP HOP SKIPPITY FLIP s*** DICK QUALIE DRUNOOGO SWALLOW MY DICK NOSE BOOGER BOY COCK MASTA'?
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| Pestiferous GRAHM'S WHAT? OLD WRINKLED COCK? DAMMIT IS THAT US IN 80 YEARS WHEN WE FINALLY OWN A..................RECORD STORE?!? OR BETTA' YET WHEN GRAHM DIES CAN WE INHERIT HIS STORE LIKE A SEXY BEACH HOUSE AND BURN ALL THE CD'S IN MY JEEP AFTER OUR..........PROM JACKETS ARE SWALLOWED BY MY DICK ENGINE?
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT DONT YOU TALK TO HIM IN THAT TONE OF VOICE OR I WILL ****ING SHOVE CLUMPS OF TOILET PAPER INTO YOUR ASSHOLE UNTIL YOU HAVE A FURRY WHITE TAIL LIKE HE DOES THEN YOU CAN GO RAID FARMER STANLEY'S DANG OL KORN FIELDS AND GET SHOT IN THE UH EARSLIT WITH HIS 12 DICK GAUGE YEAH YEAH DONT YOU SHOOT THAT DICK GUN AT ME EEWANSMUEAWHPEEPOOPWEE
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 | HopSkippityWesleyASS OH MY ****ING s*** s*** DAMMIT BOOJA LOOK AT THE DANG OL TIME DAMMIT I DONT GET TO SKEEEEIIIIIPPIN ON DOWN TOWN AND FETCH SOME CARROTS FROM YOUR ASSCRACK SO I CAN CRUNCHITY ON MY UH ITCHSLIT THEN IM GONNA BE FORCED TO DIVE BACK INTO MY HOLE AND WATCH YOU TICKLE MY JONESY FEET THAT I USED TO LEAP DICKSUCKER 400000000000000000000 MILES AWAY INTO YOUR ASSHOLE WHERE I HIDE UNTIL I FIND MORE DICK TRAZLOSKOSFKIN GEESKITTY JOHNSON THE JACKRABBIT FOOT ****A' BLOOHAY ANAYIPLAH?
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| Itchybutts Yes Rec Me Some Songs About Wanting Someone
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| Itchybutts omg youre so disgusting ugh whatver i always come here to give you another change its like i really thought we had something special but like ughhhh whatever youre so immature ugggghhh
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| Itchybutts brotha review my dig pls , pesty wont do it but i know you will rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhht
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| Mookid OH MY ****ING HORSE SOCKS DAMNIT WEHRE IS MY DORITOS AT DAMNIT WHERE IS MY.... ASSHOLE AT??
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 | DAMMIT IF YOU THINK FOR ONE MINUTE IM GONNA TOLERATE REACHING OVER TO MY GLASS OF s*** WATER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WATE MY SHEEEEIIITBOX THEN YOU BETTER GET YOUR DICK REMOVED FROM MY ELBOW CHINS DAMMIT AND HOW MANY ****ING ZITS ARE GONNA POOP UP ON MY POT BELLEH HAAIIRRRSS DAMMIT NOW HELP ME GET TO MY CAR SO WE CAN GET THE BAZAAR AND I CAN SIT ON THE CASHIER SO WE CAN ESCAPE WITH THE WHOLE BOX OF FREE MERCH AHAHAUH
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| Pestiferous wow damn that sucks, yeah idk how i got a seventy siiiiiiix on mine i studied like FARTCRAP but nowhere near enough really
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| Mookid NOW IS SOMEONE GOING TO HELP ME POSE FOR MY NEXT...ASSCRACK AUDITION IN THIS SEXY PICTUA' HERE DAMNIT ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME PLANT MY DICK INTO THIS ASS EHEEHEHE
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT BUT BABY I LOOOOOOOOOVED IT THERE OBVIOUSLY I MEAN THE MANAGERS WERE SO AMAZING AND WORKERS ****ING ADORED ME HOLY s*** WAH DONT TELL ME YOU'RE OVER THERE NOW GLAZING YOUR SUGARY DICK GRAVY BARNEY BLAH?
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT IF YOU VIVIDLY DESCRIBE YOUR PICKLE DICK GRABAGE DISPOSABLE KNIFE LODGED ASSCRACK MADE FOR FOLDING A STUFFED SANDWICH WITH SALT AND PEPPA' SPICIN MY ASSCRACK I WIL ****ING SHOVE YOU INTO A MCDONALDS DUMPSTER AND CALL IT MY OLD HOME FROM DICKDONALDS BLAH
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| Pestiferous JESUS FART FLAPPERS 30 MEEIIIIINUTES? DAMMIT WHY IN THE DICK **** JARKIN MIKE DOOPLIO ARENT WE GOING RIGHT AFTA' THAT DAMMIT WAIT A ****ING MINUTE DAMIT NO DONT TELL ME YOURE..............................CHEATING ON ME?
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| Pestiferous s*** wow 2? damn i could actually do that i think i have a couple hours anyway BABY WILL THAT BE ENOUGH TIME TO SHOW OFF OUR s***
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| Pestiferous M SORRY BLAH BUT YOU KNOW MY AFTERNOONS ARE STUFFED WORSE THAN THE QUESARITO IM NOT GONNA GET FROM JOOCA BELL HERE SOON OH NO
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| Pestiferous ughgughughgugth FINE but ugh ill still go i want to eeeeeeehehehe and ill get bos***NOgles
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT NO NO NO ****ING THAT TUTA' YOU NEED TO CUUUUUUUUM WITH MY ASSHOLE TO THE BAZAAR ANAL HAIRS WAH DONT YOU KNOW THAT MATTERS MOST
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| Pestiferous NO NO DAMIT GET THIS DAMN PICNIC SMITHA' OFF MY SCREEN WAH IT BRINGS BACK TOO MANY MEMORIES OF s*** SKEWL DAMMIT IT'S TIME FOR US TO MOVE ON
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 | Frippertronics FINE GODDAMNIT HOW ABOUT THE NEW FAITH NO MORE JESUS CHRIST WILL GERALD EXPLODE WHEN HE HEARS THE TITTY TWISTING NEW SINGLE MOTHER****ER?
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT YOU'RE SO RIGHT DAMMIT I SURE HOPE HE HAS PEPPERONI NIPPLES BECAUSE PRESSTON IS GETTING IMPATIENT OVER HERE AND OH **** YES YES YES DAMMIT LETS GO BUT s*** s*** FIRST WE NEED TO TOSS MORE DIPPIN DOTS INTO THE WATER FOR QUACKER COCK BONER DUCK SETH WITH SEXY FISHEHEHEHEHEHEHE WATE THEIR FACES
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT ASSCO IS TRYING TO STEAL OUR ALTS WAG ARE WE GOING TO LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THIS OR ARE WE GOING TO CALL IT PLAGIARISM AND FAIL HIM AT VWCC SO HE CAN BE BANNED FROM VIRGINIA CSHAH
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 | tbh funny how i get band more than you guys nowadays hihiihihihihi im so bad heah
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| Pestiferous OH MY s*** s*** THUMB? DAMMIT I THINK YOU MEAN GARDEN GNOME I MEAN JESUS POP FART CHOCOLATE ASS QUEEF NUKES WOULD'YA JUST LOOK AT HIS ****ING DAMN TRIANGLE HEAD WAH IS THIS MS. PRESTON'S HUSBAND ?? AND DAMIT WHYYYYY IS HIS DAMN NECK A FOOT LOWER THAN HIS CHIN HAAAIIRRRSS DAMMIT HIS FACE IS TOO SMALL FOR THIS JOSH PECK HEAD WITH GLASSES WATE HIS FACE WHAT IN THE **** HE IS GAYEST LOOKING ****ER EVER EEEEEEEEEEE
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| Mookid DAMNIT HAOOOW IN THE GAUMER GERALD, SMOOTH GERALD, HILLBILLY GERALD, BARBARIAN GERALD, STEH-VUN GERADL
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| Pestiferous BABY JUST JOIN ME IN THE FAP MOVEMENT WE CAN ALL RUN DOWN TO FAPIFORNIA AND APPLY AS PORN STARS AND STAR IN A 3-SOME WITH SEXY GRANNIES AND LIVE IN A GAY MANSION AND STICK DONAL TRUMP WIGS ON OUR PUBIC HAAIIRRSS AND LIVE IN LUXURY FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES DOODOOGLINHOWZER
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| Pestiferous GAH ****ING s*** COCKS DAMMIT IS IT ONE TWUUUUUUUUUUNTY YET DAMMIT I WANNA GO HOME NOW YEAH YEAH I WANNA GO HOOOOOOOOME DAMMIT I SANG THAT SONG FROM MY DICK I REALLY MISS D3
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| Pestiferous well at least music DICKS is cancelled next thursday ugh sleeping in so hard that day and uhgughguhgughguhgughgughughgu could this headache be any more annoying? ****ing 15 hour headache and no amount of ibuprofen, aspirin, motrin, s***, and fapping is making it go away YEAH YEAH PLEASE JUST GOOOOOOOO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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| Pestiferous geeeeeeeeee FOX want to go home so badly ugh i need some damn food that sexy cheeiieieieeieicken flatbread DICKSUB made me hungrier than my asshole for drews aloe shamPOOTER after the beeeach
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 | DAMMIT IF YOU WANT A SUB SO BADLY YOU'D BETTA' START SUBMITTING THOSE BELLYBUTTON PICTA'S TO OUR ASSCRACK DATABASE FOR SPUUUUUUUTNIK THIS INSTANT INSTEAD OF SHOVING YOUR DICK FACE WITH CHEEEEHEHEHEHESEWIRE SUBDICKWAY BLAH DAMMIT COULD YOU AT LEAST FETCH ME A CAN OF TUNA THAT I CAN USE FOR MY BATH SUDS WAH I WANNA JOIN FRON FLOUNDER FIN FLIPPER COCK DICK FISH FOR OUR NEMO MANHOOD WAH NOW FIND MY WEIGHT SO I CAN FIND OUT WHAT SIZE BBW BITCH CAN BE MINE...FOR THE TAKING....IT'S IN THE MAKING BABYYY
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 | YakNiples heavy metal its way more than just the music we listen to, its a way of life
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| Pestiferous Yeah but lol I probably won't go unless other people I know will
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| Pestiferous HOLY YES YES YES FART ZITS DRAKE s***TERS HOLY **** A FREE TRIP TO D.C. ON THE FIRST DAY OF THANKSs***TING BREAK BABY LETS HOP ON BRENTS BACK AND GO TOGETHA' EHHEHEHE AND FETCH JIMMA TOO
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT DID YOU EVEN PEE ESS ACHE PEE ESS ACHE ESS ACHE ESS ACHE ACHE ESS ACHE ESS ACHE THE SEXY COKE VENDA' WATE TIMMAS ABANDONING ASSCRACK WHO RAMMED INTO THOSE TWO KIDS DAMMIT YOU SHOULDA USED IT ON THEM
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| Pestiferous BABY DONT WORRY IN THE MEANTIME YOU CAN PRACTICE WITH YOUR POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTER
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT DONT GET BANNED FROM ETHERNET CABLE SNAH JUST WHATEVER YOU DO DONT LET THEM THROW YOUR SNEEZE PEAS FORTRESS BOTS AWAY NOOOHOOOO
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT BUT TOMORROW IS WEEEHEHEEHEHEHDNESDAY DAMMIT THE ONLY THING IM BRINGING IS A FIBGER IN MY ASSHOLE TO LET THE PROFESSOR SNIFF BEFORE I GO HOME FOR THE REST OF THE DAY AND s*** UPSIDE DOWN IN THE COMFORT OF MY FART SMELLING ROOM I WANNA DO THAT THIS AFTERNOON UGJUGHGUHH IS THIS DAM CLASS IN MY ASS OVA YET?
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| Pestiferous EEEEEEEHEHEHHEHEHEE https://xspongexcorex.bandcamp.com/
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 | DAMMIT IF SOMEBODY DOESNT PEEL ALL THESE SHAWZIE DICK HO BITCH ASS **** QUEEF NIGGAS OUTTA MY BELLY ROLLS OF BISCUIT FAT THAT I SHOVED IN MY FRIED CHEEEEIIEIEIEEIEIEIEICKEN SUIT THAT I WEAR FOR CLUCK CLUCK BBW WITH BAGS UNDER MY EYES THAT I COULD USE TO PACK MORE GROCERY DICK NUGGET CHEEIICKEN FROM MY ASSHOLE OVEN HOT FROM ALL THE s*** s*** s*** s*** HOT SAUCE FROM .............B-DUBS HOLY s*** ILL NEVER GO AGAIN
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 | QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK DAMMIT ARE YOU GOING TO THROW MORE FISH PELLETS INTO THE WATER AND STOP DROPPING DREWS UNDERWEAR IN THSI WATA' THAT IS GREENER THAN MY s*** AFTER I ATE SPINACH GRINCH **** DICKS DAMMIT YOU ALL NEED TO GET BACK DOWN TO THE BEACH AND COME DOWN TO THE AQUARIUM AND THROW MORE DIPPIN DOTS INTO MY ASSCRACK QUAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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 | DAMMIT FOR THE LOVE OF MY BLUE SPEEDO IF I STAND UP AND SNIFF SNIFF BBW MY HAIRY ASSHOLE FRAGRANCE STUCK ON THE CHAIR FOR THE WHOLE NEXT CLASS TO ENJOY WHEN THEY COME IN I THINK I SEE 50 FT. LONG PUBIC HAIRS LEEKING OUT THE SIDE OF THE FRONT OF MY SEXY UNDERWEEEHEHEHEAR DAMMIT SHOVE A TOWEL IN MY BELLYBUTTON OK
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 | HOLY ****ING POOP DECK FLING QUADLE YAGGERDUDE HOPPER s***S PUT THAT DANG OL WATA' MELON UP ON YO HEAD SO I CAN PRACTICE SHOOTIN IT OFF AT THE DANG OL GUUUUUUUUUUUUUN RANGE YEAH YEAH DO IT BEFORE THEY COME FOR MY GUUUNS TRYIN TO TAKE MY GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNS
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| Pestiferous EEEEEEMMMMM BABY YES YES YES BABY LETS GO OUTSIDE AT B-DUBS TOMORROW AND FEAST ON WORMCOCK WORMCOCKS ALL DAY AND SHOVE MUD IN OUR BELLYBUTTONS BEFORE HEADING OVER TO CHUCKIE BIG DEEEIIIICKS HOUSE
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| Pestiferous OH BABY THEY LOVE US http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=149829
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| Pestiferous BABY NO NO NO OF COURSE WE DIDNT SEE JAAEEKKE BECAUSE HE WAS ONE OF THE DICK PLAYA'S
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT OH MY s*** I JUST CANT WATE FOR THE LONG LIINES TO THE GAME UGH WE SHOULD JUST CUT YEAH YEAH TONYY DANZA CUTS IN LIIINE
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT IS THAT PROFILE PICTURE A PIC OF YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND HUH HUH HUH??? YEAH YEAH BUT DAMMIT SHOULDNT THAT CRACKA' BE A.......................................NIGGER??
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| Pestiferous yeahhh im not going to the game, but yeah happy's or VV or w/e you were saying
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| Pestiferous is this a hvhs football game? i mean s*** if you REALLY want to then sure but yeah so just to be clear are we doing happy's or valley view? and iiiiiight i guess you can just peeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiick me uuuuuuup at like 12:30
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| Pestiferous yeah i mean if you want to go tomorra' then that'd be cool, i should have a few bucks for like chinese or something if we eat at all, but mostly ive got a barnes and noble JIT card idk maybe ill get some CD's or something but yeah
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| Pestiferous OH MY ****ING s*** s*** BUT WAH IM ALMOST OUT OF CASH YEAH YEAH WHY..DO..THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR
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| Pestiferous AND DAMMIT ****ING COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK DAMMIT I PROMISE WE WILL GET MORE B-DUBS IN OUR DICK CRACK NEXT SEMESTA' BUT RIGHT NOW I NEED TO FOCUS ON YITTING ON MY MATH HW DAMMIT NOOOOOOOO I JUST WANT TO PLAY DIABLO FOR THE 14TH HOUR STRAIGHT TODAY NOOO WHY AM I ALREADY GETTING EMAILS FROM SAILS SAYING I AM FALLING BEHIND OH NO IS IT BECAUSE MY LAPTOP IS...SMELLY???
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| Pestiferous jesus god damn ****ing lol that damn picture oh my god BABY IS THAT US AFTER OUR 700000000000000000000000000000000TH TRIP TO B-DUBS AND DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT YES YES YES BABY IM SORRY BUT SATURDAY I WILL BE FISTING MY DEMONIC DIABLO DANIELS DICKCRACK WAH IM SORRY BUT IF YOU LIKE WE CAN HIT UP...........VALLEYs*** TOMORROW???? DAMMIT AND DAMMIT OH MY ****ING s*** s*** s*** s*** s*** GOTTA TAKE A s*** s*** s*** DAMMIT HOLY ****ING s*** **** **** s***S IN MY ASS DILDO HAAIIRRS
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| Pestiferous But yeah my dad is going out of town and my grandmother gone ugh I gotta house s*** my brother on Saturday so ugh queeeef nuke ESMERALDA DAMMIT THAT WASNT ME
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| Pestiferous JESUS ****ING FART ZAPPERS WAND JEELIO CORNWALLIS CLOBBER DICK DRANAGO DANIEL 6 JITBOX POSTS? DAMMIT THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER BECAME A ..........DICKSYCKER??? DAMMIT IM SORRY I HAD TO RESCHEDULE MY ASSIC ASSPRECIGAYTION CLASS WAH IM SORRY DONT LOSE FAITH IN MY IM SORRY YOU COUNTED...ON ME...ALWAYS HOPING ILL BE.... THERE AT SUBWAY READY TO SUCK YOUR DICK BUT WAH MY ALARM IS NEVER THERE FOR ME
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| Mookid yeahh but 4real did you puke for peta' again?
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| Mookid DAMNIT IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO SUFFER ANOTHER NON-DICK YORNLIO SUBWAY MOVEMENT WITHOUT YOUR DICKSLIT AGAIN THEN I WILL MARCH DOWN TO YOUR HOUSE AND PULL YOUR ASSCRACK OUT OF DICK BED AND I WILL PUT YOUR ASS TO MY ASS AND YOU WILL BE MY PORTABLE BACKPACK SO WE CAN BE TOGETHA' FOR THE REST OF OUR LIFES AT VIRGINIA FARTSTERN HAHHAHAHA
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| Pestiferous lllllllllo jokay yeah i have a few buuuuuuuuucks if you're uuuuuup for it ugh thank lofflo jooply bellybutton staaiiirrrsss i filled my UH GAS TANK today ugh if i have to listen to one more spurtity spouty while im driving aunt betsy to her ham boner goofer juckonglio i will be forced to ream a pen in my asshole and send my asscrack off to major in english
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT WHYYY DIDNT YOU WARN ME SOONA' I COULDVE WOKEN UP EARLIER AND TOTALLY NOT SKIP MY FIRST CLASS OH NO AM I DROPOUT YET??
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 | itchybuttwhore SORRY BABY I CANT DO THAT SHES STUCK INSIDE bMY s***HOLE BUT WOULD YOU LIKE ME BRING THE FAUX KESLEY BACK?? IM JUST AS SEXYYY AND I HAVE THAT DIRTY LITTLE SECRET YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU LIKE IN ME ;)
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| Pestiferous NOW DONT YOU GO TURNING YOUR DICK UP TO ME MISTA' I WILL ****IBG POUR HOT SALSA IN MY FAT BITCHES FISH TACO AND TAKE YOU BY THE DICK AND FORCEFULLY CLEAN IT OUT WITH YOUR WILD TOBGUE HAAIIRSS IN THE NAME OF MAIDSON SEXY VOLLEYBALL HAAIIIRRSS THAT I ****ING SMEARED CREAM VEESE ON THE BALL BALL YORSEDOCK AND STUFFED IT WITH s*** TO GET READY FOR THE FOOTVALL TONIGHT HOLY SHOULD WE GO
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| Pestiferous Lol yeah well I think our essay as a whole is due in two weeks but it'll be easy and fun to write anyway HOLY s*** SHOULD I MAKE A PUSSY LIST ASKING FOR IDEAS YEAH YEAH ROO FEXT
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| itchybuttwhore heha i like that you like my venetian dig heeh GODDAMIIT NOOOO NONO NONO I CANT BE NICE TO YOUR FATASSSS YOU ****ING SUUCKKK YEEEE HARD HARD HARD NIGGA YEEEEE YOU EAT s*** FOR BREAKFAST YEEE WILLS s*** FOR BREAKFAST RHEEHEHEH AND YOUR SPORTS TEAM ****ING SUCKS TOO LMAO HA K HEHA PEACH
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| Pestiferous Lol you're gonna do that now? Mines not due till the 15th so I'm SEEEEE****Slaxing this weekdnd
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| Pestiferous And Jesus tits dude wtf was up with that damn traffic? WAS EVERYBODY MAKING THERE WAY DOWN TO s***POTLE SI THEY CAN s*** s*** s*** s*** s*** ON SEXY BEAN HAAIIRRSS
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT FOR THE LOVE OF GRASS CLIPPINGS SPEEADING ON MY ASSHOLE TO GROW GRASS SO YOU CAN GET A SUMMER JOB MOWING IT WITH YOUR DICK THE LAST THING I WANT TO SEE WHWN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING IS 373838 s***BOX POSTS RELATING TO CANS OF BEANS AND ASSHOLES AND s***DICK DAMMIT TELL HIM I SAID TO STICK A NORTH DICKOTA IN HIS ASSCRACK AND CALL IT AN EMPTY s*** POT
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| Mookid DAMNIT HOLY ****ING s*** DAMNIT WHHHYY COULD'NT YOU HAVE GOTTEN ENGLISH WITH MEEHEHEHE DAMNIT I'M STUCK WITH FART s***COCK ALL PERIOD AND HE IS DRIVING ME CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY DAMNIT I'M ****ING SICK OF HEARING HIS SMELLY ALIEN HEEEEAD COCK NEAR ME WAH I WANT TO FART ON SOMETHING RIIIIGHT NOW BUT CAN'T WVCARHA
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| itchybuttwhore Its no minimal deep house agreed, but i think sphogle qualifies as trance and they go haaaard
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| itchybuttwhore Lmao didnt you had that tiesto sunrise los angeles 5d? ~~i wonder what has changed~~
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT YOU HAVE UNTIL THE COUNT OF BROWN CHEST HAIIIRSS TO GET THAT DAMN MANATEE FACE POT BELLEH OFF MY DAMN SHOUTBOX BEFORE I REPORT ITCHYASS****BITCHNIGGAWHOREINMYASSTITS THAT HE IS MAKING ALTS AND GET HIM........IP BANNED?!?!?! AND DAMMIT WHAT THE **** IS s*** EATING DEGREE YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT DAMMIT IS THAT WHAT YOU GET WHEN WE SPEND ALL DAY STUFFING OUR ASSCRACKS WITH SUBWAY IN THE STUDENT DICK CENTER WAH STICK A SPAGHETTI NOODLE IN MY DICK SAUSAGE YOROLANDAKAY
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| itchybuttwhore yaaaa bandneed haaard also all the caps lock in here puts a smile on my face, reminds me of the happy times!! heha hi
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT ****ING SLIT MY DICK WITH LAWN MOWER BLADE OK DAMMIT I NEED YOU IN MY ASSHOLE RIGHT NOW SO CAN YOU PLEASE FART IN THIS CAN OF BEANS AND RESEAL IT SO I CAN HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT AND SNIFF IN 10 YEARS
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT HOLY ****ING s*** I FINALLY FOUND A GUY AS HAPPY AS ME IN SKEWWLLLL DAMMIT ARE YOU HOME FAPPING YET DAMMIT I WANT TO DO THAT TOO WAH BUT NO NO HERE I AM STUCK IN MAAVIS TGE MATH ****ERS AUSTRALIUM BRAIN EXPLOSION BLAH FROM TAKING IN TOO MUCH INFORMARTION FOR THE UH DEEK WEEKEND
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| Pestiferous Dude wtf I would love that lol welp finally showered in s*** and have actual CLOTHES ugh but my asshole is starved now
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| Pestiferous ugh ****ing ugh I smel like beach boy bobby the sand poorer fart barney dick tugger Michael fish dick Samuel damn I'm gonna shower hard after this class
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 | MOO?? DAMMIT MORE LIKE COCK A DICK DOODLE DOO YEAH YEAH FETCH ME MY DAMN CHEEIIIKEN NUGGETS AND FRENCH DICK FRIES OUT OF BOJANGLES AND DAMMIT I WANT A CHEEICKEN BA**** AND RANCH SUB WHILE YOU'RE UP THERE DAMMIT DONT YOU ****ING DISSAPOINT ME NOW QUAHHHHH
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| Pestiferous AND EEEEEE BABY YES YES YES YES HOLY s*** LETS DO THAT THIS WEEKEND WHEN WE GO TO......HAPPY'S!!!?
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT WHERE ARE YOU WAH IS MY SUBWAY DICK GONNA BE ALL ALONE LIKE YOU
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| Pestiferous EEEEEEEEEEEEEE lol nice, ugh im going to ****ing LOVE tomorrow but today pee eff more like toGAY I NEED TO FART FART PISS FART FAP SHOE **** RAGALONDOO IN THE GENE QUALIE FART HOLE POOP SHOOT WHICH I SHOVED NATES NOSE INTO TO SEE IF THERE WAS ANY CHEESE FOR HIS NACHOS DAMMIT WAH WAH IS THERE EVEN A HEEREOLOGENDING MACHINE IN THE LOUNGE I BROUGHT LIKE 2 BUCKS IN....................QUARTERS WITH ME WAH AM I EVEN GOING TO GET TO USE THEM
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| Pestiferous YES YES YES BABY TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT TOMORROW DAMMIT AND BRING SOME ARMPIT JUICE MADE FROM DOBBEHS SEXY FORE AEM HAAIIRRSS DAMMIT WELL BE SWEATING HOT CHICKS FOR SURE
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| Pestiferous EHEHEHE OF COURSE BABY WE HAVE LOTS OF FREEDOM NOW WE CAN JUST MEET UP IN THE ASSCOCKWHY LOUNGE AND FEAST ON EACHOTHERS GLASSES WATE OUR s***
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| Pestiferous MIAMI DICKS? DAMMIG CANT YOU SEE THIS PICTURE IS PAYING HOMAGE TO THE GREAT DAYS OF THE BEACH WAH WE NEED TO AGAIN NEXT SPRING BREAK/SUMMER WHERE WE CAN GET MORE SHOULDER BURNS AND PEEL OFF THE SKIN AND WHOWHWOWHWOHWOWHWOWHWOWH O ALISON THE ALOE ****ER?
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| Pestiferous I never ****ing came in wtf are you not reading?
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| Pestiferous LIES??? AMMIT THE ONLY THING IM HDING IS THIS PUKE BARREL I MADE FOR PETE AND BILL s***TERGUYBOBKEN THIS MORNING WHEN MY ASSHOLE EXPLODED ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL AND I HAD TO MAKE A VORN SWITCHEROO BACK TO MY HOUSE WHERE I STUCK MY MEDICINE CABINET AND SJMMONDED DOCTA' GERALD TO PUT ICE ON MY HEMMERHOIDS
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 | SeedsofNone something about babymetal or some s*** like that. he'll be out for two months.
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| itchybutthole jahgreed b-bro back to school morelike back to spuuut ehah pls maek mou lists
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 | YakNips don't worry about it keep writing good vaporwave reviews
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| Pestiferous Lllllllo dude how do you even use the WiFi there all of them need a PW WAHO NOA
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| Pestiferous YOH MY ****ING COCKS DUDE SCHOOL IS BACK IN SESSION WE NEED TO GET DICK USED TO BEING BACK ON THIS SITE AND THAT IS GOING TO START WITH ME DROPPING A PILE OF CAT s*** s*** s*** s*** s*** s*** ONTO YOUR HVHS PARKING SPOT DAMMIT HAHAHA I KNOW THAT WILL HURT YOUR FEELINGS DAMMIT HOLY s*** SHOULD WE START ****ING UP........PICNIK SMITHER'S s***s***s***s***s***BOX
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| YakNips woah i didn't know u were beautiful
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| itchybutthole i added your other last fm but it wasnt scroobling so i was like HOLY s*** DID HE QUIT MUSIC FOR GOOODD???!?!?!? HOLYY MACARONIII QUE PASSA RYAN THE MOOKID GENE SQUIDWARD??' ya know but i found your other account hehehe good to know youre still musiking eheh
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| SeedsofNone YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHAT I MEANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU CAN'T FOOL ME RYAN
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| SeedsofNone yo this guy did the whole microsoft sam vocals five years before you http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/63792/Icy-P-and-the-Funky-Bunch-Thug-Bungalow/
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| itchybutthole also is there a reason why you listen to the same song twice in a row? pls respond
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| itchybutthole hello ryan willis ,when are you accepting my last.fm friend request? i want to know what youre listening to and in whish device at all times
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 | Snake. damn straight; haven't played it in over three years tho :[
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