No Altars
Chambers Ov Eternal Punishment


4.5
superb

Review

by witchxrapist USER (33 Reviews)
January 4th, 2016 | 16 replies


Release Date: 2015 | Tracklist

Review Summary: NO. FKING. ALTARS.

So I took a hiatus from Sputnik and meditated on life quite a bit. The conclusion that I came to was that I was a complete and utter bitch and that I needed to step up my mosh. Then the year 2015 came and the mosh was truly delivered in ways it hasn't been since the mighty mighty Irate. Bands that aren't Despised Icon are mixing beatdown and death metal and it kills everything that hears it. Legit as soon as The Devil In Me kicks in old people mosh on cafeteria workers.

"No Altars.
Sick band.
Never heard of em."
-Rick "Ta Life" Healy

NA is harder than meth. They will *** you up worse than any poison. Entombedcore is a misnomer because something something this *** is heavier than Harm's Whey. If you can't hang, you must hang. All who oppose the crowd destruction will be strung up. Grab this cause yr moshin.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
witchxrapist
January 4th 2016


11117 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Wild Steve approved btw.

Jots
Emeritus
January 4th 2016


7562 Comments


maybe edit the review's release date to may 29, 2015

review itself is what it is

zaruyache
January 4th 2016


27372 Comments


wut

witchxrapist
January 4th 2016


11117 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

If you don't hit women when you listen to this you deserve to be hanged.

torts
January 4th 2016


4298 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

downloading this rn, if this actually moshes as hard as you say I'm gonna go ballistic

zaruyache
January 4th 2016


27372 Comments


I forced myself through one song and it wasn't good.

witchxrapist
January 4th 2016


11117 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

tfw zaruyache exposes himself as soft af



would not invite 2 chill w/ my mosh crew

R6Rider
January 4th 2016


5282 Comments


This aint bad I guess.

witch, check out Coward's Rise To Infamy.

witchxrapist
January 4th 2016


11117 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Cowards is pretty cool, thanks for the recc. I just been really into ignorant AF mosh lately.

R6Rider
January 4th 2016


5282 Comments


No prob.

I'll most likely jam this tomorrow at the gym.

Spacesh1p
January 4th 2016


7716 Comments


meh

Ebola
January 4th 2016


4516 Comments


what is this

Nikkolae
January 4th 2016


6624 Comments


holy witchxrapist sighting

torts
January 4th 2016


4298 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

moshes like two times tf

witchxrapist
January 4th 2016


11117 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

weird im still moshing



who tf negged this masterpiece

zaruyache
January 4th 2016


27372 Comments


Surprisingly not me ;)



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