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  • Flugmorph jep that is the tale of birbs and caats. gloooooorious my dear
    January 18 12:19 AM
  • Gameofmetal futures is a very reliable source ill have you know he has never ever insulted another user and makes every effort to call out harassment on this upstandign website
    January 17 08:54 PM
  • Gameofmetal goddamn ur a pony ****ing troll, i have the pony ****ing part on good authority btw
    January 17 08:18 PM
  • Gameofmetal http://i.imgur.com/yNlQWRM.jpg?fb
    January 17 08:10 PM
  • modpack you're not my type tbh
    January 16 07:14 AM
  • Frippertronics I got you two yellow, oh you don't want yellow
    January 16 03:16 AM
  • modpack bro jam some good music
    January 16 02:30 AM
  • Frippertronics I got you some blue
    January 16 12:23 AM
  • Frippertronics bitches love sticks
    January 16 12:19 AM
  • Frippertronics PUNISHED RON - A birb unable to SMASH
    January 16 12:17 AM
  • Frippertronics what the fukc is that birb?
    January 15 09:54 PM
  • Graveyard Great review! Thank you so much for taking the time to really listen to the album and writing your thoughts on it. You brought up a lot of interesting points. I posted a url for the streaming of the album if you want to include that in the review. Also, the official CD-R release will be on February 12th.
    January 15 11:00 AM
  • deathschool omg, you wrote me back. o m g. I mean, this toooootally happens all the time. it's not weird, HAHAHAHAHAHA. anyway, school was craaaazy today. wyd?
    January 14 11:43 PM
  • deathschool hey you
    January 14 11:15 PM
  • Flugmorph http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1484111218306.webm
    January 14 04:08 AM
  • Flugmorph http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1484028855471.webm
    January 13 06:43 PM
  • Flugmorph You want sum fuk?
    January 13 12:23 PM
  • Flugmorph http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1483788021342.webm
    January 13 10:07 AM
  • Graveyard Got it. Just sent one your way.
    January 12 07:51 PM
  • Flugmorph i cried, too ****ing beautiful
    January 12 11:08 AM
  • thiswastheyear ahh well thanks lol. Sweet 5 for Fetor, I should probably 5 that myself tbh
    January 12 09:45 AM
  • Arcade nah, we all agreed it would be a bit too much to do an extra list this year in my opinion we were spreading ourselves a little thin last year by doing an additional list on top of the top 50
    January 11 06:12 PM
  • Flugmorph here you australian goofball: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSIzHfq7p-4
    January 11 03:05 PM
  • thiswastheyear don't make this weird
    January 11 02:10 PM
  • thiswastheyear lol what do you mean? i'm just some dude
    January 11 11:26 AM
  • Flugmorph reincarnate much
    January 11 04:08 AM
  • Flugmorph is you??
    January 11 03:58 AM
  • Flugmorph https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChVYP3cXEAAw_E8.jpg
    January 11 03:48 AM
  • ZippaThaRippa So how come you have a funny accent?
    January 8 04:37 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa "I'm waiting for a mate. He's just gone... in there."
    January 8 04:26 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71DIT6hYXYo holy ****
    January 8 04:18 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa Do you sound like that?
    January 8 04:16 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa Upload an audio clip of you saying it like that, I want to know what that sounds like with an aussie accent
    January 8 04:12 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa Punt?
    January 8 04:10 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa giant hwhat now?
    January 8 03:56 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa I'll help
    January 8 03:49 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa Kill yourself to death
    January 8 03:43 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa I downloaded 7Zip recently and I have never felt more retarded. I've been living like a savage.
    January 8 01:10 PM
  • Graveyard Awesome. I just sent it your way. If you have any questions or would like to know more about the release let me know. It'll be coming out next month on a label called Attenuation Circuit: https://www.discogs.com/Volcanic-Queen-Innocence-Of-Those-Who-Perished/release/9607547
    January 6 10:40 PM
  • Graveyard Hey man. I really like your reviews and was wondering if I could send you a promo copy of a release that I have coming out next month? Perhaps reviewing it too if you want. It's harsh emotionally tense electronic music. Here is one of the tracks: https://soundcloud.com/zachary-lindsay/volcanic-queen-temples-built-into-broken-promises
    January 6 07:33 PM
  • p4p you're not helping, like, at all.
    January 6 01:53 PM
  • p4p can i stream it for free cuz 9 dollars = 120.000 IDR. that's pre expensive for a college ****boi like me
    January 6 10:10 AM
  • p4p hey bra i can't find that La Capella Reial de Catalunya where did u get it
    January 6 01:16 AM
  • cryptologous hhhot, spicy meat yea boiii
    January 5 07:38 AM
  • Flugmorph yoooooooooouh gonna czech dem all out hard just because you're such a sweet sweet staff pone.
    January 3 10:21 AM
  • Flugmorph i see myself enjoying murcy stuff like autopsy, immolation the most but also obviously technical stuff (mainly nile in that departement tho) and rythm heavy stuff (meshuggah) if that even counts as dm. also more experimental s*** like gorguts gets me real hard.
    January 3 10:07 AM
  • Flugmorph and i dont really see melodic dm as a subgenre of dm but rather a culmination of other genres and dm.
    January 3 10:00 AM
  • Flugmorph i cant really tell what partial means in that context tbh. pls rephrase u kawaii af poneball
    January 3 09:58 AM
  • Flugmorph i was pretty deep into dm for the last two years or so but im feeling less and less interested in the genre lately to be frank.
    January 3 09:51 AM
  • Flugmorph hahahahahaha i love you so much :3 seriously though thats even more exiting, because that means that someone featured it without me asking for it. that would be a first.
    January 3 09:41 AM
  • bigsoulja you got any insight to why http://m.imgur.com/j3Plujl wasn't a ban?
    January 2 04:21 PM
  • Flugmorph Did you perform the deed? If so thx a bunch m8
    January 2 08:26 AM
  • Flugmorph hey my fav pone, i would totz appreciate if you would feature my fav songs list. hows it going anyway with you lately?
    January 1 01:22 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot maybe... new stuff from: Curved Light, Sohn, Silver Shadows, Emptiness, Pan Daijing, and a reissue of Vietnam (NZ post punk band)
    January 1 10:56 AM
  • Frippertronics new stuff, kinda already gave it away in some list some guy just made. kind of the most obvious thing ever tbh - e n o
    January 1 02:53 AM
  • Frippertronics heh, i bet they won't know what i'm reviewing next then
    January 1 02:43 AM
  • Frippertronics hell yeah man, get better quick so i can hear more about ulcerate and how they will rule over us one day
    January 1 02:37 AM
  • Frippertronics healing vibes from the gulag, here's to a neu year
    January 1 02:29 AM
  • tommygun yea ok
    December 31 10:40 PM
  • Rowan5215 If ppl think nibiru aka rahab is simply fiery asteroids and meteorites and shifts in pole, They are going to be in for a VERY rude awakening. The most high said men's hearts will fail them in that day. It won't be simply from that, It's not so much as whats coming from the planet, but rather who. They have been warning ppl for yrs via television, billboards, movies, tv shows etc (part of the elites agreement with the creator). Prepare to see some s*** that even the best of hollywood sci fi write
    December 31 07:08 PM
  • Rowan5215 damn homie, forget medicine and pray to jesus. but srsly get better, much love
    December 31 05:32 AM
  • Rowan5215 hope u don't die :-(
    December 31 12:29 AM
  • trackbytrackreviews why don't you review vermis?
    December 24 05:33 AM
  • Flugmorph thats me
    December 23 12:54 PM
  • Flugmorph http://pr0gramm.com/top/sound/1666511
    December 20 06:18 PM
  • ffs about what?
    December 18 07:11 AM
  • Flugmorph Why you not jammin with us lately. I miss ya
    December 17 03:55 AM
  • Asdfp277 thank u, will try to collaborate with whatever i can
    December 14 03:42 AM
  • Asdfp277 yo Jac my boy Jac, why the adding classical thread is closed? can't inquiry if it's closed :[
    December 14 02:25 AM
  • Frippertronics it's almost like you want to be exterminated like commie weeb scum
    December 13 11:17 AM
  • Frippertronics lou reed is god you damned heathen, don't forget where you came from boio
    December 13 11:15 AM
  • Frippertronics THE birb
    December 13 06:18 AM
  • Frippertronics i miss the birb, jacques
    December 12 03:45 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot nah will get to it tomorrow hopefully
    December 9 11:55 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot i seeked a soul
    December 9 11:48 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot might slip it in on good faith tbh... well, maybe i'll just dl rn
    December 8 09:28 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot what are a couple albums from your list that you think have a chance of sneaking into my list last minute?
    December 8 08:32 PM
  • Xenophanes Have you heard the new Brutally Deceased record? Recently saw it described as "the best album Dismember never released." While i don't necessarily agree with the hyperbole or description, it's definitely the most fun DM of the year for me. You might like it!
    December 7 10:30 AM
  • fromtheinside how dare u
    December 5 01:43 AM
  • ZippaThaRippa Have you listened to Convulsing - Errata? It's a little bit murky. Made me think of you a little bit.
    December 4 08:49 AM
  • Sniff Did you knowthat you, me and adr are the same person?http://imgur.com/a/D4hB0
    November 23 12:42 PM
  • Kusangii Hey dude! Did you ever get the chance to check out that Theory in Practice album?
    November 22 07:28 PM
  • Sniff How are you birbONE? Wanted to say thanks for the vinyl rip of you know what! Stay milf!
    November 15 05:02 PM
  • Flugmorph i ded. them big feet
    November 14 12:18 AM
  • Frippertronics that's quite the edgy new pic u got there
    November 12 02:07 AM
  • birds ananananananABOOP NO SNAK!!!! :^}
    November 11 10:15 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa I thought maybe something happened to your birb
    November 10 05:49 PM
  • Shadowmire it's a near flawless record when you don't drown out the details, at least if you ask me
    November 10 01:56 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa So what happened? Is everything good?
    November 10 08:44 AM
  • Flugmorph what u think of my new temporary, very patriotic profile pic jacyboi?
    November 9 05:11 PM
  • sputstitution https://junkyardgod.bandcamp.com/album/birb
    November 7 10:46 PM
  • hal1ax Thxxx u
    November 7 06:25 PM
  • adr are you online now because i couldn't find it after searching "shrines of paralysis (lp)"
    November 7 01:55 PM
  • adr Dude can you send me the LP rip of Shrines pls
    November 7 01:27 PM
  • Shadowmire just wanted to say thanks, been jamming ulcerate all day
    November 7 01:32 AM
  • hal1ax sup babe. you up on any good new classical these days?? or good new anything
    November 7 12:50 AM
  • Frippertronics When you inevitably get destroyed along with your Ulcerate-loving brethren, remember those who offered your classical music loving ass asylum
    November 6 09:34 PM
  • Frippertronics let me just put it this way, neutrality is such a wonderful thing
    November 6 08:47 PM
  • Futures make jokes all you want you know you're in the wrong here
    November 6 08:41 PM
  • Frippertronics for the most part, i'm staying out of it. the thread in general is a mess. like the list the other day, the concept behind it was fine and made some valid points but again, fell apart.
    November 6 08:39 PM
  • Futures that's the only response you have because you know you're in the wrong.
    November 6 08:38 PM
  • Futures sure pony ****er. sure thing. you couldn't go one sentence without an insult. very mature for a STAFF member. embarrassing.
    November 6 08:34 PM
  • Frippertronics constitution thread lookin like kramer v kramer
    November 6 08:32 PM
  • Spec yeah he should be a mod agreed
    November 6 08:09 PM
  • Spec everything you said is spot on im just not allowed to agree without my comment gettingd
    November 6 08:01 PM
  • FullOfSounds It sure is. I completely agree with everything you're saying
    November 6 07:45 PM
  • FullOfSounds the constitution thread, watching it all
    November 6 07:43 PM
  • FullOfSounds props jac
    November 6 07:41 PM
  • KILL pretty sure he got itd lol, i could probably repost it now due to dev goin MIA but rly it was just a worse version of the periphery one. hey wait i got an idea
    November 6 07:16 PM
  • KILL i'm rly out the loop on sput drama, considering quitting my job to get back into it i've lost my touch on sput goins on hard. and that futures dudes a pussy now too? again remember him insulting weak users which is kinda lame but hey we've prob all done it at the beginning so i let him off but this s*** is wack yo. reminds me of rosa going all heterophobe after callin andcas a fag for like 2 years
    November 6 07:07 PM
  • Spacesh1p It would be*
    November 6 07:06 PM
  • Spacesh1p Yeah I pretty much just ignore them but I'd be a shame to see quality new users like FoS or Clov not here due to the propensity of a few to start drama.
    November 6 07:05 PM
  • Spacesh1p I figured that was the case. Thanks for the info. This place just needs more level headed people who want to discuss music and **** around a bit too.
    November 6 07:01 PM
  • Spacesh1p I would think that doxxing was already against the rules. If not then yeah agreed. But it's not exactly doxxing when you give the info as you said. Just annoying that these guys are playing victim after they're often the problem.
    November 6 06:57 PM
  • Spacesh1p And he wonders why people don't like him? What a joke.
    November 6 06:52 PM
  • Spacesh1p Totally agree. I mean sure people could be a bit nicer in interactions I guess but this is the Internet. Plus the lack of self-awareness about the whole thing is just crazy. Sach is often the instigator himself and can't seem to figure out how to have contrarian opinions without being a dick. Don't even get me started on Futures - he's so negative about everything and engages into the lowsest level of bulls*** trolling like posting people's exact comments to mock them.
    November 6 06:51 PM
  • KILL unless its all a master troll, damn hes good
    November 6 06:48 PM
  • KILL wait the dude callin dudes fag and s***? wtf happened
    November 6 06:48 PM
  • Spacesh1p Did mods actually provide their blessing for this absurd "constitution" garbage? I have a hard time believing that. Dunno if you know but yeah.
    November 6 06:40 PM
  • Shadowmire immensely. praise the lord.
    November 6 04:58 PM
  • Shadowmire yeah I queued that one up as well. lost connection with you a min ago so not sure if you logged off.
    November 6 04:47 PM
  • Shadowmire had to figure out how to forward ports on the new router to access your files specifically; slowly downloading it now
    November 6 04:30 PM
  • Shadowmire not seein it
    November 6 03:38 PM
  • Shadowmire oh **** hit me with it
    November 6 07:34 AM
  • Flugmorph dab it hard pone
    November 3 09:22 AM
  • Flugmorph hahaha i didnt noticed that you did this birb video thing since your mare cognitum review
    November 3 09:22 AM
  • Flugmorph sure you can use it haha. do you mean the dabbin birb or the sea birb one tho.
    November 3 09:15 AM
  • Flugmorph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11DyBF84svQ
    November 3 05:41 AM
  • Flugmorph Cute birbs: the animation. https://vimeo.com/189901272
    November 2 05:46 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot i'll let u know if i have something but yeah. pretty disappointed w/ it
    November 1 07:43 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot s'all yours if u want it
    November 1 07:29 AM
  • Flugmorph thats one spicy birbeme?
    October 31 03:02 PM
  • RoundOnEndHiInMiddle ah, so i'll probably dig the rest of their albums too, awesome. i usually don't like listening to discographies if it's not in chronological order, but i made an exception for once and i'm kind of glad i did. thanks a lot, btw.
    October 31 01:36 AM
  • RoundOnEndHiInMiddle hey, you seem to be the leading expert on all things ulcerate, so i gotta ask: was shrines of paralysis a good starting place to get into them? i really love it about six listens in but i'm completely ignorant as to what context it has in their discography, if that makes sense?
    October 31 12:49 AM
  • BigPleb Cos of new DT? :/
    October 30 11:56 PM
  • Artuma lmao u got me
    October 29 04:00 PM
  • pissbore u digg??
    October 28 11:44 PM
  • pissbore http://imgur.com/NmeOQn6 uhuhuhuhuhuh br0
    October 28 09:32 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot i'll let you know for sure this weekend. idk. i found my first couple listens to be really boring tbh
    October 28 06:59 AM
  • Flugmorph https://img.ifcdn.com/images/29d8ceefc41e447ee82181f20875603686a2ad545c46a6dc314992352fd522b9_1.jpg
    October 28 06:33 AM
  • pissbore https://plug.dj/demonlab/
    October 28 04:10 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot would you wanna cover this Bolzer alb?
    October 27 06:40 PM
  • SitruK6 Hey Jac :D, I think my new list will be of interest for you and I'll be happy if you gave some input.http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=170369
    October 27 03:32 AM
  • FullOfSounds pony
    October 24 07:16 AM
  • pissbore bro review Garroted
    October 24 02:40 AM
  • pissbore https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/blasphermation
    October 24 02:40 AM
  • evilford dude. ulcerate. holy s***.
    October 24 12:15 AM
  • Futures "i have never read a review on this site i liked"- michael snoxall
    October 23 08:33 PM
  • Futures lmao
    October 23 08:23 PM
  • Futures it rules man. would like to hear you opinion on my featured rev!
    October 23 04:27 PM
  • Flugmorph gotta watch The Big Year bro. Its basically birb memes the movie!
    October 23 12:38 PM
  • cryptologous Aye thanks man, album m/'s ahrder. Every time I try and pinpoint my favouite song, I end up with a different result. Haven't had this dilemma since Artificial Brain's debut. You got a favourite track?
    October 23 07:26 AM
  • Futures you gonna jam arctic thunder?
    October 23 03:53 AM
  • Flugmorph dubtrack is waiting for your horsy ass
    October 21 06:27 PM
  • Flugmorph fam i need a feature for my newest masterpiece of a list. U will dig!
    October 21 04:42 PM
  • lalchimiste Here's a rec for you. I think it's definitely their most interesting record yet. Stream : https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/auroch-charges-forward-on-new-album-mute-books
    October 21 12:53 PM
  • Archelirion Ey, nice one! Facebook would probably work best for me (this is me innit https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009506821801). If it's today, then 10:30pm GMT would be best, but if that's a s*** then I should be about all day tomorrow so name your time :]
    October 19 03:55 AM
  • fromtheinside do you ever lol at ulcerate being close to ulcer
    October 18 07:47 AM
  • ZippaThaRippa I prefer to think of myself as 'colorless' Merzbow
    October 18 07:32 AM
  • p4p r u on dub
    October 17 10:40 AM
  • DarkSideOfLucca Nah, that sounds like something I would do all the time. Well, it's been several years but I'm glad to be back. Hope all has been well with you.
    October 16 11:37 PM
  • DarkSideOfLucca Good memories or bad memories?
    October 16 11:32 PM
  • cryptologous yea, main thing holding me back from the insta-5 was the production. great review. merat's drumming here is the best it has ever been imo
    October 16 10:32 PM
  • Gameofmetal Jacquibim: Ulcerate - Shrines of Paralysis 4.8 :D
    October 16 09:11 PM
  • TalonsOfFire Oh nice I'll check those out
    October 16 02:06 PM
  • TalonsOfFire Nor should you haha it's fine I can wait, what would you suggest I jam by them next if I've only heard Everything is Fire?
    October 16 01:55 PM
  • TalonsOfFire It says Invalid ord File :/ guess I missed my chance
    October 16 01:50 PM
  • cryptologous grab a snickers maybe
    October 11 09:15 AM
  • cryptologous my review (not for sput) is basically a circle jerk, members including me, my conscious, and my right hand. i thought jamming EiF might reduce the sexual tension but it just made me more excited
    October 11 09:15 AM
  • Gameofmetal what a ****in way to go. a never ending cycle was a pre sweet album
    October 6 10:04 AM
  • Gameofmetal you're really not wrong about that inanimate existence album and that makes me sad
    October 5 06:45 PM
  • Futures plug is bumpin yo 7 people
    October 4 10:29 PM
  • pissbore UuhUHuhuHUHuhUH brO
    October 4 08:25 AM
  • pissbore bro your artistick expertise is needed, come 2 blasphermashunn 2nite fammdogg0
    October 2 03:33 PM
  • Voivod Since I know you like death metal a lot, pls let me know what this album tells you - http://vianocturna.bandcamp.com/album/precept-of-delator
    October 1 06:31 AM
  • Xenophanes So how are you feeling about the new Ulcerate?
    September 30 10:36 PM
  • Futures liberatarians believe in free market economics and social inclusion (gays, drugs, abortion, guns). david leyonhjelm is a senator for australia who is one. any thoughts on him?
    September 30 03:15 PM
  • Futures curious are you libertarian or right leaning or just a sensible liberal?
    September 30 02:44 AM
  • Ignimbrite Yo I'm not gonna ask for a leak or anything because I'm not delusional but tell me this: is the new Ulcerate as ****ing good as the singles seem to indicate? Or am I too hyped?
    September 30 12:05 AM
  • shamanicphysics disgusting.
    September 29 11:27 PM
  • shamanicphysics garbage 5's. 2000 ratings? im over 9000. you, however- are -2000
    September 29 11:23 PM
  • cryptologous I told you man, Maccas
    September 29 07:36 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa he's an asshole-rip lmao
    September 29 06:20 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa To be real though the bird on the left is super ****ing cute. Eagles aren't for everyone.
    September 29 06:12 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa I love that prof. Gold.
    September 29 06:07 PM
  • cryptologous don't make me weep like this
    September 27 06:02 PM
  • cryptologous new Ulcerate promo just came in, the music is definitely representative of a band who prefer Maccas over Hungry Jacks
    September 27 05:26 PM
  • cryptologous maccas
    September 27 06:50 AM
  • BigPleb Hmph
    September 26 03:56 PM
  • Flugmorph u crackin me up man. the bestest s***
    September 21 05:08 PM
  • FullOfSounds Your profile picture, I'm dying
    September 21 05:00 PM
  • BlackMalachite Ayyy Jac, my new album's out, you left a soundoff on it so I gotta link ya fam - http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=169520
    September 21 01:33 PM
  • POZERKILLER JacASSquibm
    September 21 02:00 AM
  • BigPleb Ugh that's sad to hear. Heard you were jammin? I've just joined.
    September 20 08:11 PM
  • owen Succotash, succotash, win some cash! Accept Christ into your heart, look down on us from the glorious kingdom of Heaven. Now, Popo, I understand you're starting your own 700 Club. Seven's a prime number, you're in the prime of your life, life could change, win a chunk of change, succotash, succotash, call us up, win some cash!
    September 19 04:59 PM
  • cryptologous Thanks dude! Aye man, you caused me to seriously reconsider my approaches to writing for the better, so I had to give you the mention!
    September 17 11:13 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot and this Oake EP is lovely
    September 17 12:07 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot def check the Skee Mask album from earlier this year, and Lumisokea's as well
    September 17 12:06 AM
  • FullOfSounds Bahaha, perfect.
    September 16 11:59 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot new Clouds ep
    September 16 09:10 PM

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