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  • Satellite STAFF?
    September 18 10:57 PM
  • Ire this prob happened like a million years ago but damn STAFFF
    September 18 01:02 PM
  • BallsToTheWall Wait, you're a Lions fan? How did I forget this?
    September 16 10:39 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot so how was riot fest? I'm bummed I didn't go so I'm gonna enjoy it vicariously through you
    September 16 05:29 PM
  • BallsToTheWall Suh's a little bitch who got kept in line.
    September 15 11:44 PM
  • ShadowRemains http://i.imgur.com/smAFbnX.png
    September 15 08:21 PM
  • BallsToTheWall PANTHER PRIDE YA'LLL
    September 14 04:33 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges RIP Taylor Swift Review
    September 12 11:18 PM
  • Inveigh haha nice. what neighborhood did you end up in?
    September 11 07:33 PM
  • klap thanks bb. hope you're staff forever
    September 11 12:58 PM
  • aok http://imgur.com/biiI9Ct cuslike ppl still submit moaropeth stuff right. this islike the most sputnik mezz thred ever nd mayb i'm hi
    September 9 12:38 AM
  • Green Baron wait what that was your team LOL i thought it was someone else reina
    September 8 07:00 PM
  • BMDrummer http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rigiy4O41qd37u4o1_1280.png
    September 7 12:30 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot Yo how's the festival so far?
    September 6 08:43 AM
  • Inveigh Tbh dude you don't really want to stay directly near the festival (not a great area). I've had good experiences at the Days Inn in Lincoln Park. That's a $10ish cab ride away
    September 4 08:31 PM
  • Insurrection i know you hate the word RELEVANT but you cant deny in flames arent nearly as RELEVANT now as they used to be
    September 3 06:23 PM
  • SgtPepper http://imgur.com/68vUcwO thought i'd bring this to your attention. Balls to The Wall - Always righteous, always sexy.
    August 31 11:18 AM
  • SowingSeason Haha damn. Maybe he'll have a good year.
    August 29 01:37 PM
  • SowingSeason Nooooo well show up when you can, even if it's partially over!
    August 28 06:13 PM
  • SowingSeason Just a reminder the draft is tonight at 5:30 PDT / 8:30 EST
    August 28 01:53 PM
  • SgtPepper Haha, loved that. god that movie is so quotable.
    August 26 07:48 PM
  • YakNips is this good enough for moar opeth? http://i.imgur.com/i0106YP.jpg
    August 26 07:09 PM
  • SowingSeason Just sent an invite to you and about 5 others so if you join don't be surprised if the league is small and nothing is really set up yet
    August 25 03:51 PM
  • SowingSeason Yo I'm doing a staff/contrib only fantasy football league send me your email if you want in. I hope to do the draft in the next few days.
    August 25 02:20 PM
  • Jom Rick Astley has a huge collection of Disney movies that he's willing to loan you if you just ask, save for one: he's never gonna give you 'Up'.
    August 25 12:01 AM
  • Jom reddit.com/r/dadjokes Sputnikmusic news titles = aneurysm
    August 24 11:59 PM
  • fromtheinside stay staff forever this time baby
    August 24 11:41 PM
  • Green Baron alright the link for the moaropeth is not working, so lemme just tell you what i'd love to have archived - comments 2 to 5 on page 695 of the TDAG thread.
    August 22 07:40 PM
  • aok grats on staff lolol . also what darth said ofc
    August 22 02:20 PM
  • DarthMann update moar opeth moar
    August 22 02:07 PM
  • Deviant. Go for it man. jason-1769@live.com
    August 22 03:24 AM
  • Deviant. How?? I knew there was a reason why we staffed you
    August 21 02:45 AM
  • Deviant. We used to be able to, but after one of MX's recent tinkerings we lost the ability. It's a bit of a pain in the ass, but if the news article is as threadbare as that one is, I usually just de1ete the article and re-write it myself
    August 19 03:40 AM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy best staff
    August 18 11:15 AM
  • Green Baron http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=45344
    August 17 07:21 PM
  • greg84 Awesome! I've seen the same thing on facebook.
    August 17 09:53 AM
  • TalonsOfFire You're staff?? lol
    August 16 07:13 PM
  • toxin. is it april fools again
    August 16 04:09 AM
  • Jacquibim staffer 4 the people
    August 15 12:06 PM
  • OvDeath The news article actually got posted? Damn it, I was at work. Did they take it down because it was lots of s*** talking? How many users posted the comment "swallowing dicks"?
    August 15 10:29 AM
  • Crysis Welcome to the staff world brother
    August 14 06:19 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Just out of curiosity, what do you plan to do with your new staffing privileges?
    August 14 05:47 PM
  • YakNips pls stay staff forever
    August 14 05:17 PM
  • TheSpirit I legit got so happy when I saw the staff tag under your name
    August 14 03:12 PM
  • SeedsofNone congrats on that nice ass staff promotion
    August 14 03:11 PM
  • Omaha time for you to hit up Olympus dawg!
    August 14 12:30 PM
  • Omaha CONGRATS MAN nice to see u on board
    August 14 11:01 AM
  • Gyromania congrats brah. hopefully you get to keep it this time ;D
    August 14 10:44 AM
  • SowingSeason haha well that's cool too.
    August 14 09:47 AM
  • SowingSeason congratulations on the staff tag! with all due respect, did I miss something? like, did you write a ton of amazing reviews under another account for years or something?
    August 14 09:39 AM
  • Brostep http://m.pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/19635-kimbra-the-golden-echo/
    August 14 08:38 AM
  • Futures ASnideReturns Academy is staff now, I'm going to make my exit from Sputnik.Please ban my account and don't unban me even if I ask to be unbanned.
    August 14 02:49 AM
  • BMDrummer saw your forum posts, that's awesome
    August 13 11:34 PM
  • BMDrummer you're staff again?
    August 13 11:31 PM
  • emester congrats on staff acad!
    August 13 11:01 PM
  • Jom Should have seen that one from a mile away, now that I look at the username a bit more closely (but, to be fair, it was a normal-looking article with a normal source at the time).
    August 13 09:49 PM
  • Kris. TEHE
    August 13 07:28 PM
  • SeedsofNone amazing
    August 13 07:19 PM
  • Kris. grats on staff i always knew you'd make it to the big leagues but please dont **** it up like that schroeder kid did
    August 13 07:05 PM
  • tempest-- ok it's streaming on iTunes Radio (wtf) listening now ahhhhh
    August 11 03:03 AM
  • tempest-- I downloaded the leak but idk I'll just wait for the CD I guess only 4 days!!!
    August 11 01:26 AM
  • RosaParks 0.1
    August 8 06:28 PM
  • Green Baron i propose a new moaropeth post
    August 5 01:24 PM
  • fromtheinside jacob royal ocean
    August 1 06:14 AM
  • klap thanks dude! one day down. coming at me w these remedies question gtfo here calbar
    July 29 11:40 PM
  • Frippertronics YES A MASTODON GUITAR SOLO
    July 29 03:40 AM
  • fromtheinside mine is 2048 what's yours!?
    July 28 10:41 AM
  • FourthDyke do you dig any bands pre deftones? http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=62440
    July 24 03:43 PM
  • BigPleb i love you
    July 24 09:47 AM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy dude jam napalm dream and 5 er you will
    July 24 08:57 AM
  • BMDrummer But seriously, how does your massive list of 5s get past the mods?
    July 21 11:11 PM
  • Feather I was going to ask you how you get away with 5'ing everything but I see BMDrummer has already handled that question haha.
    July 21 04:49 PM
  • aok smae
    July 21 02:48 PM
  • aok ohyea holly lol. they been crackin down over ther. u kno how drsmith nd wabbit nd seaeric nd iaresavage get. plus dunno if u heard but mezz admins have the klap also now smh smgdh
    July 21 12:52 PM
  • BMDrummer makes sense
    July 20 12:21 PM
  • BMDrummer always wondered, how do you get away with discog 5s?
    July 20 10:31 AM
  • porch yea those investigative journalism pieces are good additions to your portfolio
    July 20 06:36 AM
  • porch i dont get how you still aren't staff when they're doing joke promotions like schroer now
    July 19 09:12 PM
  • Kris. was gonna post something and looked to see if there was already a news article made or waiting to be approved and there it was
    July 15 08:19 PM
  • Feather How the hell do you get away with having so many 5's haha. Never realized how hard you troll.
    July 15 04:55 PM
  • Kris. 5/5 news article
    July 14 10:54 PM
  • tempest-- new!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtvROz9cv4c
    July 8 04:23 AM
  • BMDrummer Please review more
    June 22 10:52 PM
  • fish. after the usa just about beat ghana in a game where grown men kick balls at other grown men
    June 16 11:25 PM
  • fish. http://i.imgur.com/RoVdFhU.png
    June 16 10:28 PM
  • TheSpirit http://www.altpress.com/news/entry/atreyu_are_up_to_something_watch_a_teaser
    June 11 02:36 PM
  • deathschool Rye bread ****ing rules.
    June 6 11:49 PM
  • Hep Kat rye bread is deff worst braed mane
    June 6 07:22 PM
  • DavidDocker125 Your reviews are the most pathetic thing I have ever layer my eyes on.
    June 6 01:06 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy i had the same reaction
    June 5 08:57 AM
  • aok nm chilln. in bklyn much these days?
    May 29 09:51 AM
  • GmemberKills lets jam out to B*Witched
    May 7 08:11 PM
  • Satellite For Christ's sake! Men don't love women (cuts to Obi-Wan), Mace is unmarried, Palpatine don't got a wife; in fact the only person who's married is Jimmy Smitts!
    April 27 05:33 PM
  • Jom For moaropeth consideration: http://imgur.com/mIsglJ5
    April 21 09:32 AM
  • aok http://imgur.com/MdawidQ
    April 19 11:42 PM
  • Satellite yeah watkins/tron/tate would be sick. that's what i'm hoping for. i've been good man. broke up w/ my gf and drove back to michigan for a vacation of sorts. how bout you?
    April 19 12:22 PM
  • Satellite who do you want the lions to draft?
    April 19 11:57 AM
  • fromtheinside hi.
    April 13 10:37 PM
  • aok and in the end. the love you take is equal to the love you make. still
    April 12 08:08 PM
  • Kris. i like to think its actually receive bacon
    April 7 12:51 PM
  • Pheromone you rock at rocking rock
    April 5 10:47 AM
  • ferociouslettuce im like 'na, gon sleep' = story of my life. s*** weather really needs to end asap. homie who's connected with awesome underground shows is comin back in a month so i can be like yo acad hollywood undead is playing at a hidden warehouse near your house and it will be glorious
    March 31 11:48 AM
  • steveaoki id ur number also (crying)
    March 28 04:32 PM
  • ferociouslettuce yoyoyo leschillsooon
    March 28 04:30 PM
  • Brostep pretty sure skrillex did something just google something like "frozen skrillex's rule 34 anna-elsa wincest remix"
    March 24 08:20 PM
  • klap **** you. hope they add a LA show
    March 24 02:18 AM
  • klap saw the sounds last night, maja's still got it
    March 23 07:34 PM
  • JWT155 Tigers winning it all this year?
    March 11 12:47 PM
  • JWT155 Good to see you still here bud
    March 11 02:27 AM
  • Brostep my soundoff pretty much sums up my thoughtsalso sorry for the lack of space between the link and the "legit" formatting s***
    March 7 04:41 PM
  • Brostep http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVc3Z-bG6Eolegit obsessed with this song, it's so good
    March 7 07:46 AM
  • Brostep sweet, i'll try to find a link or something
    March 5 09:56 PM
  • Brostep is the tove lo thing good? tempted to check it because strangers jams for days
    March 5 09:28 PM
  • ferociouslettuce adam says absolutely not cause i told him mx is god but he doesn't believe me. does he even sputnikmusic?
    February 28 10:37 PM
  • Curse. Money well spent
    February 28 06:05 PM
  • Curse. haha as you know it used to be curseworship, which is actually a Himsa song. I'm super cool like that. I jammed the **** outta The Curse back in the day though
    February 28 01:34 PM
  • Trebor. Snide is back and Insurrection is a contributor. RIP the site
    February 26 05:28 PM
  • Feather My avatar just didn't work out how I planned :-(
    February 26 03:38 PM
  • Brostep haha true that
    February 16 09:50 PM
  • Brostep actually http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/36426/OceanLab-Sirens-Of-The-Sea/
    February 16 09:32 PM
  • Brostep ooh, will consider it. I think Tri-State is pretty good if not overly review-worthy, but I'll dl some Oceanlab since it seems pree cool
    February 16 09:31 PM
  • Brostep apologies, didn't quite catch that
    February 16 09:20 PM
  • fromtheinside DID U SEE tho
    February 13 12:38 AM
  • tempest-- http://i.imgur.com/iTna0Fh.jpg
    February 12 08:38 PM
  • Curse. Halfway there, I have faith in you
    February 11 01:30 PM
  • Curse. Haha thanks man, when are they going to finally make you mod?
    February 11 11:54 AM
  • Brostep disappointed you didn't get promoted with that stellar application tbh
    February 11 11:05 AM
  • aok yo mayng way to lame out on booshwick 2nite psh. catch up soon dho
    February 6 06:26 PM
  • klap not going, but if i win any money in the next two weeks i may change my mind. have a place to stay and my friend has 4 tix
    February 6 12:21 AM
  • klap round trip ticket was $318 : ( let's go west coasssttt
    February 5 08:34 PM
  • klap assuming you saw this alreadyhttp://pitchfork.com/news/53852-and-you-will-know-us-by-the-trail-of-dead-announce-source-tags-codes-tour/
    February 5 07:58 PM
  • fromtheinside http://plug.dj/hard-jammers/
    January 31 02:21 AM
  • Brostep I don't really want to pull a Balls and given your excellent news articles you could probably write it better
    January 29 04:45 PM
  • Brostep yo I've got a great idea - if Tool doesn't release an album this year and no one posts a news article with a Tool announcement about "no new album" you should post an article in December titled "No New Tool Album in 2014"
    January 29 01:53 PM
  • aok "as much as you love to control your environment. the reality is - everything changes." you applying for contrib this year?
    January 27 04:39 PM
  • fromtheinside so plug
    January 21 10:30 PM
  • Kris. lol ya. that is image of pure defeat. kill wins. TKO.
    January 13 04:42 PM
  • Kris. quick, go screenshot ancas's profile and post it on moaropeth
    January 13 10:26 AM
  • fromtheinside i hear this and always fall to the floor thinking of you (much love) --- http://www.earwolf.com/episode/daredevil/
    January 13 06:36 AM
  • fromtheinside dude, is this the end?
    January 10 08:41 PM
  • Underflow Don't mind me, I over-think everything. Thanks though lol.
    January 4 10:14 AM
  • Jacquibim merry christmas you random ****
    December 24 08:32 AM
  • fromtheinside lets ghost watch, k? thinking of you
    December 22 01:56 AM
  • fromtheinside come play http://plug.dj/hybrid-theory/
    December 22 01:42 AM
  • fromtheinside uh fan was to included at the end of that message
    December 22 01:21 AM
  • fromtheinside why don't you ever come plug, i need another pierce the veil
    December 22 01:01 AM
  • LilLioness Yeah, there actually has been quite a lot this year that has been quite good but mostly unnoticed.
    December 15 04:42 PM
  • LilLioness Not gonna text you, but check that album (IO Echo). One of my faves this year.
    December 15 04:33 PM
  • klap burial!!11
    December 14 07:12 PM
  • Brostep sweet i'll check some of that thx
    December 7 10:30 AM
  • Brostep so do i, i mean my username is brostep for crying out loud
    December 7 10:13 AM
  • Brostep you mind rec'ing me some stuff from this year? you tend to have pretty sweet tastes (cough cough Anamanaguchi) so I'm assuming you can give me some stuff
    December 6 09:45 AM
  • omnipanzer Back Street's back, alright?
    November 12 02:51 PM
  • someguest it's like a mental illness, isn't it?
    November 12 12:00 AM
  • Trebor. nerdtalent and krazykris are the ****ing worst
    November 2 05:57 PM
  • ShadowRemains simple but effective: http://imageshack.us/a/img809/2807/uww3.png
    October 15 09:47 PM
  • Realm new chelsea man un****ingreal. been playing in my car nonstop
    October 4 10:56 PM
  • andcas they were the main song for promotion
    September 29 05:07 PM
  • sonictheplumber link me
    September 27 04:40 PM
  • Deviant. Nice news article
    September 23 10:55 PM
  • wabbit Do good iPhone games exist? Not like stupid bird bowling s*** but like a real game.
    September 23 07:02 PM
  • wabbit nuthin'
    September 11 04:52 PM
  • wabbit Sup
    September 10 08:16 PM
  • ShadowRemains relics of the past: http://imageshack.us/a/img28/6724/acbl.png
    September 4 05:28 PM
  • Balarag You're welcome bro, no problem. ;)
    September 1 07:58 PM
  • Shimana but do you like it when they get creative with acoustics?
    August 28 11:59 PM
  • Ross22 yeah, dude, you've been holdin it down here i take it? get money get laid
    August 20 10:41 PM
  • BigPleb Where you at bitch?
    August 19 07:12 PM
  • MassiveAttack lol :D
    August 9 07:22 PM
  • dsroka005 How do my ratings get wiped and this assholes don't?
    August 8 05:05 AM
  • JokineAugustus I WAS RIGHT!!! My last comment on your list said closed for moderating, and it happened :D
    August 7 08:05 PM
  • DegausserGuernica24 Best idea ever. 11/10
    August 7 12:20 PM
  • SowingSeason Haha best Sputnik gift I've received to date!
    August 7 01:59 AM
  • FourthReich i know you tenured users' plight now
    August 6 11:37 PM
  • SeaAnemone that thread is destined for great things
    August 6 11:26 PM
  • FourthReich what a horrible, unfunny group of filth in that thread.
    August 6 11:13 PM
  • amemento Lol, wtf is wrong with your 5's gold cobra and goblin? lololJuly 26 02:00 AM
    August 5 12:25 AM
  • fromtheinside hey luv
    August 2 03:29 AM
  • ShadowRemains http://imageshack.us/a/img687/4774/eev.png
    July 30 03:04 PM
  • Deviant. Slanting like a pro
    July 28 09:25 PM
  • klap http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/58123/Limp-Bizkit-Gold-Cobra/
    July 27 12:33 AM
  • Thecandyman Lol, wtf is wrong with your 5's gold cobra and goblin? lolol
    July 26 02:00 AM
  • ShadowRemains http://imageshack.us/a/img197/4475/flmb.png
    July 23 12:08 AM
  • amemento That's a p dumb reason considering the summary is almost always the opinion of the reviewer, and my opinion was that they lived up to their rep such. Unless you're not talking about the summary?July 22 10:01 AM
    July 22 09:34 PM
  • SlMBOLlC That's a p dumb reason considering the summary is almost always the opinion of the reviewer, and my opinion was that they lived up to their rep such. Unless you're not talking about the summary?
    July 22 10:01 AM
  • SlMBOLlC is there a reason you neg'd? like some contructive feedback?
    July 21 10:58 PM
  • FromDaHood Damn son thanks for the heads up. Finally downloading.
    July 14 11:26 PM
  • ShadowRemains wrote that up in about 2 min: http://imageshack.us/a/img268/9712/nkam.png
    July 12 07:25 PM
  • ShadowRemains trickster: http://imageshack.us/a/img842/7857/o61.png
    July 12 07:15 PM
  • ShadowRemains "straight up legit ukulele riffs": http://imageshack.us/a/img818/134/iura.png
    July 12 07:06 PM
  • BigHans Im a Jigga fanboy and will say that his rapping sucks on this but its a great album because of the beats/hooks n s***
    July 12 11:38 AM
  • WeepingBanana http://i.imgur.com/MXS6tZS.png
    July 9 11:50 AM
  • Kman418 http://i.imgur.com/8iRZpOs.png
    July 8 03:35 AM
  • jdennis31 hahaha
    July 5 12:54 AM
  • DotEight hey, get ****ed.
    July 5 12:21 AM
  • Spec http://www3.picturepush.com/photo/a/13432611/img/Anonymous/soundadvice.png
    June 28 03:46 PM
  • porch http://oi39.tinypic.com/a2t82x.jpg
    June 28 11:57 AM
  • Yotimi Hey man I strongly rec you watch Terriers. Short 13 ep series with very Whedon-ish writing
    June 20 08:45 PM
  • Deviant. Sorry duder, I couldn't approve that Jay-Z article. Re-word it a little bit and I will though
    June 16 11:53 PM
  • tempest-- vvv http://i.imgur.com/sAQfkD6.png
    June 15 03:56 PM

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