Hep Kat
Mr. Lean Mug

Reviews 110
Approval 93%

Soundoffs 119
News Articles 45
Band Edits + Tags 457
Album Edits 591

Album Ratings 4410
Objectivity 83%

Last Active 04-22-14 11:00 am
Joined 04-04-05

Forum Posts 11,822
Review Comments 14,026

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  • Kris. check out spermbirds' something to prove lp 80s hardcore lots of fun
    April 23 02:56 PM
  • LordPots i downloaded ridin' dirty! haven't gotten around to it yet tho. if i like it, which im sure i will, ill get the other one!
    April 18 10:46 PM
  • fromtheinside psshh that pyrrhon aint no mother****in damn 1.5 jesus hep
    April 16 12:11 AM
  • oltnabrick "Score: -94" am i missing something???
    April 16 12:03 AM
  • Wadlez Spooky is slipnslide or slidenslip. W/e his name was.
    April 15 12:41 PM
  • MisterTornado getting some TMCT/Ahnnu vibes on this instrumental, feelin' this ~
    April 12 11:57 PM
  • MisterTornado never heard of 'em. link me
    April 12 11:49 PM
  • Winesburgohio I really enjoyed it is all i'm sayin
    April 7 02:17 AM
  • Winesburgohio baby do you have The Snake Tape
    April 7 01:38 AM
  • qwe3 this s*** goes hard
    April 4 11:08 AM
  • Phlegm it was my first spitta album and dam - *impressed *
    April 3 06:21 PM
  • LordPots aight im super down with Casanovas in Heat, peeple watchin', lipstick homicide, and uzbeks, the others gonna pass but yeah thanks for those, much apprech
    April 1 02:59 AM
  • FourthReich smae https://yt3.ggpht.com/-pn_CLZOJOtM/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/gGH8cWpQf6o/s100-c-k-no/photo.jpg
    March 31 05:30 PM
  • oltnabrick what is that?
    March 31 10:38 AM
  • RiffOClock whats good with you man
    March 30 10:31 AM
  • LambsBread good lookin out ill check it out soon
    March 29 09:27 PM
  • ShitsofRain we gon' stay trippy for life, mane
    March 29 10:25 AM
  • Athom is that the one over those dilla beats?
    March 28 08:32 PM
  • LordPots much much apprech dude ill look into all those
    March 28 08:13 PM
  • LordPots yo hepititus kitty rec me some indie pop punk bulls*** like johnny foreigner or like doin the cocroach style modest mouse with not horribly high pitch gay male vocals and preferable some female fox, british is cool, and deffs noodly mathy guitars like foreigner, halp me
    March 28 05:23 PM
  • Athom it's a good month for me. last week I saw Old Wounds/Hollow Earth and CBK/Downpresser/Xibalba/Great Collapse (singer of Strike Anywhere's new band), and on wednesday I saw Mercy Ties/Tidemouth/Left Astray/Apathean. you need to step yo game up.
    March 28 01:27 PM
  • Athom seeing friddie and madlib and joey fatts tomorrow. turn up.
    March 27 07:12 PM
  • EaglesBecomeVultures ugh your pinata soundoff is the worst
    March 14 11:15 PM
  • oltnabrick http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkKANoX_9uk
    March 11 04:31 PM
  • SeaAnemone that Anne album is siqq
    March 9 11:06 AM
  • oltnabrick http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMcCxrM-rfw
    March 5 09:09 AM
  • Athom All this sus ass shade... I'm on to you
    March 4 08:06 AM
  • ferociouslettuce i'm Not savagecabbage .. did mx stop being a little bitch and give you emeritus yet? didn't you used to be staff?
    February 22 08:41 AM
  • aok but uncle hepppp .. crack tastes so goood
    February 21 06:11 PM
  • oltnabrick I'mma beat him like his father
    February 21 03:08 PM
  • aok i had a dream i met you irl and for some reason i gave you my car keys (i don't have a car) and my iPhone (i do have an iPhone) and then you left. and like 20 min later i was like he's coming back, then 1 hr 20 min later i was like he's coming back then 4 hr 20 min later, i came to terms with the fact that you had stolen my car
    February 19 10:20 AM
  • ferociouslettuce uncle hep!
    February 17 09:33 AM
  • altnabrick thugga thugga
    February 8 06:08 PM
  • klap http://truedetectiveconversations.tumblr.com/
    February 7 12:26 AM
  • Guzzo10 Damn, I've been looking for a quality download for a these songs for awhile now, thanks brah
    January 31 03:55 PM
  • Athom you wanted more punk, just gave you more punk
    January 29 01:29 PM
  • aok hahaha awesome profile picture. any idea how i can make mine less blurry?
    January 26 09:10 AM
  • steveaoki nahyo i jus trollin lolol
    January 26 09:09 AM
  • oltnabrick New yung thug mixtape $$$$$$
    January 25 05:19 PM
  • tom79 thanks man
    January 25 09:08 AM
  • aok hep ur the bestest -- i hope you get your emeritus like you extra super deserve
    January 25 07:41 AM
  • tom79 hey man which Marked Men album would you recommend first? I was thinking of checking them out and noticed you had them all rated.
    January 24 07:40 PM
  • klap there are indeed
    January 24 02:42 PM
  • klap are there even true punx on this website where does one look
    January 24 02:06 PM
  • Iluvatar i mean you can go to omaha to review punk if you want do you REALLY want that
    January 24 01:03 PM
  • kingsoby1 i'll try, haven't been terribly active the past 6 months. i work as a project manager, so anti punk it hurtz
    January 24 01:01 PM
  • Iluvatar I mean I just reviewed Against Me! and Crusades (finally) so I mean yeah. I plan on reviewing more punk this year
    January 24 12:55 PM
  • Jom Definitely not, but I am striving to hit the magic number of 3 this year!
    January 24 12:35 PM
  • Jom I am only but one man. You gotta harass the others to do good things. Also: feel free to recommend punx for me to review over the course of this year. I'll be sure to consult with you to make sure our grades are the same thing, obvs.
    January 24 11:43 AM
  • KILL jammin the feelies atm how can i listen?
    January 23 05:15 PM
  • Ross22 s*** nigga, i was lurking pit's list about getting arrested and saw that you've been published by cracked, that's awesome duder
    January 22 08:43 PM
  • LilLioness Anthropology. :3
    January 21 09:50 PM
  • LilLioness My friend who visited me this xmas is a former escort, one of my friends who really wants to **** me is currently working as an escort and much of my focus in my major has been on the sex industry.
    January 21 09:30 PM
  • steveaoki you bulls*** artist you. gotta say it's impressive how you run and maintain a secure website like this preying on all the pitchfork, cokemachineglow rejects. trollolol ?
    January 21 07:15 PM
  • steveaoki i think we should both just get in better physical shape
    January 21 07:14 PM
  • steveaoki no wonder you're not emeritus. you're just a freak
    January 21 10:13 AM
  • steveaoki you're a super freak super freak you're super freaky
    January 21 10:10 AM
  • steveaoki facebook friend?
    January 21 09:04 AM
  • Athom Oh hey, I know Abilites. I'm buds with your label. She posted the **** out of y'all on Facebook a bit ago hahaha
    January 19 02:37 PM
  • TheSlenderMan link?
    January 18 07:23 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy omg new tenement sweet!!!!!!!!~
    January 17 11:26 AM
  • FourthReich that how we do it in the 415, no one cares about jersey
    January 15 06:24 PM
  • FourthReich at least a 3.5 dude, it sounds right up your hoe ass alley
    January 15 06:15 PM
  • FourthReich stupid question, like my uncle mike back in the 90's i do both
    January 15 06:06 PM
  • FourthReich the game's only big enough for one nigga with a missing front tooth tho :/
    January 15 06:01 PM
  • FourthReich (yeah)
    January 15 05:55 PM
  • FourthReich dude i knowwww rome eags rec'd him that hoe, I GET THE GUAP NIGGA
    January 15 05:54 PM
  • FourthReich diggin it v hard g slept on it
    January 15 05:51 PM
  • FourthReich http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0Y4cFe-uy0 did u dig this
    January 15 12:24 PM
  • oltnabrick MUSTARD ON THE BEAT HOE
    January 14 05:08 PM
  • avonbarksdale221 I'm ashamed to say that I have no idea who that is.
    January 13 02:38 PM
  • Iluvatar haha sorry I never read it. also album ruuules
    January 13 01:41 PM
  • LilLioness Yeah i didn't know about tape two. I guess I thought the same thing that happen to WU LYF happened to them and they just broke up or something.
    January 12 07:27 PM
  • LilLioness Haha yeah. Do you like Young Fathers? I just today found out their full length is on the way and I really like their first tape.
    January 12 07:20 PM
  • LilLioness the fukk... I am convinced some sputters have waaaay too much time on their hands, seriously.
    January 12 07:13 PM
  • LilLioness *sigh* I honestly didn't mind him, but now I am reading that he peed on somebody? Is that real or just troll talk? Sucks that Balls felt the need to resign, though.
    January 12 07:09 PM
  • LilLioness So Hep, I have been awayish for a few day. Has there been some drama between Balls and Andcas?
    January 12 06:57 PM
  • KILL dude wtf whatd i miss
    January 11 02:57 PM
  • TheSlenderMan Status is overrated if im not getting free records sent to my house.
    January 10 06:58 PM
  • TheSlenderMan I asked somebody to be demoted because I didn't want to be lumped in with this new crop of contributing ****s. Thank you though broseph.
    January 10 06:56 PM
  • yea i don't flat out dislike all their stuff but even at the height of my interest in sub-pop/grunge related ****ry seaweed were always near the bottom of the barrel for me
    January 10 08:15 AM
  • alachlahol whoopsie forgot to rec you last time. listen to the new brainbombs that should do it
    January 10 01:01 AM
  • sniper word, enjoy yr haze homie
    January 9 02:35 PM
  • Atari Lol cheers dude
    January 9 03:24 AM
  • Atari Ya I suppose. Or it could be because I listen to the wonder years :3
    January 9 02:31 AM
  • Atari Hehe mine too, I'm just fukin with ya. I think we all do to some extent. I'm just caught off guard cause u usually don't talk to me
    January 9 02:05 AM
  • Atari Your wife snores?
    January 9 01:42 AM
  • Atari Lol she's good why do u ask?
    January 9 01:32 AM
  • Trebor. ****in sweet dude
    January 8 11:28 PM
  • sniper new squadda b. sounds kinda like the original "i smoke..." you should dig. his best in years. http://www.mediafire.com/download/t5dvb8ytq1m29na/BTP.zip
    January 7 04:37 AM
  • lignimvite What did I say/post/do to you?
    January 5 10:54 PM
  • FourthReich yes! score one for the nigger guy. brees looking like dung
    January 4 09:31 PM
  • itsalltherage lol cheers mate. Yours aren't that terrible from what I can recognise if I'm being perfectly honest. You're just a bit of a cvnt. That's all.
    January 4 07:09 PM
  • FearThyEvil9 Shall be a fun game to watch regardless. I just really hope we don't see repeat of the last game at all. It's still a miracle we got a win out of that won.
    January 3 10:03 PM
  • FearThyEvil9 Pretty cool. Hopefully we can beat the Saints.
    January 3 09:49 PM
  • TSprings What is ratchet pussy?
    January 3 06:24 PM
  • FearThyEvil9 You're an eagles fan? You from Pa man? I'm also from Pa if that's the case.
    January 3 11:46 AM
  • Winesburgohio lol damn i've never heard Hot Boys or Project Pat ~sheepish~ time to expand my Wayne-related repertoire
    January 3 01:06 AM
  • Winesburgohio have you heard no ceilings bb? it's sooooooo good, I think it's on par with Da Drought III tbh
    January 3 12:53 AM
  • oltnabrick http://www.youaintgod.com/music.htm hes got an album too, check it out o
    January 1 05:40 AM
  • oltnabrick http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KbpV0Ku2-Y
    January 1 05:29 AM
  • Relinquished on behalf of the wolfe fam i say happy new year stay based
    January 1 01:02 AM
  • LilLioness It may be true that I isn't my thing, but we won't know for sure until I hear it.
    December 31 02:49 PM
  • LilLioness Drop me a link when they do.
    December 31 02:41 PM
  • LilLioness Besides new Alcest, there really isn't a lot new stuff coming out in January (that I am currently aware of).
    December 31 02:38 PM
  • klap yo that jc sounds record would probs be in my top 25 if i wanted to re-edit it thanks
    December 31 02:33 PM
  • LilLioness Sup Hep, what you going to jam in January?
    December 31 02:32 PM
  • WeepingBanana you should def check out ukiah drag. one of their members was in cult ritual
    December 30 01:19 PM
  • WeepingBanana ya i saw them with psychic blood and ukiah drag a few months back. i've only heard that one ep tho i think. it's been a while
    December 30 12:41 PM
  • Kris. you should check out social circkle's city shock lp. i feel like it's something you'd dig
    December 28 03:57 AM
  • Graveyard my new track: https://soundcloud.com/zachary-lindsay/realms-of-ancient-dreams-and
    December 26 07:49 PM
  • plane just the usual
    December 26 06:23 PM
  • demigod! sorry dude i need to listen more, really dig their lastest i might 4 or 4.5 it but yeah
    December 25 07:20 PM
  • pmmets07 cool. thanks mayne
    December 23 01:14 PM
  • pmmets07 uncle hep kat, can u rec me some good (possibly 2013) pop punk
    December 23 10:03 AM
  • LilLioness Really? I decided to check the whole album. Not sure if it is a 4, though.
    December 21 01:50 PM
  • LilLioness "Ain't Perfect" is p sick.
    December 21 11:29 AM
  • LilLioness I really enjoyed Control System. And I haven't rated Kendrick's stuff yet. I will check Skeme out. Don't know if it will be this year or at the start of 2014, though. My schedule is a bit tight next week.
    December 20 04:15 PM
  • LilLioness I realize that Colors especially is a source of contention in these parts, but I genuinely love it. The songwriting on TGM is better, though. The Parallax is just no.
    December 20 02:18 PM
  • LilLioness Thank you very much. :) Would my questionable taste have something to do with Colors, Great Misdirect, Devy albums?
    December 20 01:39 PM
  • Storm In A Teacup and that's something Juicy J can't
    December 20 10:59 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup I am a reviewing member of the staff now too.
    December 20 10:28 AM
  • WeepingBanana danke bro
    December 20 09:34 AM
  • WeepingBanana nah actually i haven't. is it on the youtubez?
    December 20 07:25 AM
  • SeaAnemone *displays poseur card clearly for Hep Kat to inspect*
    December 18 08:13 PM
    December 18 03:54 PM
  • Athom house boat is aiight. I hate masked intruder.
    December 18 03:50 PM
  • MisterTornado legendary story. hopefully a screenwriter will find you one day and your story of heartache and truth will be revealed to the masses. and finally that emeritus will be yours.
    December 17 10:58 PM
  • alachlahol what you lookin for just some ear pleasin melodies from my libraryz?
    December 17 09:04 PM
  • guitarded_chuck ya this tight luther is the shi obvi, gettin used to mgm tho, either way i'm straight bouncin right now
    December 17 04:51 PM
  • guitarded_chuck daaaaaamn son where'd you find thissss
    December 17 04:49 PM
  • MisterTornado you were staff? what happened :o
    December 17 12:17 PM
  • MisterTornado HELLAS s***T BUTTSY. even when it do get raw (Saint Pepsi) it aint even really that raw dam
    December 17 10:48 AM
  • klap hey this is pretty good. guy's voice reminds me of something that i can't place but i dig it
    December 16 10:42 PM
  • klap link me a good song holmes
    December 16 10:35 PM
  • Spec hep kitten
    December 16 08:43 PM
  • Spec heppy
    December 16 12:06 AM
  • Spec kep hat
    December 15 06:05 PM
  • LittleStranger still think I've realized if I can't party with the big boys I shouldn't bother coming
    December 14 02:45 PM
  • LittleStranger Cheers for the negs
    December 13 11:42 PM
  • LittleStranger Cheers for the negs
    December 13 11:42 PM
  • itchybutthole great album.but a 5 man?damn..
    December 13 02:59 PM
  • Athom I like throwback. **** yo hypebeast s***.
    December 13 02:28 PM
  • jdennis31 oh my. that is beautiful. i've never made anything that looked that pure.
    December 11 05:54 PM
  • oltnabrick dam he sounds kinda like ugly mane. not as unique but its kinda close
    December 9 01:28 AM
  • oltnabrick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6zFvLaoomA
    December 9 01:26 AM
  • someguest I think he knows I'm joking with him at this point.
    December 8 11:10 PM
  • someguest :D
    December 8 10:37 PM
  • someguest http://www.npr.org/blogs/codeswitch/2013/12/08/249275784/dont-you-dare-call-me-a-hipster-i-sir-am-a-hep-cat
    December 8 10:33 PM
  • TheSlenderMan That would be epic.
    December 8 10:05 AM
  • TheSlenderMan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGJb2iLvOKE
    December 7 06:10 PM
  • TheSlenderMan ill check that as soon as my food poisoning dies out.
    December 6 01:47 PM
  • chitownflip Thanks I try real hard
    December 5 11:19 AM
  • jackboblamont Damn! This new Self Defense Family is amazing!Glad yer chums enjoyed my lists - i hope they could spark some good discussion and debate. Cheers!
    December 5 10:15 AM
  • FourthReich as cool and as unique the angelique interludes are they're just a bit too long for me dog, that prob my only grip w/try me. probably a 4.5. really dug your review, thanks for the indirect rec band kicks a lot of ass
    December 4 09:59 PM
  • KILL lol dont even remember sayin that how rude of me!!!!!!!
    December 4 08:35 PM
  • oltnabrick http://www.livemixtapes.com/mixtapes/25184/young-champ-project-pat-sack-money-the-mixtape.html
    December 4 08:05 PM
  • jackboblamont these kids best get off my lawn and turn that damn racket down
    December 4 04:18 PM
  • Athom it doesnt technically come out until mid january so i'd say 2014. Those two long ass spoken word bits are awesome but at the same time kill the flow.
    December 2 06:08 PM
  • Blackbelt54 yup sounds good
    November 27 08:10 AM
  • Blackbelt54 dude unfortunately I will be out of town seeing family for thanksgiving
    November 26 09:33 PM
  • TheSlenderMan I agree man. Cam and Smith are ridiculously clutch as are their 3rd/4th downs. Been a great run.
    November 26 09:16 PM
  • oltnabrick [b]cath[/b]
    November 25 09:48 PM
  • oltnabrick did u ni new rich home quad?
    November 25 09:42 PM
  • oltnabrick im going to ask sanatna for a cat for xmas this yesr!`
    November 25 09:36 PM
  • oltnabrick u poopd in de cet boxx or did u eat ur own s***/?
    November 25 09:31 PM
  • Relinquished they're not as bad as COHEED AND CAMBRIA amirite yes i know im right. bygones be bygones just look at your cypress hill list and see that I actually commented on it.
    November 24 12:15 AM
  • Relinquished i mean i don't like it either but i can't morally lump together dystopia and isis
    November 24 12:08 AM
  • Relinquished nah man u got me all wrong its just meshuggah and only the good kinds of "atmospheric" sludge metal with legit sludge playing
    November 24 12:04 AM
  • Relinquished hello let me introduce myself. my name is alexander wolfe and i'm also married. we earn mad money together and smoke lots of weed like yourself. we are similar and are cool with each other. if we're not please press 2 and I'll transfer the line to ire's queefmachine
    November 23 11:54 PM
  • Relinquished it wouldn't hurt i mean you stamped a thrice album with a colorful stamp saying FIVE that their fans get from their leftover kindergarten project supplies. u can't be happy that I said it's really damn good but w/e bro DEI OR DIE
    November 23 11:48 PM
  • Relinquished 5 destroy erase improve and i'll remove below post and 5 it
    November 23 11:38 PM
  • Relinquished sorry bro it's ****ing good but it aint that level
    November 23 08:31 PM
  • Relinquished "ALMOST WORTH THE MOUNDS OF HYPER POTIONS IT RECIEVES" dude you're killing me
    November 23 08:10 PM
  • SeaAnemone swee. i'll get dat
    November 23 02:26 PM
  • SeaAnemone yo is that No Sir LP really good? like what if I only had their EP at like a 3? is the LP that much better?
    November 23 02:23 PM
  • kingsoby1 ya i dont know if it's a 4.5, more like a 4 but im really loving it. the production is gold
    November 21 01:15 PM
  • ShadowRemains k, figured as much
    November 20 06:39 PM
  • ShadowRemains hey, you've heard this right: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=15036
    November 20 04:52 PM
  • JokineAugustus Did you start your account when you were 15? Canada rules wtf? We got Rush and Devin T.
    November 14 06:01 PM
  • JokineAugustus Never said I lived there. I'm a Canadian eh?
    November 14 05:56 PM
  • JokineAugustus Of legal drinking age in the state of Delaware son.
    November 14 05:53 PM
  • JokineAugustus Aren't you getting too old for this s***?
    November 14 05:51 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum thanks breh
    November 14 12:06 PM
  • EaglesBecomeVultures dat jc brooks
    November 13 08:58 PM
  • oltnabrick But y
    November 13 05:22 PM
  • oltnabrick da mafia 6ix
    November 13 11:32 AM
  • CaptainDooRight dude sweet, i like that term, supa fly
    November 8 12:05 PM
  • CaptainDooRight check my new album bro, don't forget to rate: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=145268
    November 5 01:29 PM
  • oltnabrick new spitta and dza ep is 100% great
    October 30 06:32 PM
  • aaronrkc Shirks LP is dope. Thx for the tip.
    October 29 06:02 PM
  • Iluvatar listen again because yeah
    October 28 07:17 PM
  • Iluvatar i cant hate you because you jock vaccine but a 3 for crusades bro that aint legit
    October 28 06:29 PM
  • Trebor. I want to emo list
    October 28 06:00 PM
  • Trebor. The same hip hop list is made almost every day
    October 28 05:58 PM
  • ShadowRemains http://albumstreams.com/s/crusades/perhaps-you-deliver-this-judgment-with-greater-fear-than-i-receive-it
    October 28 05:33 PM
  • ShadowRemains thoughts on the new crusades?
    October 28 05:27 PM
  • BallsToTheWall Only 1 song. It any good?
    October 27 01:48 AM
  • Athom They have the 120 watt valvetronix stereo head (the one with the blue front grille). They're a pretty cool step up.
    October 26 03:47 PM
  • Athom I used to have the 30 watt version of that vox. you can get a mean slayer tone on that 80's distortion setting.
    October 26 03:13 PM

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