Emmure
Eternal Enemies


2.0
poor

Review

by Nocturnal USER (4 Reviews)
April 14th, 2014 | 80 replies


Release Date: 2014 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Diagonal ass niggas and time vampires watch the fuck out.

So here we are, its 2014 and Emmure's releasing their 6 full length album. After building a career(and a decent sized fan base) off of playing generic breakdowns with emotional,tough guy vocals and lyrics over top they have become every scene kids greatest love and every self respecting metal fans most hated band, and with Frankie Palmeri the controversial lead vocalist having lauded this as the bands magnum opus and that it would be the album of the year I was expecting at least some experimentation on this album even though I didn't believe for a second it would be near that. And guess what? Nothings changed. Nothing other then Frankie seeming to be channeling his inner Fronz more with epic raps.

You've heard all these songs before if you've listened to any emmure album before. Its like a copy and paste of their previous work with a little more tough and emotional rapping. For somebody who claims to not care about what haters have to say they sure seem to write a lot of songs about said "Haterzz". I guess the album of the year esqe qualities of this album are the edgy song titles? The fresh breakdowns? I would honestly love to sit down with the band to listen to this and have them explain to me what about this makes it the album of the year or why its the best they've ever done. Although they'd probably just end up calling me a time vampire or diagonal ass nigga and then proceed to beat me up.

I didn't enjoy a single second of this album and you probably won't either. Even the most dopesick breakdown junkie will be shaking their heads while listening to this. I expect every physical copy of this album to contain a sticker that says absolutely no refunds so don't be a ***head and buy this because you won't get your money back. I could have made a hilarious review just by quoting lyrics from this album but if i spent more then a minute reading those ridiculous lyrics I would probably get pancreatic cancer and die so Il pass on that. So unless you like mediocrity, cringe worthy lyrics and boring junz stay the *** outta Frankie and Co's way.


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Comments:Add a Comment 
Mort.
April 14th 2014


25062 Comments


i was gonna say how the fuck did you write this so quickly then I remembered its been leaked for weeks

anyway good review, pos'd

Spec
April 14th 2014


39436 Comments


I'll never understand the appeal of these guys.

Nocturnal
April 14th 2014


1329 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I heard it a few weeks ago but I literally wrote this in 5 minutes just now lol. I put the same amount of effort into this as the band when they wrote this. But I think I got more effective results.

TheSpirit
Emeritus
April 14th 2014


30304 Comments


Guess again

betray
April 14th 2014


9392 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"6 full length album"



"emotional,tough guy vocals and lyrics over top they have become" and the ensuing run-on sentence



"And guess what? Nothings changed."



"other then"



"heard all these songs before if you've listened to any emmure album before."



"album of the year esqe qualities"



"so Il pass on that."



Shit review, Noc. And for the most part, shit album.

Nocturnal
April 14th 2014


1329 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Thanks Snide, Il fix that now and your profile pic is much better now babe

Voivod
Staff Reviewer
April 14th 2014


10716 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

@Nocturnal



First paragraph is a run-on sentence, be sure to edit at some point.

Nocturnal
April 14th 2014


1329 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I know Betray I know.

Nocturnal
April 14th 2014


1329 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

@Nocturnal: It's still Andy Biersack bro. Are you sure you still think it's better? XD



I don't have a problem with him. I just hated that stupid look on his face and the close up.

Crysis
Emeritus
April 14th 2014


17626 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Let's just take the time to single out that huge run-on sentence.



After building a career(and a decent sized fan base) off of playing generic breakdowns with emotional,tough guy vocals and lyrics over top they have become every scene kids greatest love and every self respecting metal fans most hated band, and with Frankie Palmeri the controversial lead vocalist having lauded this as the bands magnum opus and that it would be the album of the year I was expecting at least some experimentation on this album even though I didn't believe for a second it would be near that.




All of that, ladies and gentlemen, is one fucking sentence.

titanslayer
April 14th 2014


2714 Comments


I'm not going to waste my time listening to this

EvoHavok
April 14th 2014


8080 Comments


As one of my friends mentioned some time ago..."Eternal Enemies" with music.

Nocturnal
April 14th 2014


1329 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

To all the neggers.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1eUgICw3rc

Diamondize
April 14th 2014


1367 Comments


"I didn't enjoy a single second of this album and you probably won't either."

They why did you rate it a 2.0?

Insurrection
April 14th 2014


24844 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I literally wrote this in 5 minutes just now lol.




it shows

Mort.
April 14th 2014


25062 Comments


actually after reading your review properly instead of skim reading it, I have revoked my pos.

Nocturnal
April 14th 2014


1329 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

"actually after reading your review properly instead of skim reading it, I have revoked my pos."



Thanks bro. I still got that one sympathy pos lol.

Diamondize
April 14th 2014


1367 Comments


Even skimming it I couldn't bring myself to do that. Not trying to be overly mean, but a lazy album still doesn't justify a lazy review.

Nocturnal
April 14th 2014


1329 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

So this review won't get me on staff?

Nocturnal
April 14th 2014


1329 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

My next review will be the bestest!



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