Review Summary: Torsofuck cums on the burned remains or pornogrind
Its been sixteen years since Torso***’s 2007 classic, As Semen Blends with Rot. Since then, the metal world has been clamoring for new Torso***. After years of blue balling the world, Torso*** finally gave birth to Postpartum Exstasy. Unlike some of their other finish counterparts they didn’t even demand fnas buy them their own studio complete with a sauna (though Torso*** deserve three saunas for making this album).
This opus begins with Necropervert. The technical sweeping eventually lead to a crescendo of slams. This is the perfect soundtrack to creeping in the graveyard with your shovel. The melodious crooning on Retarted Anal Whore will make blood spill from every orifice. Who knew these guys were feminists? Of course the highlight of the album is Molested With A Festering Stump. This is a radio hit in the making. With a special guest appearance by Noam Chomsky the band is finally ready to break through into the mainstream. Noam’s grunts of “MY COCK IS DEFORMED AND ROTTING AWAY” perfectly describe the plight of the average man.
In conclusion, Postpartum Exstasy is really one for the ages.
