The Microphones
Microphones in 2020


5.0
classic

Review

by iarescientists USER (29 Reviews)
August 9th, 2020 | 17 replies


Release Date: 2020 | Tracklist

Review Summary: 2001 March 18th

I had moved out of there years ago. I went back to visit when it was appropriate, and when I did it still felt like home. But it's official now. I never made the best use of it anyway.


Stuck in traffic. Hit the gas pedal. Brake. Hit the gas pedal. Coast. Brake. That looks like enough space. Hit the gas pedal. Turn slightly. Oh no, they're not moving. Turn back. Brake. Hit the Gas pedal. Coast. Brake. HIt the gas pedal. Coast. Brake. Hit the Gas Pedal. Coast. *** I need to move over for I-678. Hit the Gass Pedal. Lanes clear. Coast.

No matter how hard you might try, you will never outrun the inevitable march of nostalgia. Long stretches of highway, those fleeting punk house memories, time spent alone poring over record liner notes; it is all much more romantic in retrospect.

I remember when I first started at the radio station. I was a guest DJ and the hosts asked me to bring some of my favorite folk tunes, as they tried to match a different theme each week and this was folk week. I know nothing about music, and why I am writing about music right now I will never know. but I have always thought of Phil Elverum as a folk, and so I threw on my copy of Black Wooden Ceiling Opening and the host had to stop it and take it off, and apologize to the listeners because it was not folk.

Looking back, and listening to Microphones in 2020, maybe Phil Elverum is not a "folk". Maybe he spends too much time looking in, rather than living life. Maybe he should be goalie for the Seattle Kraken. Maybe Taco Bell should continue to release potato based products.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
August 9th 2020


60336 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

lmao RIP

Colton
August 9th 2020


15227 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Finally a good review on this site

Lord(e)Po)))ts
August 9th 2020


70239 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

"Review"

loveisamixtape
August 9th 2020


12322 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Looking back, and listening to Microphones in 2020, maybe Phil Elverum is not a "folk“


JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
August 9th 2020


60336 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

nobody will express how no-one else understands a phil elevrum quite like the reviewer quite like this reviewer. semipos for keeping it concise, semineg for passageoftime -ing.

Trebor.
Emeritus
August 9th 2020


59844 Comments


I approve

AsleepInTheBack
Staff Reviewer
August 9th 2020


10114 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I dont

Gyromania
August 9th 2020


37021 Comments


I dont [2]

DoofDoof
August 9th 2020


15016 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

1.0, perfect

zakalwe
August 9th 2020


38840 Comments


Seattle Kraken

hel9000
August 9th 2020


1528 Comments


wow hi iare.

pos

Chambered79
August 9th 2020


1032 Comments


Is this really iare

Gyromania
August 9th 2020


37021 Comments


terrible review

Snake.
August 9th 2020


25253 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

the seattle krakheads

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
August 10th 2020


27420 Comments


zaaaaaaaaaach

porcupinetheater
August 10th 2020


11029 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

What a triumphant return pos

Curse.
August 10th 2020


8079 Comments


great review from a true scholar



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