Review Summary: Tupac? Death Grips? Forget them, get real with a REAL rap star; Bobby Jimmy.
In the annals of rap music there are a lot of songs about butts. While Sir Mix-Alot may have cornered the popular market, history forgets the every-man. So hood he pisses milk, and with rhymes fresher than Mrs. Freely's cookies Bobby Jimmy pens the penultimate ode to the derriere, the posterior, the backside with the most hide. My words, no matter how reslendulant can do no justice to this perfection. I will let Bobby Jimmy speak in his own words:
There I was just walkin' down the street,
When these real fine ladies said “Come have a seat”
I tried to sit down, in the chair,
And my butt just spreaded it everywhere.
I'd like to drive a car but my butt's too wide.
My car's the one that leans to the side.
I was driving down the street to the picture show,
My butt hangin' out the car window.
My butt's real big, I don't care,
I ride the bus they charge me double-fare.
I got a big butt, I am a good sport.
I clear the lanes on the basketball court.
I work real hard down at the gym,
Tryin' to lose some inches of my big rear end.
I was going to the game to see the L.A. Raiders
Couldn't get out of those little elevators.
I was trying to get out, I was doing my part...
All of a sudden I think I had to... go eat a hot dog!
I got the real big bootie in my neighborhood,
All the girls like to slap me cause it feels real good.
I like my big butt because it's so unique,
Not everyone has a custom-made toilet seat.
Ya know baby, this is Bobby Jimmy
Yes I got a big butt,
When I sit around the house,
I sit AROUND THE HOUSE.
I am going to give you a moment to reflect; to absorb and ponder the majesty of the above.
Back? No.. I understand. Most likely you are contemplating your new-found insignificance in the universe. I understand. At this point you should just give up. Bobby Jimmy is 10 billion times the human being you are. History has forgotten the brilliance that is Ugly Knuckle Butt, that ends now.
