Jacquibim
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  • ASnideReturns Thanks for the recs man, I'm gonna check them out.
    September 23 12:33 PM
  • BigPleb "Lez..errr.where...errr wjere ya going Lez?""**** OFF CLARENCE!"
    September 23 12:09 PM
  • BigPleb you fackin drugooooo
    September 23 12:02 PM
  • BigPleb http://youtu.be/08npN_AKFoY?t=18m19s this part hahahaha
    September 23 11:57 AM
  • ASnideReturns Do you have any recs with symphonic influences / strings?
    September 23 11:55 AM
  • BigPleb That Big Lez show haha, lovin it.
    September 23 11:51 AM
  • ASnideReturns Is that an album or a track?
    September 23 11:50 AM
  • BigPleb YOU RUINED FATHERS DAY, GET THE **** OUTTA MA ROOM
    September 23 11:47 AM
  • ASnideReturns I just listened to the song "Confronting Entropy" and dem drums and guitars
    September 23 11:43 AM
  • BigPleb Ye maaaan. I sm0k'd for the first time in 4 years Sunday. Watched Scary Movie and it was p brilliant haha
    September 23 11:41 AM
  • BigPleb "****iiin pussiiii"That's def going on the sm0k list.
    September 23 11:38 AM
  • BigPleb "But I think its got something to do with the pyramids...""****!"
    September 23 11:33 AM
  • ASnideReturns So should I finally check out Ulcerate?
    September 23 11:29 AM
  • ASnideReturns Bro give me Death Metal recs
    September 23 11:25 AM
  • ASnideReturns b-but why would you chop off someone's toe D:
    September 23 11:22 AM
  • ASnideReturns I might change my username to Snide. Idk though.
    September 23 11:20 AM
  • Rowan5215 jam Hammock instead
    September 23 07:42 AM
  • Rowan5215 yea duh
    September 23 07:35 AM
  • BigPleb i will add a kanye song actually, 19/20 artwork and not having that :/
    September 23 07:28 AM
  • BigPleb had to add gold off swords ahrd, dan ass beat but dat album is all about gza killin iiiiit
    September 23 07:25 AM
  • Rowan5215 no you're not
    September 23 07:22 AM
  • BigPleb hehe, nobody wants a common brown to bite their ass :/
    September 23 07:21 AM
  • BigPleb ye they are pretty high end, should bring the bass ahrd m/
    September 23 07:17 AM
  • BigPleb dat sucks, they dem sweet ass senns?
    September 23 07:15 AM
  • BigPleb sm0k?
    September 23 07:12 AM
  • Rowan5215 check Raising Your Voice...Trying to Stop an Echo its the best ambient post-rock post-ambient avant-garde deathblack doomthrone album of all time
    September 23 07:11 AM
  • Rowan5215 the band Hammock, they're what I've been looking for for like my entire seriously dude holy ****
    September 23 07:00 AM
  • Rowan5215 dude HammockHAMMOCK****ING HAMMOCKAHRSIGNSAGG
    September 23 06:55 AM
  • Rowan5215 crying right now to this
    September 22 09:25 AM
  • Rowan5215 love me pleeeeeease
    September 22 09:09 AM
  • Rowan5215 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F27SEehNHck
    September 22 09:09 AM
  • Rowan5215 ayy lma-no
    September 22 08:58 AM
  • Rowan5215 no stop
    September 22 08:07 AM
  • Rowan5215 thanks for ****ing everything up facebook
    September 22 07:53 AM
  • Rowan5215 You're a s***ehead. https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/943279_816605851716949_5950164355833470605_n.jpg?oh=25f75d679fae5cdb297f0d89bf68a883
    September 22 07:53 AM
  • Rowan5215 .
    September 22 07:48 AM
  • tommygun really? rip internet
    September 22 02:22 AM
  • fromtheinside ok
    September 22 02:22 AM
  • tommygun i jest obv but forreal goin on a technology purge of sorts so won't comment much if at all apart from jac revz, we gotta plug soon tho man been too long
    September 22 02:20 AM
  • fromtheinside shut up jac.
    September 22 02:16 AM
  • tommygun shoutbox censorship can smd i'm quitting sput pce man u were one of the good ones
    September 22 02:13 AM
  • tommygun u mad****!
    September 22 02:10 AM
  • tommygun wow how pisd was pleb when he saw? also cut your nails you animal
    September 22 02:07 AM
  • tommygun LOL
    September 22 01:58 AM
  • tommygun that's ok i found a girl who makes the butterflies in me stomach go ~~~~~~~~ and her box is 5/5 m/
    September 22 01:55 AM
  • tommygun i can hold u :3 i promise to tuck me boner into me waistband so it doesn't jab you too much
    September 22 01:47 AM
  • tommygun r u ok
    September 22 01:44 AM
  • tommygun son of a bitch
    September 22 01:38 AM
  • tommygun r u well?
    September 22 01:29 AM
  • tommygun hi jac :3
    September 22 01:22 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot do you think it would be futile to request a feature for that review? idk if it's a genre of music sputnik cares to promote or not..
    September 20 02:56 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot hey jac, I'd definitely like some input on my newest rev if you have a moment. you can Shoutbox me if you prefer (only if you have a moment, no rush, or whatever)
    September 20 12:59 PM
  • BigPleb Ily so much
    September 20 10:15 AM
  • BigPleb DESECRATE MEEEEEEEEEEEE
    September 20 09:58 AM
  • BigPleb MY ONE DESIREEE, MY ONLY WISH IS TO BE...
    September 20 09:56 AM
  • trainofconsequence forever bro. how you been
    September 19 09:32 AM
  • Rowan5215 only if its cuddling to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaMiVDZu_T4
    September 19 08:22 AM
  • Rowan5215 I hate you love me
    September 19 08:10 AM
  • Rowan5215 Have you heard the first Manchester Orchestra EP it rules
    September 19 08:05 AM
  • Rowan5215 expand your puny taste you elitist brony ****
    September 19 07:57 AM
  • Rowan5215 Nah I'm not a contrib so he doesn't care I'm not elite enough
    September 19 07:49 AM
  • Rowan5215 Bout time you bitch I expect constructive criticism within the hour, good day
    September 19 07:38 AM
  • Rowan5215 Goddamnit we're like an old married (but still sexy) couple here! Now we both know that after complaining for years you're going to read the review and post neg in the comments even though you actually posd so can we get this over with
    September 19 07:29 AM
  • Rowan5215 stop smoking weed its bad for you
    September 19 07:24 AM
  • Rowan5215 Nah your reviews are awful they don't even mention feelings like ****ing come ON
    September 19 07:16 AM
  • Rowan5215 Fine you lazy **** its not like I read any of yours anyway they're all about metal
    September 19 07:08 AM
  • Rowan5215 Jac check my review its swee
    September 19 07:03 AM
  • BigPleb Sennheiser never fail to deliver bro, they are like the CC of headphones m/m/m/
    September 18 10:01 AM
  • BigPleb omg dude, richard d. james will be like DAMN SON YOU CAN HEAR ALL MY LAYERS WIV THOSE BAD BOIS~~
    September 18 09:53 AM
  • BigPleb damn! no more sm0k for dat cockatiel!
    September 18 09:46 AM
  • BigPleb swee. new Aphex Twin is chill af~~
    September 18 09:43 AM
  • BigPleb sm0k till you drop.
    September 18 09:41 AM
  • BigPleb I still ly.
    September 18 08:06 AM
  • BigPleb wtf is wrong with you? :[
    September 18 03:55 AM
  • BMDrummer red med was unpredictable tho and you gave it a 3 :[[[[
    September 17 09:16 PM
  • BMDrummer aay man the argument is at least a 4 :]]]]
    September 17 08:17 PM
  • Xar Ty, I'm digging your ratingz too. :)
    September 16 12:07 PM
  • Rowan5215 Bowie invented music
    September 16 08:45 AM
  • Rowan5215 Oh yeah heard he worked with Bowie once sweet
    September 16 07:54 AM
  • Rowan5215 It'll grow on you I'm almost certain. I've seen others say it went from a 3 to a 4.5 to 5 for them so.... get working on it you ****er! But yeah Parade is the best song ever
    September 16 07:50 AM
  • Rowan5215 Oh I see by your ratings you have - what did you think?
    September 16 07:44 AM
  • Rowan5215 Did you jam Familiars?
    September 16 07:43 AM
  • oltnabrick http://magntophonique.bandcamp.com/album/monte-magn-tophonique-split-dept-tapes
    September 16 12:03 AM
  • Greyvy Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunityTo seize everything you ever wanted. one momentWould you capture it or just let it slip
    September 15 10:07 PM
  • BigPleb Do like an Opethian portrait ore something. Yano, the album cover Pale Communion shoulda had :[
    September 15 10:07 AM
  • BigPleb I think Hecker might be the feels Messiah.
    September 15 10:05 AM
  • BigPleb Ye but...Stanne!!!!
    September 15 10:02 AM
  • BigPleb Them JD plays? Eternal is the best song ever made.
    September 15 09:58 AM
  • BigPleb wut???
    September 15 09:51 AM
  • CaptainDooRight Sounds good Jac. I appreciate everything you do.
    September 14 12:04 PM
  • ASnideReturns People were surprised as hell at that list. They didn't know I was basically engaged, they didn't know that some of the s*** they were saying has a huge impact on others, and they didn't think that I was anything other than a troll before the list (which pisses me off, calling me a troll is a s***ty way to rationalize their elitism)
    September 14 11:37 AM
  • ASnideReturns Did you see that last night btw? It was about 100 comments of people actually on topic, 100 of me vs Futures, 100 of Sputnik vs Futures, and then 100 about projectile vomiting, fears of insects and how Adam Sandler is apparently the worst comedian ever past his golden era.
    September 14 11:32 AM
  • ASnideReturns When I'm not interacting with someone who's pissing me off on here (that huge 400 comment list debacle on my last list that gotd about Depression), Sputnik's a good stress reliever so yeah.
    September 14 11:18 AM
  • BigPleb yes pls :]
    September 14 10:35 AM
  • BigPleb u r my everlovin~~~
    September 14 10:26 AM
  • CaptainDooRight The artwork you're doing is still for the same album I've finished. The inner thoughts ep is completely seperate....
    September 13 05:45 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges And then he d-e-l-e-t-e-d his review a day later, because...... Reasons? Idk, some people just take things too personally. Anyways, you got any big reviews coming up?
    September 13 11:33 AM
  • Omaha I sometimes feel that writing gets harder the more you do it, because you're aware of all the cliches and tropes you're prone to use. That's one thing I experienced about this review- I wanted it to be unique, which likely caused some of the issues within it. Writing about metal in a meaningful way can be hard.
    September 13 11:29 AM
  • Omaha Yeah man, it's less common to get meaningful criticism as a staffer. It's not often that others are genuinely interested in trying to make the review better. And with this specific review, I spent so much time modifying it that it helped to hear about things I may have skimmed over.
    September 13 11:28 AM
  • ExplosiveOranges This might be just me, but I take prefer to take criticism as a good thing. A few days back, I tried writing in this weird faux-poetic style, and when a couple dudes came around and recommended I clean up some of the more out-of-place sections in the review, I took it with stride. I mean, if people care enough to give you advice, it might pay off to take it. And yeah, I remember that you did give him some more sarcastic criticism on the Siren Charms rev, but still. Overreaction by him.
    September 13 11:19 AM
  • ExplosiveOranges I mean, Ins has plenty of potential, and he can be a cool guy, but he acts like a total dips*** at times. He literally started a whole argument over the word "and".
    September 13 11:10 AM
  • Omaha I appreciate your advice in the Contortionist thread. And I edited the review some this morning. And I think it reads a lot better. And but I could be wrong.
    September 13 10:07 AM
  • ExplosiveOranges The **** happened in that Contortionist thread?
    September 13 09:09 AM
  • Rowan5215 are you having a stroke
    September 13 01:55 AM
  • Rowan5215 oh yeah I feel an epiphany coming on
    September 13 01:50 AM
  • Rowan5215 :/ he has the potential to be a good dude too but he's just so ****ing stubborn
    September 13 01:47 AM
  • Rowan5215 lol. well I tried at least, give me that
    September 13 01:31 AM
  • Rowan5215 Not only do I figuratively have no clue I also literally have no clue
    September 13 01:25 AM
  • Futures I can't they totally don't exist
    September 12 05:06 PM
  • BigPleb He got a point to prove man, alpha-male bird hard!
    September 12 05:29 AM
  • BigPleb Poor little thing, only thing with animals is they can't tell you what's wrong with them :[
    September 12 05:25 AM
  • BigPleb She was probably in that much pain and so exhausted from flapping about dude. If you have real concerns just go to the vet, leave it for a day or so and see how she gets on :]
    September 12 05:20 AM
  • BigPleb Really?1 Oh no :[. What have I told you about jamming Ulcerate when they are out of the cage? They get too excited :/
    September 12 05:08 AM
  • DrMaximus Find the posts
    September 12 01:56 AM
  • deathschool I would never. I support you making your own decisions. (That's why you should choose me)
    September 12 12:45 AM
  • Futures hi pal
    September 12 12:22 AM
  • ExplosiveOranges #Jac4Emeritus2015
    September 11 10:26 PM
  • deathschool Danielito can get in ****ing line. Goddamn.
    September 11 10:07 PM
  • danielito19 I think I'm in love with you
    September 11 09:19 PM
  • Futures i honestly thought we were friends but ok man sorry
    September 11 09:14 PM
  • Futures whats your problem with me?
    September 11 09:11 PM
  • Futures never did that
    September 11 09:09 PM
  • Futures lmao you can't prove it
    September 11 09:06 PM
  • Futures i have never posted smae on the review site find it then
    September 11 09:04 PM
  • Futures find the posts
    September 11 09:02 PM
  • Futures yeah i never did that find the posts then.
    September 11 08:59 PM
  • Futures lol you have no proof
    September 11 08:56 PM
  • Futures not on the review site find me the posts then if you're so sure
    September 11 08:48 PM
  • Futures i really never did anything find me some specific posts. seriously i don't know.
    September 11 08:44 PM
  • Futures i don't care tbh
    September 11 08:41 PM
  • bach smoke edibles
    September 11 08:37 PM
  • Futures im not even kidding no i can't. if posting "tbh" if a bannable offense then this isn't a place i want to be.
    September 11 08:36 PM
  • Futures didn't even do anything
    September 11 08:33 PM
  • Mongi123 Lol your Contortionist sound off
    September 11 01:14 PM
  • CaptainDooRight Yeah it's really good!
    September 11 09:45 AM
  • Rowan5215 ayyy lmao
    September 11 03:50 AM
  • Rowan5215 Thanks babe you're alright too
    September 11 03:43 AM
  • Rowan5215 Is it we should jam right now? cos ye
    September 11 03:39 AM
  • danielito19 it's a selfie
    September 10 08:57 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges VolatileMandarins approves of your Contortionist soundoff.
    September 10 07:17 PM
  • YakNips hacker
    September 10 12:33 PM
  • Brometheus Me and Diamondize are starting a project soon eh u should review our demo when its released.
    September 10 12:55 AM
  • Brometheus weaksauce
    September 10 12:51 AM
  • Brometheus u playin destiny?
    September 10 12:50 AM
  • Brometheus nah ur skinny, depressed, a pussy and a follower. hit up the fuqin gym once in a while ****plug.
    September 10 12:46 AM
  • Brometheus no ur standing at the back with ur arms crossed
    September 10 12:42 AM
  • Brometheus beta.
    September 10 12:37 AM
  • Brometheus Who's better? The Black Dahlia Murder or Ulcerate?
    September 10 12:33 AM
  • Brometheus had a feeling u don't even lift
    September 10 12:22 AM
  • Brometheus Prob should stop being a pussy. I guess its not edgy enough for a cool cat like yourself.
    September 10 12:07 AM
  • Brometheus check and review neurotic november or fite me
    September 10 12:02 AM
  • Brometheus haha
    September 10 12:01 AM
  • Brometheus did my sound off get to u bby?:^D
    September 9 11:53 PM
  • Insurrection from what i remember the last paragraph was just you rubbing salt in the wound. not that it matters anyway, it wasnt a good rev so i took it down
    September 9 11:15 PM
  • Insurrection and also intentionally offensive
    September 9 11:05 PM
  • Insurrection you admitted yourself you were being inflammatory
    September 9 10:53 PM
  • Insurrection honestly tho i think its like me and potsys relationship-were both sarcastic dicks so our personalities clashed a lot
    September 9 10:43 PM
  • Insurrection hmmm that SC thread didnt seem like banter
    September 9 10:43 PM
  • Insurrection you tell me man i dont think i ever initiated an argument with you
    September 9 10:36 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot yo man, could you offer some critiques when you get a chance? or not.. only if you're not busy
    September 9 10:20 PM
  • hogan900 Alright man, and did you like the new agalloch?
    September 9 04:57 PM
  • SaneTBP Yeah man EiF's sick. It's been growing like crazy: it's one of my favorite records now, I think. on the other note, was scrolling through some of your ratings and damn, I gotta listen to those Schöenberg's string quartets again. Hard to grasp, maybe, but hella fun!
    September 9 03:24 PM
  • BigPleb hahaha that ending! rekt m9
    September 9 01:14 PM
  • BigPleb These vids are absurd hahaha, always find them funny :/
    September 9 01:06 PM
  • BigPleb Also, why am I crying at this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAIbxyWkEIo
    September 9 01:02 PM
  • BigPleb I thought it was pretty neat, still need to cut out those goofy forced harsh vocals though. Honestly, most of the songs flow nicely up until a stupid ****ing JUN fest kills it. Opener is reaaaally nice tho!
    September 9 12:56 PM
  • BigPleb keep the faith cos new CC is gna rip!
    September 9 12:52 PM
  • DrMaximus Yeah, I get it
    September 9 01:58 AM
  • DrMaximus Damn dude, Jammed Ulcerate in your memory after you left. RIP.
    September 9 01:24 AM
  • YakNips goddamn gonna check that tomorrow
    September 8 10:19 PM
  • YakNips aight bruh it better be some sick s***ttt
    September 8 10:11 PM
  • YakNips can you enjoy the brave little abacus for me
    September 8 10:05 PM
  • hogan900 Dude american football is one of my favorites, and program music is just perfect. I wish I was a little more critical on my ratings however, some of my ratings should be knocked down but I'm too lazy to do that lol. Awesome to see we have similar tastes though! I'd like to get into more metal albums however, any recs?
    September 8 03:56 PM
  • Futures u don't jam joy div? damn
    September 8 12:32 PM
  • Futures omg no it rocks harder than joy div tbh
    September 8 12:27 PM
  • Futures interpol- el pintor
    September 8 02:52 AM
  • hogan900 Haha you really mean it? I always felt like I had a really generic taste. I appreciate that you said that though!
    September 7 05:46 PM
  • YakNips ****ing why does everyone i want to have forbidden love with have to be australian
    September 7 12:23 PM
  • YakNips i'll wait for u...
    September 7 12:12 PM
  • YakNips kiss me
    September 7 12:02 PM
  • YakNips this is a very intelligent conversation we're having
    September 7 11:52 AM
  • YakNips http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/image.php?u=732486
    September 7 11:50 AM
  • YakNips http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/image.php?u=176856
    September 7 11:40 AM
  • Xar honestly no, i've heard like 40-50 2014 albums and like 95% of them were s***. seaeric recently made a 2014 list and 90% of all the good 2014 albums I've heard were on there so try his one out.
    September 7 11:01 AM
  • CaptainDooRight Awesome, glad you like it! I don't know anything about AC so I couldn't comment on that. Don't even know one song by them. Yes, it's a piece of a much bigger picture. The whole album should be looked at like an episode or a short film with songs and dialogue but every lyric is part of the story which unfolds chronologically. This episode is part of other episode as a series.
    September 6 11:41 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot I've got all the time in the world, cheers
    September 6 11:38 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot if you don't mind taking the time, would you be able to scope out my poloniumcubes review also? I think it's my favourite review I've written, so more detailed feedback would be great
    September 6 11:33 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot yeah man, I already dig your reviews. I'm just trying to find my own style still, so it's been a lot of trial and error thus far trying to find what 'works'. like thelastsignal already told me, there's guys who can pull off personalized writing (chan, athom) and guys that write more professionally (davey, sgt pepper) and I'm still trying to settle into a groove.
    September 6 11:26 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot yeah I've already gotten some pretty great advice from Gyro and Brostep :) I just don't like to ask the same people all the time because it's good to get some different perspectives
    September 6 11:19 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot yeah man, I asked Ins for advice earlier and he suggested that you're the best one to talk to, so I'll probably take you up on that offer. I definitely wanna hit contrib-tier at some point so I'll take whatever criticism I can get
    September 6 11:12 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot great advice all around, thanks man! in retrospect I definitely think my half japanese review could've been much better, so lesson learned on that one
    September 6 11:02 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot Lol thanks dude
    September 6 10:10 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot ... :)
    September 6 01:56 AM
  • CaptainDooRight Thoughts: http://trvth.bandcamp.com/track/bathing
    September 6 12:57 AM
  • CaptainDooRight Yup that's what I meant too. Sounds good
    September 5 11:37 AM
  • CaptainDooRight I'm absolutely happy with the first picture, but yes if you wanna try a darker picture I'd support that.
    September 5 11:25 AM
  • BigPleb AYYY
    September 5 09:21 AM
  • CaptainDooRight I'm also making a compilation album which won't be an LP and that's just techno,idm, and hip hop instrumentals. It's for dancing so don't think ambient in relation to that. Just a little side thing I'm doing for fun.
    September 4 04:12 PM
  • CaptainDooRight Awesome! Can't wait to see what you create! I have two full albums complete. There a series so they will be titled as 'Episode: name here'. The first album that you're doing art for has metal, and bm/dm, but is predominantly a more mellow album favoring darker softer tones. The second album is pure bm but its a depressing album which explains the beginnings of episodes, whereas episode one is more 'happy'. both albums contain lots of dialogue plus music.
    September 4 04:10 PM
  • CaptainDooRight Hey there I have a proposal for you. This new album I'm making will be a series and I'm considering releasing it under the trvth name as opposed to complete freedom. What are your thoughts about that?
    September 4 12:54 PM

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