Jacquibim
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  • Frippertronics man why you gotta so gaaaaaaaaay
    February 25 11:03 AM
  • Flugmorph ROCK MY WORLD, PIEPZ
    February 25 10:39 AM
  • Flugmorph his brain cant process the new position of slightly more fame and power. We might have to take him down.
    February 25 04:40 AM
  • Flugmorph hahahahaha frip is getting way to much into this
    February 25 04:18 AM
  • Frippertronics Also it's taking ages to on my computer but on my tablet it's all W A T A
    February 25 04:01 AM
  • Frippertronics I will be waiting. Tonight, we dine with the birbs - IN HELL.
    February 24 09:07 PM
  • Frippertronics Woke up to a perfectly fine chest, free of daggers. Where were you, ****?
    February 24 12:28 PM
  • Frippertronics i have long transcended beyond you mere mortals, do you really think you can kill a god? Please, a birb and donkey can only hope to survive long enough to witness one in its divine glory, fool. Best sleep with one eye open because you're on my s***list, boi. P.S. Metal is for children.
    February 24 05:37 AM
  • Frippertronics also if you're gonna do it, do it now because i'm extra schleepy and it's 5:30 am. make it quick or i'll haunt your ass
    February 24 05:28 AM
  • Frippertronics alright you stupid birb, you small tailed ass goof
    February 24 05:23 AM
  • Frippertronics w a t a
    February 24 05:15 AM
  • Frippertronics idk just hit me up if you need to know anything. also rare profile pic change, bask in my glory son
    February 24 05:05 AM
  • Frippertronics i guess i have a decent advantage from playing in an orchestra for six years, but i mean you'll be fine if you know the basic language and s***
    February 24 05:02 AM
  • Frippertronics dunno if you're being serious or not, but it wouldn't hurt to give it a try. plus you're implying there's anyone on here that actually gives a damn about classical aside from like six people and treeqt
    February 24 04:59 AM
  • Frippertronics methinks imma be reviewing some classical in the future. gottfried huppertz' score of metropolis in the works (hardest 5 since 5 could 5)
    February 24 02:55 AM
  • Ebola feel free to ruin my threads anytime
    February 23 01:50 PM
  • Rowhaus keep reppin' the metal m/
    February 23 12:43 PM
  • Flugmorph bless the cockabirb
    February 23 07:49 AM
  • Flugmorph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvfthkELUPw
    February 23 07:17 AM
  • Evokaphile Sweet man! Thanks. Got a few paragraphs done ill probably finish it today. Release date is the 24th correct?
    February 21 09:34 AM
  • Flugmorph ye i know, 's gonna be gr8
    February 21 07:35 AM
  • Evokaphile You planning on reviewing Atonement?
    February 21 07:20 AM
  • Flugmorph uuuuuuuuh
    February 21 06:32 AM
  • Flugmorph WHATS UNDER THE RED STUFF.
    February 21 06:21 AM
  • Frippertronics It wasn't hard enough, but I shall take it with swift grace.
    February 20 11:59 PM
  • Frippertronics save that for the fourth annual "post-election loss cry in the shower", sponsored by the local bird enthusiasts club and Nestle ltd.
    February 20 10:45 PM
  • Frippertronics new review for the maxie richty, peep that s*** and shower me with critique
    February 20 10:30 PM
  • Flugmorph :(
    February 20 01:41 PM
  • Frippertronics if i get elected, peep my new profile pic when the time comes
    February 20 01:44 AM
  • Flugmorph lol whats under the red censor stuff
    February 19 08:02 AM
  • cryptologous top mayne
    February 19 07:25 AM
  • cryptologous how and where, whitey tighty
    February 19 07:24 AM
  • Flugmorph can you provide me with a link to that post?
    February 19 07:12 AM
  • Flugmorph the fucc is dis hahahahhaa
    February 19 07:06 AM
  • ScuroFantasma Haha, all done
    February 19 05:26 AM
  • Frippertronics all fo u, boio
    February 19 05:04 AM
  • Flugmorph classy af
    February 18 08:24 PM
  • Flugmorph kawaii desu! ****ing love your new profile pic man!
    February 18 04:51 AM
  • Trebor. I'm excited to be working with ya
    February 17 08:37 PM
  • Frippertronics On one condition, we must make birbposting a reality.
    February 17 08:13 PM
  • Arcade thanks man, excited to join the team :)
    February 17 06:53 PM
  • Evokaphile Shout out to your awesome reviews. Good taste and an awesome writing style. Its inspiring me to write a lot more.
    February 17 02:24 PM
  • Arcade indeed
    February 17 10:21 AM
  • Arcade 2.5 for HellHammer wow are you even metal anymore
    February 16 09:51 PM
  • Flugmorph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJpKsJSC5Nw
    February 14 04:00 PM
  • Frippertronics what is the meaning of this? will ron ever get his smash on? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sWyODJ5dKc
    February 14 08:32 AM
  • EliteTaste I know. I thought I'd found a comfortable middle ground of behaviour, but obviously (??) not.
    February 12 06:58 PM
  • EliteTaste no idea tbh
    February 12 06:56 PM
  • Flugmorph thx god im not banned
    February 12 03:24 PM
  • ScuroFantasma Hahaha
    February 11 06:26 PM
  • ScuroFantasma Not bad, just...average
    February 11 06:11 PM
  • ScuroFantasma Mate that Hellhammer rating
    February 11 09:05 AM
  • Flugmorph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLzxrzFCyOs
    February 9 04:38 PM
  • Flugmorph whaaaaa
    February 9 08:03 AM
  • Frippertronics hastag #squadgoalz
    February 6 01:27 AM
  • Frippertronics "oh no he's retarded" - bekkeh
    February 6 01:19 AM
  • Frippertronics watch your mouth, slave, lest ye want this hand to join forces with your face
    February 6 01:06 AM
  • Frippertronics who be stealing harlie's material tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxJ-CDQXI1I
    February 6 01:03 AM
  • Frippertronics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s11av51laG8
    February 6 12:50 AM
  • Frippertronics dos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8783Yc3j3yw
    February 6 12:40 AM
  • Frippertronics this will be my one of (two) compromises, give up or face my wrath. you were at the bottom once, and now we here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy3KnYF5zWM
    February 6 12:33 AM
  • Frippertronics shut the **** up ronald, sophie wouldn't even acknowledge you and your puny little blue. you can't even find yellow. Doggos are immortal, birbs and commie masts are disposable and of no use.
    February 6 12:29 AM
  • Frippertronics pro tip - bekkeh will never let you smash with that mediocrity you call a tail
    February 6 12:25 AM
  • Frippertronics BUT don't you ever ****in question me, i own u and yr pone lovin ass, bitch
    February 6 12:21 AM
  • Frippertronics i pretty much do that to **** with tvc since he doesn't hide the fact he sucks up to sach nonstop and gets all his opinions from rym
    February 6 12:20 AM
  • Frippertronics bout to become PUNISHED FRIPP this coming round, I can feel it
    February 6 12:16 AM
  • Hep Kat Cuz I don't drop my flag bitch
    February 5 02:46 PM
  • Spacesh1p Saw Obliteration last night, they were superb. I think I kinda know what you felt like seeing Ulcerate now.
    February 5 10:39 AM
  • modpack holy s*** I'm weak lmao
    February 5 09:10 AM
  • Hep Kat What the **** is u talkin bout rn dawg I got my first ki from an underground king, n that's word to the Pimp. ****in switch lanes
    February 5 08:45 AM
  • modpack lol ye chrooooooot
    February 5 07:55 AM
  • modpack mweah
    February 5 06:50 AM
  • Frippertronics it's been around for years, just another thing that mx either doesn't know about or can't be bothered to fix
    February 5 02:59 AM
  • Frippertronics that thread was closed ages ago, but ol sachiel let me know he found a hole in sput's code to comment in closed threads
    February 5 12:00 AM
  • KILL i dno i came back from the pub and decided to put it on in the first time in a while and it just clicked like it never had before. best feeling ever but it happens so rarely ugh
    February 4 06:40 PM
  • demigod! wasn't tryna **** with you lol I was just drunk. Industrial music seems like something I could get into.
    February 3 03:54 PM
  • demigod! I just want some cool tunes
    February 3 01:10 PM
  • Frippertronics She shall burn then
    February 3 01:06 AM
  • Frippertronics Burn the infidels...gather all the blue and yellow, maybe the red if we find any...this can work.
    February 3 12:48 AM
  • Frippertronics i see flug throwin shade, but he don't know i got a monopoly on the blue
    February 3 12:41 AM
  • Frippertronics bekkeh...lemme smash...
    February 3 12:37 AM
  • Flugmorph rip the ahrdest
    February 2 07:50 AM
  • Flugmorph ill have to go in 20 minutes but until then u can join me
    February 2 07:29 AM
  • Flugmorph hehe have it since that last jam tho
    February 2 07:22 AM
  • Flugmorph yeeeeeeeeeeeee
    February 2 06:53 AM
  • Flugmorph **** him tbh
    February 2 06:49 AM
  • Frippertronics bless the birb (now i must sleep holy s***)
    February 2 06:36 AM
  • Flugmorph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVmlVKJ7KAQ
    February 2 06:25 AM
  • Frippertronics the OG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRsfOGJ5lZg
    February 2 06:20 AM
  • Frippertronics rip dev, pour one out (also rip to this poor birb. he didn't get to smash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8783Yc3j3yw)
    February 2 05:06 AM
  • Frippertronics go get her ronawld
    February 2 05:01 AM
  • Frippertronics get that beak ready bekkeh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVmlVKJ7KAQ
    February 2 01:46 AM
  • demigod! and anything like death grips would be cool
    February 2 01:22 AM
  • demigod! Ambient, preferably instrumental with cool beatsysoundscapes
    February 1 10:13 PM
  • Flugmorph the music is perfect
    February 1 09:48 AM
  • demigod! I would like some recs of the industrial variety
    February 1 08:53 AM
  • demigod! Yes, but i have returned after much soul seeking and vision questing. I must ask a favor of you good Jaq
    February 1 08:51 AM
  • demigod! Hey man
    February 1 08:47 AM
  • Flugmorph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89U91IT64FE
    January 31 11:42 AM
  • FearThyEvil Lmao I like that comment
    January 25 08:46 PM
  • FearThyEvil haha no problem, man. Your reviews are always a pleasure to read especially if it's a band I really enjoy. If it's not too much you mind leaving a comment? I just like the list to get traction/discussion since it's really the only thing I put a lot of effort into this site yearly.
    January 25 07:13 PM
  • Artuma ****ing lol
    January 25 03:05 PM
  • FearThyEvil Hey, I hope you don't mind that I used a couple of your reviews for my 2016 list. I did credit you though and recommended people who haven't read it to do so.
    January 25 12:40 PM
  • BigPleb JAC!!!!
    January 22 01:32 AM
  • Flugmorph sure will do man
    January 21 03:32 PM
  • Flugmorph so brr, much cold, very coming: http://pr0gramm.com/top/september/1639772
    January 21 02:28 PM
  • Flugmorph i cant stop myself: http://pr0gramm.com/top/Nymphensittich/1390922
    January 21 02:28 PM
  • Flugmorph ****ING ADORABLE GODDAYUM
    January 21 02:23 PM
  • Flugmorph http://pr0gramm.com/top/september/1696771
    January 21 02:22 PM
  • Flugmorph http://pr0gramm.com/top/1728409
    January 21 01:49 PM
  • Flugmorph terrific squirting on birb
    January 21 04:41 AM
  • Frippertronics goddamn ben
    January 20 09:59 PM
  • Frippertronics becky said my tail was big becky let me SMAASH
    January 20 09:54 PM
  • Frippertronics i got yellow
    January 20 09:50 PM
  • Frippertronics SMAAAASH
    January 20 09:48 PM
  • modpack you've gotta come clean. i'm sick of this fufu ass bulls***.
    January 20 05:05 AM
  • modpack i'm sorry but that does not answer my question. are you a hippophile?
    January 20 04:35 AM
  • modpack i heard you **** ponies and masturbate to mlp. is this true?
    January 20 02:52 AM
  • Flugmorph jep that is the tale of birbs and caats. gloooooorious my dear
    January 18 12:19 AM
  • Gameofmetal futures is a very reliable source ill have you know he has never ever insulted another user and makes every effort to call out harassment on this upstandign website
    January 17 08:54 PM
  • Gameofmetal goddamn ur a pony ****ing troll, i have the pony ****ing part on good authority btw
    January 17 08:18 PM
  • Gameofmetal http://i.imgur.com/yNlQWRM.jpg?fb
    January 17 08:10 PM
  • modpack you're not my type tbh
    January 16 07:14 AM
  • Frippertronics I got you two yellow, oh you don't want yellow
    January 16 03:16 AM
  • modpack bro jam some good music
    January 16 02:30 AM
  • Frippertronics I got you some blue
    January 16 12:23 AM
  • Frippertronics bitches love sticks
    January 16 12:19 AM
  • Frippertronics PUNISHED RON - A birb unable to SMASH
    January 16 12:17 AM
  • Frippertronics what the fukc is that birb?
    January 15 09:54 PM
  • Graveyard Great review! Thank you so much for taking the time to really listen to the album and writing your thoughts on it. You brought up a lot of interesting points. I posted a url for the streaming of the album if you want to include that in the review. Also, the official CD-R release will be on February 12th.
    January 15 11:00 AM
  • deathschool omg, you wrote me back. o m g. I mean, this toooootally happens all the time. it's not weird, HAHAHAHAHAHA. anyway, school was craaaazy today. wyd?
    January 14 11:43 PM
  • deathschool hey you
    January 14 11:15 PM
  • Flugmorph http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1484111218306.webm
    January 14 04:08 AM
  • Flugmorph http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1484028855471.webm
    January 13 06:43 PM
  • Flugmorph You want sum fuk?
    January 13 12:23 PM
  • Flugmorph http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1483788021342.webm
    January 13 10:07 AM
  • Graveyard Got it. Just sent one your way.
    January 12 07:51 PM
  • Flugmorph i cried, too ****ing beautiful
    January 12 11:08 AM
  • thiswastheyear ahh well thanks lol. Sweet 5 for Fetor, I should probably 5 that myself tbh
    January 12 09:45 AM
  • Arcade nah, we all agreed it would be a bit too much to do an extra list this year in my opinion we were spreading ourselves a little thin last year by doing an additional list on top of the top 50
    January 11 06:12 PM
  • Flugmorph here you australian goofball: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSIzHfq7p-4
    January 11 03:05 PM
  • thiswastheyear don't make this weird
    January 11 02:10 PM
  • thiswastheyear lol what do you mean? i'm just some dude
    January 11 11:26 AM
  • Flugmorph reincarnate much
    January 11 04:08 AM
  • Flugmorph is you??
    January 11 03:58 AM
  • Flugmorph https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChVYP3cXEAAw_E8.jpg
    January 11 03:48 AM
  • ZippaThaRippa So how come you have a funny accent?
    January 8 04:37 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa "I'm waiting for a mate. He's just gone... in there."
    January 8 04:26 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71DIT6hYXYo holy ****
    January 8 04:18 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa Do you sound like that?
    January 8 04:16 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa Upload an audio clip of you saying it like that, I want to know what that sounds like with an aussie accent
    January 8 04:12 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa Punt?
    January 8 04:10 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa giant hwhat now?
    January 8 03:56 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa I'll help
    January 8 03:49 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa Kill yourself to death
    January 8 03:43 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa I downloaded 7Zip recently and I have never felt more retarded. I've been living like a savage.
    January 8 01:10 PM
  • Graveyard Awesome. I just sent it your way. If you have any questions or would like to know more about the release let me know. It'll be coming out next month on a label called Attenuation Circuit: https://www.discogs.com/Volcanic-Queen-Innocence-Of-Those-Who-Perished/release/9607547
    January 6 10:40 PM
  • Graveyard Hey man. I really like your reviews and was wondering if I could send you a promo copy of a release that I have coming out next month? Perhaps reviewing it too if you want. It's harsh emotionally tense electronic music. Here is one of the tracks: https://soundcloud.com/zachary-lindsay/volcanic-queen-temples-built-into-broken-promises
    January 6 07:33 PM
  • p4p you're not helping, like, at all.
    January 6 01:53 PM
  • p4p can i stream it for free cuz 9 dollars = 120.000 IDR. that's pre expensive for a college ****boi like me
    January 6 10:10 AM
  • p4p hey bra i can't find that La Capella Reial de Catalunya where did u get it
    January 6 01:16 AM
  • cryptologous hhhot, spicy meat yea boiii
    January 5 07:38 AM
  • Flugmorph yoooooooooouh gonna czech dem all out hard just because you're such a sweet sweet staff pone.
    January 3 10:21 AM
  • Flugmorph i see myself enjoying murcy stuff like autopsy, immolation the most but also obviously technical stuff (mainly nile in that departement tho) and rythm heavy stuff (meshuggah) if that even counts as dm. also more experimental s*** like gorguts gets me real hard.
    January 3 10:07 AM
  • Flugmorph and i dont really see melodic dm as a subgenre of dm but rather a culmination of other genres and dm.
    January 3 10:00 AM
  • Flugmorph i cant really tell what partial means in that context tbh. pls rephrase u kawaii af poneball
    January 3 09:58 AM
  • Flugmorph i was pretty deep into dm for the last two years or so but im feeling less and less interested in the genre lately to be frank.
    January 3 09:51 AM
  • Flugmorph hahahahahaha i love you so much :3 seriously though thats even more exiting, because that means that someone featured it without me asking for it. that would be a first.
    January 3 09:41 AM
  • bigsoulja you got any insight to why http://m.imgur.com/j3Plujl wasn't a ban?
    January 2 04:21 PM
  • Flugmorph Did you perform the deed? If so thx a bunch m8
    January 2 08:26 AM
  • Flugmorph hey my fav pone, i would totz appreciate if you would feature my fav songs list. hows it going anyway with you lately?
    January 1 01:22 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot maybe... new stuff from: Curved Light, Sohn, Silver Shadows, Emptiness, Pan Daijing, and a reissue of Vietnam (NZ post punk band)
    January 1 10:56 AM
  • Frippertronics new stuff, kinda already gave it away in some list some guy just made. kind of the most obvious thing ever tbh - e n o
    January 1 02:53 AM
  • Frippertronics heh, i bet they won't know what i'm reviewing next then
    January 1 02:43 AM
  • Frippertronics hell yeah man, get better quick so i can hear more about ulcerate and how they will rule over us one day
    January 1 02:37 AM
  • Frippertronics healing vibes from the gulag, here's to a neu year
    January 1 02:29 AM
  • tommygun yea ok
    December 31 10:40 PM
  • Rowan5215 If ppl think nibiru aka rahab is simply fiery asteroids and meteorites and shifts in pole, They are going to be in for a VERY rude awakening. The most high said men's hearts will fail them in that day. It won't be simply from that, It's not so much as whats coming from the planet, but rather who. They have been warning ppl for yrs via television, billboards, movies, tv shows etc (part of the elites agreement with the creator). Prepare to see some s*** that even the best of hollywood sci fi write
    December 31 07:08 PM
  • Rowan5215 damn homie, forget medicine and pray to jesus. but srsly get better, much love
    December 31 05:32 AM
  • Rowan5215 hope u don't die :-(
    December 31 12:29 AM
  • trackbytrackreviews why don't you review vermis?
    December 24 05:33 AM
  • Flugmorph thats me
    December 23 12:54 PM
  • Flugmorph http://pr0gramm.com/top/sound/1666511
    December 20 06:18 PM
  • ffs about what?
    December 18 07:11 AM
  • Flugmorph Why you not jammin with us lately. I miss ya
    December 17 03:55 AM
  • Asdfp277 thank u, will try to collaborate with whatever i can
    December 14 03:42 AM
  • Asdfp277 yo Jac my boy Jac, why the adding classical thread is closed? can't inquiry if it's closed :[
    December 14 02:25 AM
  • Frippertronics it's almost like you want to be exterminated like commie weeb scum
    December 13 11:17 AM
  • Frippertronics lou reed is god you damned heathen, don't forget where you came from boio
    December 13 11:15 AM
  • Frippertronics THE birb
    December 13 06:18 AM
  • Frippertronics i miss the birb, jacques
    December 12 03:45 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot nah will get to it tomorrow hopefully
    December 9 11:55 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot i seeked a soul
    December 9 11:48 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot might slip it in on good faith tbh... well, maybe i'll just dl rn
    December 8 09:28 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot what are a couple albums from your list that you think have a chance of sneaking into my list last minute?
    December 8 08:32 PM
  • Xenophanes Have you heard the new Brutally Deceased record? Recently saw it described as "the best album Dismember never released." While i don't necessarily agree with the hyperbole or description, it's definitely the most fun DM of the year for me. You might like it!
    December 7 10:30 AM
  • fromtheinside how dare u
    December 5 01:43 AM
  • ZippaThaRippa Have you listened to Convulsing - Errata? It's a little bit murky. Made me think of you a little bit.
    December 4 08:49 AM
  • Sniff Did you knowthat you, me and adr are the same person?http://imgur.com/a/D4hB0
    November 23 12:42 PM
  • Kusangii Hey dude! Did you ever get the chance to check out that Theory in Practice album?
    November 22 07:28 PM

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