John Lennon b.h.w.

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News Articles 119
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Album Edits 129

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Last Active 11-29-15 12:20 am
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  • DaveyBoy No probs. Thought you might like her
    November 3 01:35 AM
  • Aids That melody that starts like two minutes into the last song and just grows and grows, "can you make do?"...Laura what are you doing to us.
    November 2 03:10 AM
  • Aids that new Laura Stevenson amiright? talk to me like it's 2011 baby. miss uuu.
    October 21 01:28 AM
  • PurpleBottle bahaha "the academy" STAFF
    October 11 04:53 AM
  • ftinside i'm piercing your veil bb
    October 11 03:23 AM
  • DaveyBoy Hey Acad, you come across Melanie Martinez as yet? I'd reco her for you in a Marina kinda way. She will even provide the creepy stalker lyrics for you!
    October 4 09:12 AM
  • Sevengill Hey Acad. You still interested in doing some vox?
    September 27 11:06 PM
  • RosaParks u liking the new atreyu songs?
    August 18 12:42 AM
  • collynas441 Hello. Sorry for the question, but will you review latest Best Coast record?
    August 12 03:58 PM
  • AmericanFlagAsh Thanks, the Anya one?
    August 10 08:26 AM
  • LOTRO homolord
    August 8 08:17 PM
  • Brostep It's a good one innit
    August 8 01:12 PM
  • Brostep you've probably heard it by now but if not the new demi lovato song (cool for the summer) is a certifiable banger and would almost certainly be right up your alley. sexiest guitar in a pop song since Spaceship Coupe by JT
    August 4 09:41 AM
  • tempest-- this has got to go on moar opeth
    July 26 04:59 AM
  • BigHans Lmao, seriously how did that happen
    July 22 08:16 PM
  • BigHans Wait a second. Youre staff????????
    July 22 03:03 PM
  • Slipfallandsue This staff be trolling with all 5's xd
    July 9 10:01 PM
  • SmileNerd How the hell are you a staff member? Nearly everything you rate you give either a 5 or a 1!
    June 19 05:56 PM
  • Relinquished she's doin great dude, new album this year, and from what I heard it's gonna top lots of lists
    April 12 10:18 AM
  • klap exactly
    April 7 05:38 PM
  • klap The NY c f application is such overkill
    April 7 12:42 PM
  • Spec that new radke album tho i felt some diylf
    March 10 07:18 AM
  • Frippertronics dude same
    February 22 01:25 AM
  • klap yeah i've pretty much just been focusing on essays and doing 50-100 MBEs a day. MBE is pretty much like riding a bicycle at this point, but the NY essays are much more state-specific than CA ever was
    February 16 10:08 PM
  • klap any advice on the NY multiple choice? legit done nothing for that
    February 16 07:09 PM
  • cryptside Yes! Agree completely on that, acad. I think people just assume that all of them suck after the first two, but I really like 4.
    February 1 02:10 PM
  • Titan i actually go to a lot of Met tickets usually :D
    February 1 01:14 PM
  • ADanceReturns Snake will do it
    January 18 11:28 PM
  • Parallels oh my god hes staff when did this happen
    January 16 08:42 PM
  • HalfManHalfAmazing really man Ronnie Radke a 5
    January 13 04:46 AM
  • Xenophanes It's okay, sweet pea.
    December 29 11:04 PM
  • SeaAnemone I
    December 29 10:31 PM
  • klap
    December 23 09:02 PM
  • klap my sister's, 97th and central park west
    December 23 09:47 AM
  • klap in NYC until the 30th lmk
    December 22 11:35 PM
  • Rowan5215 (y)
    December 16 11:00 PM
  • klap ok it's really good
    December 16 02:15 AM
  • DaveyBoy If your artist x blurb remains as is, thanks for sneaking me into the year end list by hook or by crook.
    December 14 08:01 PM
  • aok divide by zero is infinity. better than 0. the south gon hold it down
    December 4 01:37 AM
  • aok where's that tswift .5 review? i hear joni mitchell blocked a biopic in which she's being portrayed by swift.
    November 26 03:56 AM
  • aok #bhw
    November 26 03:54 AM
  • EcoChocolatacchi Out of all bands on that 1989 review and you shoutout PtHily.
    November 24 10:41 PM
  • klap finally getting around to that jessie ware and daddy LIKES
    November 12 11:14 PM
  • klap together we will be more powerful than ever before
    November 11 12:42 AM
  • wabbit
    November 9 02:29 AM
  • klap need charli to leak already give her a call
    November 7 04:11 PM
  • aok yerr - 31078007903474088953 cells
    November 4 10:29 PM
  • aok 3473652672 home phone number. friends around
    November 4 07:14 PM
  • fromtheinside when i stop listening to the song of the year, ( i will definitely look for your slipknot shirt!
    November 4 06:17 PM
  • BilboTeaBaggins It came out a while ago i think(mixtape). I saw you 5'd it. I listened to 'Asshole'. Chorus was pretty catchy and he's not a bad rapper, I think I'd give it a 3 based off that track
    November 1 06:32 PM
  • BallsToTheWall Broods remixed Break The Rules. Humina humina.
    October 29 01:42 PM
  • BilboTeaBaggins Did you actually listen to Ronnie's mixtape?
    October 26 11:33 AM
  • wabbit I still miss bungy
    October 24 01:28 AM
  • aok yea im still @ 3474088953
    October 22 03:00 PM
  • aok hmu bby (# in fb profile). i lost ur number
    October 16 12:43 AM
  • Tyrael ^^
    October 14 07:26 PM
  • EnyaFangirl i cant help that i need it all :)
    October 13 02:26 PM
  • aok lets see it -
    October 12 01:12 AM
  • someguest Man, if I had the list of all the things I've been labeled as on here over the years. There's really only one: instigator.
    October 8 11:30 PM
  • someguest :')
    October 8 11:18 PM
  • someguest "you were baiting sweet, innocent someguest"
    October 8 11:17 PM
  • KenboSlice I figured it'd be clear to most people that I was. Considering it was on the thread about the song
    October 7 05:48 PM
  • Green Baron so how's that tove lo album huh
    October 3 10:09 PM
  • Satellite STAFF?
    September 18 10:57 PM
  • Ire this prob happened like a million years ago but damn STAFFF
    September 18 01:02 PM
  • BallsToTheWall Wait, you're a Lions fan? How did I forget this?
    September 16 10:39 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot so how was riot fest? I'm bummed I didn't go so I'm gonna enjoy it vicariously through you
    September 16 05:29 PM
  • BallsToTheWall Suh's a little bitch who got kept in line.
    September 15 11:44 PM
  • ShadowRemains
    September 15 08:21 PM
    September 14 04:33 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges RIP Taylor Swift Review
    September 12 11:18 PM
  • Inveigh haha nice. what neighborhood did you end up in?
    September 11 07:33 PM
  • klap thanks bb. hope you're staff forever
    September 11 12:58 PM
  • aok cuslike ppl still submit moaropeth stuff right. this islike the most sputnik mezz thred ever nd mayb i'm hi
    September 9 12:38 AM
  • Green Baron wait what that was your team LOL i thought it was someone else reina
    September 8 07:00 PM
  • BMDrummer
    September 7 12:30 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot Yo how's the festival so far?
    September 6 08:43 AM
  • Inveigh Tbh dude you don't really want to stay directly near the festival (not a great area). I've had good experiences at the Days Inn in Lincoln Park. That's a $10ish cab ride away
    September 4 08:31 PM
  • Insurrection i know you hate the word RELEVANT but you cant deny in flames arent nearly as RELEVANT now as they used to be
    September 3 06:23 PM
  • SgtPepper thought i'd bring this to your attention. Balls to The Wall - Always righteous, always sexy.
    August 31 11:18 AM
  • SowingSeason Haha damn. Maybe he'll have a good year.
    August 29 01:37 PM
  • SowingSeason Nooooo well show up when you can, even if it's partially over!
    August 28 06:13 PM
  • SowingSeason Just a reminder the draft is tonight at 5:30 PDT / 8:30 EST
    August 28 01:53 PM
  • SgtPepper Haha, loved that. god that movie is so quotable.
    August 26 07:48 PM
  • YakNips is this good enough for moar opeth?
    August 26 07:09 PM
  • SowingSeason Just sent an invite to you and about 5 others so if you join don't be surprised if the league is small and nothing is really set up yet
    August 25 03:51 PM
  • SowingSeason Yo I'm doing a staff/contrib only fantasy football league send me your email if you want in. I hope to do the draft in the next few days.
    August 25 02:20 PM
  • Jom Rick Astley has a huge collection of Disney movies that he's willing to loan you if you just ask, save for one: he's never gonna give you 'Up'.
    August 25 12:01 AM
  • Jom Sputnikmusic news titles = aneurysm
    August 24 11:59 PM
  • fromtheinside stay staff forever this time baby
    August 24 11:41 PM
  • Green Baron alright the link for the moaropeth is not working, so lemme just tell you what i'd love to have archived - comments 2 to 5 on page 695 of the TDAG thread.
    August 22 07:40 PM
  • aok grats on staff lolol . also what darth said ofc
    August 22 02:20 PM
  • DarthMann update moar opeth moar
    August 22 02:07 PM
  • Deviant. Go for it man.
    August 22 03:24 AM
  • Deviant. How?? I knew there was a reason why we staffed you
    August 21 02:45 AM
  • Deviant. We used to be able to, but after one of MX's recent tinkerings we lost the ability. It's a bit of a pain in the ass, but if the news article is as threadbare as that one is, I usually just de1ete the article and re-write it myself
    August 19 03:40 AM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy best staff
    August 18 11:15 AM
  • Green Baron
    August 17 07:21 PM
  • greg84 Awesome! I've seen the same thing on facebook.
    August 17 09:53 AM
  • TalonsOfFire You're staff?? lol
    August 16 07:13 PM
  • toxin. is it april fools again
    August 16 04:09 AM
  • Jacquibim staffer 4 the people
    August 15 12:06 PM
  • OvDeath The news article actually got posted? Damn it, I was at work. Did they take it down because it was lots of s*** talking? How many users posted the comment "swallowing dicks"?
    August 15 10:29 AM
  • Crysis Welcome to the staff world brother
    August 14 06:19 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Just out of curiosity, what do you plan to do with your new staffing privileges?
    August 14 05:47 PM
  • YakNips pls stay staff forever
    August 14 05:17 PM
  • TheSpirit I legit got so happy when I saw the staff tag under your name
    August 14 03:12 PM
  • SeedsofNone congrats on that nice ass staff promotion
    August 14 03:11 PM
  • Omaha time for you to hit up Olympus dawg!
    August 14 12:30 PM
  • Omaha CONGRATS MAN nice to see u on board
    August 14 11:01 AM
  • Gyromania congrats brah. hopefully you get to keep it this time ;D
    August 14 10:44 AM
  • SowingSeason haha well that's cool too.
    August 14 09:47 AM
  • SowingSeason congratulations on the staff tag! with all due respect, did I miss something? like, did you write a ton of amazing reviews under another account for years or something?
    August 14 09:39 AM
  • Brostep
    August 14 08:38 AM
  • Futures ASnideReturns Academy is staff now, I'm going to make my exit from Sputnik.Please ban my account and don't unban me even if I ask to be unbanned.
    August 14 02:49 AM
  • BMDrummer saw your forum posts, that's awesome
    August 13 11:34 PM
  • BMDrummer you're staff again?
    August 13 11:31 PM
  • emester congrats on staff acad!
    August 13 11:01 PM
  • Jom Should have seen that one from a mile away, now that I look at the username a bit more closely (but, to be fair, it was a normal-looking article with a normal source at the time).
    August 13 09:49 PM
  • Kris. TEHE
    August 13 07:28 PM
  • SeedsofNone amazing
    August 13 07:19 PM
  • Kris. grats on staff i always knew you'd make it to the big leagues but please dont **** it up like that schroeder kid did
    August 13 07:05 PM
  • tempest-- ok it's streaming on iTunes Radio (wtf) listening now ahhhhh
    August 11 03:03 AM
  • tempest-- I downloaded the leak but idk I'll just wait for the CD I guess only 4 days!!!
    August 11 01:26 AM
  • RosaParks 0.1
    August 8 06:28 PM
  • Green Baron i propose a new moaropeth post
    August 5 01:24 PM
  • fromtheinside jacob royal ocean
    August 1 06:14 AM
  • klap thanks dude! one day down. coming at me w these remedies question gtfo here calbar
    July 29 11:40 PM
    July 29 03:40 AM
  • fromtheinside mine is 2048 what's yours!?
    July 28 10:41 AM
  • FourthDyke do you dig any bands pre deftones?
    July 24 03:43 PM
  • BigPleb i love you
    July 24 09:47 AM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy dude jam napalm dream and 5 er you will
    July 24 08:57 AM
  • BMDrummer But seriously, how does your massive list of 5s get past the mods?
    July 21 11:11 PM
  • Feather I was going to ask you how you get away with 5'ing everything but I see BMDrummer has already handled that question haha.
    July 21 04:49 PM
  • aok smae
    July 21 02:48 PM
  • aok ohyea holly lol. they been crackin down over ther. u kno how drsmith nd wabbit nd seaeric nd iaresavage get. plus dunno if u heard but mezz admins have the klap also now smh smgdh
    July 21 12:52 PM
  • BMDrummer makes sense
    July 20 12:21 PM
  • BMDrummer always wondered, how do you get away with discog 5s?
    July 20 10:31 AM
  • porch yea those investigative journalism pieces are good additions to your portfolio
    July 20 06:36 AM
  • porch i dont get how you still aren't staff when they're doing joke promotions like schroer now
    July 19 09:12 PM
  • Kris. was gonna post something and looked to see if there was already a news article made or waiting to be approved and there it was
    July 15 08:19 PM
  • Feather How the hell do you get away with having so many 5's haha. Never realized how hard you troll.
    July 15 04:55 PM
  • Kris. 5/5 news article
    July 14 10:54 PM
  • tempest-- new!!!!
    July 8 04:23 AM
  • BMDrummer Please review more
    June 22 10:52 PM
  • fish. after the usa just about beat ghana in a game where grown men kick balls at other grown men
    June 16 11:25 PM
  • fish.
    June 16 10:28 PM
  • TheSpirit
    June 11 02:36 PM
  • deathschool Rye bread ****ing rules.
    June 6 11:49 PM
  • Hep Kat rye bread is deff worst braed mane
    June 6 07:22 PM
  • DavidDocker125 Your reviews are the most pathetic thing I have ever layer my eyes on.
    June 6 01:06 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy i had the same reaction
    June 5 08:57 AM
  • aok nm chilln. in bklyn much these days?
    May 29 09:51 AM
  • GmemberKills lets jam out to B*Witched
    May 7 08:11 PM
  • Satellite For Christ's sake! Men don't love women (cuts to Obi-Wan), Mace is unmarried, Palpatine don't got a wife; in fact the only person who's married is Jimmy Smitts!
    April 27 05:33 PM
  • Jom For moaropeth consideration:
    April 21 09:32 AM
  • aok
    April 19 11:42 PM
  • Satellite yeah watkins/tron/tate would be sick. that's what i'm hoping for. i've been good man. broke up w/ my gf and drove back to michigan for a vacation of sorts. how bout you?
    April 19 12:22 PM
  • Satellite who do you want the lions to draft?
    April 19 11:57 AM
  • fromtheinside hi.
    April 13 10:37 PM
  • aok and in the end. the love you take is equal to the love you make. still
    April 12 08:08 PM
  • Kris. i like to think its actually receive bacon
    April 7 12:51 PM
  • Pheromone you rock at rocking rock
    April 5 10:47 AM
  • ferociouslettuce im like 'na, gon sleep' = story of my life. s*** weather really needs to end asap. homie who's connected with awesome underground shows is comin back in a month so i can be like yo acad hollywood undead is playing at a hidden warehouse near your house and it will be glorious
    March 31 11:48 AM
  • steveaoki id ur number also (crying)
    March 28 04:32 PM
  • ferociouslettuce yoyoyo leschillsooon
    March 28 04:30 PM
  • Brostep pretty sure skrillex did something just google something like "frozen skrillex's rule 34 anna-elsa wincest remix"
    March 24 08:20 PM
  • klap **** you. hope they add a LA show
    March 24 02:18 AM
  • klap saw the sounds last night, maja's still got it
    March 23 07:34 PM
  • JWT155 Tigers winning it all this year?
    March 11 12:47 PM
  • JWT155 Good to see you still here bud
    March 11 02:27 AM
  • Brostep my soundoff pretty much sums up my thoughtsalso sorry for the lack of space between the link and the "legit" formatting s***
    March 7 04:41 PM
  • Brostep obsessed with this song, it's so good
    March 7 07:46 AM
  • Brostep sweet, i'll try to find a link or something
    March 5 09:56 PM
  • Brostep is the tove lo thing good? tempted to check it because strangers jams for days
    March 5 09:28 PM
  • ferociouslettuce adam says absolutely not cause i told him mx is god but he doesn't believe me. does he even sputnikmusic?
    February 28 10:37 PM
  • Curse. Money well spent
    February 28 06:05 PM
  • Curse. haha as you know it used to be curseworship, which is actually a Himsa song. I'm super cool like that. I jammed the **** outta The Curse back in the day though
    February 28 01:34 PM
  • Trebor. Snide is back and Insurrection is a contributor. RIP the site
    February 26 05:28 PM
  • Feather My avatar just didn't work out how I planned :-(
    February 26 03:38 PM
  • Brostep haha true that
    February 16 09:50 PM
  • Brostep actually
    February 16 09:32 PM
  • Brostep ooh, will consider it. I think Tri-State is pretty good if not overly review-worthy, but I'll dl some Oceanlab since it seems pree cool
    February 16 09:31 PM
  • Brostep apologies, didn't quite catch that
    February 16 09:20 PM
  • fromtheinside DID U SEE tho
    February 13 12:38 AM
  • tempest--
    February 12 08:38 PM
  • Curse. Halfway there, I have faith in you
    February 11 01:30 PM
  • Curse. Haha thanks man, when are they going to finally make you mod?
    February 11 11:54 AM
  • Brostep disappointed you didn't get promoted with that stellar application tbh
    February 11 11:05 AM
  • aok yo mayng way to lame out on booshwick 2nite psh. catch up soon dho
    February 6 06:26 PM
  • klap not going, but if i win any money in the next two weeks i may change my mind. have a place to stay and my friend has 4 tix
    February 6 12:21 AM
  • klap round trip ticket was $318 : ( let's go west coasssttt
    February 5 08:34 PM
  • klap assuming you saw this already
    February 5 07:58 PM
  • fromtheinside
    January 31 02:21 AM
  • Brostep I don't really want to pull a Balls and given your excellent news articles you could probably write it better
    January 29 04:45 PM
  • Brostep yo I've got a great idea - if Tool doesn't release an album this year and no one posts a news article with a Tool announcement about "no new album" you should post an article in December titled "No New Tool Album in 2014"
    January 29 01:53 PM
  • aok "as much as you love to control your environment. the reality is - everything changes." you applying for contrib this year?
    January 27 04:39 PM
  • fromtheinside so plug
    January 21 10:30 PM
  • Kris. lol ya. that is image of pure defeat. kill wins. TKO.
    January 13 04:42 PM

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