The Sludge Master apparently

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Album Edits 259

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Last Active 04-09-14 8:23 am
Joined 10-19-08

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  • Jacquibim rip hard yeah, I know he briefly came back but I guess he didn't like what he saw.
    April 17 02:20 PM
  • Jacquibim Haha, don't worry I'm cool. I sort of expected the odd person to bring him up, but I just used the pics because they're so ****in cool.
    April 17 02:16 PM
  • Jacquibim You're the third person to bring up dryden to me, does he have a copyright on Scary Stories illustrations or something?
    April 17 02:10 PM
  • LordPots hohohohohoho. you need to make a sludge band called archbishop wolfe
    April 13 08:30 PM
  • LordPots lol brutha wolfe-kun i like that. makes me feel like its an old school samurai movie night, gonna blaze my hangover away and watch some shogun assassin or some other fusion bulls*** sup
    April 13 06:32 PM
  • aok u line purty boy strut from flylo's "until the quiet comes"
    April 13 06:18 PM
  • aok is it cause i look at your butt too much?
    April 13 02:20 PM
  • aok hahaha i said prey ur a ****
    April 12 08:07 PM
  • aok i prey for u everyday bby
    April 12 12:21 PM
  • Hyperion1001 lol yeah i still gotta give it a spin i was going through monolakes discog last night
    April 11 12:22 PM
  • MO ohhhh shiii it all makes sense
    April 11 08:50 AM
  • MO you've spawned some amazing trolls to bask in the glory of the wolfe name
    April 11 08:07 AM
  • wolfeisgay damn maybe i am part british then i forgot about that darn
    April 9 10:26 PM
  • wolfeisgay m8 means gay sex in canada those fuuckin homo cuunt hating fagggots can have it i dont give a fuuck am i right im glad youre not british wow youre way too cool
    April 9 10:00 PM
  • wolfeisgay no it isnt you retard england was here before austria but not before canada but we didnt start it because we are retarded fagits
    April 9 09:55 PM
  • wolfeisgay how are ya m8 wow im so british haha wow thats crazy ha m8 cause they say that lots haha
    April 9 09:47 PM
  • wolfeisgay yes hello
    April 9 09:32 PM
  • wolfeisgay i disagree with that
    April 9 08:59 PM
  • wolfeisgay ur gay ha
    April 9 08:56 PM
  • wacknizzle Yeah sounds pretty much the same as their old singer as far as I can tell, not bad at all
    April 8 08:35 PM
  • fromtheinside let me know if u dig this --
    April 8 02:08 PM
  • Kman418 hey bud
    April 6 12:02 AM
  • LordPots really need to dig up my old blood mountain review
    April 5 05:34 PM
  • Sniff U gonna go beyond the redshifting?
    April 3 01:29 PM
  • wacknizzle Don't worry, I'm giving it another chance. I liked Summit alot
    April 2 06:00 PM
  • Ire wolfe is gay
    April 2 03:32 PM
  • Hyperion1001 :O
    April 1 08:42 PM
  • Hyperion1001 ok my lips are sealed
    April 1 08:38 PM
  • Hyperion1001 lol hes just jealous cause were best buddies
    April 1 08:26 PM
  • wolfeisgay yes please get him to stop this madness
    April 1 07:59 PM
  • wolfeisgay i would never try and hurt one of my best friends like that i am glad you understand he said if this gets banned i have to make wolfeisultragay after life is hard
    April 1 07:56 PM
  • wolfeisgay hyper made me do it he said hey make that account or else ill shoot and i wasnt sure which shoot he meant so i said damn ok
    April 1 07:53 PM
  • wolfeisgay i am doing just terrific thank you for asking
    April 1 07:50 PM
  • wolfeisgay hello how are you
    April 1 07:49 PM
  • CrimsonLies In that case I recommend Disbelief for DM. I haven't listened to all their albums but they riff hard. Check out Worst Enemy
    March 27 10:13 PM
  • Hyperion1001 hahaha i was considering making a new cause mine has such a dumb name but i have to many track plays and so many friends on there its like pretty pointless. plus i only use it for cataloging plays anyways its not like i ever actually network on it
    March 26 11:11 PM
  • Hyperion1001 i still sincerely dont understand why people got so up in arms over that, it was like i directly insulted everything they hold dear about music. and it was even worse because thats still legitimately how i feel about most music, and i dont feel like its that stupid, even though it certainly isnt the norm.
    March 26 11:02 PM
  • CrimsonLies Hey man you should probably already know most, if not all of these bands but here are a few suggestions for Doom Vol 1: Samothrace, Rapture, Dolorian, Ea, Worship, Dawnbringer and Esoteric
    March 26 09:31 PM
  • mindleviticus holee ****
    March 26 02:35 PM
  • Iluvatar idk when ive been conssdependin about staff??!!
    March 25 07:04 PM
  • Iluvatar Haha you're trying so hard I like it nice hustle rip buffalo bills owner
    March 25 05:03 PM
  • Iluvatar What wasted years I wasnt around for half of em smh schooled
    March 25 04:56 PM
  • Iluvatar Oh wait that was like last week sry my bad my memory isn't as good as I thought
    March 25 04:29 PM
  • Iluvatar I remember when u wuz a scrub don't u go poppin off
    March 25 04:28 PM
  • Hyperion1001 ehh im not really too bothered by it, hes just trying to get me to react to prove a point i guess. its just kind of annoying when you cant even share a legit opinion without some sort of bulls*** social prerogative making it impossible for you to defend your stance.
    March 25 03:39 PM
  • Hyperion1001 haha hes been like that since i got staff, which is weird cause we literally never interacted with each other beforehand. you should have seen the olympus thread when i first got promoted, it was kind of sad really. i just try to ignore it really cause i seriously dont know what his deal is.
    March 25 03:36 PM
  • Wizard Hahahaha "quality control" on Sputnik! I would leave you and very few people in charge of that!
    March 24 07:19 AM
  • RoyalImperialGuard Started using it the other day after eealzing I can't progress past 161 naturally.
    March 23 08:49 PM
  • Wizard Just wanted to say too how much I love your sludge list. New Coffinworm kills unborn babies!
    March 23 08:47 PM
  • Wizard 'The Invisible Mountain' is still one of my all time favourite albums.
    March 23 08:40 PM
  • Wizard New Horseback is awesome too. They've really dropped the pysch-metal a lot on this album but it still rules.
    March 23 08:34 PM
  • RoyalImperialGuard You ever heard this mass gainer called RUSSIAN BEAR?
    March 23 08:24 PM
  • Wizard Gog- Ironworks - Ironworks(2).rarMy new favourite album!
    March 23 07:34 PM
  • Wizard You should order that magazine right off their website!
    March 23 08:39 AM
  • Wizard Broadrick is shopping the album around, it's done! Read it in Decibel. And are you being sarcastic about Lil Wayne? Did he donate a bunch of relief money or is he just another ass talking celebrity?
    March 22 04:01 PM
  • Wizard I would live in Sweden over Canada any day! Their winters are walks in the park compared to the -20 C (-4 F) days on end and the dump after dump after massive dump of snow. As for his lyrics, I couldn't imaging living in the s*** hole capital city of Louisiana. They're STILL recovering from Katrina!
    March 22 11:28 AM
  • Wizard And I was listening to the lyrics last night on "Feral Faun" and he really speaks from a real standpoint in his life and the environment he's been raised in. That song was what made me come back and really explore this album. I've had it for a few weeks and it just wasn't clicking. New Twilight is another album I totally missed the train with as well. You would love it, huge Godflesh presence!
    March 22 11:14 AM
  • Wizard Ya I apologize, I've been in a weird mood with music lately. It's like I went through a rough patch (going to blame ****ing winter for it) where I didn't give a rats ass about anything in metal, just kind of all mashed together in my head and it wasn't processing as something awesome like it should.
    March 22 11:10 AM
  • Wizard It's starting to click and I'm regretting my rating hahaha
    March 22 08:24 AM
  • Hyperion1001!SlwzECAT!mzObe7gZkcKvxbzTotlEaXFZlPmdw16GYFhzYLjnrCk
    March 21 11:58 PM
  • Hyperion1001 lol i laugh so hard every time
    March 21 11:08 PM
  • Hyperion1001 ok ill give you what i have it might be a couple separate downloads tho.
    March 21 10:55 PM
  • Hyperion1001 ive been obsessively downloading autechres live sets and my god its like theres a parallel dimension of autechre to explore, ill up all the ones i have if u want, theyre all 100% new material and its ****ing insane.
    March 21 10:51 PM
  • RiffOClock yeah thanks for that hessian rec, expecting at least something decent seeing as it came from you. probably should check out that of malice demo as well, absolutely adore jhazmyne's lullaby. that record really grew on me over the past few weeks
    March 21 05:19 PM
  • Wizard The album boils down to about 6 riffs that are stretched over an hour. I love slow music but not slow music that doesn't feel inspired. The ideas they present are unfinished. Remember the parts of Summit where the melodies were so ****ing fine tuned? Where the hell did that go on Heathen? Tbqh Summit is the only thing of theirs I find awesome.
    March 21 07:28 AM
  • Kman418 oh lol im dumb
    March 21 12:06 AM
  • Kman418 "pseudo macho boys" dude im like 8 what are you talking about
    March 21 12:02 AM
  • Hyperion1001 lol you made me laugh in the middle of class
    March 20 03:00 PM
  • MO yea it's definitely awesome, gonna take some time to really grow on me like the first album but I like what I've heard so far, hopefully I can bust out a ranking of it soon
    March 20 08:47 AM
  • Wizard Relisten to it. The album dragggggggggggsssssssss so hard.
    March 20 07:10 AM
  • Hyperion1001 yeah probably, everyone needs someone to call them out on their bulls***
    March 20 12:07 AM
  • Hyperion1001 i mean its good no doubt its just kind of bloated and aimless at points, which is basically what rdj is best at doing
    March 20 12:02 AM
  • Hyperion1001 druqks is easily his best thing other than SAW and analord, but its overlong really and could have been cut down by at least 40% and been a lot better. also ayyy lmao
    March 19 11:54 PM
  • Ire so pretty but also so :(
    March 19 02:54 AM
  • MisterTornado i see where your coming from but it can work both ways. when the mundane and everyday can be experienced as a singular and unique event thanks to listening to something like draft, it becomes really fascinating because not all music has the ability to do that, to transform the commonplace into something memorable
    March 18 10:09 PM
  • MisterTornado i was actually reading that last night, YOU SO STONED. love it tho. have some memories of listening to draft while being pissed and cleaning dishes. was very profound.
    March 18 09:56 PM
  • Ire swee
    March 18 06:09 PM
  • BigPleb Okies
    March 17 12:34 PM
  • Crysis whoa sweet
    March 16 11:29 PM
  • Crysis no one as of now
    March 16 11:28 PM
  • DominionMM1 yeah me too. i'm actually doing a review for it.
    March 16 01:40 AM
  • Insurrection i thought it had the same effect as times of grace and grace when played together though
    March 15 11:20 PM
  • Insurrection hey dude, probably asked you this like years ago but whatever do you by any chance have the through silver in blood/silver blood transmission mix or know how to find it? cant find the goddamn thing anywhere on the web
    March 15 11:07 PM
  • osmark86 great man! happy for you. gotta say I'm impressed, not much of a carpenter myself so I doubt I'll ever indulge in a project quite that large myself. well if you ever swing by Stockholm for a concert of something of the sorts, give me a shout. might attend the same one, you never know.
    March 15 12:12 PM
  • osmark86 yeah, I'll drop a shout. either way, how you liking it? I live in Stockholm myself.
    March 14 09:17 AM
  • osmark86 yo, gotta give you a heads up next time my band jams in Gävle man.
    March 14 03:54 AM
  • MusicTalent i was also on that episode of to catch a predator
    March 12 08:06 PM
  • MusicTalent id be too busy kicking your ass
    March 12 08:02 PM
  • MusicTalent meshuggah sucks
    March 12 08:00 PM
  • Hyperion1001 so glad i decided to like electronic music, i havent loved music this much in a very long time.
    March 10 06:59 PM
  • Hyperion1001 dude have you listened to black dog productions yet? its the best
    March 10 01:30 AM
  • Ire link me or tell me again 2moro gonna get wagged
    March 9 01:03 AM
  • Hyperion1001 cost II is like the best thing ever when that little voice sound effect thing that comes on on the off beats starts up oh man sonic bliss. listen to bytes blazed 3/4 heart will make you love living
    March 7 10:33 PM
  • JokineAugustus Haven't checked out any interviews. Was pretty excited to hear Feral Love in Game of Thrones season 4 trailer.
    March 5 10:47 PM
  • JokineAugustus Sweet! I'd tap the ass so as to not pregnate
    March 5 10:38 PM
  • JokineAugustus nice 5 on PIB btw. Heavy ass album lots of sex
    March 5 10:29 PM
  • JokineAugustus In polite terms, I deny your request to enter my bossom.
    March 5 10:22 PM
  • JokineAugustus anser me douche! Double Chocolate stout
    March 5 10:18 PM
  • Ire sweeet. had to cut the weed out temporarily cos looking for work and everyone drug tests here.
    February 26 10:21 AM
  • Ire booze priest booze weed priest booze weed weed
    February 26 04:23 AM
  • ethos lmao ghost boy pt 2
    February 21 10:54 PM
  • DominionMM1 will do. thanks man.
    February 18 10:47 PM
  • DominionMM1 hey man, got any instrumental post metal suggestions?
    February 18 10:37 PM
  • Hyperion1001 sweet it will be fun we talk all the time everyone cool is it
    February 18 02:40 PM
  • Hyperion1001 lol u should make a fake FB and be in out fb message group, its like mezz but cooler.
    February 18 02:36 PM
  • Hyperion1001 this really cool and i'm high
    February 18 02:07 PM
  • MO so good, he even nails the fred/jens face perfectly
    February 18 08:03 AM
  • MO pretty much. the drumming is dec but I don't like it. plus I had the cringe-worthy lyrics beside me as I was listening and basically laughed my ass off
    February 14 01:48 PM
  • MO I love how you barely rate anything, but made a point to stick it to that s.hitty deafgayven album m/
    February 14 01:26 PM
  • Hyperion1001 summit was honestly my favorite thing they did so im not surprised. gonna cop the leak asap.
    February 13 09:21 PM
  • Hyperion1001 o.O damn i forgot that was coming out. ive already dibbed like 4 things but if no one else calls it out im on it. zack or kyle might wanna grab it too.
    February 13 09:20 PM
  • Jacquibim I'm contractually obliged to writing 1 Laura review a cycle now but fear not the m/ will live on
    February 11 09:30 AM
  • Hyperion1001 luv you :3
    February 11 09:28 AM
  • Hyperion1001 thx bby maybe we can celebrate over dinner sometime
    February 11 09:20 AM
  • Hyperion1001 we can get data to DJ and only serve motor oil as drinks everyone will have a good time yeah
    February 11 08:43 AM
  • Hyperion1001 ur my best buddy lets hang out more
    February 10 11:41 PM
  • silentpotatorocks wolfeofawang
    February 10 09:39 PM
  • silentpotatorocks no its neurisis isgay
    February 10 09:37 PM
  • silentpotatorocks no you didnt i did it the password for your account is iamgay
    February 10 09:34 PM
  • silentpotatorocks i dont know your fagit arse d eleted it before i got to see wow rude im pissed now
    February 10 09:31 PM
  • silentpotatorocks wolfe
    February 10 09:29 PM
  • LordPots on it.
    February 10 07:40 PM
  • LordPots dude good ol' sativa sex i known dat feel. kinda miss it actually, i dont often smoke weed anymore and i haven't had a lady ive actually liked in a minute
    February 10 07:35 PM
  • LordPots LOL shoulda seen that one coming..
    February 10 07:32 PM
  • LordPots oh thats good, what is it then
    February 10 07:32 PM
  • LordPots did u snip your penis?
    February 10 07:30 PM
  • EyesWideShut ya interested broski
    February 10 01:32 PM
  • LordPots THIS GUY
    February 9 05:30 PM
  • LordPots i wouldnt know, i rarely eat junk food
    February 9 02:57 AM
  • LordPots thats ok all you need to be able to say is 'doritos'
    February 9 02:45 AM
  • LordPots dude 'time ' is the best one
    February 9 01:13 AM
  • silentpotatorocks ill super high you in the butt bud
    February 9 01:05 AM
  • LordPots dat ****ing whistle solo
    February 9 01:05 AM
  • LordPots best line ever I really friggin love me some kitty pryde. hey u shud probably listen to/watch this if u havent cuz its my favorite song
    February 9 01:04 AM
  • silentpotatorocks ill fuuckin white dragon yer butt
    February 9 12:58 AM
  • LordPots lol totally jacked on chai tho.... stayed inside all weekend getting over illness and working on solar mass stuff, hows the cloud?
    February 9 12:45 AM
  • LordPots dude brb so high....
    February 9 12:44 AM
  • silentpotatorocks i work at 8 oh man what have i done how do i get awake help
    February 8 03:35 AM
  • silentpotatorocks hello
    February 8 03:32 AM
  • LordPots I actually can't listen to gojira at all because i've noticed more and more that their primary audience is alternative female teenagers
    February 6 07:13 PM
  • LordPots yeah im cool wit the pleb but i will investigate said thred
    February 6 07:04 PM
  • LordPots good i'm sure he'll be thrilled to know im back. i know he used to love going through the thousands of my posts that got reported
    February 5 03:35 PM
  • LordPots gladly, is that ****er still a mod?
    February 5 03:22 PM
  • LordPots if they dont accept afrobeat and afrojazz im gonna hemmorhoid
    February 5 03:17 PM
  • LordPots still no world, gypsy swag, or cherry slices tho. seriously tho, world is less broad than some of the other tags and helps label s*** like fela kuti without having to make subtags like afrobeat much better than having to say "folk jazz fusion progressive funk" which means balls. I guess i already have something to bitch about so thats nice!
    February 5 03:12 PM
  • LordPots just like good ol' times. is it just me or do we get more slices to our pie (chart) now?
    February 5 03:03 PM
  • LordPots fret not, i'll make sure to unleash my inner volatile potato on the local retard/scumbags of sput still
    February 5 02:59 PM
  • LordPots music taste wise or being an asshole wise?
    February 5 02:04 PM
  • DominionMM1 I don't think they'll do anything here unless it's like mdf or something. we're not nearly as supportive of underground metal as Europe is.
    February 4 11:19 PM
  • DominionMM1 hopefully they come over here at some point
    February 4 11:10 PM
  • DominionMM1 yeah the net has certainly introduced me to bands that i never would've heard of otherwise. oh by the way I know amenra is playing that festival. have you seen them before?
    February 4 11:04 PM
  • DominionMM1 and yeah it sucks that i wasn't able to appreciate neurosis when they were (at least to me) at their creative peak. i mean if i could've gone home, jumped on my computer, clicked the mouse a couple times and jammed any given band i certainly would've been able to appreciate them a lot sooner. But that kind of technology just wasn't available back then.
    February 4 10:54 PM
  • DominionMM1 is that the one they're doing in Bristol?
    February 4 10:42 PM
  • DominionMM1 I did. i actually saw them around that time. sadly i didn't really "get it" at that point. i was too focused on finding someone to buy me beer.
    February 4 10:31 PM
  • eyehategod he is probably the best actor of all time behind the man on wall street and mickey the boxing man
    February 4 07:07 PM
  • eyehategod no im too mad at everything that is pain in this world we all live in misery oh fuuck walk hard is on hell yeah mother fuucker
    February 4 04:00 PM
  • eyehategod eyehateniggers wow how could i have been so blind before
    February 4 03:16 PM
  • eyehategod master fan
    February 3 11:09 PM
  • eyehategod tiger woods says otherwise
    February 3 11:02 PM
  • eyehategod im the boss here
    February 3 11:01 PM
  • eyehategod it is now
    February 3 10:58 PM
  • eyehategod poke my bum between the sheets
    February 3 10:56 PM
  • eyehategod wow no ill lend you my special edition
    February 3 10:54 PM
  • eyehategod walt kills jesse then walt dies 3 minutes after gr8 ending you should watch it
    February 3 10:51 PM
  • eyehategod jesse dies
    February 3 10:49 PM
  • eyehategod ya well soon yer gonna look like walter white when he dies with a gunshot in yer fuuckin stomach ya dink get ready guns a blazin ill be cravin and no not penis craving
    February 3 10:47 PM
  • eyehategod do i look like some computer geneious to you
    February 3 10:45 PM
  • eyehategod ican lick my own arse
    February 3 10:44 PM
  • eyehategod what the fuuck is a kosher dog ill fuuckin kosher your dog in the butt
    February 3 10:39 PM
  • eyehategod you fuuckin kike
    February 3 10:37 PM
  • eyehategod say fuuck off to wolfe
    February 3 10:34 PM
  • eyehategod do i look like i give a fuuck about cooking meth wow just because i smoke it doesnt mean i cook it
    February 3 10:28 PM
  • fromtheinside tell me how hard that new chevy goes. ****
    February 3 10:25 PM
  • eyehategod ww1 idiot wow they had a lot of bears to fight
    February 3 10:24 PM
  • eyehategod youre not a bear bears cant type i would know im a vet
    February 3 10:23 PM
  • eyehategod with what
    February 3 10:18 PM
  • eyehategod ur afraid of knives so yes you are
    February 3 10:17 PM
  • eyehategod dont worry friend its ok if youre scared everyone knows yer a pussyanyways but im here to help
    February 3 10:13 PM
  • eyehategod punch her
    February 3 10:10 PM
  • eyehategod im telling your wife then she will finally be mine
    February 3 10:07 PM
  • eyehategod im not a slut ill slut u tho
    February 3 10:04 PM
  • eyehategod wow it a book i would never
    February 3 09:59 PM
  • eyehategod wow it wasnt a guy it was a hot lady and we didnt bang because i was too into the bible
    February 3 09:56 PM
  • eyehategod i paid a prostitute to read it to me
    February 3 09:54 PM
  • eyehategod the bible is the only way to read
    February 3 09:52 PM
  • eyehategod the bible
    February 3 09:49 PM
  • eyehategod nope
    February 3 09:46 PM
  • eyehategod she will be safe when shes dead
    February 3 09:42 PM
  • eyehategod yeah i could eat
    February 3 09:36 PM
  • eyehategod fuuck wildlife i hope all endangered species die then they wont be endangered therefor they will be happier
    February 3 09:32 PM
  • eyehategod its like -2
    February 3 09:27 PM
  • eyehategod shes gr8 always going outside and having a good time with nature
    February 3 09:25 PM
  • eyehategod shes a cat with paws and whiskers she meows
    February 3 09:23 PM
  • eyehategod shes a cat with paws
    February 3 09:22 PM
  • eyehategod does she look like a fuuckin bird to you helment head
    February 3 09:19 PM
  • eyehategod i dont drink anymore shiitdink
    February 3 09:16 PM
  • eyehategod wow im not retarded
    February 3 09:13 PM
  • eyehategod i cant read
    February 3 09:11 PM
  • eyehategod im the mw3 champ
    February 3 09:09 PM
  • eyehategod talk about how much i love mw3 and left 4 dead 2 and mw2 and black ops and black ops 2
    February 3 09:05 PM

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