Jacquibim
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  • Idontevenlikemusic Dude wanna feature my recent weeb list?
    May 27 03:41 AM
  • Flugmorph dude wanna feature my recent weeby list?
    May 21 03:45 PM
  • CaptainDooRight *thumbs up* also I love the profile pic, spent like 2 hours the other day being entertained by the cutest birds on YouTube
    May 19 10:26 PM
  • CaptainDooRight hey bro just released my new trvth album, hopefully the technicality level is enjoyable to you - https://trvth.bandcamp.com/album/arcane-sages
    May 19 02:42 PM
  • SoccerRiot p.s. Shave
    May 16 10:02 PM
  • pjorn shave
    May 16 02:30 PM
  • SoccerRiot no more peanut butter sandwiches, yes I'll pay for the damages
    May 16 02:30 PM
  • SoccerRiot Jiffy didn't die for this!!!
    May 16 02:28 PM
  • Aberf shave
    May 16 02:06 PM
  • Flugmorph shave
    May 16 11:42 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot oh and i think new Lambkin / Unami collab
    May 13 10:58 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot new Jlin, Loke Rahbek, Visions Congo, Tsunxmi. idk. there's a couple
    May 13 10:57 AM
  • UndineParty Lol
    May 11 11:03 AM
  • UndineParty once the mods see that you're getting a depromotion
    May 11 03:14 AM
  • UndineParty http://imgur.com/a/y5IID
    May 11 03:11 AM
  • UndineParty Why are u so angry? You always seem really angry when people don't agree with you, it makes me rather uncomfortable
    May 10 06:07 PM
  • UndineParty Wow you're staff? Don't you think you hurl insults around a bit much? I remember you calling people retards
    May 10 06:06 PM
  • UndineParty Have you considered not fkin ponies?
    May 10 05:42 PM
  • UndineParty Shave what?
    May 10 05:26 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa shave
    May 10 05:18 PM
  • UndineParty Ty, I enjoyed myself, I am glad you are too
    May 10 04:57 PM
  • Tyler. shave
    May 10 03:42 AM
  • nocuffin bump up that perverse recollections rating
    May 9 10:55 PM
  • betray m/
    May 9 08:15 PM
  • hasan thank you bro it is good to do a nice post
    May 6 08:23 PM
  • FullOfSounds don't ever talk to my dad like that
    May 4 06:53 AM
  • ZippaThaRippa Any particular reason or just because
    May 2 09:46 AM
  • MillionDead Thanks, I just really got into them over the weekend. Goddammit they're the truth. Probably the best active death metal band, right now. If not that, close.
    May 2 02:20 AM
  • wacknizzle i liked the new ingurgitating oblivion on the first few listens. it's a pretty daunting album, 53 minutes over 4 songs, one of which being 22 minutes long. i'd definitely say to atleast give a listen, maybe people are thinking it's overly ambitious ulcerate/gorguts worship and ends up being nonsense, but i haven't jumped to that yet. if i don't flop on it it's definitely atleast a 3.5/4
    May 1 09:13 PM
  • Evokaphile It wanders around like Bitches Brew trying to mimmick ulcerate. Wasnt impressed despite the solid musicianship.
    April 30 11:44 AM
  • evilford did u wipe some of ur ratings? u used to have more than me
    April 30 12:10 AM
  • evilford I can't hold a grudge against u bby.
    April 29 09:44 PM
  • evilford "The Chasm The Spell of Retribution3.0" U FKN WOT M9
    April 29 08:49 PM
  • kingdedethefifth Let them all know and fear me lol
    April 28 10:16 AM
  • wub Sick and tight. You like taffy?
    April 27 11:31 PM
  • wub If Plaster is the name of a friendly farm animal, yes.
    April 27 11:24 PM
  • wub Do u sk8, m8? Don't be sad :D
    April 27 11:19 PM
  • wub Don't haze me, bruh.
    April 27 11:10 PM
  • kingdedethefifth That's cool then man, if anyone gives you s*** for it though I got you. Like I will dropkick a bitch including my passive-aggressive lover Zip.
    April 27 10:55 PM
  • kingdedethefifth There's nothing actually wrong with being a brony (assuming you are one, i'm guessing that's why you chose the avatar) like just don't fill the s***ty stereotypes and you're good. The way I view it is I may not understand your life but I can't control it, ya know?
    April 27 10:35 PM
  • kingdedethefifth I'm not sure I really get online "shticks" like I try to emulate my real personality online instead of becoming a whole different person, you know? I've also always found it annoying that people act douchey but then it's cool because it's "shtick". I mean i'll take your word for it because maybe he's much cooler in real life. I'd say you're pretty cool yourself (to the point where I won't even make obligatory brony jokes about you)
    April 27 09:14 PM
  • kingdedethefifth Is that so? I've never really seen him act quite so aggressive with others. Although obviously if he gives you that amount of s*** for a pony avatar then perhaps he is lol
    April 27 08:56 PM
  • hasan that was beautiful for sure on the page that made me happy bless you live a good life
    April 25 10:01 PM
  • Snide It got changed to Snide a couple hours ago, I requested the name change considering Black Malachite isn't my only project anymore.
    April 24 02:02 AM
  • Rowhaus from brony to birby ur still da best
    April 22 02:00 AM
  • TVC15 Also, it seems you didn't rate L'Ordure according to RYM. If you thought Ballade was crazy, L'Ordure is them going even further off the deep end. Like Mr. Bungle's debut mixed with folky elements of viking metal, and the avante gardeness of Ballade with some drum machines and Oi! thrown into the mix for good measure
    April 20 12:15 AM
  • TVC15 Peste seems to be a pretty consistently excellent band
    April 19 11:56 PM
  • TVC15 So it is said, so shall it be done
    April 19 08:28 PM
  • TVC15 I've only heard Peste Noir's debut and when I looked through your 5s to choose the album I'd pair you with for the yearbook, I got interested by the Peste album you 5d. Quite better than the debut and excited by this discovery :)
    April 19 06:20 PM
  • Spacesh1p Much appreciated. Just needed someone/something to narrow it down a bit.
    April 19 04:39 PM
  • Spacesh1p Yeah that's the problem. Don't know where to start. Any suggestions? I don't even know what I like lol.
    April 19 04:27 PM
  • Spacesh1p Sweet profile pic lol. Also do you have any classical lists you worked from to explore the genre? Been trying to get a grip on it lately but I never really know where to look.
    April 19 04:14 PM
  • kascetcadettt here's a thread where you can discuss how fantastic it is to be a part of this moment: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=174557 \\\ don't be scared to share the news with other guys in case i missed someone out and keep shining in the light of this beautiful rock n roll fireplate, god bless, hasanmedia represent
    April 19 04:54 AM
  • kascetcadettt sieg hi it's-a me smooth brotha from the umpteenth block taggin' em trainz comin' from your favorite station, word on the street is (artuma is gay) my new album came out recently and if that's the last thing i ever do let it be, leavin' the link in your hands my man: http://poleyounger.bandcamp.com/album/go-daylight \\\ feel FREE to 1 it if u didn't like my agressive self promotion campaign, feel FREE to thank me if this album saved your life
    April 19 04:54 AM
  • ZippaThaRippa Local Pone doesn't get on discord enough
    April 18 11:09 PM
  • Flugmorph check discord for the vocaroo recording
    April 18 09:58 AM
  • FullOfSounds ily
    April 18 07:27 AM
  • Rowhaus that new pic is lit
    April 17 10:59 PM
  • famousghost reaaaaaaaaaally?
    April 17 06:19 PM
  • EphemeralEternity hmm it's a bit of a redundancy but i'll give that to you
    April 17 10:37 AM
  • EphemeralEternity hey i understand. that was catechresis btw pls don't mock my profound username.
    April 17 10:31 AM
  • EphemeralEternity Rodger that. sorry boss
    April 17 10:28 AM
  • famousghost you think i'm trying to be discerning?
    April 17 08:24 AM
  • Flugmorph hes a dog of pavlov. He can only eat when a cute cockatiel sings him a sweet song.
    April 17 06:44 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot nah, i'm not one to share the limelight. the loser's review fades into obscurity and all that
    April 15 05:10 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot forgot it was in the review request section : /
    April 15 05:08 PM
  • Keyblade "what's power electronics, is that like a drill?" - lloyd
    April 15 11:14 AM
  • Keyblade hallowed times
    April 15 07:17 AM
  • Keyblade aw snap, gonna check. miss the days when i could just autopos ur revs
    April 15 07:14 AM
  • mindleviticus Hey Jacquibim! You're the only one for me girl =]. That much is clear, but did you know that... you're cute? =O Well baby it's true XD. Please respond for more flattery. Yours truly, mindleviticusPS: do u lick the dickPPS: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=249132
    April 11 07:02 PM
  • Xenophanes You diggin that new Artificial Brain?
    April 11 03:23 PM
  • Flugmorph ffs jac u wanna kill me?
    April 8 02:50 AM
  • ZippaThaRippa Lmao, no mercy. But seriously what a loser, he's become such a burnout. He reminds me of my stupid ****ing brother, which is probably why I hate him so much honestly.
    April 7 07:50 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa Nah he just sucks
    April 7 05:10 PM
  • evilford :D
    April 7 05:06 PM
  • evilford I thought u legit didn't care if I called u Jack I thought that was my thing w/ u but I can stop if it bothers u bby
    April 7 05:03 PM
  • evilford will try
    April 7 04:52 PM
  • evilford sweet insta 4.5. still gotta 4.5 LC
    April 7 04:48 PM
  • evilford lucky
    April 7 04:42 PM
  • evilford new artificial brain??? :O
    April 7 04:34 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa I was gonna post some snarky s*** but then I saw your argument with Crazy Old Man Hep and I had myself a little chuckle. What a ****ing relic
    April 7 03:23 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa Lol what the ****
    April 6 11:25 PM
  • Hep Kat Deleting comments is for chumps btw
    April 3 03:39 PM
  • Hep Kat So you're going with the "lolurmad" argument. That all ya got? Damn, you really DO need to try harder!
    April 3 03:31 PM
  • Hep Kat Try harder. Like hard as a diamond in a rhinestone world
    April 3 03:27 PM
  • Hep Kat Being a cock juggling okc thunder**** is kinda bandwagon-y brah, but if you finna roll like that, dump dump
    April 3 03:23 PM
  • Hep Kat Yeah I rounded up Round. The one person. Because he wrote the other sound off. And is not an idiot. Meanwhile, you have a gay pjorn star holdin' you down. Okay.
    April 3 03:17 PM
  • Hep Kat Does deliberately misunderstanding things in a cutesy, coy manner work for you, Mr. Macktastic? Ain't slippin' on no banana peels, ay?
    April 3 03:04 PM
  • Hep Kat Try harder, goof troop
    April 3 11:28 AM
  • pjorn goddamnit
    April 3 12:55 AM
  • pjorn you were about to catch these hands but we cool
    April 3 12:52 AM
  • pjorn are you happy now
    April 3 12:42 AM
  • Willie That promo you requested is in edited into your request post.
    April 2 09:55 PM
  • Sniff Sunless goes hard! Also that's some praise ford gave you!
    April 2 12:23 PM
  • Flugmorph read that comment and found it to be mediocre tbh
    April 2 12:06 PM
  • Flugmorph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16W7kpnHkIo
    April 2 08:49 AM
  • evilford Idk how in the s***ting hell is beat u btw. You're like a more interesting/articulate version of me
    April 1 04:37 AM
  • evilford Thanks bro same to u I'd follow u into mordor
    April 1 04:04 AM
  • evilford thanks. I look forward to seeing justice served
    March 30 03:52 PM
  • evilford word :D but yeah clearly reich didn't want two dm dudes in the final four. racism
    March 30 03:49 PM
  • evilford and I'll prob still lose to you but it's kool, you're a good dude to lose to
    March 30 03:43 PM
  • evilford I guess voting for yourself is pre lame I admit that lol. not sure what I was thinkin
    March 30 03:31 PM
  • Evokaphile Hey man i just posted a new review for an album that one else has listened to. Anyway doe stuff like that ever get featured?
    March 29 08:42 PM
  • ScuroFantasma https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_6Q-PLAcBVw - you seen this yet? Eddie from Infant's hard rock side project, cool stuff
    March 28 07:29 AM
  • Frippertronics ala don't he's the highlander dude is ****ing doomed to being penniless, virginal AND an immortal bitch boy
    March 27 02:07 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist gonna hang myself now
    March 27 02:05 AM
  • Frippertronics let's tax the ****er into poverty
    March 27 02:01 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist whats "intersectional x" tho
    March 27 01:59 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist making the tumblr now.
    March 27 01:58 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Fripp told me to consult you about my taxes. Where should we start?
    March 27 01:49 AM
  • Frippertronics i'm gutted i missed that list absolute ****ing madman bless him
    March 27 01:48 AM
  • Frippertronics here's a goodie "what does a vagina feel like". consult doof since he's the ala-ism authority
    March 27 01:45 AM
  • Frippertronics "unleash the floodgates"
    March 27 01:43 AM
  • Frippertronics "gettin dat pussy yo" - ala in bizarro world no. 5019
    March 27 01:40 AM
  • Frippertronics "he took down that bitch ala with him - truly a god undeserving of the fate bestowed upon thee"
    March 27 01:37 AM
  • Frippertronics what should I put on the tombstone? "here lies the greatest manhorse known to man"
    March 27 01:35 AM
  • Frippertronics how are you faring against BOSS PIDGEON
    March 27 01:20 AM
  • Frippertronics where art thou, my pone companion
    March 27 12:06 AM
  • DoofusWainwright This is a comedy website than moonlights as a music database. They genuinely believe it's the other way round. Ah well.
    March 26 09:00 AM
  • DoofusWainwright The man don't give a...
    March 26 07:16 AM
  • Frippertronics it will never be over, friend. this is just the beginning (of me getting to writing verklarte nacht)
    March 22 04:08 AM
  • Frippertronics i haven't told you that metal is for children, BUT i don't **** with /pol/. ****in weird board
    March 22 04:02 AM
  • Frippertronics a rite of passage by the god emperor long gone, get learnt ****
    March 22 03:57 AM
  • Frippertronics also gonna point out your comment-wiping self ain't s*** but u still my poneboi
    March 22 03:55 AM
  • Frippertronics he 5d DK Jams, i would gladly allow myself to be SMASHED into pieces by the thrax
    March 22 03:54 AM
  • Frippertronics please i got connections with the hottest niggas up in olympus you don't **** with my boys unless you wanna be murked wayne brady style
    March 22 03:51 AM
  • Frippertronics inb4 you should consider it anyways
    March 22 03:49 AM
  • Frippertronics after i consider euthanasia after i get this snide rap album ofc
    March 22 03:49 AM
  • Frippertronics brb gonna review all the iannis xenakis works i can find
    March 22 03:48 AM
  • Frippertronics please dude, you ain't s*** without my insight. i'm playing 5D chess with your sorry ass and you don't even realize it
    March 22 03:47 AM
  • Frippertronics shoutout to the non-existent jac classical reviews
    March 22 03:43 AM
  • Frippertronics jac, you think you got what it takes when you can't take on BOSS PIDGEON and repping metal on the daily. by the time we're done here, there ain't gonna be no pone left behind
    March 22 03:42 AM
  • Frippertronics boy you think this is a game? this is war
    March 22 03:34 AM
  • Frippertronics It's BOSS PIDGEON you fool
    March 21 02:42 PM
  • Frippertronics *blocks your path* http://imgur.com/a/Y5Db2
    March 21 02:00 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot https://philippemeyohas.bandcamp.com/album/a-arte-do-retorno could you take a gander at this? got a message from the composer and his description sounded promising enough, *shrug emoji
    March 20 08:40 PM
  • Flugmorph extremly sm0l. like your new profile picture!
    March 18 04:24 AM
  • ScuroFantasma Thanks man!
    March 18 01:21 AM
  • hal1ax yo --- https://venenum.bandcamp.com/
    March 17 09:29 PM
  • hal1ax oh and i heard new Planning for Burial LP is good, if u are into that gazey drone metal shi. uhh and i'm actually listening to new Pallbearer right now and it's pretty deceee. LP is titled "heartless" if u wanna peep
    March 17 03:28 AM
  • hal1ax i haven't heard that, gonna dload it now, along with that new kassel jaeger i see in your rates
    March 17 03:22 AM
  • hal1ax but ya i've hardly heard anything yet. u might be into new Amnesia Scanner~Truth
    March 17 03:19 AM
  • hal1ax maaan i'm actually severely behind on new music. grad school has been unrelenting. i have a spring break coming up next week tho and i'm gonna listen to like a thousand '17 records so i'll keep u posted baby cakes
    March 17 03:17 AM
  • Toad im in disguise
    March 16 03:09 PM
  • Flugmorph melting every time
    March 16 09:25 AM
  • BigPleb Its my kinda cheese duder
    March 13 01:12 AM
  • Flugmorph i love it
    March 12 07:48 PM
  • Flugmorph very birb heavy video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f78_Tf4Tdk
    March 12 07:37 PM
  • Frippertronics verklarte nacht / streichtrio review soon tbh
    March 12 06:19 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot caught a typo: "sound like a too bad an idea"
    March 11 08:42 AM
  • Flugmorph yes but im going to the gym soon
    March 11 08:23 AM
  • Flugmorph get on discord rn
    March 11 07:50 AM
  • Flugmorph watch toradora
    March 11 07:47 AM
  • Flugmorph its not like i like you or anything...
    March 11 07:37 AM
  • Flugmorph well then idc what YOU THINK OK?
    March 11 06:24 AM
  • Flugmorph oh that... its weeb s***
    March 11 06:01 AM
  • Flugmorph lol what conversation, its just a gif
    March 11 04:26 AM
  • Gameofmetal i might cover it, but I kinda expect it to be pretty bad and not worth talking about. fit for an autopsy has a record out the same day so that might be a better option. Excited to read your article tho
    March 10 05:18 PM
  • Gameofmetal Was thinking about it but not too sure yet, maybe Ill have something to say once I hear it
    March 10 04:19 PM
  • p4p touche
    March 10 02:58 PM
  • p4p lol r u the new haevy
    March 10 01:41 PM
  • Gameofmetal are you gonna review the new obituary or nah?
    March 10 12:44 PM
  • p4p how to get 18% experimental slice
    March 10 01:32 AM
  • evilford hey jac check my new list for your fortune, you won't regret it I swear
    March 9 01:34 PM
  • cryptologous So this album is on the way. Been listening to it for a review, kinda a bizarre amalgamation of Ulcerate, Meshuggah, Dodecahedron, and a bunch of other things. You might find it interesting.https://youtu.be/q45-0uk89to
    March 8 05:38 AM
  • Flugmorph https://discord.gg/GPBY6
    March 6 03:57 PM
  • Flugmorph here is all the info you need http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1066477
    March 6 03:44 PM
  • Flugmorph we habe birbs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmFv2m24nNU
    March 6 03:44 PM
  • Flugmorph pls come into our discord server! :3
    March 6 03:40 PM
  • Flugmorph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yw5x-2MsCY
    March 6 06:32 AM
  • Flugmorph thats the best birb that ever birbed
    March 6 06:29 AM
  • Winesburgohio my dude thank you so much, i imagine with my comparative dearth of reviews you must have gone out on a limb and i'm tremendously obliged. i'll make it worth your while by writing a different review of 'Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan' every day
    March 1 05:19 PM
  • Rowan5215 LET'S AV IT
    February 28 05:12 PM
  • p4p sup bushwacker
    February 28 11:35 AM
  • mindleviticus wow really????!!!!11 :O
    February 28 10:35 AM
  • Frippertronics i don't speak taco commercial, jac. idk, i'm guessing just in case i decide to review and just want to talk about the piece itself. plus i kiiiinda feel it redundant to rate the same thing twice
    February 28 12:30 AM
  • Frippertronics tho i generally go by the composer themselves UNLESS in cases where the interp has a page already
    February 28 12:06 AM
  • Frippertronics yeeee
    February 28 12:03 AM
  • evilford u just like breaking my heart
    February 27 11:21 PM
  • evilford dude why'd you abandon us? there's a small army in plug now. plus pleb MAY be stopping by soon ;]
    February 27 11:17 PM
  • evilford wtf no it doesn't ur making that up cuz you hate plug lol
    February 27 10:33 PM
  • evilford https://plug.dj/hard-jammers
    February 27 10:28 PM
  • Rowan5215 Dub fam takeover!
    February 27 05:44 PM
  • Flugmorph pone representative, i greet you! was there any kind of reaction to you, nominating me?
    February 27 02:11 PM
  • Flugmorph ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    February 27 02:09 PM
  • Frippertronics blessings for everyone. now to become the classical reviewing godmod i was destined to be.
    February 27 01:14 PM
  • macman76 Thanks, man!
    February 27 10:36 AM
  • cryptologous heheyueeaaaahboiiii
    February 27 09:01 AM
  • Gameofmetal Better watch the ambrosia around me bruh im bouta get tipsy on day 1 of my ascent
    February 27 08:50 AM
  • Gameofmetal m/m/ i have been blessed by the sput gods
    February 27 08:31 AM
  • wtferrothorn WAIT HOLY **** I DIDN'T KNOW I GOT THAT UNTIL YOU POINTED THAT OUT HOLYs***HOLYs***
    February 27 08:26 AM
  • Archelirion You've more than made amends, thank you so much ^ ^Suppose I've gotta write that A Forest of Stars review I said I would in that interview now, haven't I? :3
    February 27 08:24 AM
  • Mort. thanks staffquibim
    February 27 08:18 AM
  • ScuroFantasma Hahaha, thanks a bunch man!
    February 27 08:13 AM
  • Archelirion Dude, I am almost unreasonably happy right nowI've been grinning so much I think my face might fall off
    February 27 08:08 AM
  • manosg Thank you very much Jac! m/
    February 27 08:08 AM
  • Frippertronics I remember the bomb ass popcorn more tbh
    February 26 11:57 PM
  • Frippertronics I saw Episode III in theaters when it came out and I legitimately remember nothing of that movie.
    February 26 11:44 PM
  • Frippertronics Then you shall die AAAAAAAAARRUUGGGHH, or whatever sound Ian McDiarmid made as he did that sick 360 degree air spin
    February 26 11:30 PM
  • Gameofmetal im joking jeez
    February 26 09:21 PM

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