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  • Frippertronics it will never be over, friend. this is just the beginning (of me getting to writing verklarte nacht)
    March 22 04:08 AM
  • Frippertronics i haven't told you that metal is for children, BUT i don't **** with /pol/. ****in weird board
    March 22 04:02 AM
  • Frippertronics a rite of passage by the god emperor long gone, get learnt ****
    March 22 03:57 AM
  • Frippertronics also gonna point out your comment-wiping self ain't s*** but u still my poneboi
    March 22 03:55 AM
  • Frippertronics he 5d DK Jams, i would gladly allow myself to be SMASHED into pieces by the thrax
    March 22 03:54 AM
  • Frippertronics please i got connections with the hottest niggas up in olympus you don't **** with my boys unless you wanna be murked wayne brady style
    March 22 03:51 AM
  • Frippertronics inb4 you should consider it anyways
    March 22 03:49 AM
  • Frippertronics after i consider euthanasia after i get this snide rap album ofc
    March 22 03:49 AM
  • Frippertronics brb gonna review all the iannis xenakis works i can find
    March 22 03:48 AM
  • Frippertronics please dude, you ain't s*** without my insight. i'm playing 5D chess with your sorry ass and you don't even realize it
    March 22 03:47 AM
  • Frippertronics shoutout to the non-existent jac classical reviews
    March 22 03:43 AM
  • Frippertronics jac, you think you got what it takes when you can't take on BOSS PIDGEON and repping metal on the daily. by the time we're done here, there ain't gonna be no pone left behind
    March 22 03:42 AM
  • Frippertronics boy you think this is a game? this is war
    March 22 03:34 AM
  • Frippertronics It's BOSS PIDGEON you fool
    March 21 02:42 PM
  • Frippertronics *blocks your path* http://imgur.com/a/Y5Db2
    March 21 02:00 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot https://philippemeyohas.bandcamp.com/album/a-arte-do-retorno could you take a gander at this? got a message from the composer and his description sounded promising enough, *shrug emoji
    March 20 08:40 PM
  • Flugmorph extremly sm0l. like your new profile picture!
    March 18 04:24 AM
  • ScuroFantasma Thanks man!
    March 18 01:21 AM
  • hal1ax yo --- https://venenum.bandcamp.com/
    March 17 09:29 PM
  • hal1ax oh and i heard new Planning for Burial LP is good, if u are into that gazey drone metal shi. uhh and i'm actually listening to new Pallbearer right now and it's pretty deceee. LP is titled "heartless" if u wanna peep
    March 17 03:28 AM
  • hal1ax i haven't heard that, gonna dload it now, along with that new kassel jaeger i see in your rates
    March 17 03:22 AM
  • hal1ax but ya i've hardly heard anything yet. u might be into new Amnesia Scanner~Truth
    March 17 03:19 AM
  • hal1ax maaan i'm actually severely behind on new music. grad school has been unrelenting. i have a spring break coming up next week tho and i'm gonna listen to like a thousand '17 records so i'll keep u posted baby cakes
    March 17 03:17 AM
  • Toad im in disguise
    March 16 03:09 PM
  • Flugmorph melting every time
    March 16 09:25 AM
  • BigPleb Its my kinda cheese duder
    March 13 01:12 AM
  • Flugmorph i love it
    March 12 07:48 PM
  • Flugmorph very birb heavy video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f78_Tf4Tdk
    March 12 07:37 PM
  • Frippertronics verklarte nacht / streichtrio review soon tbh
    March 12 06:19 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot caught a typo: "sound like a too bad an idea"
    March 11 08:42 AM
  • Flugmorph yes but im going to the gym soon
    March 11 08:23 AM
  • Flugmorph get on discord rn
    March 11 07:50 AM
  • Flugmorph watch toradora
    March 11 07:47 AM
  • Flugmorph its not like i like you or anything...
    March 11 07:37 AM
  • Flugmorph well then idc what YOU THINK OK?
    March 11 06:24 AM
  • Flugmorph oh that... its weeb s***
    March 11 06:01 AM
  • Flugmorph lol what conversation, its just a gif
    March 11 04:26 AM
  • Gameofmetal i might cover it, but I kinda expect it to be pretty bad and not worth talking about. fit for an autopsy has a record out the same day so that might be a better option. Excited to read your article tho
    March 10 05:18 PM
  • Gameofmetal Was thinking about it but not too sure yet, maybe Ill have something to say once I hear it
    March 10 04:19 PM
  • p4p touche
    March 10 02:58 PM
  • p4p lol r u the new haevy
    March 10 01:41 PM
  • Gameofmetal are you gonna review the new obituary or nah?
    March 10 12:44 PM
  • p4p how to get 18% experimental slice
    March 10 01:32 AM
  • evilford hey jac check my new list for your fortune, you won't regret it I swear
    March 9 01:34 PM
  • cryptologous So this album is on the way. Been listening to it for a review, kinda a bizarre amalgamation of Ulcerate, Meshuggah, Dodecahedron, and a bunch of other things. You might find it interesting.https://youtu.be/q45-0uk89to
    March 8 05:38 AM
  • Flugmorph https://discord.gg/GPBY6
    March 6 03:57 PM
  • Flugmorph here is all the info you need http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1066477
    March 6 03:44 PM
  • Flugmorph we habe birbs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmFv2m24nNU
    March 6 03:44 PM
  • Flugmorph pls come into our discord server! :3
    March 6 03:40 PM
  • Flugmorph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yw5x-2MsCY
    March 6 06:32 AM
  • Flugmorph thats the best birb that ever birbed
    March 6 06:29 AM
  • Winesburgohio my dude thank you so much, i imagine with my comparative dearth of reviews you must have gone out on a limb and i'm tremendously obliged. i'll make it worth your while by writing a different review of 'Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan' every day
    March 1 05:19 PM
  • Rowan5215 LET'S AV IT
    February 28 05:12 PM
  • p4p sup bushwacker
    February 28 11:35 AM
  • mindleviticus wow really????!!!!11 :O
    February 28 10:35 AM
  • Frippertronics i don't speak taco commercial, jac. idk, i'm guessing just in case i decide to review and just want to talk about the piece itself. plus i kiiiinda feel it redundant to rate the same thing twice
    February 28 12:30 AM
  • Frippertronics tho i generally go by the composer themselves UNLESS in cases where the interp has a page already
    February 28 12:06 AM
  • Frippertronics yeeee
    February 28 12:03 AM
  • evilford u just like breaking my heart
    February 27 11:21 PM
  • evilford dude why'd you abandon us? there's a small army in plug now. plus pleb MAY be stopping by soon ;]
    February 27 11:17 PM
  • evilford wtf no it doesn't ur making that up cuz you hate plug lol
    February 27 10:33 PM
  • evilford https://plug.dj/hard-jammers
    February 27 10:28 PM
  • Rowan5215 Dub fam takeover!
    February 27 05:44 PM
  • Flugmorph pone representative, i greet you! was there any kind of reaction to you, nominating me?
    February 27 02:11 PM
  • Flugmorph ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    February 27 02:09 PM
  • Frippertronics blessings for everyone. now to become the classical reviewing godmod i was destined to be.
    February 27 01:14 PM
  • macman76 Thanks, man!
    February 27 10:36 AM
  • cryptologous heheyueeaaaahboiiii
    February 27 09:01 AM
  • Gameofmetal Better watch the ambrosia around me bruh im bouta get tipsy on day 1 of my ascent
    February 27 08:50 AM
  • Gameofmetal m/m/ i have been blessed by the sput gods
    February 27 08:31 AM
  • wtferrothorn WAIT HOLY **** I DIDN'T KNOW I GOT THAT UNTIL YOU POINTED THAT OUT HOLYs***HOLYs***
    February 27 08:26 AM
  • Archelirion You've more than made amends, thank you so much ^ ^Suppose I've gotta write that A Forest of Stars review I said I would in that interview now, haven't I? :3
    February 27 08:24 AM
  • Mort. thanks staffquibim
    February 27 08:18 AM
  • ScuroFantasma Hahaha, thanks a bunch man!
    February 27 08:13 AM
  • Archelirion Dude, I am almost unreasonably happy right nowI've been grinning so much I think my face might fall off
    February 27 08:08 AM
  • manosg Thank you very much Jac! m/
    February 27 08:08 AM
  • Frippertronics I remember the bomb ass popcorn more tbh
    February 26 11:57 PM
  • Frippertronics I saw Episode III in theaters when it came out and I legitimately remember nothing of that movie.
    February 26 11:44 PM
  • Frippertronics Then you shall die AAAAAAAAARRUUGGGHH, or whatever sound Ian McDiarmid made as he did that sick 360 degree air spin
    February 26 11:30 PM
  • Gameofmetal im joking jeez
    February 26 09:21 PM
  • Frippertronics you and flug think you can destroy the senate. let me repeat myself - I AM THE SENATE
    February 26 05:06 PM
  • Gameofmetal alright i might give em a jam sometime
    February 26 02:35 PM
  • Gameofmetal "Guttural secrete" "not slam" hmmmm
    February 26 02:35 PM
  • Gameofmetal o s*** slam bulls*** that sach doesnt like must be good
    February 26 12:10 PM
  • Gameofmetal Guttural Secrete Reek Of Pubescent Despoilment4.002.22.17when did you become sach
    February 26 11:13 AM
  • Flugmorph This is a unprecidanted case in the history of birbdom. We need to form a council and come up with a plan to deal with this pressing matter.
    February 26 06:46 AM
  • Nocturtle bruh jam the new lorna shore
    February 26 05:14 AM
  • Frippertronics what makes you think it was an insult, stupid child of mine?
    February 26 12:17 AM
  • Frippertronics weird, it used to just instantly. what has my sputnik come to, o birb-brained brethren?
    February 25 10:58 PM
  • FullOfSounds very much enlightened, i feel somehow that the birb faith has been restored
    February 25 09:29 PM
  • FullOfSounds wow
    February 25 09:23 PM
  • Frippertronics brb gonna kill mother birb. also if it's any consolation, the new doesn't show up for me. it's still my doggo for some reason
    February 25 09:23 PM
  • Frippertronics aight lady gaga
    February 25 09:17 PM
  • FullOfSounds enlighten me with ur birb knowledge
    February 25 08:57 PM
  • kylemccluskey Hey, thanks a lot, man.
    February 25 07:16 PM
  • Frippertronics man why you gotta so gaaaaaaaaay
    February 25 11:03 AM
  • Flugmorph ROCK MY WORLD, PIEPZ
    February 25 10:39 AM
  • Flugmorph his brain cant process the new position of slightly more fame and power. We might have to take him down.
    February 25 04:40 AM
  • Flugmorph hahahahaha frip is getting way to much into this
    February 25 04:18 AM
  • Frippertronics Also it's taking ages to on my computer but on my tablet it's all W A T A
    February 25 04:01 AM
  • Frippertronics I will be waiting. Tonight, we dine with the birbs - IN HELL.
    February 24 09:07 PM
  • Frippertronics Woke up to a perfectly fine chest, free of daggers. Where were you, ****?
    February 24 12:28 PM
  • Frippertronics i have long transcended beyond you mere mortals, do you really think you can kill a god? Please, a birb and donkey can only hope to survive long enough to witness one in its divine glory, fool. Best sleep with one eye open because you're on my s***list, boi. P.S. Metal is for children.
    February 24 05:37 AM
  • Frippertronics also if you're gonna do it, do it now because i'm extra schleepy and it's 5:30 am. make it quick or i'll haunt your ass
    February 24 05:28 AM
  • Frippertronics alright you stupid birb, you small tailed ass goof
    February 24 05:23 AM
  • Frippertronics w a t a
    February 24 05:15 AM
  • Frippertronics idk just hit me up if you need to know anything. also rare profile pic change, bask in my glory son
    February 24 05:05 AM
  • Frippertronics i guess i have a decent advantage from playing in an orchestra for six years, but i mean you'll be fine if you know the basic language and s***
    February 24 05:02 AM
  • Frippertronics dunno if you're being serious or not, but it wouldn't hurt to give it a try. plus you're implying there's anyone on here that actually gives a damn about classical aside from like six people and treeqt
    February 24 04:59 AM
  • Frippertronics methinks imma be reviewing some classical in the future. gottfried huppertz' score of metropolis in the works (hardest 5 since 5 could 5)
    February 24 02:55 AM
  • Ebola feel free to ruin my threads anytime
    February 23 01:50 PM
  • Rowhaus keep reppin' the metal m/
    February 23 12:43 PM
  • Flugmorph bless the cockabirb
    February 23 07:49 AM
  • Flugmorph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvfthkELUPw
    February 23 07:17 AM
  • Evokaphile Sweet man! Thanks. Got a few paragraphs done ill probably finish it today. Release date is the 24th correct?
    February 21 09:34 AM
  • Flugmorph ye i know, 's gonna be gr8
    February 21 07:35 AM
  • Evokaphile You planning on reviewing Atonement?
    February 21 07:20 AM
  • Flugmorph uuuuuuuuh
    February 21 06:32 AM
  • Flugmorph WHATS UNDER THE RED STUFF.
    February 21 06:21 AM
  • Frippertronics It wasn't hard enough, but I shall take it with swift grace.
    February 20 11:59 PM
  • Frippertronics save that for the fourth annual "post-election loss cry in the shower", sponsored by the local bird enthusiasts club and Nestle ltd.
    February 20 10:45 PM
  • Frippertronics new review for the maxie richty, peep that s*** and shower me with critique
    February 20 10:30 PM
  • Flugmorph :(
    February 20 01:41 PM
  • Frippertronics if i get elected, peep my new profile pic when the time comes
    February 20 01:44 AM
  • Flugmorph lol whats under the red censor stuff
    February 19 08:02 AM
  • cryptologous top mayne
    February 19 07:25 AM
  • cryptologous how and where, whitey tighty
    February 19 07:24 AM
  • Flugmorph can you provide me with a link to that post?
    February 19 07:12 AM
  • Flugmorph the fucc is dis hahahahhaa
    February 19 07:06 AM
  • ScuroFantasma Haha, all done
    February 19 05:26 AM
  • Frippertronics all fo u, boio
    February 19 05:04 AM
  • Flugmorph classy af
    February 18 08:24 PM
  • Flugmorph kawaii desu! ****ing love your new profile pic man!
    February 18 04:51 AM
  • Trebor. I'm excited to be working with ya
    February 17 08:37 PM
  • Frippertronics On one condition, we must make birbposting a reality.
    February 17 08:13 PM
  • Arcade thanks man, excited to join the team :)
    February 17 06:53 PM
  • Evokaphile Shout out to your awesome reviews. Good taste and an awesome writing style. Its inspiring me to write a lot more.
    February 17 02:24 PM
  • Arcade indeed
    February 17 10:21 AM
  • Arcade 2.5 for HellHammer wow are you even metal anymore
    February 16 09:51 PM
  • Flugmorph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJpKsJSC5Nw
    February 14 04:00 PM
  • Frippertronics what is the meaning of this? will ron ever get his smash on? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sWyODJ5dKc
    February 14 08:32 AM
  • EliteTaste I know. I thought I'd found a comfortable middle ground of behaviour, but obviously (??) not.
    February 12 06:58 PM
  • EliteTaste no idea tbh
    February 12 06:56 PM
  • Flugmorph thx god im not banned
    February 12 03:24 PM
  • ScuroFantasma Hahaha
    February 11 06:26 PM
  • ScuroFantasma Not bad, just...average
    February 11 06:11 PM
  • ScuroFantasma Mate that Hellhammer rating
    February 11 09:05 AM
  • Flugmorph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLzxrzFCyOs
    February 9 04:38 PM
  • Flugmorph whaaaaa
    February 9 08:03 AM
  • Frippertronics hastag #squadgoalz
    February 6 01:27 AM
  • Frippertronics "oh no he's retarded" - bekkeh
    February 6 01:19 AM
  • Frippertronics watch your mouth, slave, lest ye want this hand to join forces with your face
    February 6 01:06 AM
  • Frippertronics who be stealing harlie's material tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxJ-CDQXI1I
    February 6 01:03 AM
  • Frippertronics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s11av51laG8
    February 6 12:50 AM
  • Frippertronics dos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8783Yc3j3yw
    February 6 12:40 AM
  • Frippertronics this will be my one of (two) compromises, give up or face my wrath. you were at the bottom once, and now we here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy3KnYF5zWM
    February 6 12:33 AM
  • Frippertronics shut the **** up ronald, sophie wouldn't even acknowledge you and your puny little blue. you can't even find yellow. Doggos are immortal, birbs and commie masts are disposable and of no use.
    February 6 12:29 AM
  • Frippertronics pro tip - bekkeh will never let you smash with that mediocrity you call a tail
    February 6 12:25 AM
  • Frippertronics BUT don't you ever ****in question me, i own u and yr pone lovin ass, bitch
    February 6 12:21 AM
  • Frippertronics i pretty much do that to **** with tvc since he doesn't hide the fact he sucks up to sach nonstop and gets all his opinions from rym
    February 6 12:20 AM
  • Frippertronics bout to become PUNISHED FRIPP this coming round, I can feel it
    February 6 12:16 AM
  • Hep Kat Cuz I don't drop my flag bitch
    February 5 02:46 PM
  • Spacesh1p Saw Obliteration last night, they were superb. I think I kinda know what you felt like seeing Ulcerate now.
    February 5 10:39 AM
  • modpack holy s*** I'm weak lmao
    February 5 09:10 AM
  • Hep Kat What the **** is u talkin bout rn dawg I got my first ki from an underground king, n that's word to the Pimp. ****in switch lanes
    February 5 08:45 AM
  • modpack lol ye chrooooooot
    February 5 07:55 AM
  • modpack mweah
    February 5 06:50 AM
  • Frippertronics it's been around for years, just another thing that mx either doesn't know about or can't be bothered to fix
    February 5 02:59 AM
  • Frippertronics that thread was closed ages ago, but ol sachiel let me know he found a hole in sput's code to comment in closed threads
    February 5 12:00 AM
  • KILL i dno i came back from the pub and decided to put it on in the first time in a while and it just clicked like it never had before. best feeling ever but it happens so rarely ugh
    February 4 06:40 PM
  • demigod! wasn't tryna **** with you lol I was just drunk. Industrial music seems like something I could get into.
    February 3 03:54 PM
  • demigod! I just want some cool tunes
    February 3 01:10 PM
  • Frippertronics She shall burn then
    February 3 01:06 AM
  • Frippertronics Burn the infidels...gather all the blue and yellow, maybe the red if we find any...this can work.
    February 3 12:48 AM
  • Frippertronics i see flug throwin shade, but he don't know i got a monopoly on the blue
    February 3 12:41 AM
  • Frippertronics bekkeh...lemme smash...
    February 3 12:37 AM
  • Flugmorph rip the ahrdest
    February 2 07:50 AM
  • Flugmorph ill have to go in 20 minutes but until then u can join me
    February 2 07:29 AM
  • Flugmorph hehe have it since that last jam tho
    February 2 07:22 AM
  • Flugmorph yeeeeeeeeeeeee
    February 2 06:53 AM
  • Flugmorph **** him tbh
    February 2 06:49 AM
  • Frippertronics bless the birb (now i must sleep holy s***)
    February 2 06:36 AM
  • Flugmorph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVmlVKJ7KAQ
    February 2 06:25 AM
  • Frippertronics the OG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRsfOGJ5lZg
    February 2 06:20 AM
  • Frippertronics rip dev, pour one out (also rip to this poor birb. he didn't get to smash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8783Yc3j3yw)
    February 2 05:06 AM
  • Frippertronics go get her ronawld
    February 2 05:01 AM
  • Frippertronics get that beak ready bekkeh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVmlVKJ7KAQ
    February 2 01:46 AM
  • demigod! and anything like death grips would be cool
    February 2 01:22 AM
  • demigod! Ambient, preferably instrumental with cool beatsysoundscapes
    February 1 10:13 PM
  • Flugmorph the music is perfect
    February 1 09:48 AM
  • demigod! I would like some recs of the industrial variety
    February 1 08:53 AM
  • demigod! Yes, but i have returned after much soul seeking and vision questing. I must ask a favor of you good Jaq
    February 1 08:51 AM
  • demigod! Hey man
    February 1 08:47 AM
  • Flugmorph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89U91IT64FE
    January 31 11:42 AM
  • FearThyEvil Lmao I like that comment
    January 25 08:46 PM
  • FearThyEvil haha no problem, man. Your reviews are always a pleasure to read especially if it's a band I really enjoy. If it's not too much you mind leaving a comment? I just like the list to get traction/discussion since it's really the only thing I put a lot of effort into this site yearly.
    January 25 07:13 PM
  • Artuma ****ing lol
    January 25 03:05 PM
  • FearThyEvil Hey, I hope you don't mind that I used a couple of your reviews for my 2016 list. I did credit you though and recommended people who haven't read it to do so.
    January 25 12:40 PM
  • BigPleb JAC!!!!
    January 22 01:32 AM
  • Flugmorph sure will do man
    January 21 03:32 PM

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