Drake
Scorpion


5.0
classic

Review

by Jade USER (17 Reviews)
June 29th, 2018 | 51 replies


Release Date: 2018 | Tracklist

Review Summary: My girlfriend loves Drake, is what I would say, if I had one, and I would be right.

Scorpion is Drake's record, which you know, because his face is on it. Or actually, it could be someone else's record - Drake seems to be suggesting this, through the addition of his signature at the bottom right hand corner of the record. Drake is saying, 'I signed this record because otherwise, you wouldn't know it was my record. Because so many people would love to put my face on their record, would pay millions of dollars for the licensing, that this really could be anyone's record. And now, it's your record. And I signed it for you. Except, it's really my record, because I signed it, and my face is on it, and I sang and rapped it and someone I paid wrote and produced and recorded and mixed and mastered and distributed it. I paid for this record, then you paid me for this record. Now I am more rich, and now you are more having this record.' Is what Drake is saying. And you are listening to him say it.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Conmaniac
June 29th 2018


27678 Comments


"Drake is a legend (as if you didnt already know this I mean come on he even has a song called Legend! Have you heard the lyrics? Well in it he says that if he dies he will become a legend and he's like "wow if I die people will still love me and I'll probably become even more critically acclaimed. Maybe I should consider suicide". Drake please don't kill yourself! Your music is so good and you have so much to live for!) and this album is pretty legendary"

brainmelter
Contributing Reviewer
June 29th 2018


8320 Comments


wows

Toad
June 29th 2018


2065 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Scorpion is Drake's masterpiece. It has songs on it, indeed, many of them. So many songs, in fact, that you couldn't possibly hate every song on the album. By the end, you've heard at least one song you don't hate. You're just trying not to like it at that point, which makes you uncool. Drake, on the other hand, is very cool. My girlfriend loves Drake, is what I would say, if I had one, and I would be right. 5/5

AsleepInTheBack
Staff Reviewer
June 29th 2018


10114 Comments


Masterpiece of a review, phat pos

bgillesp
June 29th 2018


8867 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Pos

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
June 29th 2018


26093 Comments


[2] < 3

KingDweedle
June 29th 2018


392 Comments


Thank you. You are a blessing.

kevbogz
June 29th 2018


6095 Comments


side 2 makes me wanna get back with an ex and immediately break up with her just so I can truly experience this album

treeqt.
June 29th 2018


16970 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

user toad i thank you

iglu
June 29th 2018


1740 Comments


I like this, yes.

Tyler.
June 29th 2018


19021 Comments


You sir, win the internet

platnum
June 29th 2018


921 Comments


Lol

platnum
June 29th 2018


921 Comments


I wanna be the dj
I wanna bee the dj
I wanna beee the dj

I wanna beeeeeee the dj's girlfriend

Ebola
June 29th 2018


4516 Comments


Feature this

Gyromania
June 29th 2018


37021 Comments


Lmao good work

RadioheadIsOverrated
June 29th 2018


588 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I came

Eons
June 29th 2018


3770 Comments


This guy is so boring.

Frivolous
June 30th 2018


879 Comments


nice

Drifter
June 30th 2018


20824 Comments


šŸ‘Œ

SymbolicInTime
June 30th 2018


7380 Comments


Is there Something Iā€™m missing here



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