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Reviews 9
Soundoffs 212
News Articles 120
Band Edits + Tags 54
Album Edits 131

Album Ratings 1222
Objectivity 38%

Last Active 07-24-16 3:49 pm
Joined 02-11-09

Forum Posts 712
Review Comments 29,553

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  • LizHanson Good morning! My name is Liz. I like your rates.
    June 6 02:20 AM
  • Atari Not sure I'll have time to write a review for that hotelier after all if u still want it go for it
    May 30 10:01 PM
  • parksungjoon Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
    May 28 11:31 AM
  • parksungjoon i like just about everything that isn't sappy, crappy, and acoustic
    May 28 10:55 AM
  • Atari i guess I might review it if you still don't mind
    May 26 04:46 PM
  • Atari the world needs your hotelier staff review!
    May 26 01:28 PM
  • Spec cool i'll be busy arguing about architects for a while anyways
    May 24 12:05 AM
  • Spec review dat hotelier album pls
    May 23 11:52 PM
  • Atari I might, but not sure if I'd do it justice or not to be honest, still digesting the album. it's definitely still yours if u want it but if u don't get around to it I might give it a go. It's probably gonna get a TON of reviews anyways haha
    May 21 04:05 PM
  • Atari **** man, this new hotelier is insanely good. I prolly wouldn't mind reviewing it as well, but if I do you can still have the feature and flag
    May 20 04:13 PM
  • Atari ah, just curious. I haven't heard against the current, but if they sound like tonight alive consider me interested
    May 20 12:59 PM
  • Atari u still reviewing the new hotelier? it's streaming now!
    May 19 07:32 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot i'm a secret admirer
    May 12 11:45 PM
  • Jacquibim Oh I'ma take your word for it don't worry
    April 25 10:36 PM
  • Jacquibim 0.5 for Lemonade dang son
    April 25 08:57 PM
  • torts also shouts out that anco .5, really wish i could do the same
    March 19 08:38 PM
  • torts reporting you for rating albums before release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
    March 19 08:38 PM
  • Spec http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=640730 omfg moaropeth revival pls
    March 18 09:52 PM
  • FourthDyke thanks for everything brother take it easy
    March 15 01:04 AM
  • torts oh based acad, I come to you with my open peasant hands, begging and pleading for some banger album recommendations from my favorite staff member on http://www.sputnikmusic.com, could you spare a few good sir!?!?!
    March 5 07:38 AM
  • Ire ;)
    February 23 05:34 PM
  • Ire Go and neg Hawks latest review for old times sake
    February 23 12:27 PM
  • Atari by the way, I'm curious to hear what you think about the new say anything if you listen to it. a lot of people couldn't seem to look past the production, but it might be my favorite SA in years
    February 19 11:56 AM
  • Atari cheers for the warm welcome man, stoked to be joining the team
    February 19 11:50 AM
  • Spec Hahaha. I miss attitude era sputnik.
    February 17 02:00 AM
  • Spec Lakes. That was it.
    February 17 01:53 AM
  • Spec Dude I don't have any alts left, the above the graves guy (forget his name) got my favourite one permabanned
    February 17 01:46 AM
  • klap DUNK CONTEST IS LIT GORDON WAS ROBBED
    February 14 12:09 AM
  • SowingSeason Sure, the reason I asked is because I'd have to wait and see too. Either way is fine, I'll check in later.
    January 18 03:44 PM
  • SowingSeason I'm pumped too dude. U want the dibs? They're changing a lot of things at my work and I don't know if I'll have time or not. Will probably take more of a wait and see approach with reviewing this year. You know, just review when the inspiration strikes rather than dib ahead of time.
    January 3 08:32 PM
  • Jade have we ever actually talked before or just interacted via comments threads
    December 23 12:33 PM
  • Hep Kat i love u
    December 20 09:15 PM
  • LordePots friggin pounced on that eh
    December 16 10:42 PM
  • Hep Kat post more
    December 13 11:27 PM
  • JWT155 Hey man, I've always admired your reviews and opinions, I've been here for 6 years and finally found the courage to post my first review in a long time, I'd appreciate it if you took a quick glance and any thoughts or advice you would have on it. Cheers.
    December 3 01:48 AM
  • DaveyBoy No probs. Thought you might like her
    November 3 01:35 AM
  • Aids That melody that starts like two minutes into the last song and just grows and grows, "can you make do?"...Laura what are you doing to us.
    November 2 03:10 AM
  • Aids that new Laura Stevenson amiright? talk to me like it's 2011 baby. miss uuu.
    October 21 01:28 AM
  • PurpleBottle bahaha "the academy" STAFF
    October 11 04:53 AM
  • ftinside i'm piercing your veil bb
    October 11 03:23 AM
  • DaveyBoy Hey Acad, you come across Melanie Martinez as yet? I'd reco her for you in a Marina kinda way. She will even provide the creepy stalker lyrics for you!
    October 4 09:12 AM
  • Sevengill Hey Acad. You still interested in doing some vox?
    September 27 11:06 PM
  • RosaParks u liking the new atreyu songs?
    August 18 12:42 AM
  • collynas441 Hello. Sorry for the question, but will you review latest Best Coast record?
    August 12 03:58 PM
  • AmericanFlagAsh Thanks, the Anya one?
    August 10 08:26 AM
  • LOTRO homolord
    August 8 08:17 PM
  • Brostep It's a good one innit
    August 8 01:12 PM
  • Brostep you've probably heard it by now but if not the new demi lovato song (cool for the summer) is a certifiable banger and would almost certainly be right up your alley. sexiest guitar in a pop song since Spaceship Coupe by JT
    August 4 09:41 AM
  • tempest-- this has got to go on moar opeth http://i.imgur.com/oTJjaT2.jpg
    July 26 04:59 AM
  • BigHans Lmao, seriously how did that happen
    July 22 08:16 PM
  • BigHans Wait a second. Youre staff????????
    July 22 03:03 PM
  • Slipfallandsue This staff be trolling with all 5's xd
    July 9 10:01 PM
  • SmileNerd How the hell are you a staff member? Nearly everything you rate you give either a 5 or a 1!
    June 19 05:56 PM
  • Relinquished she's doin great dude, new album this year, and from what I heard it's gonna top lots of lists
    April 12 10:18 AM
  • klap exactly
    April 7 05:38 PM
  • klap The NY c f application is such overkill
    April 7 12:42 PM
  • Spec that new radke album tho i felt some diylf
    March 10 07:18 AM
  • Frippertronics dude same
    February 22 01:25 AM
  • klap yeah i've pretty much just been focusing on essays and doing 50-100 MBEs a day. MBE is pretty much like riding a bicycle at this point, but the NY essays are much more state-specific than CA ever was
    February 16 10:08 PM
  • klap any advice on the NY multiple choice? legit done nothing for that
    February 16 07:09 PM
  • cryptside Yes! Agree completely on that, acad. I think people just assume that all of them suck after the first two, but I really like 4.
    February 1 02:10 PM
  • Titan i actually go to a lot of Met games....free tickets usually :D
    February 1 01:14 PM
  • ADanceReturns Snake will do it
    January 18 11:28 PM
  • Parallels oh my god hes staff when did this happen
    January 16 08:42 PM
  • HalfManHalfAmazing really man Ronnie Radke a 5
    January 13 04:46 AM
  • Xenophanes It's okay, sweet pea.
    December 29 11:04 PM
  • SeaAnemone I
    December 29 10:31 PM
  • klap rudyklapper@gmail.com
    December 23 09:02 PM
  • klap my sister's, 97th and central park west
    December 23 09:47 AM
  • klap in NYC until the 30th lmk
    December 22 11:35 PM
  • Rowan5215 (y)
    December 16 11:00 PM
  • klap ok it's really good
    December 16 02:15 AM
  • DaveyBoy If your artist x blurb remains as is, thanks for sneaking me into the year end list by hook or by crook.
    December 14 08:01 PM
  • aok divide by zero is infinity. better than 0. the south gon hold it down
    December 4 01:37 AM
  • aok where's that tswift .5 review? i hear joni mitchell blocked a biopic in which she's being portrayed by swift.
    November 26 03:56 AM
  • aok #bhw
    November 26 03:54 AM
  • EcoChocolatacchi Out of all bands on that 1989 review and you shoutout PtHily.
    November 24 10:41 PM
  • klap finally getting around to that jessie ware and daddy LIKES
    November 12 11:14 PM
  • klap together we will be more powerful than ever before
    November 11 12:42 AM
  • wabbit http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=64977
    November 9 02:29 AM
  • klap need charli to leak already give her a call
    November 7 04:11 PM
  • aok yerr - 31078007903474088953 cells
    November 4 10:29 PM
  • aok 3473652672 home phone number. friends around
    November 4 07:14 PM
  • fromtheinside when i stop listening to the song of the year, (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9z4DWB7Iy8#t=120) i will definitely look for your slipknot shirt!
    November 4 06:17 PM
  • BilboTeaBaggins It came out a while ago i think(mixtape). I saw you 5'd it. I listened to 'Asshole'. Chorus was pretty catchy and he's not a bad rapper, I think I'd give it a 3 based off that track
    November 1 06:32 PM
  • BallsToTheWall Broods remixed Break The Rules. Humina humina.
    October 29 01:42 PM
  • BilboTeaBaggins Did you actually listen to Ronnie's mixtape?
    October 26 11:33 AM
  • wabbit I still miss bungy
    October 24 01:28 AM
  • aok yea im still @ 3474088953
    October 22 03:00 PM
  • aok hmu bby (# in fb profile). i lost ur number
    October 16 12:43 AM
  • Tyrael ^^
    October 14 07:26 PM
  • EnyaFangirl i cant help that i need it all :)
    October 13 02:26 PM
  • aok lets see it - http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/muppets_most_wanted/
    October 12 01:12 AM
  • someguest Man, if I had the list of all the things I've been labeled as on here over the years. There's really only one: instigator.
    October 8 11:30 PM
  • someguest :')
    October 8 11:18 PM
  • someguest "you were baiting sweet, innocent someguest"
    October 8 11:17 PM
  • KenboSlice I figured it'd be clear to most people that I was. Considering it was on the thread about the song
    October 7 05:48 PM
  • Green Baron so how's that tove lo album huh
    October 3 10:09 PM
  • Satellite STAFF?
    September 18 10:57 PM
  • Ire this prob happened like a million years ago but damn STAFFF
    September 18 01:02 PM
  • BallsToTheWall Wait, you're a Lions fan? How did I forget this?
    September 16 10:39 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot so how was riot fest? I'm bummed I didn't go so I'm gonna enjoy it vicariously through you
    September 16 05:29 PM
  • BallsToTheWall Suh's a little bitch who got kept in line.
    September 15 11:44 PM
  • ShadowRemains http://i.imgur.com/smAFbnX.png
    September 15 08:21 PM
  • BallsToTheWall PANTHER PRIDE YA'LLL
    September 14 04:33 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges RIP Taylor Swift Review
    September 12 11:18 PM
  • Inveigh haha nice. what neighborhood did you end up in?
    September 11 07:33 PM
  • klap thanks bb. hope you're staff forever
    September 11 12:58 PM
  • aok http://imgur.com/biiI9Ct cuslike ppl still submit moaropeth stuff right. this islike the most sputnik mezz thred ever nd mayb i'm hi
    September 9 12:38 AM
  • Green Baron wait what that was your team LOL i thought it was someone else reina
    September 8 07:00 PM
  • BMDrummer http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rigiy4O41qd37u4o1_1280.png
    September 7 12:30 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot Yo how's the festival so far?
    September 6 08:43 AM
  • Inveigh Tbh dude you don't really want to stay directly near the festival (not a great area). I've had good experiences at the Days Inn in Lincoln Park. That's a $10ish cab ride away
    September 4 08:31 PM
  • Insurrection i know you hate the word RELEVANT but you cant deny in flames arent nearly as RELEVANT now as they used to be
    September 3 06:23 PM
  • SgtPepper http://imgur.com/68vUcwO thought i'd bring this to your attention. Balls to The Wall - Always righteous, always sexy.
    August 31 11:18 AM
  • SowingSeason Haha damn. Maybe he'll have a good year.
    August 29 01:37 PM
  • SowingSeason Nooooo well show up when you can, even if it's partially over!
    August 28 06:13 PM
  • SowingSeason Just a reminder the draft is tonight at 5:30 PDT / 8:30 EST
    August 28 01:53 PM
  • SgtPepper Haha, loved that. god that movie is so quotable.
    August 26 07:48 PM
  • YakNips is this good enough for moar opeth? http://i.imgur.com/i0106YP.jpg
    August 26 07:09 PM
  • SowingSeason Just sent an invite to you and about 5 others so if you join don't be surprised if the league is small and nothing is really set up yet
    August 25 03:51 PM
  • SowingSeason Yo I'm doing a staff/contrib only fantasy football league send me your email if you want in. I hope to do the draft in the next few days.
    August 25 02:20 PM
  • Jom Rick Astley has a huge collection of Disney movies that he's willing to loan you if you just ask, save for one: he's never gonna give you 'Up'.
    August 25 12:01 AM
  • Jom reddit.com/r/dadjokes Sputnikmusic news titles = aneurysm
    August 24 11:59 PM
  • fromtheinside stay staff forever this time baby
    August 24 11:41 PM
  • Green Baron alright the link for the moaropeth is not working, so lemme just tell you what i'd love to have archived - comments 2 to 5 on page 695 of the TDAG thread.
    August 22 07:40 PM
  • aok grats on staff lolol . also what darth said ofc
    August 22 02:20 PM
  • DarthMann update moar opeth moar
    August 22 02:07 PM
  • Deviant. Go for it man. jason-1769@live.com
    August 22 03:24 AM
  • Deviant. How?? I knew there was a reason why we staffed you
    August 21 02:45 AM
  • Deviant. We used to be able to, but after one of MX's recent tinkerings we lost the ability. It's a bit of a pain in the ass, but if the news article is as threadbare as that one is, I usually just de1ete the article and re-write it myself
    August 19 03:40 AM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy best staff
    August 18 11:15 AM
  • Green Baron http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=45344
    August 17 07:21 PM
  • greg84 Awesome! I've seen the same thing on facebook.
    August 17 09:53 AM
  • TalonsOfFire You're staff?? lol
    August 16 07:13 PM
  • toxin. is it april fools again
    August 16 04:09 AM
  • Jacquibim staffer 4 the people
    August 15 12:06 PM
  • OvDeath The news article actually got posted? Damn it, I was at work. Did they take it down because it was lots of s*** talking? How many users posted the comment "swallowing dicks"?
    August 15 10:29 AM
  • Crysis Welcome to the staff world brother
    August 14 06:19 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Just out of curiosity, what do you plan to do with your new staffing privileges?
    August 14 05:47 PM
  • YakNips pls stay staff forever
    August 14 05:17 PM
  • TheSpirit I legit got so happy when I saw the staff tag under your name
    August 14 03:12 PM
  • SeedsofNone congrats on that nice ass staff promotion
    August 14 03:11 PM
  • Jade time for you to hit up Olympus dawg!
    August 14 12:30 PM
  • Jade CONGRATS MAN nice to see u on board
    August 14 11:01 AM
  • Gyromania congrats brah. hopefully you get to keep it this time ;D
    August 14 10:44 AM
  • SowingSeason haha well that's cool too.
    August 14 09:47 AM
  • SowingSeason congratulations on the staff tag! with all due respect, did I miss something? like, did you write a ton of amazing reviews under another account for years or something?
    August 14 09:39 AM
  • Brostep http://m.pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/19635-kimbra-the-golden-echo/
    August 14 08:38 AM
  • Futures ASnideReturns Academy is staff now, I'm going to make my exit from Sputnik.Please ban my account and don't unban me even if I ask to be unbanned.
    August 14 02:49 AM
  • BMDrummer saw your forum posts, that's awesome
    August 13 11:34 PM
  • BMDrummer you're staff again?
    August 13 11:31 PM
  • emester congrats on staff acad!
    August 13 11:01 PM
  • Jom Should have seen that one from a mile away, now that I look at the username a bit more closely (but, to be fair, it was a normal-looking article with a normal source at the time).
    August 13 09:49 PM
  • Kris. TEHE
    August 13 07:28 PM
  • SeedsofNone amazing
    August 13 07:19 PM
  • Kris. grats on staff i always knew you'd make it to the big leagues but please dont **** it up like that schroeder kid did
    August 13 07:05 PM
  • tempest-- ok it's streaming on iTunes Radio (wtf) listening now ahhhhh
    August 11 03:03 AM
  • tempest-- I downloaded the leak but idk I'll just wait for the CD I guess only 4 days!!!
    August 11 01:26 AM
  • RosaParks 0.1
    August 8 06:28 PM
  • Green Baron i propose a new moaropeth post
    August 5 01:24 PM
  • fromtheinside jacob royal ocean
    August 1 06:14 AM
  • klap thanks dude! one day down. coming at me w these remedies question gtfo here calbar
    July 29 11:40 PM
  • Frippertronics YES A MASTODON GUITAR SOLO
    July 29 03:40 AM
  • fromtheinside mine is 2048 what's yours!?
    July 28 10:41 AM
  • FourthDyke do you dig any bands pre deftones? http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=62440
    July 24 03:43 PM
  • BigPleb i love you
    July 24 09:47 AM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy dude jam napalm dream and 5 er you will
    July 24 08:57 AM
  • BMDrummer But seriously, how does your massive list of 5s get past the mods?
    July 21 11:11 PM
  • Feather I was going to ask you how you get away with 5'ing everything but I see BMDrummer has already handled that question haha.
    July 21 04:49 PM
  • aok smae
    July 21 02:48 PM
  • aok ohyea holly lol. they been crackin down over ther. u kno how drsmith nd wabbit nd seaeric nd iaresavage get. plus dunno if u heard but mezz admins have the klap also now smh smgdh
    July 21 12:52 PM
  • BMDrummer makes sense
    July 20 12:21 PM
  • BMDrummer always wondered, how do you get away with discog 5s?
    July 20 10:31 AM
  • porch yea those investigative journalism pieces are good additions to your portfolio
    July 20 06:36 AM
  • porch i dont get how you still aren't staff when they're doing joke promotions like schroer now
    July 19 09:12 PM
  • Kris. was gonna post something and looked to see if there was already a news article made or waiting to be approved and there it was
    July 15 08:19 PM
  • Feather How the hell do you get away with having so many 5's haha. Never realized how hard you troll.
    July 15 04:55 PM
  • Kris. 5/5 news article
    July 14 10:54 PM
  • tempest-- new!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtvROz9cv4c
    July 8 04:23 AM
  • BMDrummer Please review more
    June 22 10:52 PM
  • anarchistfish after the usa just about beat ghana in a game where grown men kick balls at other grown men
    June 16 11:25 PM
  • anarchistfish http://i.imgur.com/RoVdFhU.png
    June 16 10:28 PM
  • TheSpirit http://www.altpress.com/news/entry/atreyu_are_up_to_something_watch_a_teaser
    June 11 02:36 PM
  • deathschool Rye bread ****ing rules.
    June 6 11:49 PM
  • Hep Kat rye bread is deff worst braed mane
    June 6 07:22 PM
  • DavidDocker125 Your reviews are the most pathetic thing I have ever layer my eyes on.
    June 6 01:06 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy i had the same reaction
    June 5 08:57 AM
  • aok nm chilln. in bklyn much these days?
    May 29 09:51 AM
  • GmemberKills lets jam out to B*Witched
    May 7 08:11 PM
  • Satellite For Christ's sake! Men don't love women (cuts to Obi-Wan), Mace is unmarried, Palpatine don't got a wife; in fact the only person who's married is Jimmy Smitts!
    April 27 05:33 PM
  • Jom For moaropeth consideration: http://imgur.com/mIsglJ5
    April 21 09:32 AM
  • aok http://imgur.com/MdawidQ
    April 19 11:42 PM
  • Satellite yeah watkins/tron/tate would be sick. that's what i'm hoping for. i've been good man. broke up w/ my gf and drove back to michigan for a vacation of sorts. how bout you?
    April 19 12:22 PM
  • Satellite who do you want the lions to draft?
    April 19 11:57 AM
  • fromtheinside hi.
    April 13 10:37 PM
  • aok and in the end. the love you take is equal to the love you make. still
    April 12 08:08 PM
  • Kris. i like to think its actually receive bacon
    April 7 12:51 PM
  • Pheromone you rock at rocking rock
    April 5 10:47 AM
  • ferociouslettuce im like 'na, gon sleep' = story of my life. s*** weather really needs to end asap. homie who's connected with awesome underground shows is comin back in a month so i can be like yo acad hollywood undead is playing at a hidden warehouse near your house and it will be glorious
    March 31 11:48 AM

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