Sean Kingston Sean Kingston
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Tracklist:
1. Intro
2. Kingston
3. Take You There
4. Me Love
5. Beautiful Girls
6. Dry Your Eyes
7. Got No Shorty
8. There's Nothin
9. I Can Feel It
10. Drummer Boy
11. Your Sister
12. That Ain't Right
13. Change
14. Colors 2007" (Reggae Remix)


Release Date: 2007

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1.5
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1.5
very poor
John A. Hanson STAFF (149 Reviews)

2007-07-28 | 53 comments | 9,702 views

Summary: It's pretty much just an excuse to sell some t-shirts.

"Beautiful Girls" is really a misleading song. It seems to imply that maybe Sean Kingston was going to have producers that might do something interesting; combine R&B, in the vein of Sean Paul, with bubblegum doo wop. The song is, in a word, the perfect guilty pleasure. Thing is, everything else on Sean Kingston's debut album is pretty much...uh...***.

You don't expect much out of an R&B album these days when the artist in question had an army of merchandise available a month before his album had even leaked, so I really wasn't expecting that much. But the single that led to all of this madness ("Beautiful Girls") was probably my favorite single of the summer. Thus, my expectations for some massively awesome fusion between Sean Paul, 50's pop bands and a fat Nelly were shattered with one listen to Sean Kingston.

Notice the two quick references to Sean Paul? Yeah thats because Sean pretty much sounds like a white kid who wanted to sound Jamaican like his idle, Sean (convoluted!). Kingston has tried to embrace his Jamaican roots supposedly, so despite the fact he was raised in the US he attempts to sing with all the vigor of a Jamaican kid fresh off the street. The result is pretty much what it sounds likes- an American trying to sound like an islander with eh results. It doesn't help they really take the time to touch up the sound of his voice in studio- while it makes for a pleasant sound on "Beautiful Girls" the rest of the album gets annoying and sterile sounding quick.

Canned beats. Thats pretty much what Sean Kingston has going for him on the entire album. While the Phil Collins sampling "There's Nothing" is a pretty interesting song, everything else pretty much could belong to any other wannabe rapper. There's the club bangers, the radio-ready hits, the ballads, and the "remix", but inexplicably missing is a real reason to buy the album! When everything sounds like a homogenized version something Sean Paul or Busta Rhymes (yes Busta) did years ago, and the most interesting part of the album is the fact Kingston samples a dreadfully boring Phil Collins song, its pretty self explanatory where this leads.

Maybe this could be salvaged if Kingston had kept the kind of innocent charm "Beautiful Girls" exudes throughout most of the album, but instead its generally more faux-gangsta frontin' made by the same tired producers (or rather producer- JR Totem produced the entirety of the album) that make the same tired album filler over and over and over. "Me Love" is a decent song and is already getting geared up to be the next single, but even thats too annoying to give Kingston another successful single. Get ready for Sean Kingston to be the big one-hit-wonder of 2007. Sean Kingston is entirely devoid of anything that makes a pop album worth listening to; even the catchy stuff is so wrapped up in the absolute fakeness that its hard to take seriously. Perhaps a better term would be "to take lightly."

The bottom line is just get "Beautiful Girls." Its the jam of the summer, and is a certifiable hit that'll likely be at the top of the list for the 2007 section of Remembering the 00's. Just forget about the album and you'll never have to be bothered with more of the same tiresome trash.

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Iluvatar
Staff Reviewer


Comments: 11336
07.28.07

Album Rating: 1.5

Still an awesome single though.

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Fort23


Comments: 1847
07.28.07


Good enough review to make me not want to buy it. Beautiful Girl is pretty damn good though.This Message Edited On 07.28.07

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Iluvatar
Staff Reviewer


Comments: 11336
07.28.07

Album Rating: 1.5

Massive discussion itt.

planewreck
Staff Reviewer


Comments: 3238
07.28.07


sexy review but beautiful girls is a really, really bad song. it's so damn catchy, but it's so bad.

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Cocaine
Staff Reviewer


Comments: 7215
07.28.07


i liked it better when it was stand by me but iono.

didnt think this kid looked like webster. that's cool.

Yeah thats because Sean pretty much sounds like a white kid who wanted to sound Jamaican like his idle, Sean (convoluted!).

Sean Paul isn't Jamaican and his accent is fake, just FYI.This Message Edited On 07.28.07

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Iluvatar
Staff Reviewer


Comments: 11336
07.28.07

Album Rating: 1.5

I knew it was a fake accent. Didn't know he wast jamaican though.

SpinLightTwo


Comments: 970
07.28.07


Ha cocaine, I was about to mention that there seemed to be similarities between this and "stand by me".This Message Edited On 07.28.07

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Cocaine
Staff Reviewer


Comments: 7215
07.28.07


I knew it was a fake accent. Didn't know he wast jamaican though.

He's like Chinese and Portuguese. He was born in Jamaica but definitely raised around Toronto because my mom and step-dad basically used to kick him and his posse out of bars like it was nobody's business. Oddly enough, my step-dad is working a private sean paul party tonight.

Iluvatar
Staff Reviewer


Comments: 11336
07.28.07

Album Rating: 1.5

Hmmm time too see how long he spent in the homeland!

mynameischan
Staff Reviewer


Comments: 13573
07.28.07


you're too beeaauuuuttiffullll


ok back to no sputnik

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xpoc


Comments: 6
07.29.07


i think sean kingston is a one hit wonder.




We wont hear from him again

Aficionado


Comments: 1027
07.29.07


That song "beautiful Girls" is so catchy. But it's nothing new, so I'll take a pass. It's not like I would buy this.

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Unreal


Comments: 229
07.29.07


never heard of him, im guessing I dont live near you (on the other side of the world!)

CaptainPhat


Comments: 23
07.29.07


Idle -> idol?This Message Edited On 07.29.07

TheStarclassicTreatment


Comments: 2609
07.29.07


Oh god, how much I hate this little creep.

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sonictheplumber


Comments: 3589
07.29.07


This guy looks like an obese 12 year old.

TheStarclassicTreatment


Comments: 2609
07.29.07


I thought he was. Seriouly. Isn't he?

pulseczar


Comments: 2388
07.30.07


This guy sounds like T-Pain without the noteworthy catch phrase. And T-Pain isn't much to me without his noteworthy catch phrase.

Iluvatar
Staff Reviewer


Comments: 11336
07.30.07

Album Rating: 1.5

Yeah he's like T-pain but with 17 years worth of bad eating habits.

Aficionado


Comments: 1027
07.30.07


And better hair. (Which isn't saying much).



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