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  • evilf0rd I know I was pretty much joking. I think 2 months is pretty severe for one incident with spamming but I don't disagree w/ your sentiment
    October 9 01:59 AM
  • evilf0rd Wouldn't have to do this if dev had a sense of humor heheh
    October 9 01:51 AM
  • evilf0rd I'm goin to heck
    October 9 01:50 AM
  • evilf0rd Plz elaborate
    October 9 01:47 AM
  • evilf0rd I got bored and stupidly made a whatarethetodds copy alt. live n learn
    October 8 11:48 AM
  • SachikoM If you don't mind it a bit rough around the edges (i.e. sloppy), try this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhK7XaaDDuQ , or if you like it a bit more polished, try this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDj5jskNee8
    October 8 03:39 AM
  • SachikoM Have you listened to any bedhead/new year/kadane brothers in general?
    October 8 03:36 AM
  • SachikoM OMGOMGOMG!!!!! Best thing I've heard this week.
    October 8 03:31 AM
  • SachikoM Do you like slowcore??? :D
    October 8 03:29 AM
  • ExplosiveOranges bruv
    October 6 10:20 PM
  • Gameofmetal bro ill give you a pass on this one, you dont want that in your life tbh
    October 3 12:03 AM
  • Futures whoa
    October 2 11:57 PM
  • Futures i'm gonna jam it soon, it better be phenomenal haha
    October 2 11:50 PM
  • Futures it's on the list to jam! and it's cool to hate that album now huh haha
    October 2 11:46 PM
  • pissbore I bet you can't sit through all 1:30 of Dawn Bringer Invictus and not need to hear the full album
    October 2 10:48 PM
  • pissbore Don't fear the riffs bro
    October 2 10:44 PM
  • pissbore Bro for real hear An Ending In Fire
    October 2 10:39 PM
  • evilford yeah man Stillbirth Machine rocks. Dawn Bringer is great too but my least fav of their three. haven't heard or heard anything about any of their EPs
    October 2 10:16 PM
  • evilford lol. snox has definitely grown on me a lot, he's cool imo but I know where you're coming from. but yea if you gotta take your time it's cool but checkin em out will only be doing yourself a favor. AEIF is ****ing incredible
    October 2 10:08 PM
  • evilford dude. piss and snox are totally on point about order from chaos and an ending in fire. I wasn't huge on it at first but it gets better with every listen. stillbirth machine rules too
    October 2 09:57 PM
  • evilford um.......no..............................................................................:D
    October 2 07:26 PM
  • evilford dude the more I listen to Ulcerate the more incredible they get. they may end up topping Obliteration even idk I might have to 5 something, everything
    October 1 05:53 PM
  • pissbore Today is a great day to listen to An Ending In Fire
    October 1 04:14 AM
  • evilford it goes super hard yeah and eternal winter will never ever get old. gotta jam EIF tomorrow tho it's been prob over a year :[
    October 1 01:48 AM
  • evilford but superior to Obliteration idk about that I mean nekroplasm
    September 30 11:13 PM
  • evilford well lemme just say I thought they were awesome before I re-visited them and they're only getting better
    September 30 11:12 PM
  • SachikoM Phew. I was going to say.....
    September 30 07:20 PM
  • evilford sweet you pumped? I revisited Vermis the other day and it killed me in the best way
    September 30 11:26 AM
  • SachikoM You're married??!? ****, your older than I thought.
    September 30 07:46 AM
  • evilford when's ulcerate putting some more s*** out???????????
    September 29 10:38 AM
  • ASnideReturns Go check mah most recent list bruh.
    September 29 09:24 AM
  • Rowan5215 will check in like 3 years prob. You hear the WOKE tune?
    September 29 05:37 AM
  • Rowan5215 does it sweep hard?
    September 29 05:29 AM
  • Rowan5215 SHOULDA KILLED YO ASS LONG TIME AGO! agreed sorry for not rating Mass in B Minor, BVW 232 a 4.5
    September 29 05:24 AM
    September 29 05:02 AM
  • ExplosiveOranges kinda tempted to review it tbh
    September 28 10:28 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges dude the new ena album is fantastic
    September 28 09:36 PM
  • basikchanL lol wut
    September 28 09:35 AM
  • Arcade i'm feeling a strong 8 to light 9 on that advice
    September 28 06:58 AM
  • Arcade indeed- slightly tangential seque but if you could peep my latest review and offer any pointers it would be mucho appreciatedo
    September 28 06:55 AM
  • Arcade nice, Script of the Bridge is fantastic
    September 28 06:50 AM
  • Arcade they're sort of post-punk but Technique has a lot of acid-house and dance influences. if you're more after post-punk i'd go with Power, Corruption and Lies, i think you'd really dig the both of them
    September 28 06:42 AM
  • Arcade you should checkout New Order - Technique to be honest
    September 28 06:23 AM
  • Keyblade ur profile pic is the best btw lmao
    September 26 01:49 AM
  • Keyblade lol how did I know that was gonna be ins
    September 26 01:48 AM
  • Keyblade lool where's that from
    September 26 01:07 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot i'm pretty much the william wallace of sputnikmusic
    September 25 08:28 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot :0 I see. I'll try to mind my Ps and Qs
    September 25 08:17 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot they ever give you a reason why you didn't get it?
    September 25 08:11 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot thx mannn :]
    September 25 08:02 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot could always improve. hoping for a promo possibly so ill take what advice I can get :^]
    September 25 07:51 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot haven't begged for your opinion in a while, so: any thoughts on my newest rev? I feel like I've kinda plateau'd and need to try some new approaches
    September 25 07:45 PM
  • evilford yeah thanks! :D
    September 24 10:14 AM
  • Static thanks me too
    September 24 05:24 AM
  • evilford Did you stop rating albums? Also lol @ ur prof pic
    September 24 02:50 AM
  • TheMoreira And it might not be good enough too, that's a possibility too of course, haha. And thanks for being honest, not everyone's up to provide an honest opinion.
    September 21 03:17 PM
  • TheMoreira Thank you for checking mate, to each their own and all. Fair game c:
    September 21 03:16 PM
  • pissbore Hear An Ending In Fire bro, do it for me bro, it will not let you down
    September 21 01:53 PM
  • Futures they both rule really hard tho. got anymore sweet melodeath recs?
    September 21 02:57 AM
  • Futures idk if its as good as the jester race tho. i think they're about on par
    September 21 02:51 AM
  • TheMoreira Did u jam the track i've sent you mate? DO IT
    September 20 05:03 PM
  • pissbore Bro have you heard the other two OFC albums yet?
    September 20 11:58 AM
  • Futures bro the gallery is great tbh
    September 20 02:39 AM
  • LordePots check out the brand new alb A Curious Tale of Trials and Persons by Little Simz. she's british not south african but still. she's my favourite new rapper and this might be my hip hop aoty. also she is endorsed by kendrick lamar, and u can see why on a couple of the tracks. sound like exactly what he was going for on tpab.
    September 19 01:36 PM
  • LordePots its only 8 bucks id say its worth more than that. i could find a rip either
    September 18 10:08 PM
  • LordePots lol BRUH; https://iapetusrecords.bandcamp.com/album/yugen-blakrok-return-of-the-astro-goth
    September 18 10:05 PM
  • LordePots dude yes. yes.
    September 18 10:00 PM
  • TheMoreira I've sent it. Thanks dude, jam it. Damn a 4 review on a Carly Rae album? k brb sucking dicks jammin carly
    September 18 07:23 PM
  • TheMoreira hey i just met you and this is crazy, but would you give me your email so i could forward our first single to you and then also the ep in a couple of weeks? True though, i'm asking a question. i know you dont do facebook, but you might be up with that lel. No Homo
    September 18 07:03 PM
    September 18 06:51 PM
  • TheMoreira I've had my moments too. Life is like a bicycle and s***. Music helps too. Well, in the end it's all s*** what people say when someone's going through rough times anyway. One of the only truths on those situations, is that all that is bad will pass eventually. And all that is good too. Stahp jac i'm going back to my 16 year old, as i lay dying cum gurgling emo days!!
    September 18 06:35 PM
  • TheMoreira That is sad to know... I do feel like you're a stand up guy, while i don't know you enough to feel that with you, i do hope you find better days soon. If sometime you want to have like a conversation about life and s***, feel free. Cus i know you find me chill 2. I can make u feel good bby
    September 18 06:24 PM
  • TheMoreira Nah man, it's all digital stuff and it will be up on the internet for frees! It's all good. Would like to have your feedback before putting it out. And i believe there's a chance you might like some of it. Let's hope you do! within the next 2 weeks or so, i'll talk to you about it. So how's life?? You good?
    September 18 06:14 PM
  • TheMoreira EP is near ready to release, I'll be wanting to have you listening to it sometime soon k? Shouted the other day but you don't even shout back what's the problem am i too ugly for u? :'
    September 18 05:38 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Carly's new album was great, yeah. I'll check out your list and jam some stuff from there. Thanks.
    September 18 03:33 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges anything you've been digging over the past few weeks
    September 18 05:53 AM
  • ExplosiveOranges recs pls
    September 17 11:16 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges sup
    September 17 08:44 PM
  • Futures i think you might dig this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUe9SiVpkY kinda like abominable putridity is you dig them. vocals on this are absolutely immense and the drums are tight.
    September 17 07:15 PM
  • Futures you dig brutal death metal dude?
    September 17 04:47 AM
  • ExplosiveOranges bruv
    September 16 11:08 PM
  • OvDeath lol what'd you say to nimb
    September 16 01:11 PM
  • tempest-- I want to change my av every week there's too many good pics
    September 15 06:39 AM
  • SachikoM Don't worry about it, I was two ****ing bottles of red down, so I was a bit incoherent and irritable. I overreacted quite a bit, but I still maintain I hate that ****. We are cool....
    September 15 02:13 AM
  • SachikoM Do I have to forgive you?
    September 15 01:53 AM
  • TheMoreira I know right? Haha. I'll be sticking around more often soon. Been saying this to people for like months, but i will eventually. Also, i'll be handing our new EP to you sometime before the official release. Want you to check it first hand, if you can still pick an interest on that. Hope i find you well, friend. : )
    September 13 12:12 PM
  • Cygnatti i have not. the golberg variations were already on muh list of jams to come, however. :]
    September 12 05:59 PM
  • evilford I'm a daft metalhead kill me
    September 12 11:58 AM
  • Keyblade :/
    September 12 09:09 AM
  • SachikoM I won't be around for a while...
    September 12 08:42 AM
  • SachikoM Sometimes it's hard to tell you and eunuch apart.
    September 12 07:27 AM
  • demigod! as well as watching my own face :^)
    September 12 02:02 AM
  • demigod! bah it's not that much of a similarity. and i would know, i watch his vids a lot!
    September 12 02:02 AM
  • Cygnatti koroliov. jammed keller quartet's chamber version a few times first and i honestly wasn't all that impressed. too subdued and not all that engaging. but koroliov's rendition was more barebones and had a much more personal affect. i dug tons more.
    September 12 01:12 AM
  • evilford I'm retarded
    September 12 12:52 AM
  • Gameofmetal lol ok imma hold you to that
    September 12 12:31 AM
  • blatho Give blatho love... Give blatho love! Give blatho love!Give blatho please....
    September 11 11:01 PM
  • jesterhead92 Have you listened to Aevangelist? I just got their last two albums and I think you'd dig.
    September 11 02:15 PM
  • demigod! nawww. well maybe a little? lol
    September 11 04:09 AM
  • evilford dude, coffincraft. check asafp.
    September 11 12:44 AM
  • emester Nah, Goatlords like on a whole other plane of existence in comparison to this thing.
    September 10 03:59 PM
  • emester heres the linkhttps://plaguephalanx.bandcamp.com/album/plague-phalanx
    September 10 03:55 PM
  • emester Think I found the worst dm release of the year. s*** has ****ing midi drums
    September 10 03:54 PM
  • Wizard Can you hook me up with a link to Prurient's Pleasure Ground?
    September 9 08:06 PM
  • ASnideReturns It'll be finished by the album's release date hopefully.
    September 9 03:15 AM
  • blatho IHihihihi
    September 9 03:08 AM
  • evilford Goatlord Reflections of the Solstice 2.0 lol
    September 9 02:43 AM
  • evilford if I 4 it will u feel better?
    September 9 02:32 AM
  • evilford nooooooooooooooooooooo :'[
    September 9 02:30 AM
  • Therefore in a pleasure insisted am I by thee, for in the pleasure of being insisted by Jacqx ihihihi lays an unbreakable oath of raucous sworn on your majesty, ulcerate it is soon huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrkkkkkk on me.
    September 8 11:20 AM
  • CalculatingInfinity Messaging on here since you can only message one person on your first day on RYM (I messaged valk first) :/ About time I got on RYM, the collection feature is awesome and has made me a happy bunny :3
    September 8 08:49 AM
  • blatho Jamming none so vile jaqx, i inform you because I enjoy it so much, so I share ok ihihihi because you horse my horse jacqx.
    September 8 01:11 AM
  • jesterhead92 Saw your reply*, There* was, And please forgive the awful run-on sentence.
    September 7 01:25 AM
  • jesterhead92 Just saw your replay, you were the first to ever wrote in my shoutbox haha. I dig your reviews and your taste in wanky death metal, The Erosion of Sanity pretty much got me back into metal, I'd mostly traded it for 90s metalcore/post-hardcore/emo until I realized how much awesome, dissonant death metal they're was.
    September 6 11:45 PM
  • deathschool i keep dropping this lego structure on the ground and it loses more of itself every time, and i wonder if my life falling apart in a similar way from someone that's supposed to be transporting but keeps dropping me cuz they're too drunk to care. anyway, you dig fettucine?
    September 6 11:16 PM
  • SachikoM Would it be wrong of me to bag Insurrection (and his reviewing practice) in my Born Hanged review?
    September 6 07:39 AM
  • ExplosiveOranges holy s***, you reviewed four albums in four days
    September 6 01:02 AM
    September 6 12:12 AM
  • ExplosiveOranges JAC JAC JAC JAC JAC JAC JAC
    September 5 11:31 PM
  • Futures so scary man. really makes you take life for granted. really pains me to see people on here saying i'm faking it especially pots. all of the hell i have to go through and this stuff happens. off of college this semester hopefully this is all behind me soon.
    September 4 01:57 AM
  • Futures hey man i'm doing good. just taking things day by day now with everything going on. still hard to believe the situation i'm in
    September 4 01:42 AM
  • Futures love u
    September 4 01:07 AM
  • oltnabrick Eight years I've been on this site and people still see fit to disrespect and bully me for no reason.
    September 3 08:39 PM
  • blatho Jaqyy
    September 3 04:51 AM
  • evilford indeed
    September 2 06:43 PM
  • SachikoM Skele and Futures are in the other adjacent graves, with s*** users such as every alt you've ever had.
    September 2 06:20 AM
  • Judio! Lol no worries man, I've had an alternate album cover for a while now so I'm cool with using that. You should definitely jam the album when it comes out tho ;)
    September 2 02:53 AM
  • blatho AaaaaAaaAaaaAaaaaaAaaaAaaaAaarrtttttttttthhhhhhuuuuuaaaAAAAAAARRRKKKKKK[2]
    September 2 02:34 AM
  • blatho Blessed art theeeee for thouest heart saveth I,AaaaaAaaAaaaAaaaaaAaaaAaaaAaarrrtttttttt huuuaaaaaarrkkk
    September 2 02:31 AM
  • pissbore tell me this isn't the best album opener of all time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkCIchB1lCQ
    September 2 01:48 AM
  • Judio! Hey dude, you almost finished with the art? If not that's perfectly fine, but since I'm releasing the album sometime this week I need the art to be done quickly if you still wanna do if. However I can always use other art for the cover so if you don't think you can finish in the next couple days that's totally cool, just let me know.
    September 1 04:38 PM
  • pissbore try to rev some OFC soon, we need some threads to bump
    August 31 10:35 PM
  • oltnabrick http://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/MistaCrave shoutbox
    August 30 12:23 AM
  • Arcade Well maybe if Jesus had better arch support they wouldn't have caught him.
    August 29 08:23 AM
  • Arcade Oooh! I get it! I get jokes.
    August 29 07:48 AM
  • Arcade I'm Moe, or as the ladies like to call me,"hey you, behind the bushes".
    August 29 07:45 AM
  • deathschool Just bring heat. He's clearly unstable.
    August 29 12:34 AM
  • FearThyEvil Best part is he finally stopped and said he's sorry but told me to calm down when he lashed out unreasonably over not reading correctly. s*** like this is always a blast on this site sometimes.
    August 29 12:10 AM
  • FearThyEvil I legit am laughing at how stupid that comment was. I have no idea where it came from or why he said it. Guy seriously cannot read or understand a situation because I think when you repeated in the thread, I think he thought u took his side.
    August 29 12:05 AM
  • SachikoM You will learn in due course. You must learn to exercise patience....
    August 28 09:41 PM
  • BigPleb Harddddd
    August 28 08:33 PM
  • BigPleb Carcass, Obituary, Voivod and Napalm Death on the same tour too m/
    August 28 08:26 PM
  • BigPleb Ironic cos I'm seeing Nile w/ Suffo next week m/
    August 28 08:23 PM
  • BigPleb Never forget about the Smith blasts
    August 28 08:23 PM
  • BigPleb CAAAAAASSSTTTTTDOOOOOOOOOOWWWNNNwithhhhhh meeeeeeeee*blastblastblast*
    August 28 08:18 PM
  • BigPleb Kolias and Carly collab agreed
    August 28 08:18 PM
  • BigPleb It has about a 1000 riffs and Kolias is being classic Kolias.
    August 28 08:16 PM
  • BigPleb That new Nile though
    August 28 08:07 PM
  • DrMaximus Lol I was going to. Snides comments are gold.
    August 28 07:22 PM
  • Valkyrion Savage inequalities made me want to punch people in the face. is that perhaps the sign of a good PE album?
    August 26 01:21 PM
  • pissbore eunuch will be eunuch
    August 26 01:36 AM
  • pissbore for real dude it changes lives
    August 26 01:33 AM
  • pissbore just reminding you to listen to An Ending In Fire
    August 25 07:36 PM
  • Betray love u
    August 25 07:49 AM
  • wtferrothorn I think Anthony Fantano saw your E MO TION review
    August 24 04:25 PM
  • Judio! No worries dude, just want us to be on the same page :)
    August 24 12:17 PM
  • wtferrothorn Yeah, this seems like the kind of thing that would be given the "ironic 5" treatment.
    August 23 04:24 AM
  • wtferrothorn Hey man, loved the Carly Rae review! Hopefully a contirbutor review will give it even more attention
    August 23 04:20 AM
  • deathschool Yeah, that's a good point
    August 23 04:02 AM
  • BigPleb rowy too :/
    August 22 08:33 AM
  • BigPleb I'm a little more active now but yeah, not the same as it used to be! There's no me, you, Tommy, buttery and Zak threads anymore :/
    August 22 08:32 AM
  • BigPleb I don't anymore haha, had to return my Mac the right arses. Gonna buy one soon though and get in them leaks so haaaaaaaard *run away with me!*
    August 22 08:30 AM
  • BigPleb It ain't on Spotify or iTunes :/
    August 22 08:26 AM
  • BigPleb Haven't heard the full album yet! Only out in Japan atm isn't it?
    August 22 08:19 AM
  • BigPleb Well can't we make up over Carly? :/
    August 22 07:57 AM
  • BigPleb Na it's a life commitment.
    August 22 07:16 AM
  • BigPleb Not got a laptop man :/
    August 22 07:06 AM
  • Cygnatti ...no? ._.
    August 21 07:23 PM
  • YetAnotherBrick Sweet dude, thanks. I'll have to wait til i get my laptop out of the pawn shop tho XD And, imo, if that's the reason you've never been interested, I would say you've got more promise than most people. I was jw 'cause you clearly have some talent with language
    August 21 07:20 PM
  • YetAnotherBrick I've never actually heard it, could never find a download link. But it's been near the top of my list for a while now. Somewhat related.. have you ever wrote poetry?
    August 20 10:58 PM
  • BigPleb ATG PONY!!!'
    August 20 10:35 PM
  • Judio! Also, if it works for you, im thinking of making the release date September 3rd. If you need more time to work on the art or whatever, feel free to let me know :)
    August 20 04:32 PM
  • Judio! Hey man, just thought I'd give you an on my upcoming album if you're still down to do the art for it. I've already finished most of the demos for the album and it is most likely going to end up being an LP instead of an EP. I've created a playlist on soundcloud with all the demos I have so far, so if you want to get a general feel for what the album will sound like if you think it'll help your artwork, I can definitely send you a link to it.
    August 20 04:31 PM
  • BigPleb Does it legit rule?
    August 20 03:30 PM
  • YetAnotherBrick that soundoff for Twin Infinitives is awesome, man. you've perfectly described the progression of existence, or, what existence appears to be in our eyes, from the beginning, through the middle and to the end. great job.
    August 19 11:33 PM
  • pissbore stillbirth is ****ing incredible, now plz listen to An Ending in Fire
    August 19 11:39 AM
  • Nimb49 It's got to have one star out of place as well, just to maintain a sense of authenticity.
    August 19 07:47 AM
  • Nimb49 The only thing missing is the sneaky nip ring.
    August 19 07:27 AM
  • Nimb49 Your profile pic is truly Australian.
    August 19 07:14 AM
  • Nimb49 lol
    August 19 07:14 AM
  • Nimb49 New profile pic :D
    August 19 07:11 AM
  • pissbore k i'll def check, been meaning to check em for awhile now. have you heard the Order From Chaos discog yet??
    August 19 02:41 AM
  • pissbore naw, been hearing good things about them for awhile tho
    August 19 02:33 AM
  • tommygun nice prof pic ya mad cvnt :D
    August 18 07:18 AM
  • Artuma i know right, time flies bro
    August 18 01:38 AM
  • SoccerRiot heaps hectic brah
    August 17 05:49 PM
  • Arcade lol where's that one from
    August 17 06:44 AM
  • Arcade his minimal way of conveying superiority
    August 17 06:36 AM
  • Arcade fair-o mate
    August 17 06:20 AM
  • Arcade heaps hectic brah
    August 17 06:15 AM
  • Nimb49 Welp.
    August 17 04:29 AM
  • SlMBOLlC yeah fewell i'll let you know what happens
    August 17 04:28 AM
  • Nimb49 Hell, you'd be able to discover new galaxies, write a book about your interstellar adventures and your experiences with cryogenics, and even go platinum with your hit single "I was lost in outer space after being harassed by wiggers" before they would figure out how to solve it.
    August 17 04:24 AM
  • SlMBOLlC im gonna be staying with a cousin in townsville but ill prob visit my dad on the gold coast so we could prob work something out : )
    August 17 04:21 AM
  • Nimb49 No, no, no. You give them the Rubik's cube. By the time they've figured out how to rotate the rows, you'll be over the other side of the planet, free from their evil.
    August 17 04:19 AM
  • Nimb49 With their combined IQ of 10, they'll track you down in no time. I recommend you buy a Rubik's cube to distract them upon their eventual discovery of where you live.
    August 17 04:09 AM
  • SlMBOLlC hey where in QLD do you live? im moving up there this week we should grab a coffee or beer sometime
    August 17 04:06 AM
  • Nimb49 Gotta watch out for the wuthless wiggers of slam.
    August 17 04:04 AM
  • Nimb49 http://pre06.deviantart.net/a3a2/th/pre/f/2013/305/1/6/deadsparkle_by_half_rose-d6smhie.png
    August 17 03:59 AM
  • pissbore hawt, best logo ever
    August 16 07:57 PM

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