Review Summary: So let it be written.
An excerpt from Psalms 21:4-20:
Praise the lord almighty. I will play him the electronic guitar in due worship. May my fingers be blessed by the spirit’s touch. May it sound like 10,000 players. May I scream in the tongues of angels and of men. May the 77,000 armies that rage against your holy people be struck in terror. Oh praised be thee, my arm is but flesh and blood, a vessel used to bless thee. May I make such a sound from my electronic instrument that the Devil himself grows faint. Though I walk through the valley of generic death metal, my heavy metal rod is with me. I do not have the means to record my holy sounds excellently, but your love is patient. If it be your will, may you bestow these recordings with glorious purpose, as a sign before all men. Let the holy blastbeats and terrifying snares shoot flaming cannons at my enemies. May they be dashed upon the rocks of moral noise. Yay, other players may have better hooks, but I am not shook. My assault will be swift and ferocious. With great bloodlust I seek the death of the encroaching enemy. The sound will crush brick walls and iron fortresses blessed by your spiritual presence. On bended knee I ask for your unending wisdom. So mote it be. Amen.
