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  • RiversCuomo Good plan. I did it over text. Most stressful night ever. Mostly because my dad wanted me to have kids so badly. Not gonna happen.
    February 27 12:01 AM
  • RiversCuomo Whoa good luck coming out. It's touch to do. I am a cashier at a hardware store lol. It's boring but everyone is nice and it keeps me from thinking about how much life in Michigan sucks. I have like 160 GB of music on my laptop. That's just from sputniking for a year. I have some cleaning to do.
    February 26 11:31 PM
  • robertsona because swag. also because bandcamp has that whole 320k thing so idk
    February 26 11:27 PM
  • robertsona oh also, you owe me now etc
    February 26 05:18 PM
  • RiversCuomo Same. We haven't spoken in quite some time. I got a job. I have had pretty much no time for music like I used to. s*** sucks.
    February 26 04:22 AM
  • RiversCuomo How's life buddy
    February 26 01:44 AM
  • robertsona wait, so precious comes first?
    February 25 09:40 PM
  • robertsona listening to lay down and sleep--just wondering, why is yo s*** in 160? i assume it has to do with itunes...you can up the bitrate!! but maybe you know this
    February 25 08:54 PM
  • RiversCuomo Austin.
    February 25 06:20 PM
  • sniper mmmmm other pie
    February 25 05:06 AM
  • robertsona yep sure. it's me with a friend...if you want to see exactly what i play and stuff i have a list w/ all the info haha
    February 25 04:44 AM
  • Dryden love satanic blood such a awesome album. how was the concert. starting the weekend early with bong hits
    February 25 04:34 AM
  • Dryden sup
    February 25 04:01 AM
  • robertsona http://stringerbarksdale.bandcamp.com/album/stevedores-2 give you a cookie to review this in at least 10000 words
    February 24 11:33 PM
  • sniper sweet bro, i've started to fall in love with ambient/noise/avant-bulls*** of all kinds, and your recs have been great so far, keep throwin em my way and def let me know when either or both of those compilations are done i'd be stoked to see them.
    February 24 09:37 AM
  • Gyromania Thanks for the recommendation. You've yet to steer me in the wrong direction.
    February 24 09:07 AM
  • sniper hey yo, if you've never checked out christian marclay, get on that. get record without a cover and his live improvised s*** with gunter muller
    February 24 08:27 AM
  • Cavs y u such an indie hipster?
    February 24 12:16 AM
  • sniper i'd check it out for sure
    February 23 08:25 AM
  • sniper so there's also some SCREECHGLITCHSCREEEEEEEEEEECHH in there. i liked it.
    February 23 03:19 AM
  • sniper hummmmmmwhirrwhirKGHGHGHKGHGH hummmmm GLITCHCRACKLE whirrrrrrr
    February 23 02:57 AM
  • sniper not at all
    February 23 02:29 AM
  • AggravatedYeti Troum
    February 22 09:11 PM
  • Lakes. so do you have to kill me?
    February 22 05:54 PM
  • sniper sweeet. playing ambient is so cathartic.
    February 22 07:47 AM
  • sniper rec me some ambient that's not particularly dark.
    February 21 08:42 AM
  • Dryden mmhmm i still have so much to rate
    February 21 06:10 AM
  • Dryden its just an old troll name here i used dont add anyone on it or do anything but keep albums on there so i can get em all back if i lose it all. btw swamptoad baked as ****ed is so good
    February 21 05:08 AM
  • Dryden i have one you commented on it once said "i like ur ratings" but im not active on it i only use it to keep track of albums i have slowly incase my computer crashes and i lose all music again
    February 21 12:28 AM
  • Dryden brother came over, got more weed and now blastin the s*** out of music whats up dude
    February 21 12:18 AM
  • Dryden damn was off sputnik when u said that another time then
    February 18 10:07 PM
  • Lakes. im working on some ambient stuff i'll send it to you
    February 18 04:45 PM
  • Lakes. o. ive been busy
    February 18 04:42 PM
  • sniper not that i don't dig it, just haven't heard much. unless black noise counts but i haven't heard that much of that either.
    February 18 09:54 AM
  • Dryden that was awesome
    February 18 04:28 AM
  • sniper i'm not even that into ambient. or at least not much of it.
    February 17 08:38 AM
  • sniper i imagine that it's possible that could be done effectively, but i also assume 90% of it is utter garbage
    February 16 08:02 AM
  • Dryden that sucks bro how long does it take for you to download? and have you just started with that dude? listened to pure today havnt heard them for a while its so ****ing good. you gotta still check out torture chain bro
    February 16 07:28 AM
  • Dryden sup
    February 16 07:00 AM
  • sniper maybe i'll try again sometime, but it def didn't move me on my first listen. never even heard of onkyo
    February 15 08:05 AM
  • sniper gotta love that d-beat. what else you got for me bro? wasn't much into deathprod btw. felt like it was too much tease for very little real emotional pull.
    February 15 07:45 AM
  • sniper listened a couple times already, a definite step up from epiphanic, which is all i had by him. malveillance ****in rules btw. so much hate.
    February 14 10:50 PM
  • TheSpirit Just got the samples for the upcoming Heinali
    February 14 06:48 PM
  • Lakes. email me for god sake
    February 14 03:15 PM
  • sniper god damn you're ****ing hard to convince. whateverrr, but no i haven't i'll grab it tonight. is it sample-heavy at all? i prefer uninterrupted chaos, the sampled speaking on epiphanic were a definite weak point.
    February 14 08:24 AM
  • gabethepiratesquid I just re-rated them. o:
    February 14 06:14 AM
  • gabethepiratesquid Hahaha, what's both of your names again? And could you give me the program you use to make it? I'm thinking of making my own synth-y s***.
    February 14 05:36 AM
  • Deviant. Go for it, just don't know when I'll be able to listen etc
    February 14 03:52 AM
  • Deviant. I did actually (but I did think I forgot to tell you). Honestly, it wasn't all that shabby. Incredibly rough around the edges, but it had a certain wistful charm to it
    February 14 03:18 AM
  • gabethepiratesquid Oh you kids and yr ambient/drone music. I need to get myself more into that because lately I've been in a 'merely indie/punk and their subgenres groove', so I need to get myself more into metal/ambient/whatever.
    February 13 09:40 PM
  • gabethepiratesquid Holy s*** o: So what music have you been into lately, Sputbuddy?
    February 13 11:07 AM
  • sniper don't be so predictable. they're pretty atypical for cascadian, definitely a good deal more aggressive than wittr and s***.
    February 13 10:00 AM
  • Dryden s*** dude havnt changed who im digging for like over a year, never cared enough to change it. joy division,iceage,Garrotte, satans satyrs,torture chain, black murder,beherit (drawing down the moon),trash dog,portal, amebix and others
    February 13 09:46 AM
  • Dryden nice
    February 13 09:26 AM
  • Dryden got baked with them on and zoned out and decided to just let it all play through, who you been into latley bro
    February 13 08:51 AM
  • gabethepiratesquid Reading Lolita and listening to Empire! Empire! for the fiftieth time today because my life is so bad teenage angst blah blah blah. And you eat Asians? You sick ****.
    February 13 08:08 AM
  • gabethepiratesquid Sexy noiseSo what's up dawg?
    February 13 02:11 AM
  • Dryden it was my friends little brother playing i only came to watch him get his ass kicked. havnt heard klesitwahr but ill check em out
    February 12 11:46 PM
  • Dryden got so baked and went to a s***ty hockey game
    February 12 10:38 PM
  • sniper ya i have just **** off d'led but i don't think i've actually listened to it. you should check that demo out and tell me what you think. they're probably the only cascadian i listen to regularly.
    February 12 08:21 PM
  • sniper i'll check out both of those. have you listened to deafheaven's demo dude?
    February 12 10:32 AM
  • gabethepiratesquid What noise?
    February 12 08:35 AM
  • sniper yeah that demo was pretty sweet, probably the best of the punky/noisy s*** i've heard so far.
    February 11 09:31 AM
  • pillowswantyoursoul Both if it's not too much trouble. Dark Ambient is becoming one of my favourites though. I just need some stuff I haven't heard before. Also anything avant garde also would be cool.
    February 11 06:37 AM
  • pillowswantyoursoul Hey man. I've seen a bunch of your lists over the time I've been here and I really like your taste. Could you give me some obscure recs? I'm looking for more really dark stuff. Anything is much appreciated.
    February 10 11:11 AM
  • sniper cool thanks. yeah most of what i got was just raw as **** blasting w/distortion and vox.
    February 10 07:51 AM
  • Dryden sup
    February 10 04:54 AM
  • Urinetrouble cool brah
    February 10 03:21 AM
  • Urinetrouble dark as **** ambient
    February 9 11:43 PM
  • Urinetrouble rec me harsh ambient
    February 9 01:15 PM
  • sniper bm blogs plz. started checking some funeral stench s*** out with a decent rate of success but a lot of it is still too noisy for me atm.
    February 9 08:11 AM
  • lobby unfathoms 2.75 Blasphymartyr 2.25
    February 9 06:59 AM
  • Dryden been talking to an old friend all day this has been my only real time all day to do something on here, have you heard of contrepoison? a friend on last.fm said to check em out and was wondering if you heard them
    February 9 02:45 AM
  • Dryden swamp toad are so good
    February 8 08:07 AM
  • Dryden awesome dude. im baked as **** right now and you just helped me pick what im gonna listen to next
    February 7 08:08 AM
  • FatChickIrl idk rec me s*** that u think is sxc as hell
    February 6 03:33 PM
  • lobby ok, i'll chuck it on my ipod, and give it another listen some time soon before I rate. also, mr ambient authority of sputnik, new tim hecker has dropped and it rules so much.
    February 6 08:48 AM
  • Dryden ive wanted to for a while. i had a dumb joke project i did with friends for a while but that was usually just racist/dirty songs for shock effect and havnt done that for a while. id like to do another project that isnt a joke sometime
    February 6 07:20 AM
  • Dryden i have them downloaded but was going to listen sometime this weekend, guess i know what to expect from them now but ill still give them a listen
    February 6 04:33 AM
  • Dryden ya man i have sweet stuff
    February 6 02:08 AM
  • FatChickIrl yo rec me some ambient s***
    February 5 11:05 PM
  • Crysis Yeah dude kid is such a **** knows nothing about anything
    February 5 10:12 PM
  • Dryden yeah that 4th track was dumb and listening to it less high it wasnt as good as i thought but its still alright just nothing worth being excited about if another album comes out
    February 5 09:20 AM
  • Dryden what do u think of it
    February 5 08:38 AM
  • Dryden whats up
    February 5 07:55 AM
  • sniper dug the s*** out of gnaw their tongues an epiphanic vomiting of blood
    February 4 08:26 AM
  • couldwinarabbit Debris- Static Disposal (proto-punk)Black Dice- Beaches and Canyons (noise pop digging it a lot)But ya the monitor may be in my top 10 ever.
    February 3 09:41 AM
  • couldwinarabbit ya I couldn't see you liking him. What about Titus Andronicus
    February 3 09:30 AM
  • couldwinarabbit do you like Frank Turner?
    February 3 09:19 AM
  • rasputin no im not rating
    February 3 09:16 AM
  • Dryden yeah i can see you liking it dude. do you listen to iceage at all?
    February 3 07:54 AM
  • Dryden not like brenoritvrezorkre id say inbetween them and vlad tepes
    February 3 07:49 AM
  • Dryden 4th track its 9 seconds just someones voice
    February 3 07:35 AM
  • Dryden its coo but theres 1 really useless track
    February 3 07:08 AM
  • Dryden agreed unknown pleasures is better. yeah i gotta listen to em again and will
    February 3 06:49 AM
  • Dryden will check it out. btw nice joy division rating
    February 3 06:43 AM
  • couldwinarabbit alright man. I have an essay tonight so I won't get it right now but I will soon.Jens Lekman- Night Falls Over Kortedala Soul but like is Jim O'Rourke did soul. Almost humourous at point. At least a 4.5 for me.
    February 3 06:39 AM
  • couldwinarabbit This is ****ing incredible.
    February 3 06:29 AM
  • couldwinarabbit who doesn't
    February 3 06:24 AM
  • 37er00 i aint scared tio get to er...fuuck yeah drunk sputnik
    February 3 06:18 AM
  • Dryden arianrhod yep. vacuus nope, how are they?
    February 3 06:14 AM
  • 37er00 sup bro, guess who???
    February 3 06:03 AM
  • Ire OH MY ****ING GOD BRING YOUR ****ING CRIMES RATING UP OR ELSE. THAT WAS THE FIRST ALBUM WE EVER AGREED YOU ****ING WHORE
    February 2 07:57 AM
  • Xenophanes When was the release date for the new Tartar Lamb? I put it in the database as Feb. 1st, and that's not right...
    February 2 12:45 AM
  • Dryden you were pretty close with my rating. id say inbetween 2.5 - 3. baked tho id probably like it a lot more but yeah it could have been better but didnt suck. sick cover art btw m/
    February 1 02:38 AM
  • conradtao holy s*** that Guernica album is fantastic
    January 31 04:32 PM
  • thebhoy interesting, I shall listen when I get home
    January 31 01:03 PM
  • couldwinarabbit alright good sir.
    January 31 07:45 AM
  • Dryden got so baked tonight ill check it out and listen to thoes albums again and rate em
    January 31 07:41 AM
  • Kiran i am as of now downloading the s*** out of this album
    January 31 05:54 AM
  • Wizard So what is music than if it's not a bunch of sound waves flowing through the air at rates of 1,236 kilometres per hour (768 mph)? You sparked some interest in me in the Godspeed review.
    January 30 03:33 PM
  • Ire yeah there was a lot of improv. Okay, so, a 4 from really stoned dryden, a 4 from jash and a 3 from b4k. omg
    January 29 04:30 AM
  • Ire btw did you actually like the piece? honest opinion. did it groove and droooooooooooooooooooone?
    January 29 04:14 AM
  • Ire i have a sample of a friend looking for something while beethoven and random noise plays in the background. 1 minute long. y/n?
    January 29 04:13 AM
  • Ire ya. i have an opening sample to the album. not sure if i should use it because that would be.. a little pretentious.
    January 29 03:49 AM
  • Ire nope. gonna submit it to the database and "release" it after i come up with a title for the album and song.
    January 29 03:05 AM
  • Ire no. LISTEN TO THE DRONE NAO
    January 28 08:21 AM
  • Ire http://soundcloud.com/bloozdies/thefinalmp3
    January 28 08:08 AM
  • Ire drone album is done
    January 28 07:00 AM
  • Ire been really busy with work and my drone album. i'll get to it tomorrow. sorry
    January 28 06:45 AM
  • Crysis oh oh oh oh pick me, pick me!
    January 27 01:46 PM
  • Wizard Your most recent album by Fanthoms was great tbqh, just rated it.
    January 27 01:31 PM
  • couldwinarabbit think you'd like it. It is like the andrew jackson jihad stuff.
    January 26 08:25 AM
  • Dryden looking at em now sounds pretty sweet going to check it out and ya i gotta plus also more stuff to rate as well
    January 26 08:23 AM
  • Dryden good to be back
    January 26 08:12 AM
  • couldwinarabbit do you like billy bragg?
    January 26 07:39 AM
  • dr2den ya man, ****ing love sump
    January 25 08:33 AM
  • dr2den feeling like d/l a lot more raw bm tonight
    January 25 08:18 AM
  • dr2den mods will prob make me wait longer to get unbanned like before its gay. sup bro
    January 25 08:13 AM
  • Ire bloozdies@hotmail.com srsly
    January 25 02:21 AM
  • Ire icanshoegazebetterthanaggravatedyetijs@yahoo.com
    January 25 01:44 AM
  • AggravatedYeti Ambient Authority huh? : )
    January 24 08:16 PM
  • Ire lol thats literally how i came up with that name. sure yeah im good at being boring and d33p
    January 24 08:22 AM
  • Ire ya im reatrded i cant talk but srs i can do spoken word and ambience and s***
    January 24 07:30 AM
  • dr2den cant wait till i can get off this s***. longest 2 weeks ever
    January 24 05:45 AM
  • couldwinarabbit just gonna grab it tmrw and listen to the monitor tonight.
    January 23 08:32 AM
  • couldwinarabbit you are assuming correctly. Would I understand drunk or should I wait till morning?
    January 23 08:09 AM
  • couldwinarabbit what?
    January 23 07:56 AM
  • dr2den yah man ill be listening to more of them
    January 23 06:26 AM
  • Hep Kat i couldnt find anything by the first one but i honestly only looked for like 30 seconds
    January 22 11:31 PM
  • dr2den the last 3 videos were so cool to get baked too. none of em were bad but the last 3 were my fav
    January 22 11:25 PM
  • Hep Kat good. i really like sqrm im kinda of surprised at myself for not having listened to them before at least that i can remember
    January 22 10:38 PM
  • nsbm hey kiddo howeru. okay that's good yr so silly ill ttyl **** *** ***** ***** ******* LOL cawk
    January 22 06:36 PM
  • R6Rider lol left my account signed in at work, so a fellow co-worker decided to **** with my profile
    January 21 05:00 PM
  • Hawks Have you listened to Velvet Cacoon?
    January 21 06:37 AM
  • dr2den well i like hardcore punk, power violence and folk and stuff. im not big on indie but i never really spent the time checking it out so i cant say i dont like it plus ill check out any recs anyone has to offer so its not like i only like certain ones and hate everything else
    January 21 04:09 AM
  • dr2den gimme examples
    January 21 04:01 AM
  • dr2den oh hell yes! you got awesome taste in bm
    January 21 03:48 AM
  • dr2den 4 more days then im off this s***ty account and i like your black murder rating i ****ing love that album
    January 21 03:32 AM
  • DeafMetal I know. I still have to check out that Gashkadin s***.
    January 21 03:09 AM
  • dr2den ya dude it was cool and btw really liked the gashkadin review
    January 21 02:47 AM
  • DeafMetal No, don't worry about it though.
    January 21 02:41 AM
  • SeaAnemone what doncha like about new mogwai?
    January 21 12:28 AM
  • liledman yeah id give it a solid 3, really dug the first track.
    January 20 05:30 AM
  • liledman ah k. yeah listening now and its good... nice and harsh.
    January 20 05:22 AM
  • liledman yeah man was fine.
    January 20 05:16 AM
  • DeafMetal No such luck man. I don't know why it won't open up. Is there a youtube link?
    January 20 03:04 AM
  • Lakes. i'll send you some stuff as soon as i get my flash drive because i can't email or get on sputnik from home
    January 19 05:51 PM
  • Wizard Those Untitled tracks were good but what I'm really impressed with are those tracks by Laydow. Is that another one of your bands cause it ****ing rules.
    January 19 01:35 PM
  • dr2den same mine was ****ed try sending again
    January 19 07:12 AM
  • DeafMetal It wouldn't download, I don't know why.
    January 19 06:19 AM
  • dr2den was gonna listen later tonight but after that im gonna check it out now
    January 19 06:03 AM
  • DeafMetal Yeah, Vasaeleth rules man. Enjoyed your ambient album. The movements at the end were great, I'll rate it soon when I stop being lazy with my ratings.
    January 19 05:55 AM
  • dr2den u like?
    January 19 05:48 AM
  • dr2den ya man pure rules. have you heard bastard noise - The Analysis of Self-Destruction ?
    January 19 05:41 AM
  • DeafMetal Crypt Born
    January 19 05:34 AM
  • DeafMetal What dost thou mean by that?
    January 19 05:26 AM
  • dr2den yah dude i do and not much was listening to more ambient last night while smokin a bowl chill night and s***
    January 19 05:24 AM
  • couldwinarabbit I was thinking about rating all my albums this weekend so if I do I'll add it then. um 3/5 and I am a tough critic. this is probably my favourite from you
    January 19 04:36 AM
  • couldwinarabbit kk got it. It's pretty sweet
    January 19 04:30 AM
  • couldwinarabbit straight up or noise rock? either way yes
    January 19 04:01 AM
  • Ire i like noiz im just in my dm and hxcskramz phase omfg
    January 19 03:35 AM
  • Gyromania If you could grab me a few links *
    January 19 01:24 AM
  • Gyromania Thank you. If it wouldn't be too much trouble, I wouldn't mind listening to some really good albums (doesn't matter which genre).
    January 19 01:24 AM
  • Gyromania liberifatali1@hotmail.com
    January 19 01:00 AM
  • Gyromania Yeah, sounds good.
    January 19 12:48 AM
  • Gyromania Well, the reason I persisted is because you said that I like art that's gimmicky, something unbeknown to me. But yeah, you can hate it all you want, I won't let it bother me further. And yes, I dig all of those genres.ps: you really suck at taking apologies, lol.
    January 18 10:57 PM
  • Gyromania I just re-read that thread and I feel like I pretty big dick for attacking you as much as I did. It's entirely possible that you don't like it just because it doesn't sound good to you, I just hate thinking that someone thinks that I'm falling for a simple gimmick, y'know? Anyways, I apologize.
    January 18 10:45 PM
  • Lakes. kk. gonna send you some demos
    January 18 05:56 PM
  • Wizard Send it all to me buddy. And I don't know if I rated that split.
    January 18 01:17 PM
  • Gyromania Let's just put it past us and be FRIENDS, mkk?
    January 18 07:54 AM
  • DeafMetal I'll let you knoweth what methinks.
    January 18 05:21 AM
  • liledman i just got namaste too actually. cheers ill check the rest.
    January 18 05:16 AM
  • DeafMetal coheedandjoshua@gmail.com
    January 18 05:06 AM
  • liledman dont understand that but i will nod. got any other stuff for me to check out? im downloading brighter death now at the moment.
    January 18 04:58 AM
  • DeafMetal No you didn't. Let me have it.
    January 18 04:56 AM
  • DeafMetal Thanks for the link. I see you were digging Trash Dog, good s***.
    January 18 04:48 AM
  • liledman their self-titled is definitely worth a listen too
    January 18 04:39 AM
  • liledman both these full lengths are pretty strong, hard to pick, but what im hearing so far from black triage might be there better material. you?
    January 18 04:33 AM
  • liledman ****ing good stuff
    January 18 04:22 AM
  • DeafMetal Yeah I do like noise a lot. Wraiths for instance. And they're a group of monks who do Gregorian chanting. Awesome stuff if you've never looked into it.
    January 18 04:22 AM
  • DeafMetal Don't get me wrong, Ahab would never be my go-to doom metal band (especially funeral doom) but I just don't think the album's as bad as people make it out to be. That said, look into Moss perhaps. Very slow, crushing doom with lots of drone influence. You'd like it.
    January 18 04:07 AM
  • DeafMetal Do you like funeral doom man?
    January 18 03:56 AM
  • liledman man have you heard teargas and platedglass?
    January 18 03:50 AM
  • Gyromania I do.
    January 18 03:27 AM
  • Gyromania Tell me what you think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAEt1iBbbK0As you'll notice, the latter half of the song really ventures into somewhat uncomfortable, noisy territory. This is surprisingly one of the less obscure songs on the record.
    January 18 03:21 AM
  • Gyromania So, I was thinking the other day that you should look into Racebannon's "In the Grips of the Light". I wrote a review for it a while ago. It's an excellent avant garde noise-rock album to get lost in, especially when baked ;D
    January 18 03:08 AM
  • Wizard You certainly may, you don't even have to ask. What kind of stuff will I be indulging in today good sir?
    January 18 02:33 AM
  • dr2den gave em a listen pretty coo. im gonna get baked and listen again
    January 18 02:17 AM
  • gabethepiratesquid I'm a bottom. I want to go to Sweden and be ****ed to Dominic
    January 18 01:32 AM

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