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  • tempest-- you missed it rip
    August 1 12:56 AM
  • tempest-- seaeric on cam omg http://tinychat.com/sputnik
    August 1 12:17 AM
  • BigPleb Its riffs time, no Chariot tho pls.
    July 31 07:03 PM
  • BigPleb I wanna jam and I always get what I want.
    July 31 07:01 PM
  • Hawks I don't. :[ It's cool dude I'll find one. m/
    July 31 06:05 PM
  • Hawks Damn I just did couldn't find one. Gonna try again lol.
    July 31 06:02 PM
  • Hawks Dude do you have a d/l link for that new Impetuous Ritual album?
    July 31 05:57 PM
  • deathschool Look, if you wanna rec me something, you can do it like a civilized human being.
    July 31 12:00 AM
  • deathschool Lame tunes? Bitch plz
    July 30 11:31 PM
  • deathschool Youtube
    July 30 11:28 PM
  • deathschool How did you find me? ? ?
    July 30 11:18 PM
  • aok convince me to listen to Sigur Ros Kveikur and Tim Hecker Ravedeath, 1972 . readyyyy go
    July 30 04:57 PM
  • Wizard Where did he have a meltdown so I can torture him some more?
    July 29 07:40 AM
  • TheMoreira Oh i think so, even though i think cleaner production still gets me better! Btw i left a rec here the other day, Vinterbris - Solace. Do you know them? I really feel like you would dig it!
    July 28 08:19 AM
  • TheMoreira RIP awesome dm list, you will be missed :'
    July 28 07:48 AM
  • Futures little japanese girls is the future of metal ditch all your death metal its obsolete
    July 28 02:45 AM
  • Futures necro about BABYMETAL fvck man fvck STAFF
    July 28 02:22 AM
  • TheMoreira Dude you totally took down that DM list you had made for me, i used to recur to it often. I died a bit today.
    July 27 07:02 PM
  • Futures This is the future of metal right here. Ten years from now, we'll all look back on this record and view it as a pivotal turning point in heavy metal's evolution as a genre OH MY GOD HELP ME
    July 27 06:16 PM
  • tommygun sorry man after 5ing the meadowlands i couldn't in good conscience keep the krusseldorf 5 like it's v v good but y'know
    July 27 05:34 PM
  • DrMaximus RIP
    July 27 03:03 PM
  • DrMaximus What room do the jammers jam in? Every time I check the rooms are empty
    July 27 02:53 PM
  • Futures ye i got them all written down. swee sounds like i need that stuff haha.
    July 27 01:21 PM
  • Futures that album man. heaviest thing i've ever heard no joke. the riffs are relentless
    July 27 01:14 PM
  • Futures dude that sounds cool as fvck
    July 27 01:02 PM
  • Futures aight but what album tho
    July 27 12:58 PM
  • Futures if it sounds like artificial brain then i'm in
    July 27 12:52 PM
  • Futures will do man! is it cause they're from straya
    July 27 12:49 PM
  • Futures ahhhh s*** will do man. but really man that album. riffs so HARD. need more s*** like that.
    July 27 12:45 PM
  • Futures lmao. dude artificial brain was so good. might be my aoty
    July 27 12:40 PM
  • Futures artificial brain OMG HOLY s***
    July 27 02:19 AM
  • Futures just finished my 2nd. SHOULD I THO
    July 27 01:01 AM
  • tommygun this weekend's edition of club snaps from pleb: http://i.imgur.com/kqlI4JO.png
    July 27 01:00 AM
  • Futures dude swee thats on the JAM list. and yeah this album man. wtf have i been missing out on. t/t is like the best thing ever created i think.
    July 27 12:59 AM
  • Futures dude i just jammed wish you were here ...fuk
    July 27 12:19 AM
  • TheMoreira I'll be jamming Destroyers again for now! Bro u seriously gotta check Vinterbris - Solace. ****ing awesome BM newcomers
    July 26 06:07 PM
  • BigPleb Didn't you 2 that dude? So disgraceful ;_;
    July 26 02:09 PM
  • BigPleb hahahah, just jam Starless and ponder the mysteries of the universe.
    July 26 02:07 PM
  • BigPleb Dang dude, I would give u some cos just found some whiskey and beers from Thursday night m/
    July 26 02:05 PM
  • BigPleb Lol so glad he's back! Why are up so late bb?
    July 26 02:03 PM
  • BigPleb LOL wtf is that?
    July 26 02:02 PM
  • TheMoreira Hm i felt like it was a bit samey i think the riffs weren't that hard hitting. But i feel like that a lot on my first couple of listens of stuff in this strain, so 1 listen wouldn't be enough anyway.
    July 26 02:01 PM
  • TheMoreira Jammed Destroyers Of All yday, didn't do much for me tbh. But i will give it a good chance still!
    July 26 01:49 PM
  • Futures ye dude i love gorguts. will check immolation.
    July 26 05:06 AM
  • Futures well ya but i mean in general. never listened to much dm for some reason.
    July 26 05:00 AM
  • Futures fook that sounds great. also im gonna jam the new dead congregation and behemoth as well! starting to explore true death metal finally.
    July 26 04:53 AM
  • Futures heard the t/t track it was so good man. gonna check it now since its jac approved!
    July 26 04:47 AM
  • Futures dude have you ever jammed inferi?
    July 26 04:27 AM
  • true i'm just postin oldd reviews on here but hey you never know if this doesnt get nuked
    July 25 05:42 PM
  • evilford wow sounds pretty gay
    July 25 05:37 PM
  • evilford dang. who do you have to kill to get on what.cd?
    July 25 03:30 PM
  • evilford so if soulseek is your last resort, what are your first resorts?
    July 25 02:53 PM
  • evilford hey man so where do you get stuff you can't find on soulseek? I'm getting a lot of stuff but there's also a lot of stuff that I can't get there...please be specific since I am a retard noob :]
    July 25 02:18 PM
  • Keyblade Sweet, thanks yo
    July 25 09:23 AM
  • Keyblade LOL I'm dead. Actually made the list, any help would be appreciated :3
    July 25 09:01 AM
  • Keyblade Need to start on it still ;_;. Gonna make a list asking for motivational tips/tricks brb
    July 25 08:27 AM
  • Keyblade lol really? Lotta Fetor fans nowadays huh lel. But yeah I'd love to see more. Your LP5 review was awesome. I really need to start reviewing too, there are a lot of albums that need more exposure.
    July 25 08:24 AM
  • Keyblade It's impeccable as per usual. Love how you painted the review against the backdrop of the current trends of how we consume music. Really puts it into perspective
    July 25 08:10 AM
  • Futures im ded
    July 25 01:55 AM
  • Futures the riffs are crushing my skull i don't have much longer!!!
    July 25 01:36 AM
  • Futures halfway through everything is fire. ...fuk
    July 25 01:32 AM
  • fromtheinside lol, it doesn't really matter. c'est la vie
    July 24 11:57 PM
  • fromtheinside you'll be ok. :) i was joking! but you and clim started it lol
    July 24 11:46 PM
  • fromtheinside bae i'm right here and in your fallujah cd
    July 24 11:31 PM
  • TheMoreira You're scaring me stahp b4 i start peeing bad meme-y jokes about Fallujah's new album cus very scariness.
    July 24 01:53 PM
  • TheMoreira Wtv, i will check that to see how right you are about that lel
    July 24 01:45 PM
  • TheMoreira music = creativity = subjectivity/personal interpretation/taste
    July 24 01:45 PM
  • TheMoreira And btw today is checking new Fallujah day round these parts, so ****ing stoked
    July 24 01:37 PM
  • TheMoreira Oh i will then. Damn man 1 year that's a lot. But i can relate to that, bands/albums falling under the radar for a while happens more often than we'd usually expect
    July 24 01:36 PM
  • Futures expecting a lot TBH. but ya new fallujah was swee prob a 4 idk. felt a little samey. but i guess thats all tech death. the atmospheric parts were swee
    July 24 01:29 PM
  • Keyblade my love of power electronics!!![2]
    July 24 01:28 PM
  • TheMoreira I mean mostly the mood and atmosphere, if you catch my drift.
    July 24 01:28 PM
  • TheMoreira thanks bro. As always drowning in jams but i will SURELY give one of those a listen today. I like some depressive s*** as post metal goes like Cult Of Luna, and on that BM post hybrid i really like some Alcest stuff and Deafheaven. Can i expect something like that (more dm of course) within any of these albums (or on a specific one in special)?
    July 24 01:27 PM
  • Futures fook man. fook.
    July 24 01:25 PM
  • Futures i expect to get it right away! i loved the songs in plug actually. o ya new fallujah i jammed it. its p cool i like it.
    July 24 01:19 PM
  • Futures aight im gonna do it tonight man. everything is fire. gonna jam it.
    July 24 01:15 PM
  • DrMaximus Lmao, no way. That needs a review hard. I look forward to reading your interpretation :]
    July 24 01:12 PM
  • DrMaximus A Fetor review would be fantastic. i need a place to discuss my love of power electronics!!![2]
    July 24 01:02 PM
  • MO yea that's fair dude. I mean ultimately you like what you like, there is just quite a bit of the genre I see as doing it to see how fast you can play (rings of saturn...ugh). in all honesty, I'm damn surprised I'm digging it as much as I am. I think it's because they're a touch more progressive and have some nice airy parts to their songs.
    July 24 11:11 AM
  • Futures swee. i need a place to discuss my love of power electronics!!!
    July 24 11:05 AM
  • Futures awwwwww sheeeeit. what albums?
    July 24 10:56 AM
  • MO Part 2. Now as a musician I completely appreciate how hard some of the stuff is that they're doing in the more mainstream cook-cutter stuff, but it's just sort of lifeless. Anyone can learn to play fast and do only that if they put in the time. But to actually create good songs and utilize the strengths of speed where they're necessary is what ultimately divides the tech death scene for me.
    July 24 10:53 AM
  • MO I'm a fan of a decent amount of tech death, but not the stuff that's a more conventional/mainstream sound. The genre is completely over-saturated with bands that are simply going through the motions, playing as fast as possible and using production as a way to make themselves sound even more fast. They do it for the speed and simply blurting out as much s.hit as humanly possible. Bands like Gorguts, Augury, etc find ways to slow it down at times and make their music breath quite a bit.
    July 24 10:51 AM
  • Futures rev fetor u bitch
    July 24 10:51 AM
  • tommygun dude every time a new rev appears on front page and it isn't krusseldorf i die a little inside
    July 24 12:35 AM
  • Xar ah i suppose so. i don't mind much, i love rerating s*** and that comment count was getting a little embarrassingly high. all good. :]
    July 24 12:15 AM
  • Xar nm just got banneded
    July 24 12:05 AM
  • Xar should be pretty obv mate :]
    July 24 12:00 AM
  • climactic http://tinypic.com/r/194m5d/8
    July 23 11:42 PM
  • climactic lol dudeeeeee we're in plug
    July 23 11:23 PM
  • tommygun yes bowie and eno invented ambient :D nah i jest... excited for review and will bump daily cos alb rules and more people should get it in their ear holes
    July 23 09:24 PM
  • tommygun smh have u even heard low
    July 23 09:21 PM
  • tommygun omg omg u better use one or all of the following words: 'icy', 'fracture', 'bowie'
    July 23 08:09 PM
  • cmanno1 Production is phenomenal on the new Fallujah... I'm a huge audiophile, also into sound engineering, and don't get me wrong I love dirty old school death or low-fi blackened w.e if it aids the atmosphere and the genre. For what Fallujah are going for production, mixing, and mastering seem spot on. So ya I'm just curious what annoys you about it?? Love your taste in music btw :)
    July 23 06:58 PM
  • evilford :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    July 23 11:00 AM
  • evilford yeah, someone dl'd electrocution :3
    July 23 10:50 AM
  • evilford dude I've dl'd like 100 albums since sunday, soulseek is goat praise stan
    July 23 10:44 AM
  • Futures nevr felt so alone~~~~~~
    July 23 12:15 AM
  • Futures jesus christ man. haven't had that much fun in so long.
    July 23 12:04 AM
  • Futures dude im dead
    July 22 11:59 PM
  • tommygun LOL
    July 22 11:57 PM
  • tommygun i've seen and heard it all man nothing can impress me anymore~~~
    July 22 07:48 PM
  • tommygun made another rating should help boost the objectivity
    July 22 09:55 AM
  • tommygun which room?
    July 22 09:42 AM
  • tommygun Objectivity 80% *low whistle*
    July 22 07:39 AM
  • tommygun idk i'm v v v fond of your pale communion 3.5 :D
    July 22 07:32 AM
  • Frippertronics hraad
    July 22 01:59 AM
  • Frippertronics dist si ligs
    July 22 01:35 AM
  • CaptainDooRight just wanted to give you a progress, ive completed 2 tracks and the 3rd is about 90% done. Once all finished all tracks will have to mastered but as I go along ill see if I can preview anything to you if you're interested. I'm really enjoying this journey of creating this
    July 21 03:58 PM
  • Insurrection peace love n prosper etc
    July 21 10:10 AM
  • BigPleb everything is riffs?
    July 21 05:43 AM
  • BigPleb plug bb?
    July 21 05:05 AM
  • Futures if you actually listen to it tell me what you think lol
    July 21 03:54 AM
  • Futures dude it riffs ahrd. its kinda like a southern dillinger.
    July 21 03:52 AM
  • Futures lmao dude you gotta trust me on this. it's only 30 minutes anyway. i really think you would dig it tho.
    July 21 03:50 AM
  • Futures no but its good no cleans or anything!
    July 21 03:47 AM
  • Futures only if you check the chariot- one wing
    July 21 03:44 AM
  • Futures but dude think of the street cred. "yo i 4.5d FETOR"
    July 21 03:40 AM
  • Futures should've reced him FETOR so elite
    July 21 03:37 AM
  • Futures @Futures I did and oh my god was I disturbed by the music haha I looked at the lyrics as to what the lead singer was "singing" and some of it was interesting but other lyrics were weird. Personally, the band is not really my thing. OH MY GOD
    July 21 03:31 AM
  • Futures he better not come back or i quit
    July 21 03:28 AM
  • Futures oh yeah ween duh. G O A T
    July 21 03:27 AM
  • Futures best thread ever?
    July 21 03:25 AM
  • evilford I'll never question technology again
    July 21 01:18 AM
  • evilford DUDE THIS IS ****ING AWESOME I'VE FOUND MORE STUFF IN THE LAST TWO HOURS THAN I'VE GOTTEN IN THE LAST YEAR omfg...I will add you ****in a this is the best goddamn day ever :D
    July 21 01:18 AM
  • evilford you mean you use soulseek more than anything? I used to be up on this tech s*** years and years ago but these days I have no idea what any of that means ...lol
    July 20 10:45 PM
  • evilford Sup dude hey weird dumb question but how do u get your music? I just got my new computer set up and I wanna start getting all the s***. Like mediafire or something?
    July 20 12:08 PM
  • BigPleb I was drunk sorry :/
    July 20 09:23 AM
  • fromtheinside might. it ****ing ruuuuules so goddamn hard. my aoty right now
    July 20 02:17 AM
  • OmairSh Oh no I guess I'm tooo narrow minded to appreciate dis new direction ov OPeth :-/
    July 19 10:48 PM
  • OmairSh Akerfeldt playing it safer as he gets older, rip
    July 19 10:43 PM
  • OmairSh Same PC rating!
    July 19 10:39 PM
  • climactic dat flesh prevail tho
    July 19 01:38 PM
  • climactic http://tinypic.com/r/35jmq03/8
    July 19 01:10 PM
  • tempest-- also yea i was only talking about the repost my comment was at like 3:30 or something because i was just about to leave for work!!!!
    July 19 12:03 PM
  • tempest-- nah it was more like what i shoutboxed to him but w/e it's gone now
    July 19 12:01 PM
  • tempest-- idk just like "brendans the worst he sucks lol"
    July 19 12:01 PM
  • tempest-- did you read any of the Babymetal thread? I posted a comment then went to work and when I got home it was d :-[
    July 19 11:51 AM
  • BigPleb dude ill be back in soon, just pluggin with my buddy
    July 17 09:42 AM
  • BigPleb redy?
    July 17 09:00 AM
  • BigPleb Ye gimme 10 mins
    July 17 08:46 AM
  • BigPleb I literally just created 3 then just rate Opeth haha, I'm not creative ok :/
    July 17 07:54 AM
  • BigPleb Oh s***, Emeritus is me LOL. Forgot I changed the title name :p
    July 17 07:52 AM
  • BigPleb All of those are mine except Emeritus.
    July 17 07:44 AM
  • BigPleb ???
    July 17 07:39 AM
  • tommygun ahrd http://i.imgur.com/SmMvZpX.jpg
    July 17 05:37 AM
  • SeedsofNone agrd
    July 16 11:43 PM
  • SeedsofNone ily bb :^}
    July 16 11:41 PM
  • Betray still
    July 16 01:15 PM
  • BigPleb LINKE ME
    July 16 11:40 AM
  • BigPleb bb plug kicked me and i cant get back in ;_;
    July 16 11:32 AM
  • SowingSeason If you want staff it's better to focus on new releases because that's what gets the website the most exposure. That's not to say you can't mix it up; I've reviewed albums from the 1960's. But I'd say just write what about what interests you. There's no sense in trying to write about, say, electronica if you don't care at all about it. Plus, the more passionate you are about something, the better your review will be. The bottom line for promotions is quality, everything else comes 2nd. :)
    July 16 12:54 AM
  • SowingSeason Branching out is always a good idea, because versatile writers are coveted. However, I know for a fact that the powers-that-be specifically try to fill niche writers...I remember they promoted Crysis because he was the only person doing a decent job reviewing metal at the time and Jom/Willie/all of us staff in general were conversing about how we didn't want the staff to be a homogeneous pool of alt-indie writers. Because tbqh that's how the majority of us lean taste-wise.
    July 16 12:44 AM
  • Cygnatti accessible, huh? i must be stupid or something.
    July 15 06:21 PM
  • Futures later today?
    July 15 05:03 PM
  • tommygun rehabbing in hot water give me 30-60 mins
    July 15 04:06 AM
  • BigPleb Why wouldn't it be? :/
    July 15 04:05 AM
  • BigPleb can we marry?
    July 15 04:02 AM
  • Cygnatti i know i suck T_T i can get down to jazz but like these avant garde classics are just mysteries to me.
    July 14 06:05 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Dat profile pic.
    July 14 12:56 PM
  • Futures https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10454435_10202346145522037_1132297618196686411_n.jpg
    July 13 10:00 PM
  • BigPleb Are you gna give in?
    July 13 07:29 AM
  • BigPleb Ins man, he wants you banished!!!!
    July 13 07:22 AM
  • Futures 4 negs what was going on tho really
    July 12 11:54 PM
  • Futures wtf
    July 12 11:18 PM
  • Futures ok i cant get back in help
    July 12 09:13 PM
  • Futures idk you pick
    July 12 08:09 PM
  • Futures ye. dude check jimmy eat world or lets jam. **** that room etc
    July 12 07:49 PM
  • Futures "but you're damaging weens average"
    July 12 07:47 PM
  • Futures omg
    July 12 07:42 PM
  • BigPleb hahaha holy ****, he is def coming for your elitist brony **** arse if you carry on!
    July 12 07:36 PM
  • BigPleb ye but there's only one problem man, he has no ammo to use against you hahaha
    July 12 07:31 PM
  • BigPleb malleus is in on the act now hahaha
    July 12 07:28 PM
  • BigPleb nuh im out, can't deal with this anymore hahaha
    July 12 07:24 PM
  • BigPleb dude what are we gna do? this irony is off the scale!!!!!
    July 12 07:19 PM
  • BigPleb He's got a new rev out man hehe.
    July 12 07:15 PM
  • BigPleb 'jac: sputniks resident hypocrite' - Insurektion 2k14
    July 12 05:59 PM
  • Cygnatti i try my best but let me know if ya turn out to dig or not. ^_^
    July 11 09:47 PM
  • Cygnatti this song right here is ****ing badass, lemme tells ya. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psqAZbQXQBg
    July 11 09:42 PM
  • Cygnatti the two are absolutely and completely nothing alike. NOTHING. however, overload in remain in light was the band's attempt to make a joy division song w/o actually having ever listen to a single joy division song and well it's extremely accurate. joy division sounds like overload with slightly more energy and a lot more personal/emotionally connected. so if ya dig overload but wish it didn't twiddle around for a little too long, then joy division is for ya. :]
    July 11 09:41 PM
  • Cygnatti have you tried joy division? 1000s of post punx bands have ripped them off and for this is past is no different except that it is very possibly even better than joy division (they're much much better than the competition). :x if you want the more guitar oriented post punx, def try gang of four and television.
    July 11 09:33 PM
  • Cygnatti omfg yus. for this is past is pretty darn close to a 5 for me. gotta give it more time and maybe it'll get there. :] last track is a beaut tbh.
    July 11 09:25 PM
  • Cygnatti Talking Heads Remain in Light 4.5 06.29.14Ensemble Pittoresque For This Is Past 4.0 06.29.14
    July 11 09:20 PM
  • Cygnatti dat post punx rite there tho. :3
    July 11 09:08 PM
  • Futures dude check jimmy eat world
    July 11 03:08 PM
  • TheSpirit Okay, checking now
    July 11 02:24 AM
  • TheSpirit Yeah man, I hear you! It's nice to know some people here still value discussion and intense, yet respectful debate, and I hope there will be more opportunities for that. I do apologize for my first comment, it was pretty rude and I could have definitely said it in more cordial manner.
    July 11 02:08 AM
  • ExplosiveOranges Ah. Come to think of it, we do have similar-looking profiles, haha.
    July 10 09:48 AM
  • tempest-- omg https://www.facebook.com/ericmartinl
    July 10 07:32 AM
  • CaptainDooRight Sweet! And yeah bro I'd love to see. I can't wait! captaindooright@yahoo.com
    July 10 12:32 AM
  • ExplosiveOranges ......... What?
    July 9 10:32 PM
  • NonApplicable Fair enough. I thought it was youtubes way of telling me that you thumbs downed the video because I couldn't find anyway to actually reply to it.
    July 9 02:31 PM
  • NonApplicable Hey man, I saw that you thumbs downed my ETID video on youtube. What didn't you like about my review? Thanks for taking the time to view the video!
    July 9 01:04 AM
  • fromtheinside you, like the rest of my life today, have let me down. where are my razors
    July 6 03:15 AM
  • fromtheinside haha. i wish i was in the mood for adtr. but ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook : (
    July 6 03:12 AM
  • fromtheinside everything is coke
    July 6 03:03 AM
  • fromtheinside can i submit that to you through plug?????????????????
    July 6 03:02 AM
  • fromtheinside whatchu doin this day bae
    July 6 02:58 AM
  • fromtheinside hi
    July 6 02:52 AM
  • Rowan5215 Shaq-quee-beem?
    July 4 06:37 AM

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