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Chris Hansens Creepy Alter-Ego
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  • KimmsightMatters Hey d-bag. Just finished telling my friend Pittman that you're not very funny. Imagine my disappointment when I found out you're Pit's latest account. (Why am I always the last to figure these things out?) If you're going to troll me, at least step up your game and make it funny.
    November 17 08:23 PM
  • BigHans lol I see one of your alts is still going strong. Feel free to comment.
    November 15 12:24 PM
  • Inveigh lol I know man -- the Chads are both hurt. Thigpen actually looked decent though, but I can't help but feel optimistic about the Bears' chances now... (a week ago I didn't think we'd have a chance)
    November 15 12:24 PM
  • BigHans The same thing happened two weeks later, when Ryan Fitzpatrick was a rookie with the Bengals.
    November 15 12:16 PM
  • BigHans Maybe Im just bitter because when he was with the Chiefs he pulled a win compeltey out of his ass that ruined an 8 team parlay that would have paid me $500.
    November 15 12:12 PM
  • BigHans Good win but you're ****ed if Tyler Thigpen is your quarterback from now on.
    November 15 12:09 PM
  • BigHans On a completely unrelated note, you should get the Tom Waits album "Closing Time" if you don't already have it. ****ing awesome.
    November 15 12:01 PM
  • BigHans Well, actually guys hated Jimmy alot, but they RESPECTED him. That was the difference. Jimmy JOhnson didn't **** around. I guarentee he would have cut Mike Jenkins last week if he was the coach.
    November 15 11:58 AM
  • BigHans Its ironic because its the first time ever I legitimately went into the game rooting against them.
    November 15 11:55 AM
  • Maniac! I'm alright. Been stressed trying to figure out my career path, but nothing I can't handle.
    November 15 09:58 AM
  • Inveigh haha I know its worrisome when he talks sh*t about someone who can back it up -- but that's what I love about Noah compared to Garnett you know?
    November 14 10:14 PM
  • Maniac! Hey. How you been recently?
    November 14 07:25 PM
  • Masochist Apparently, silentpotato has a baby carrot dick, and I'm supposed to pass it on.
    November 14 03:18 AM
  • Masochist Damn, kinda sucks to hear. At least the Souls had a good night. You remember any songs either band played?
    November 12 06:56 PM
  • BigHans you should check out "oFace's" Creedence review.
    November 12 03:20 PM
  • Inveigh Was anything he said untrue?
    November 11 01:05 PM
  • BigHans I've never thought of that tbh. Old White Lincoln does have a massively poppy hook similar to the ones in Just Like Heaven and Friday Imi In Love I guess. You should check out the Drive-By Truckers, I think you would love them.
    November 10 02:27 PM
  • BigHans I thought they brought a fresh dynamic to the tired nu metal formula
    November 10 01:02 PM
  • BigHans I listened to some Pulse Ultra but didnt download as my CPU is having issues. yeah I watched that version of Redemption song, which was great. Thats one of my top 100 songs as well.
    November 10 12:06 PM
  • BigHans If you want something powerful You Tube one of Springsteens live acoustic performances of Thunder Road from the 70's. The lyrics in that song slay me.
    November 10 12:03 PM
  • BigHans I just watched one of the Springsteen clips and almost came. Imagine the rush Fallon must have felt having him onstage. Bruce is a God.
    November 10 11:53 AM
  • BigHans Yep, thats pretty much what my review states. Overpowering nostalgia. The longing for better days, even if they werent actually better. time just makes it feel that way.
    November 10 11:40 AM
  • BigHans there isnt a bad song on it.
    November 10 11:37 AM
  • BigHans oh and you should read my review of it, it ****ing rules.
    November 10 11:35 AM
  • BigHans Its weird it had to grow on you, it hit me immediately. Maybe its because Im a sucker for poppy/catchy stuff and you're probably not. Either way, its one of my top 10 albums of all time.
    November 10 11:34 AM
  • BigHans yeah Old White Lincoln rules, so infectious. Seriously, get Blue Jeans
    November 10 11:30 AM
  • BigHans Blue Jeans
    November 10 11:28 AM
  • Maniac! your profile pic rules
    November 10 10:21 AM
  • cvlts you know Masakari at all?
    October 27 03:59 AM
  • Inveigh lol I know, if you're tired of hearing about it then what are you doing on The Heat Index?! I actually think it's fascinating. Of course, a part of me is rooting for them to crash and burn, but it's fascinating nonetheless!
    October 25 05:22 PM
  • Inveigh haha I didn't rip LeBron for turning his back on Cleveland, I ripped him for being a coward afraid to be the main guy on a team. He turned down the chance at being the greatest ever to play 2nd fiddle to Wade. I also ripped on him for stabbing Cleveland in the back on national TV, which I would've ripped Wade for if he'd made a self-indulgent hour long special to announce he was going to Chicago. It had nothing to do with loyalty, it was just a classless move
    October 25 04:47 PM
  • Inveigh should've signed with the Bulls then... lol
    October 25 01:45 PM
  • SeaAnemone eh, I've only heard their split with Osceola which has one of the tracks called "Friends," (awesome) and one live recording that was pretty poor quality, too early to tell. I have faith it's gonna be great though
    October 25 12:49 PM
  • SeaAnemone ahh me too, consiering Heir is one of my all-time favorites, they've recorded a few songs for it, and so far the ones I've heard sound awesome... I'm pretty sure it'll be sometime in late Nov, early Dec, from what I've heard
    October 25 12:46 PM
  • SeaAnemone definitely one of my favorites of the year... even if it's been a slow year for the genre
    October 25 12:43 PM
  • SeaAnemone "Sed Non Satiata's self-titled"? I had no idea you were into emo pit...
    October 25 12:37 PM
  • Inveigh I have to assume Miami takes the game, probably by double digits. I'm saying 108-95 Miami. If Wade isn't 100 percent, then 100-95.
    October 25 10:30 AM
  • Inveigh lol they'll be lucky to get three healthy knees between him, KG, Jermaine and Kendrick this season
    October 25 10:27 AM
  • Inveigh haha I liked Shaq's bowtie burn on Bowen last night too
    October 25 10:23 AM
  • Inveigh I bet him and Ron-Ron do a lotta blow together at homecoming weekend there
    October 25 10:21 AM
  • Inveigh lol no I did, that's exactly what I'm referring to. he's the NBA's resident jinxer! also, was it just me or did Chris Mullen look like he was grinding his teeth a little too much? I swear he looked fresh off a bender..
    October 25 10:20 AM
  • Inveigh yeah dude that was ridiculous! officiating has been horrible in the NFL lately, that's just another example. I think Chris Broussard's blessing is like the kiss of death -- I want him to stay far away from any Bulls predictions this year...
    October 25 10:17 AM
  • BallsToTheWall No because Carolina tied it 20-20. But still bulls***.
    October 24 07:55 PM
  • Josh D. This place called Rudy's is pretty good as well. In my part of town though, it's all about Carl's. I couldn't remember much last night because I was more drunk than I thought I was.
    October 23 07:53 PM
  • Josh D. You mean Goode Company? Yeah, they know what they're doing.
    October 23 07:50 PM
  • Emim Plus it takes people like 6 months to reply to ANYTHING
    October 23 05:55 PM
  • Emim Ha ha, alright. And btw, the forum isn't any better than the review site. People on here are generally more helpful outside of a few cool guys on the forums.
    October 23 05:51 PM
  • Emim Nah, that 2muchket! guy. Apparently Xplist got kicked out of their uber awesome forum club.
    October 23 05:47 PM
  • Emim It got even more out of hand, especially once a forum elitist came on and back up some points. Fuel to the fire.
    October 23 05:44 PM
  • Emim No problem, dude
    October 23 05:38 PM
  • JustJoe Checked and commented.
    October 23 02:38 AM
  • JustJoe I can definitely see myself getting into these guys (tee hee, doubles as a dirty comment). :3
    October 23 02:27 AM
  • BallsToTheWall sweettttt
    October 23 02:06 AM
  • BallsToTheWall gonna get drunk tomorrow night at hard rock with my crew and then find a hooker or drunk slut. Doesn't matter.
    October 23 02:04 AM
  • BallsToTheWall What, no Bloodlet? No old school Florida core?
    October 23 02:02 AM
  • Josh D. Other than Sputnik, I don't know how though. jjderagon@sbcglobal.net That's my email btw
    October 23 01:56 AM
  • Josh D. Not to get pseudo-philosophical or whatever, but all that matters is that none of this matters. If you wanna get a beer or ten, I can let you know soon what I can do. My place of work is in the southeast part of town, so I can see what I can do. I'm always ready to pound a few.
    October 23 01:52 AM
  • Josh D. I'll get along no matter what. Mappy is gay, and somequest is good at oppprtunism with his posts. I've been ok with him since his return, and I don't feel the need to make problems where they don't exist for. Just forget all that s***,is what I mean I guess.
    October 23 01:44 AM
  • Josh D. It's just funny to me how much internet bulls*** gets to people. I lost 18,000 posts due to a bug and half of the regular userbase likes to make lame jokes towards me. No matter what goes down, I'm just here to find new music, and I've used the site effectively for 5 years. Beyond that, I don't care.I also don't reveal too much personal s*** because people like to be as gay as possible. It's not worth a minute of time.
    October 23 01:43 AM
  • Josh D. I didn't crack on you. I was talking about how much Mappy sucks.
    October 23 01:39 AM
  • Josh D. When I was talking about how gay Mappy is the other day, it was foreshadowing for this kind of stuff.
    October 23 01:35 AM
  • Josh D. You could probably find some good s*** at the Galleria.
    October 23 12:59 AM
  • Josh D. Oh, so you're not far from downtown. I'm on the NW side.
    October 23 12:56 AM
  • Josh D. I'm about as juvenile as it gets when I drink, so it's all good. Where are you staying?
    October 23 12:50 AM
  • Josh D. I don't know my off days yet, but I am always up for drinking a few/a lot. There is a nice part of town not far from the medical center called Rice U, near where Rice University is (which kicks ass acedemically btw). Me and my good friend are going to try to get drunk down there soon.
    October 23 12:47 AM
  • Josh D. How long are you in town? MD Anderson is basically the s*** when it comes to treatment. The medical center here is the biggest in the world with regards to medical research institutions and s***.
    October 23 12:42 AM
  • Josh D. I'd be for meeting up and showing you some s***, no homo, but between my work hours and where the medical center is in relation to my area, it would be tough.
    October 23 12:39 AM
  • Josh D. Once again, depends on where you are at. Pappasito's is the tits for fajitas. There are a few around town. On the west side, this place called Lupe Tortilla makes me explode in the pants for fajitas. If you find a place caled Cafe Adobe, I hear it's really good. I haven't been there though. There are a few small restaurants I know that are cheap and good, but they are on my side of town, and that isn't near the medical center.
    October 23 12:38 AM
  • Josh D. It depends on where you are, I guess. Pappas BBQ, Rudy's is good, Goode Company, and if you are in the northwest side, the northwest freeway (290) has a place called Carl's that is good.
    October 23 12:33 AM
  • Josh D. Yep.
    October 23 12:26 AM
  • BigHans we're collaborating on an epic all time 100 classic rock songs list. Me and Nagrarok
    October 21 04:26 PM
  • Inveigh yep that's the one. I liked that analogy about the fans
    October 21 03:26 PM
  • Inveigh I read his article last week -- is that the one you're talking about? I think it was about Clippers season tickets and which teams he's excited about? anywyas, lol at Norma Jean and Acacia Strain being essential metalcore
    October 21 03:19 PM
  • Inveigh if you could make it out to "Inviggity" that would be great. "B-Diddy" is acceptable as well
    October 21 02:51 PM
  • Inveigh Botch. and TDEP a little bit with their newest one. but mainly Botch.
    October 21 02:38 PM
  • fr33convict Sputnik's chivalrist? hahahahahahah
    October 21 02:18 PM
  • BallsToTheWall gONNA BUY THIS.http://www.metalgodapparel.com/p-21-cerberus.aspx
    October 20 10:01 PM
  • cvlts enabler- eden sank to grief
    October 20 09:05 PM
  • BigHands I would imagine. I cant sing worth a s*** (unless its something with a really deep voice like Hootie and the Blowfish or Johnny Cash, lol), so I could never, ever do it.
    October 18 10:59 AM
  • BigHands Awesome. Did you have some liquid courage in you?
    October 18 10:54 AM
  • BigHands How did the show go?
    October 18 10:48 AM
  • Jesuslaves havent heard
    October 18 12:32 AM
  • BigHands Vid wont play. Listened to Build Your Cages, pretty good, will dl
    October 15 03:19 PM
  • BigHands Will do, looks like all of their songs on Youtube are live versions.
    October 15 03:13 PM
  • BigHands No, just seen them on your lists
    October 15 03:07 PM
  • Inveigh I think Miami needs more of a pass-first guy, or at least a guy willing to become that (Billups isn't a classic pass-first, but he's an old man who could take a back seat). Out of those three, I'd say Aaron Brooks, because he's lightning fast on the break and the best defensively. I actually think Chalmers might be a good fit for them at PG long-term though the more I think about it. someone like Marcus Camby would be a good center pickup, if he were 4 or 5 years younger lol
    October 15 12:19 PM
  • Inveigh I would say Nash would be a great move for them, but he's signed with PHX for another 3 years at like 13 mil or something. But yeah, depending on what happens with the CBA they should have the full mid-level exception next year at 5.5 mil, and they'll be able to add a legit ring-chaser. Chauncey Billups might be coming off the books.. I can't remember, but he'd be a great fit.
    October 15 11:34 AM
  • Inveigh basically, I see the Heat (barring injuries, of course) winning 62-65 games and rolling through the East playoffs. Lakers are a really tough matchup for them, that would be a great series.
    October 15 11:29 AM
  • Inveigh hmm.. depends on what you consider a post threat. Bosh isn't a back to the basket post guy like Duncan, Shaq or even Boozer or Al Jefferson. He's more of a face up from 15 feet and either drive or shoot a jumper guy, like Kevin Garnett minus the defense. But I don't think you want a classic post guy clogging the lane for LBJ and Wade. Barring injuries, I don't see how the Heat don't get to the Finals, unless their chemistry completely falls apart
    October 15 11:28 AM
  • Inveigh well, yeah but you're looking at the stats from before they played together. If you think Bosh, LBJ and Wade are all going to average 25 ppg I think that's overshooting it. Ron Harper averaged 8 ppg with the Bulls, but 24-25 on the Clips and Cavs before that. Scottie Pippen put up 25 ppg without MJ, but only 17-18 with him. I can't see an east coast team winning 70 games, travelling coast to coast is too difficult
    October 15 11:19 AM
  • BigHands called him a douche and told him to shut up or something. Dont remember for sure the guy is just a huge douche in general.
    October 15 10:32 AM
  • BigHands It was worth it. Told Kitsch to go back to cutting himself after he insulted Inveigh.
    October 15 10:30 AM
  • BigHands lol its me Pit, got my first ban yesterday.
    October 15 10:29 AM
  • Inveigh lol that happens to me when my lady's home too. enjoy your night man
    October 14 09:19 PM
  • Inveigh interesting, I'll have to check that ish out. Dillinger, Kvelertak and Integrity are still my fav metalcore albums so far this year. oh, and The Bled.
    October 14 09:05 PM
  • Inveigh I actually haven't listened to it yet, never been a big fan of theirs. new All That Remains was surprisingly adequate though
    October 14 09:01 PM
  • Inveigh sweet man, my lady's at night school right now (went back for nursing), so I'm just kickin it with a glass of Bushmills. enjoy dinner homie
    October 14 08:55 PM
  • Inveigh awesome dude, I hope everything keeps going well. if you guys get any live videos recorded or anything you should show em to me somehow. anywho, what else is new?
    October 14 08:52 PM
  • Inveigh glad to hear things are going well with your health man, and music too. figured i'd say that here rather than out in the great wild sput
    October 14 08:47 PM
  • Inveigh haha MacTaylor's definitely not you -- that much is clear. But I did happen to notice that horatiocaine disappeared as soon as your doctor's appt started, and now that you're logged on as awhiteguy he's nowhere to be found... lol. i'll give you the benefit of the doubt though
    October 13 03:34 PM
  • Inveigh lol I know I'm just giving you s*** bro. I like how everyone at ESPN immediately pooped their pants though
    October 13 02:22 PM
  • Inveigh yeah I'm still not 100% convinced... but it sounds plausible. anyways, two hammy's down, one to go!
    October 13 02:13 PM
  • Inveigh lol posting on the wrong shoutboxes now? no offense, but I remember when you told me you had no connection to EuphoricDysphoria81 too...
    October 13 01:56 PM
  • Inveigh lol yeah I'm getting there. is that seriously not you dude?
    October 13 01:49 PM

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