Jacquibim
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Album Edits 604

Album Ratings 2200
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Last Active 11-30-16 3:08 pm
Joined 02-12-12

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  • Sniff Did you knowthat you, me and adr are the same person?http://imgur.com/a/D4hB0
    November 23 12:42 PM
  • Kusangii Hey dude! Did you ever get the chance to check out that Theory in Practice album?
    November 22 07:28 PM
  • Sniff How are you birbONE? Wanted to say thanks for the vinyl rip of you know what! Stay milf!
    November 15 05:02 PM
  • Flugmorph i ded. them big feet
    November 14 12:18 AM
  • Frippertronics that's quite the edgy new pic u got there
    November 12 02:07 AM
  • birds ananananananABOOP NO SNAK!!!! :^}
    November 11 10:15 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa I thought maybe something happened to your birb
    November 10 05:49 PM
  • Shadowmire it's a near flawless record when you don't drown out the details, at least if you ask me
    November 10 01:56 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa So what happened? Is everything good?
    November 10 08:44 AM
  • Flugmorph what u think of my new temporary, very patriotic profile pic jacyboi?
    November 9 05:11 PM
  • sputstitution https://junkyardgod.bandcamp.com/album/birb
    November 7 10:46 PM
  • hal1ax Thxxx u
    November 7 06:25 PM
  • adr are you online now because i couldn't find it after searching "shrines of paralysis (lp)"
    November 7 01:55 PM
  • adr Dude can you send me the LP rip of Shrines pls
    November 7 01:27 PM
  • Shadowmire just wanted to say thanks, been jamming ulcerate all day
    November 7 01:32 AM
  • hal1ax sup babe. you up on any good new classical these days?? or good new anything
    November 7 12:50 AM
  • Frippertronics When you inevitably get destroyed along with your Ulcerate-loving brethren, remember those who offered your classical music loving ass asylum
    November 6 09:34 PM
  • Frippertronics let me just put it this way, neutrality is such a wonderful thing
    November 6 08:47 PM
  • Futures make jokes all you want you know you're in the wrong here
    November 6 08:41 PM
  • Frippertronics for the most part, i'm staying out of it. the thread in general is a mess. like the list the other day, the concept behind it was fine and made some valid points but again, fell apart.
    November 6 08:39 PM
  • Futures that's the only response you have because you know you're in the wrong.
    November 6 08:38 PM
  • Futures sure pony ****er. sure thing. you couldn't go one sentence without an insult. very mature for a STAFF member. embarrassing.
    November 6 08:34 PM
  • Frippertronics constitution thread lookin like kramer v kramer
    November 6 08:32 PM
  • Spec yeah he should be a mod agreed
    November 6 08:09 PM
  • Spec everything you said is spot on im just not allowed to agree without my comment gettingd
    November 6 08:01 PM
  • FullOfSounds It sure is. I completely agree with everything you're saying
    November 6 07:45 PM
  • FullOfSounds the constitution thread, watching it all
    November 6 07:43 PM
  • FullOfSounds props jac
    November 6 07:41 PM
  • KILL pretty sure he got itd lol, i could probably repost it now due to dev goin MIA but rly it was just a worse version of the periphery one. hey wait i got an idea
    November 6 07:16 PM
  • KILL i'm rly out the loop on sput drama, considering quitting my job to get back into it i've lost my touch on sput goins on hard. and that futures dudes a pussy now too? again remember him insulting weak users which is kinda lame but hey we've prob all done it at the beginning so i let him off but this s*** is wack yo. reminds me of rosa going all heterophobe after callin andcas a fag for like 2 years
    November 6 07:07 PM
  • Spacesh1p It would be*
    November 6 07:06 PM
  • Spacesh1p Yeah I pretty much just ignore them but I'd be a shame to see quality new users like FoS or Clov not here due to the propensity of a few to start drama.
    November 6 07:05 PM
  • Spacesh1p I figured that was the case. Thanks for the info. This place just needs more level headed people who want to discuss music and **** around a bit too.
    November 6 07:01 PM
  • Spacesh1p I would think that doxxing was already against the rules. If not then yeah agreed. But it's not exactly doxxing when you give the info as you said. Just annoying that these guys are playing victim after they're often the problem.
    November 6 06:57 PM
  • Spacesh1p And he wonders why people don't like him? What a joke.
    November 6 06:52 PM
  • Spacesh1p Totally agree. I mean sure people could be a bit nicer in interactions I guess but this is the Internet. Plus the lack of self-awareness about the whole thing is just crazy. Sach is often the instigator himself and can't seem to figure out how to have contrarian opinions without being a dick. Don't even get me started on Futures - he's so negative about everything and engages into the lowsest level of bulls*** trolling like posting people's exact comments to mock them.
    November 6 06:51 PM
  • KILL unless its all a master troll, damn hes good
    November 6 06:48 PM
  • KILL wait the dude callin dudes fag and s***? wtf happened
    November 6 06:48 PM
  • Spacesh1p Did mods actually provide their blessing for this absurd "constitution" garbage? I have a hard time believing that. Dunno if you know but yeah.
    November 6 06:40 PM
  • Shadowmire immensely. praise the lord.
    November 6 04:58 PM
  • Shadowmire yeah I queued that one up as well. lost connection with you a min ago so not sure if you logged off.
    November 6 04:47 PM
  • Shadowmire had to figure out how to forward ports on the new router to access your files specifically; slowly downloading it now
    November 6 04:30 PM
  • Shadowmire not seein it
    November 6 03:38 PM
  • Shadowmire oh **** hit me with it
    November 6 07:34 AM
  • Flugmorph dab it hard pone
    November 3 09:22 AM
  • Flugmorph hahaha i didnt noticed that you did this birb video thing since your mare cognitum review
    November 3 09:22 AM
  • Flugmorph sure you can use it haha. do you mean the dabbin birb or the sea birb one tho.
    November 3 09:15 AM
  • Flugmorph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11DyBF84svQ
    November 3 05:41 AM
  • Flugmorph Cute birbs: the animation. https://vimeo.com/189901272
    November 2 05:46 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot i'll let u know if i have something but yeah. pretty disappointed w/ it
    November 1 07:43 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot s'all yours if u want it
    November 1 07:29 AM
  • Flugmorph thats one spicy birbeme?
    October 31 03:02 PM
  • RoundOnEndHiInMiddle ah, so i'll probably dig the rest of their albums too, awesome. i usually don't like listening to discographies if it's not in chronological order, but i made an exception for once and i'm kind of glad i did. thanks a lot, btw.
    October 31 01:36 AM
  • RoundOnEndHiInMiddle hey, you seem to be the leading expert on all things ulcerate, so i gotta ask: was shrines of paralysis a good starting place to get into them? i really love it about six listens in but i'm completely ignorant as to what context it has in their discography, if that makes sense?
    October 31 12:49 AM
  • BigPleb Cos of new DT? :/
    October 30 11:56 PM
  • Artuma lmao u got me
    October 29 04:00 PM
  • pissbore u digg??
    October 28 11:44 PM
  • pissbore http://imgur.com/NmeOQn6 uhuhuhuhuhuh br0
    October 28 09:32 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot i'll let you know for sure this weekend. idk. i found my first couple listens to be really boring tbh
    October 28 06:59 AM
  • Flugmorph https://img.ifcdn.com/images/29d8ceefc41e447ee82181f20875603686a2ad545c46a6dc314992352fd522b9_1.jpg
    October 28 06:33 AM
  • pissbore https://plug.dj/demonlab/
    October 28 04:10 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot would you wanna cover this Bolzer alb?
    October 27 06:40 PM
  • SitruK6 Hey Jac :D, I think my new list will be of interest for you and I'll be happy if you gave some input.http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=170369
    October 27 03:32 AM
  • FullOfSounds pony
    October 24 07:16 AM
  • pissbore bro review Garroted
    October 24 02:40 AM
  • pissbore https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/blasphermation
    October 24 02:40 AM
  • evilford dude. ulcerate. holy s***.
    October 24 12:15 AM
  • Futures "i have never read a review on this site i liked"- michael snoxall
    October 23 08:33 PM
  • Futures lmao
    October 23 08:23 PM
  • Futures it rules man. would like to hear you opinion on my featured rev!
    October 23 04:27 PM
  • Flugmorph gotta watch The Big Year bro. Its basically birb memes the movie!
    October 23 12:38 PM
  • cryptologous Aye thanks man, album m/'s ahrder. Every time I try and pinpoint my favouite song, I end up with a different result. Haven't had this dilemma since Artificial Brain's debut. You got a favourite track?
    October 23 07:26 AM
  • Futures you gonna jam arctic thunder?
    October 23 03:53 AM
  • Flugmorph dubtrack is waiting for your horsy ass
    October 21 06:27 PM
  • Flugmorph fam i need a feature for my newest masterpiece of a list. U will dig!
    October 21 04:42 PM
  • lalchimiste Here's a rec for you. I think it's definitely their most interesting record yet. Stream : https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/auroch-charges-forward-on-new-album-mute-books
    October 21 12:53 PM
  • Archelirion Ey, nice one! Facebook would probably work best for me (this is me innit https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009506821801). If it's today, then 10:30pm GMT would be best, but if that's a s*** then I should be about all day tomorrow so name your time :]
    October 19 03:55 AM
  • fromtheinside do you ever lol at ulcerate being close to ulcer
    October 18 07:47 AM
  • ZippaThaRippa I prefer to think of myself as 'colorless' Merzbow
    October 18 07:32 AM
  • p4p r u on dub
    October 17 10:40 AM
  • DarkSideOfLucca Nah, that sounds like something I would do all the time. Well, it's been several years but I'm glad to be back. Hope all has been well with you.
    October 16 11:37 PM
  • DarkSideOfLucca Good memories or bad memories?
    October 16 11:32 PM
  • cryptologous yea, main thing holding me back from the insta-5 was the production. great review. merat's drumming here is the best it has ever been imo
    October 16 10:32 PM
  • Gameofmetal Jacquibim: Ulcerate - Shrines of Paralysis 4.8 :D
    October 16 09:11 PM
  • TalonsOfFire Oh nice I'll check those out
    October 16 02:06 PM
  • TalonsOfFire Nor should you haha it's fine I can wait, what would you suggest I jam by them next if I've only heard Everything is Fire?
    October 16 01:55 PM
  • TalonsOfFire It says Invalid ord File :/ guess I missed my chance
    October 16 01:50 PM
  • cryptologous grab a snickers maybe
    October 11 09:15 AM
  • cryptologous my review (not for sput) is basically a circle jerk, members including me, my conscious, and my right hand. i thought jamming EiF might reduce the sexual tension but it just made me more excited
    October 11 09:15 AM
  • Gameofmetal what a ****in way to go. a never ending cycle was a pre sweet album
    October 6 10:04 AM
  • Gameofmetal you're really not wrong about that inanimate existence album and that makes me sad
    October 5 06:45 PM
  • Futures plug is bumpin yo 7 people
    October 4 10:29 PM
  • pissbore UuhUHuhuHUHuhUH brO
    October 4 08:25 AM
  • pissbore bro your artistick expertise is needed, come 2 blasphermashunn 2nite fammdogg0
    October 2 03:33 PM
  • Voivod Since I know you like death metal a lot, pls let me know what this album tells you - http://vianocturna.bandcamp.com/album/precept-of-delator
    October 1 06:31 AM
  • Xenophanes So how are you feeling about the new Ulcerate?
    September 30 10:36 PM
  • Futures liberatarians believe in free market economics and social inclusion (gays, drugs, abortion, guns). david leyonhjelm is a senator for australia who is one. any thoughts on him?
    September 30 03:15 PM
  • Futures curious are you libertarian or right leaning or just a sensible liberal?
    September 30 02:44 AM
  • Ignimbrite Yo I'm not gonna ask for a leak or anything because I'm not delusional but tell me this: is the new Ulcerate as ****ing good as the singles seem to indicate? Or am I too hyped?
    September 30 12:05 AM
  • shamanicphysics disgusting.
    September 29 11:27 PM
  • shamanicphysics garbage 5's. 2000 ratings? im over 9000. you, however- are -2000
    September 29 11:23 PM
  • cryptologous I told you man, Maccas
    September 29 07:36 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa he's an asshole-rip lmao
    September 29 06:20 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa To be real though the bird on the left is super ****ing cute. Eagles aren't for everyone.
    September 29 06:12 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa I love that prof. Gold.
    September 29 06:07 PM
  • cryptologous don't make me weep like this
    September 27 06:02 PM
  • cryptologous new Ulcerate promo just came in, the music is definitely representative of a band who prefer Maccas over Hungry Jacks
    September 27 05:26 PM
  • cryptologous maccas
    September 27 06:50 AM
  • BigPleb Hmph
    September 26 03:56 PM
  • Flugmorph u crackin me up man. the bestest s***
    September 21 05:08 PM
  • FullOfSounds Your profile picture, I'm dying
    September 21 05:00 PM
  • BlackMalachite Ayyy Jac, my new album's out, you left a soundoff on it so I gotta link ya fam - http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=169520
    September 21 01:33 PM
  • POZERKILLER JacASSquibm
    September 21 02:00 AM
  • BigPleb Ugh that's sad to hear. Heard you were jammin? I've just joined.
    September 20 08:11 PM
  • owen Succotash, succotash, win some cash! Accept Christ into your heart, look down on us from the glorious kingdom of Heaven. Now, Popo, I understand you're starting your own 700 Club. Seven's a prime number, you're in the prime of your life, life could change, win a chunk of change, succotash, succotash, call us up, win some cash!
    September 19 04:59 PM
  • cryptologous Thanks dude! Aye man, you caused me to seriously reconsider my approaches to writing for the better, so I had to give you the mention!
    September 17 11:13 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot and this Oake EP is lovely
    September 17 12:07 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot def check the Skee Mask album from earlier this year, and Lumisokea's as well
    September 17 12:06 AM
  • FullOfSounds Bahaha, perfect.
    September 16 11:59 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot new Clouds ep
    September 16 09:10 PM
  • FullOfSounds very fAst birb
    September 16 08:44 PM
  • parksungjoon oh that's sweet thanks
    September 16 06:27 AM
  • parksungjoon if nothing else theres prob a couple dm releases on there u havent heard, but theres a lot of other stuff too
    September 15 01:07 PM
  • parksungjoon hey man i made a list u might wanna check
    September 15 01:06 PM
  • Frippertronics yo hook me up with that big av privilege so I can make this Wata/Haunter av big boi
    September 13 03:51 AM
  • Frippertronics you gave up yr human rights when you abandoned the users for the staff
    September 13 01:59 AM
  • Frippertronics it's because it's from the doggo's pov u filthy plebe fite me
    September 13 01:27 AM
  • Frippertronics pssh nothin personnel, kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNBU3WSxrGs
    September 13 01:19 AM
  • Frippertronics heh you know nothing about teh fasT spindoggo
    September 13 01:09 AM
  • Frippertronics i thingk i can show you something faster
    September 13 01:02 AM
  • Frippertronics that's a v fast birb!!
    September 12 05:52 PM
  • FullOfSounds Heheh.
    September 11 09:20 PM
  • FullOfSounds I already hate you for it.
    September 11 09:19 PM
  • FullOfSounds All fair points. For me it gets the tears flowing and the instrumentation does its job.
    September 11 09:16 PM
  • FullOfSounds Oh noooo, why a 3 on Skeleton Tree?
    September 11 08:56 PM
  • p4p i don't know you! stop calling my number!
    September 11 02:37 PM
  • theBoneyKing Hey, I'm not the only one who thinks the Nick Cave album isn't nearly as good as people are saying!
    September 11 08:51 AM
  • p4p the **** man phobos monolith is one of the best 2014 BM albums
    September 11 04:44 AM
  • SowingSeason I gave it some thought but I'm honestly not too sure. I wrote about practically all my favorite albums. The final Yellowcard album would have been perfect but there's no way I'm reaching 299 reviews before 9/30.
    September 6 05:22 PM
  • hal1ax honestly i'm in the same boat man. past 2 months i've just been listening to old noise sh1t and an occasional new hip hop record. i'm going to scope some stuff out over the next few days tho and i'll fill you in. oh, new Controlled Bleeding is rly good imo, if u are in the mood for that. /// https://controlledbleeding.bandcamp.com/album/distress-signals-ii
    September 6 11:48 AM
  • Archelirion Checking it now man, tac Lacora is straight-up excellent as you said :]
    September 6 11:20 AM
  • TheSpirit Definitely check out El-Ahrairah's first few demos. There is a fair bit of noise influence on some, but it's nothing too extreme. Arizmenda's first album is a must. Fell Voice's tour demo/s-t is also essential. Let me know what you think of those. That will help me gauge what kind of stuff you prefer.
    September 5 11:05 AM
  • Futures when are you jamming hiroshima will burn tbh
    August 30 03:54 AM
  • BigPleb Keep jamming it 4ever m/
    August 27 09:25 PM
  • jagride lamest shoutbox exchange i've seen in a while below this post
    August 24 08:10 AM
  • Futures i won't make it in the gulag i have a family of 4 to feed please sir
    August 24 07:44 AM
  • Futures anarchistfish wants to throw me in the gulag help
    August 24 07:26 AM
  • BigPleb Hahaah I remember you saying ages ago that NZ stole them.
    August 23 08:59 PM
  • BigPleb The whole band is off the charts man, like how amazing must it be to write music together when you're all so accomplished? Lucky kiwis m/
    August 23 08:55 PM
  • BigPleb Ye new Oblit will rule hard when it comes out but better than Shrines? Hmmmm.
    August 23 08:39 PM
  • BigPleb Dude how good is the vocal delivery tho omg! Love the echoey effect going on as well. And Jesus Christ, Jamie is still as monstrous as ever m/
    August 23 08:39 PM
  • BigPleb I dunno man, like no other modern DM band comes close!
    August 23 08:30 PM
  • BigPleb Tritones on fleek hahah made me chuckle
    August 23 08:29 PM
  • BigPleb But man I need help too! Those leads I CANT DEAL WITH THIS ANY LONGER! I'm so pumped for this record holy damn m/
    August 23 08:23 PM
  • BigPleb Yeah the production is top notch, feels so damn right and punchy. It's the melodies man those are some killllllerrrrr melodies! Like I love how they're working it into their fold, adds an awesome dynamic to the bludgeoning cacophony m/
    August 23 08:12 PM
  • BigPleb Not being offensive to Vermis or TDOA but **** that new single might be their best since EiF and I'm deadly serious. Like everything they try turns to gold ;_;
    August 23 07:56 PM
  • BigPleb Dude 5 new Ulcerate now cos that new single is PHWOAAAARRRR
    August 23 07:51 PM
  • pissbore ouUHUhuhUHUhuUMmmUmmUMaMamAGNu
    August 22 02:55 PM
  • Frippertronics ye, all the more reason for me to just find a physical version for cheap. found a massive stash of classical last year for like a dollar a piece on the nonesuch label, talked to tree of all people about it on one of the threads of the pieces I got
    August 21 06:32 PM
  • Frippertronics i don't fuk with spotify, i soulseek my stuff
    August 21 06:25 PM
  • Frippertronics my dude, dope classical s*** is always on the radar, tho I tend to be a massive stickler and look for classical on vinyl. never really did it with digital for some reason idk. like I can go through tons of classical LPs in a day, but can't do it from the computer. but I'll download it just for u boi
    August 21 06:14 PM
  • Frippertronics my personal favourite interpretation of Verklarte Nacht
    August 21 06:12 PM
  • Frippertronics metal toting pony fukcwit
    August 21 06:08 PM
  • Frippertronics i will fite u ponyboy
    August 21 05:58 PM
  • Frippertronics "terrible like everything else Sachiko M's ever been involved in" someone hasn't listened to David Sylvian's Manafon :^)
    August 21 05:42 PM
  • Futures right now?
    August 21 04:58 PM
  • Futures damn it. i think you might actually dig hiroshima will burn tbh :^) also aussie oi oi oi
    August 21 04:57 PM
  • Futures yessssssssss hahahahaha. new necrophagist when?
    August 21 04:53 PM
  • Futures blaze inside lol. but really check hiroshima will burn tbh
    August 21 04:49 PM
  • pissbore Uka Aku
    August 21 06:55 AM
  • Atari Makes sense man, no worries at all. I suppose the wait will be worth it, i don't want to bug the record company if I'm not personally gonna write something about the album. Looking forward to your review! Have u heard Spectral Lore? Pretty similar to mare cognitum at times
    August 20 06:18 PM
  • p4p hey lets kill all the alt/indie chums
    August 19 03:12 PM
  • Xenophanes Check Dib thread in Olympus when you have time please
    August 19 09:41 AM
  • iloveyouall skramz with kinda ping snare, brought to you kilgore trout: byhttps://rainbowbridge.bandcamp.com/album/kilgore-trout-false-flag
    August 18 03:44 AM
  • iloveyouall honestly, i'm not sure i like anything anymore.
    August 17 12:02 PM
  • iloveyouall i don't think i can. at the moment i'm finding solace in absence.
    August 17 11:58 AM
  • iloveyouall i should jam, yeah. just need to figure some things out first.
    August 17 11:55 AM
  • iloveyouall i'm really nervous, that might be why i'm acting so brash, i apologise
    August 17 11:52 AM
  • iloveyouall i'm sorry for a lot of things tbh
    August 17 11:47 AM
  • iloveyouall i'm sorry
    August 17 11:44 AM
  • iloveyouall luv u
    August 17 11:38 AM
  • adr yea it's really eye catching and band is sick
    August 16 10:19 AM
  • KILL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsifLPFAxjE
    August 15 02:27 PM
  • YakNips my life is a meme
    August 14 01:05 AM
  • p4p thought that was your real name dude
    August 8 05:02 AM
  • p4p na man i was all about Bill Evans back then and my real name is pretty long so it would be pretty weird to use my long ass name on the internet filled with dudes with name like Jarred Flynt or Phill Lewis
    August 8 04:52 AM
  • p4p dude niceee getting sick with sach being my only friend for like 4 1/2 years
    August 8 04:45 AM
  • ScuroFantasma Thanks man, I really appreciate that :). I do plan on applying as long as I can remain semi-productive for the rest of the year.
    August 6 02:12 AM
  • Gameofmetal https://voidspawn.bandcamp.com/releases you heard about this yet? i just skimmed a little bit of pyrrhic but it's got that ulcerate/gorguts sound so i figured you'd either heard about it or would be interested in hearing it
    August 3 09:39 PM
  • adr u got any interesting new metal recs for me thoo? I guess i'll be checking that Incantation Blood album atleast
    August 3 09:27 PM
  • adr ugh is that some staff privilege or you're just too fast damn
    August 3 09:24 PM
  • Sevengill naw man it's perfect. this is totally what I needed to clear my head. ace.
    August 2 11:24 PM
  • Sevengill never mind this has nothing to hold onto at all, am I at a traffic stop or the nexus of five jazz concerts o.e
    August 2 11:15 PM
  • Sevengill is this in 10/8 12/8 time without an actual tonal center or have I completely lost my mind
    August 2 11:12 PM
  • Sevengill pon, give me something weird to listen to
    August 2 10:21 PM
  • BigPleb Jammin http://www.beatsense.com/Sput/#/
    August 2 10:10 PM
  • ScuroFantasma Haha, soon enough (I hope)
    August 1 06:13 PM
  • BigPleb Later man just at my mates atm
    July 31 05:54 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot thx. was hoping they'd happen to be from Cleveland also, but alas
    July 31 10:10 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot yeah I just posted something re: your last review
    July 31 08:47 AM

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