Club d'Elf
You Never Know


3.9
excellent

Review

by Miloslaw Archibald Rugallini STAFF
July 24th, 2022 | 22 replies


Release Date: 2022 | Tracklist

Review Summary: I love the smell of jazz fusion in the morning

You Never Know's description on Bandcamp reveals to us that half of the tracks present are original pieces inspired by “Mike Rivard's personal journey into darkness following a near death experience in the remote jungle of the Peruvian Amazon”, while the other half consists of covers of artists that have been heavy influences over Club d'Elf's 24 year tenure, including Miles Davis, Joe Zawinul, Nass el-Ghivane, Frank Zappa, and various Gnawa songs from Northern Africa.

Of course, you don't need to have exchanged emails with label representatives in teeth-gnashing delirium seeking out watermarked albums to know that claims of influence listed in press releases are sometimes dubious, often bullshit. The bevy of namedrops tend to land with all the import of a leaf drifting to the forest floor; For fans of Buddy Holly, Diamanda Galas, and late-career Britney Spears. Also heavily influenced by Buyer's Market and the films of Bela Tarr. Sure, buddy. Show me the goods.

Consider this particular press release to be half indisputable truth (there are, indeed, covers of the listed material) and half irrelevant (as life-changing as Rivard's wild and mortally dangerous excursion was, images and feelings of hazardous jungles do not clearly emerge from the original compositions). While this may not be all that enlightening, I think that the words provided are misleading in a different manner than usual; they paint a picture of a release split in half and shot out in a double-barrel buckshot of tonal and thematic incongruence. This is at odds with the reality of You Never Know, which scans as a near seamless front-to-back experience that meshes its ridiculous range and influence across an engaging series of tracks that are oddly cohesive — an impressive feat when we're dealing with more instruments than musicians and breakdancing on the borders of about twelve different genres.

Fortunately, this collective's performances are more than adept enough to hold your attention for 75 minutes of smoothly shifting arrangements. Band leader Rivard's basslines anchor each track, pairing with percussion that favours driving beats, leaving plenty of room for compositions to heat up, boil over, and simmer down as needed. Guitars and bass both with and without frets accompany most movements, keys of many flavours flourish, dub-style brass floats by, and a collection of unusual instruments are tactfully inserted to add a touch more character to almost every track. Basically every performer is left room to comp and solo in manners melodic or maniacal, with even the collective's trump card, one Mister Rourke, DJ extraordinaire, chopping shit up front-and-centre on occasion. Given the enviable genremelt that this thing is built upon, you can be sure that each track has at least a couple of reasons to stand out from the pack.

My unfailing journalistic ESP tells me that attempting to compile a highlights reel of You Never Know will leave me lost in its overlapping biomes, chasing Mike Rivard's whims to the heart of darkness, and leave its prospective audience cold. Instead I can only encourage you to ignore all the noise, make the journey yourself, and decide for yourself whether the words hold any weight.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
MiloRuggles
Staff Reviewer
July 24th 2022


3027 Comments

Album Rating: 3.9

This thing is the shit. Buy/listen to the album here: https://clubdelf.bandcamp.com/album/you-never-know



Writing and I are having a bit of a tiff atm, hopefully this shakes off some cobwebs even if it's a touch bland. Shout out to this youtube channel for providing great recs all the time: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7shUDSkHjuQNegPhGdANQQ

Dewinged
Staff Reviewer
July 24th 2022


32034 Comments


I am so in the mood for this. Bookmarked for future inspection.

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
July 24th 2022


60418 Comments


milo i LOVE your posture in that cover shot

MiloRuggles
Staff Reviewer
July 24th 2022


3027 Comments

Album Rating: 3.9

That's a relief because that photo was both candid and not consensual, but here we are

MiloRuggles
Staff Reviewer
July 24th 2022


3027 Comments

Album Rating: 3.9

Oh damn, my phone sucks and I accidentally deleted my own comment. Dewi, you're sexy. Keep me posted/send nudes

Koris
Staff Reviewer
July 25th 2022


21165 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Awesome review! I'll check this out tonight and get back to ya :]

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
July 25th 2022


18257 Comments


Clubbed Elves? Poor Bilbo.

PotsyTater
July 25th 2022


10100 Comments


Love the album cover and the review makes me intrigued but I’m a bit off put by half of the album being covers

MiloRuggles
Staff Reviewer
July 25th 2022


3027 Comments

Album Rating: 3.9

Cheers Koris, I've got me fingers crossed



No luck clubbing them elves then? / It's just the one elf, actually.



Daym, I've almost got you Tater! I bet you won't even be able to tell which are covers without checking the tracklist (except for the awkward late game worship song)

DaveTrane
July 25th 2022


644 Comments


nice review
could be a interesting record, need to check today

MiloRuggles
Staff Reviewer
July 25th 2022


3027 Comments

Album Rating: 3.9

ty McNutty, do share your thoughts upon inspection

- Bubs

DaveTrane
July 25th 2022


644 Comments


hehe both my fav characters in TW

album is great tho, only listened once but im quite diggin the vibe
need to relisten at least two or three times to make an opinion
guitar tone ist awesome

MiloRuggles
Staff Reviewer
July 25th 2022


3027 Comments

Album Rating: 3.9

Mmhmm those fretless solos make me start clawing at my own clothes

Purpl3Spartan
July 26th 2022


8593 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Stimulating background music for me



Love your writing ruggles nice rev as always

notagenius
July 26th 2022


1258 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

They had a very interesting record in '06. That record was very wild and great.



This record is amazingly dull for me, In a silent way is the only good track I think. ;(

MiloRuggles
Staff Reviewer
July 26th 2022


3027 Comments

Album Rating: 3.9

Cheers sparty, glad to have you on the team xx



Oh no! Yeah, they do nail In a Silent Way. Not even Zeed Al Maal or the outrageous Lalla Aisha in Jhaptal did it for ya? Damn. Glad you gave it a go anyhow, I'll have to get digging on their discog

HelloJoe
July 26th 2022


1097 Comments


This sounds like my cup of tea. Thanks for sharing. =)

untitIed
July 27th 2022


15 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

This is real nice - great review!

MiloRuggles
Staff Reviewer
July 27th 2022


3027 Comments

Album Rating: 3.9

Cheers nameless, stay blessed

arf
August 3rd 2022


494 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I will bump this review because this record is one helluva vibe



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