Jacquibim
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Last Active 04-20-14 8:48 am
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  • dannyboy89 Sweet, that means Lloyd and Rowan are compatriots of yours. I've never been to Australia man, it's said much of the country is desert land. The Great Barrier Reef is pretty famous as well.
    April 21 03:56 AM
  • dannyboy89 Dude, are you French?
    April 20 05:14 PM
  • Crysis No problem. Which album did you want to get a promo for?
    April 20 12:10 PM
  • Crysis Hard to say, probably if the label sends it directly to you or something but that's a question better suited for Jom or Willie.
    April 20 12:09 PM
  • Crysis Sharing is a huge, massive no-no with promos. Trey gathers promos that labels send to our gmail account and posts them in the staff forum so we can ask for them if we so desire. There's also a thread for promo requests. It's staff only, unfortunately.
    April 20 12:02 PM
  • KriegdemKriege Hey, thanks for the message! I'm glad you're open to feedback. I kind of felt guilty after re-reading my original post, as I think I came off as kind of a dick, but I assure you that was not my intention! So I'm sorry if I offended you in any way! By the way, I just read the two reviews that came before this last one, and I think they are both very well written.
    April 19 10:54 PM
  • Fluttertrank hey man if you want to, check out my new review.http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/61915/HammerFall-Glory-to-the-Brave/
    April 18 01:52 PM
  • dannyboy89 Agreed.
    April 17 04:09 PM
  • dannyboy89 Agalloch rules dude. Jamming PF atm and it kicks serious ass.
    April 17 03:07 PM
  • Relinquished time to respect the fallen accounts
    April 17 02:18 PM
  • Relinquished woah chillax bro i'm not affronting you
    April 17 02:12 PM
  • Relinquished u discovered where dryden got his pics from
    April 17 02:09 PM
  • Atari yeah the artwork creeped me out as a kid lol but it's very well done
    April 17 01:13 PM
  • Atari Dat avatar/profile pic. Used to love those books
    April 17 10:29 AM
  • Solbrave you have th e best taste on this site
    April 16 10:53 PM
  • BigPleb damn, i'm hungover to **** in work so no excuse :/
    April 16 07:27 AM
  • BigPleb http://plug.dj/riffs-all-day/ come jam with my friend and ossy!
    April 16 07:26 AM
  • oltnabrick bitches on my dick cause i think i'm dryden
    April 16 02:33 AM
  • climactic if all staff and contribs were expected to be professional we'd have like 3 of them. i think you're good lol. look at what balls got away with for like 5 years
    April 15 12:45 PM
  • climactic spookynewjacfriend
    April 15 12:43 PM
  • climactic yeah brendan finally noticed so i had to change it, now that youve noticed i guess i have to change it again :(
    April 15 12:40 PM
  • climactic #ironic
    April 15 12:38 PM
  • climactic 3.5 for apator is too low to be a joke, and too high to be serious. waaaaat
    April 15 12:36 PM
  • Friday13th Hey bro come participate in the prog contest. Your album is coming up.
    April 15 09:59 AM
  • BigPleb Nope not really. Mum doesn't like animals but her partner has a love for dogs, so its 50/50!
    April 15 08:54 AM
  • BigPleb Hard. Yeah I'll have to look into it then, always wanted to have a pet again since I was young :]
    April 15 08:17 AM
  • BigPleb Ah I see, didn't come across as an aggressive species at all. He's 1 now, so still very young :]
    April 15 08:14 AM
  • BigPleb Got a little bro too and wouldn't him going near the cage/bird, claws and beak etc.
    April 15 08:08 AM
  • BigPleb Yeah I'd have to look into it, the cage would be inside at all times anyway tbh! Would be reluctant to take it outside :/
    April 15 07:59 AM
  • BigPleb 'What you doing?' seems to be a common one haha. That would be class, should teach it to say 'straya ****' tbh.
    April 15 07:57 AM
  • BigPleb Parakeets tend to be larger then? These birds are way more intelligent than I first perceived. I would love to have one in all honesty, bigger commitment than most would think though I imagine. Your birds talk yet? Hehe.
    April 15 07:53 AM
  • BigPleb That is adorable! Do parakeets and cockatiels have similar traits? The parakeets seem to be more vocal.
    April 15 07:48 AM
  • BigPleb Omg have you seen this? Insane: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5b3g1ISviQ
    April 15 07:42 AM
  • BigPleb Are males the only gender who can learn things like that? :/
    April 15 07:38 AM
  • BigPleb Hahaha, that rules! Birds are so cool, just saw some BIG ASS parrot on Youtube like playing with its owner, they are massive! O_o
    April 15 07:33 AM
  • BigPleb :[[[[, he sounded like a m/ bird though so he probably had the best run ever! Man I'm watching Cockatiel vids on Youtube and they are damn clever! Answering maths questions through tweeting and s***, one was even whistling the Star Wars theme hahahah. Cool animals :]
    April 15 07:27 AM
  • BigPleb How long do they normally live for? Aw that's grim :/, RIP Neville hard! m/m/m/
    April 15 07:00 AM
  • BigPleb *he got it out of the cage, bad spelling and grammar AGAIN.
    April 15 06:42 AM
  • BigPleb I want one :[. My buddy had one and he actually said he get it out if the cage and it would just sit on his finger preen'ing and that's it haha. Golden Retriever or a Boxer dude, had a Boxer as a child and she was my best friends, wouldn't mind reliving that!
    April 15 06:42 AM
  • BigPleb They are so rad! I hope at least one of them is called Luc or Saint-Merat! That's nice of you, bet they are real noisy bastards at night. I used to have a budgie and damn, at night time the damn thing would not shut the **** up! I'm shopping round for a dog currently, can't wait to get out of work and go looking...dogs rule hard m/
    April 15 06:37 AM
  • BigPleb Is it your bird? So cuteeeeee :333 m/m/m/
    April 15 06:24 AM
  • BigPleb Damn, I'm impressed, well done! Not jammed yet but damn, that new profile pic is my fave m//m/m
    April 15 06:19 AM
  • BigPleb You been drinking various coloured liquids again?!
    April 15 06:16 AM
  • BigPleb I will dude!
    April 14 06:51 AM
  • Gwyn. /m /m /m
    April 14 06:42 AM
  • adr best new profil pic sput 2014
    April 13 08:23 AM
  • BigPleb lol, you aren't unstable at all :]. Sure you would've behaved yourself :p
    April 11 05:35 AM
  • BigPleb Bollocks, you are perfect!
    April 11 05:31 AM
  • BigPleb Dang dude, shops open I presume still? Got a crate waiting for me for when I finish work hehe :p
    April 11 04:45 AM
  • BigPleb Jam some Priest dude! Crack open that Jager and let the good times roll :D x
    April 11 04:33 AM
  • BigPleb What you jamming bb?
    April 11 04:28 AM
  • BigPleb Dearest Jaccy :D
    April 11 04:21 AM
  • dannyboy89 Sweet man. Yeah, it's good to diversify, part of music's charm is variety.
    April 10 08:02 PM
  • dannyboy89 So I take it your taste is mostly prog and heavy metal.You also seem to like classical and electronica as well.
    April 10 07:48 PM
  • Wizard I order it off Profound Lore and I've had it for a week.
    April 10 07:24 AM
  • Rowan5215 Ask him to choose between Opeth and Steel Panther then watch as his argument crumbles
    April 10 04:20 AM
  • Rowan5215 Yeah he does that I wouldn't be surprised if he made the alt for that reason just let him chill and tell him to listen to Genesis and calm down. That's what I'd do anyways
    April 10 04:15 AM
  • Rowan5215 Haha wow I guessed it so easy. He probably posted "rules m/" on a Steel Panther thread and you guessed instantly. Nah I love him though
    April 10 04:10 AM
  • Rowan5215 No how would I? I just got back like two hours ago you ****ing gooch. Lemme guess though its Tremz
    April 10 04:05 AM
  • Rowan5215 I've only been back on Sputnik today and it's already empty as a mother****. Does this mean Pleb missed the news about new Opeth the other day? What has the world come to?
    April 10 04:02 AM
  • Rowan5215 Haha omg but seriously RIP Pleb until he comes back tomorrow
    April 10 03:58 AM
  • Rowan5215 Yeah true I wouldn't want to 2.5 it then say its the worst album ever repeatedly would I
    April 10 03:50 AM
  • Rowan5215 That's cool nig. I don't know if you'll like it, I don't even know if I like it, but you'll have an experience good or bad listening to it I'm sure. And it doesn't sound anything like any of his albums except PBX Funicular so I wouldn't worry about that
    April 10 03:33 AM
  • Rowan5215 Actually don't worry I changed my mind review Enclosure by Frusciante
    April 10 03:15 AM
  • Rowan5215 Dude check my list
    April 10 03:03 AM
  • Rowan5215 Yep well have fun!
    April 10 02:42 AM
  • climactic yeah shes not too big on NSBM, no idea why!!!!
    April 10 02:41 AM
  • Rowan5215 Don't do this to me
    April 10 02:36 AM
  • climactic if theres one thing i cant stand its a holocaust victim who wont swallow
    April 10 02:31 AM
  • Rowan5215 You'll just have to find your inner feminine side. Its in there, baby.
    April 10 02:27 AM
  • climactic yea she didnt want to swallow
    April 10 02:26 AM
  • Rowan5215 Welp now you know what my pain was like! inb4 I bug you about it in every thread you post in
    April 10 02:19 AM
  • Rowan5215 you love it
    April 10 01:55 AM
  • Rowan5215 DEAL WITH IT. YOU OWE ME. DO IT OR I TAKE YOUR LEGS.
    April 10 01:18 AM
  • Rowan5215 It isn't even pop punk you big fat poop. And Kindly Bent had like 5 reviews when you made me review so you have no excuse.
    April 10 12:26 AM
  • Rowan5215 Review The Hotelier - Home Like NoPlace is There. I want to see your opinion on it, you big baby.
    April 10 12:09 AM
  • climactic thats one french ass name
    April 8 09:52 PM
  • climactic rip GOAT title
    April 8 09:46 PM
  • climactic i love it, its not tru tho u kno i luv u bb
    April 8 09:41 PM
  • climactic lmao thank you for noticing
    April 8 09:17 PM
  • CaptainDooRight gonna steal that line
    April 8 05:07 PM
  • CaptainDooRight dammit Jac you didn't reply, hope ur not piszed
    April 8 10:16 AM
  • Tremz 3.5 for grimes lol, stop ****ing edging!!!!!
    April 6 03:12 PM
  • KILL oh yea cool sweet
    April 5 01:59 PM
  • fromtheinside BABE U WERE BEFORE YOU WILL AGAIN. REMEMBER!!!!!!!
    April 5 02:05 AM
  • fromtheinside TONIGHTS LOOKING GOOD! VERY SPOTS OPEN FEW
    April 5 01:52 AM
  • fromtheinside will i ever jam with you again!!?
    April 5 01:45 AM
  • Graveyard Haha yep. Been doing it for the last two years or so.
    April 4 10:29 PM
  • Graveyard Hey man. That new track I uploaded isn't part of an EP or anything of that sort. So I'm having the mods taking it off. I'm really glad you enjoyed the track though and thanks for your support!
    April 4 07:48 PM
  • oltnabrick http://www.last.fm/music/Swans snockzall n the shoutbox
    April 2 07:25 PM
  • evilford lol...yeah I'm doing good man. same to you...as for visiting sputnik, it's a mix of things. I am quite a bit busier than I was a few months ago, but I also got tired of a lot of the s*** on the site too. there are some cool folks like yourself tho that keep me coming back around
    April 2 01:06 PM
  • Kusangii Lol I think my words of truth made him a little upset :P he also 1'd First Fragment which proves my point even more
    April 2 07:33 AM
  • BigPleb Its Brit talk dude, we mix up words and stuff :D less-than-three
    March 31 09:23 AM
  • BigPleb Erm yes I do! Don't act like you're better then me Mr. Bogan.
    March 31 09:20 AM
  • BigPleb lol i bring the twinkles of trvth!
    March 31 09:17 AM
  • BigPleb or a Kashiwa Daisuke rev? ;]
    March 31 09:13 AM
  • BigPleb Dude, that is getting done HARD
    March 31 09:10 AM
  • BigPleb For what album?
    March 31 09:06 AM
  • BigPleb Don't look like dat anymore hehe.
    March 31 09:00 AM
  • BigPleb I'm clean shaven now hehe :3
    March 31 08:56 AM
  • BigPleb I'm clean shaven now bitch, and they are bloody stubby! You broke some of my keys :@
    March 31 08:52 AM
  • BigPleb You have no hands, this is bulls***! You've got stubby little hooves.
    March 31 08:47 AM
  • BigPleb Naughty pony, seriously you were supposed to be grazing today!
    March 31 08:43 AM
  • BigPleb Ye but alcohol solves nothing! I thought I'd brought you up to kno better!
    March 31 08:40 AM
  • BigPleb Its Monday :[
    March 31 08:36 AM
  • BigPleb You better not be drunk though, I'm dead ****ing serious.
    March 31 08:34 AM
  • BigPleb Are you drunk on Monday? Bad BAD PONY!!!! BACK TO THE STABLE!!
    March 31 08:32 AM
  • BigPleb Ponies don't like Death, they Kashiwa Daizzzzzuke!!!!
    March 31 08:30 AM
  • BigPleb That Pony is NOT worthy of that Death tee! GET RID!!!!
    March 31 08:27 AM
  • Wizard Oh and 2014's most underrated album goes to Psalm Zero - The Drain (amazing prog metal).
    March 30 08:21 PM
  • Wizard It's funny you mention that cause I was think a lot of people chirp my ratings/ opinion but are still interested in what I think of album x hahahaha. Funny world we live in. Some of my fav's from this year are Howls of Ebb - Vigils of the 3rd Eye (weird demented dm), Indian - From All Purity (really potent sludgy doom/ noise), Coffinworm ? IV.I.VIII (sludge/ dm), Morbus Chron - Sweven (weird dm, couldn't classify it any further to save my life)
    March 30 08:20 PM
  • Wizard Sup buddy, how's contrib life treating you?
    March 30 09:19 AM
  • BigPleb Agreed, I do love you yano
    March 28 03:23 PM
  • BigPleb Agreed, that s*** was Goodfellas level.
    March 28 01:27 PM
  • BigPleb I have no idea, good roleplaying though.
    March 28 01:26 PM
  • BigPleb Ok this is getting dark haha
    March 28 01:19 PM
  • BigPleb You said if 0800 hours you might not reply...What's going on Jaccy?!!? :[
    March 28 01:18 PM
  • BigPleb Rowan's gonna kill you?!?!?
    March 28 01:15 PM
  • BigPleb *sobs infinitely*
    March 28 01:11 PM
  • BigPleb I could join you...
    March 28 01:10 PM
  • BigPleb You still love me, you can't do that!
    March 28 01:07 PM
  • BigPleb But I still love you, I'm sorry come back :[[[[
    March 28 01:02 PM
  • BigPleb So your name wasn't Mikael?! WTF IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!?!?!
    March 28 12:57 PM
  • BigPleb You did sign it! You won't get away with this, I know where Rowan lives!!!!
    March 28 12:55 PM
  • BigPleb No no no! I bought that ****ing car!!! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE KIA?!?!
    March 28 12:52 PM
  • BigPleb Tell it to my ****ing lawyer! CONSIDER THIS THE DIVORCE!!!!
    March 28 12:50 PM
  • BigPleb So whose clothes are these in the drawer? Hmm?! THEY BETTER NOT BE ****ING ROWAN'S!
    March 28 12:49 PM
  • BigPleb With Row? Damn, take your clothes and go, just go!!!!
    March 28 12:47 PM
  • BigPleb I do that all the time! Look I'm crying now :'[
    March 28 12:46 PM
  • BigPleb Cheating on me with Rowy anyway, so devious.
    March 28 12:44 PM
  • BigPleb Yes you always do, we're finished.
    March 28 12:42 PM
  • BigPleb You started it.
    March 28 12:41 PM
  • BigPleb 'chinstrap hard mikael m/m/' Mean ****er, you've upset me today.
    March 28 12:39 PM
  • Rowan5215 Don't go all Pleb on me
    March 27 06:44 AM
  • Rowan5215 He is pretty damn good looking I'm not gonna lie but Josh Klinghoffer *greater than sign*
    March 27 06:42 AM
  • Rowan5215 Paul's pretty yang agreed
    March 27 06:36 AM
  • Rowan5215 Pop. Pop snap crackle aaaand pop.
    March 27 06:25 AM
  • dannyboy89 Sweet, thanks man.
    March 26 01:38 PM
  • dannyboy89 Alrighty. NIN isn't for everyone, it took time for me to get into them myself, so I can understand.
    March 26 12:53 AM
  • dannyboy89 Out of curiosity, why'd you give The Downward Spiral a 2?
    March 26 12:36 AM
  • climactic lmao too good, probs the best comment page ever
    March 26 12:11 AM
  • climactic Here's a question: why are you suck a ****ing moron?
    March 25 04:22 PM
  • dannyboy89 I'm in the process of reducing my 5's.
    March 25 02:40 PM
  • dannyboy89 I'm leaning towards Symbolic atm, it's very close to a 5.
    March 25 02:11 PM
  • dannyboy89 I see that SBG and SH are your least fave Death albums.
    March 25 01:53 PM
  • BigPleb That's one naughty lil bird :[
    March 25 01:18 PM
  • BigPleb Good, cos I would have a seizure hard.
    March 25 01:14 PM
  • BigPleb Keep them snakes back yo!
    March 25 01:11 PM
  • BigPleb Getting a flight over now, sers hehe
    March 25 01:08 PM
  • BigPleb What's the matter? :[
    March 25 12:59 PM
  • BigPleb How are you? :D
    March 25 12:09 PM
  • BigPleb Jaccy wacky backy :]
    March 25 12:00 PM
  • Rowan5215 http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/61579/Cynic-Kindly-Bent-to-Free-Us/ finally
    March 25 06:36 AM
  • TheRubberbandMan bring your filthiest then
    March 25 04:35 AM
  • TheRubberbandMan hey do you still plug?
    March 25 04:27 AM
  • ValarMorghulis your ****ing avatar gets me everytime
    March 25 12:32 AM
  • BigPleb EARTHLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVV
    March 24 01:24 PM
  • BigPleb Still the best vid ever made, apart from Gorguts - Earthly Love (LIVE)
    March 24 01:15 PM
  • BigPleb You're also contrib #nofunallowed
    March 24 01:06 PM
  • BigPleb You instigated it soooo...
    March 24 12:58 PM
  • BigPleb PillowGuy happened dude :/
    March 24 12:51 PM
  • BigPleb Cos I'm a plebby plebster hehe, naw but damn I'm surprised hard.
    March 22 03:44 PM
  • BigPleb Knew you would :/
    March 22 03:40 PM
  • BigPleb Dude, I'm beating Tornado on sputmadness! This shouldn't be happening :/
    March 22 03:33 PM
  • BigPleb Ye fam, we alway be nigs before digs ya feel me?
    March 21 10:40 AM
  • BigPleb Ah, I can sleep a happy pleb tonight then :DDDD
    March 21 10:36 AM
  • BigPleb But your love runs deep for me, right? :'/
    March 21 10:32 AM
  • BigPleb Lol, you're way too aggressive sometimes! You hurt me last time ;_;
    March 21 10:15 AM
  • BigPleb Not when its not on my cheeks silly! #rekt
    March 21 10:12 AM
  • BigPleb Never, I have to exert manliness through my beard as apposed to my actions! :/
    March 21 10:07 AM
  • BigPleb Its a full blown beard now bby, all for you!
    March 21 10:04 AM
  • BigPleb You shoutbox me back now you aus menace!
    March 21 10:03 AM
  • BigPleb I want some bloody alcohol Jaccy wahhhhh :[. I love you
    March 21 09:55 AM
  • Keyblade Yeah same for me. Guess we just gotta wait.
    March 21 07:34 AM
  • Keyblade Oh s*** there's a new Symptom. Need to get on it too. Let me know if you find it
    March 21 07:14 AM
  • Keyblade Sweet. I've never interacted with any users before haha. Just get my s*** and bounce.
    March 21 06:58 AM
  • Keyblade Yeah definitely. I used to just share this one folder with like 3 albums in it lol, and had no problems. Give 'er a whirl
    March 21 06:35 AM
  • Keyblade It's kb101 dude (pretty sure lol). Just choose a folder to share and you should be good to go man.
    March 21 06:28 AM
  • Rowan5215 reported hard
    March 17 07:59 AM
  • Rowan5215 http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/61482/The-Receiving-End-of-Sirens-Between-the-Heart-and-the-Synapse/ new review check it
    March 17 07:45 AM
  • CaptainDooRight Oh hey Jac it means a lot that you would use your own time to write a review of some music I did. I really am grateful!
    March 16 10:06 AM
  • Frippertronics You cant stop the Rivers of s*** in beverly hills
    March 14 12:26 PM
  • Betray Always!
    March 14 10:23 AM
  • Betray still wanting your feedback man :D
    March 14 10:02 AM
  • trainofconsequence nah man sticking with this for good now. no more dickish behavoor from skele
    March 14 06:48 AM
  • CaptainDooRight Oh right on bro. Glad you're digging it
    March 13 06:24 PM
  • JamieTwort lol I didn't think you were being dickish at all, just a difference in opinion. I've heard bits and pieces from most of their albums (haven't heard their debut though), in fact I used to like them a fair bit back in the day but they don't really do much for me anymore.
    March 9 06:32 AM
  • dannyboy89 Just curious. I play guitar myself.
    March 8 08:21 PM
  • dannyboy89 Dude, do you play an instrument?
    March 8 08:03 PM
  • Hovse ya sup man
    March 6 11:11 AM
  • tempest-- https://vimeo.com/87080716 prob the best thing I've ever seen!
    March 6 06:24 AM
  • tempest-- http://i.imgur.com/FrtqGiD.png these are the faces of pure evil http://i.imgur.com/r4EKWIw.png
    March 6 06:21 AM
  • Rowan5215 dude apparently I was possessed by Satan https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t34/1888471_630804690319362_1367627739_n.jpg?oh=f6629049da1e900291f38740aac1d9ee
    March 6 06:04 AM
  • Rowan5215 Tell him that I love him
    March 6 05:59 AM
  • Rowan5215 Nah dude he's gotta wear that loud and proud
    March 6 05:54 AM
  • Rowan5215 That last made my sides hurt, ****ing He-Man ahahaha
    March 6 05:48 AM
  • Rowan5215 That's amazing. I haven't stopped laughing at shopped pictures of myself for like two hours now, best feeling ever
    March 6 05:41 AM
  • Rowan5215 Dude my friends and I have pretty much made this a meme. We're shopping it onto everything we can find, its brilliant. My personal favourite is https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t31/p180x540/1655481_799088363438103_638152574_o.jpg
    March 6 05:34 AM
  • Rowan5215 Yeah so I hope you'll appreciate this picture of me and do with it what you will https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-prn2/t1/c21.0.158.158/1982170_1413079778944570_134282724_n.jpg
    March 6 05:31 AM
  • NocteDominum Whoops sorry dude(I've been having connection issues) I build connections with label owners, pR press professionals, underground bands etc. it helps that I own The Sonic Sensory and I feature a lot of press and promo work there. It's taken me almost five years to forge the connections within the industry and I've only just started getting some of the bigger labels on board (nuclear blast etc)
    March 5 10:56 PM

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