For Today
Prevailer


0.5

Review

by RosaParks USER (4 Reviews)
April 5th, 2013 | 117 replies


Release Date: 2013 | Tracklist

Review Summary: i wrote this for my man keverember

For Today are a homophobicore band from who cares where. They all have their masters degrees in chugging open strings and christian studies. Sometimes if they pray hard enough they can even play something other than open chugs. Little do they know though, there is no god and the fact that they were able to accomplish something that they prayed for was only brought about by their own hope and perseverance and not through a magic white man in the sky. So yeah, their music is terrible. Kurt Ballou could shit out a better band than this. I'm listening to the new James Blake right now. It's a nice album. Why can't this band create something unique? Who cares? Chug chug growl chug growl! well today was an amazing day. walk all the way to dalton, no sleep at all, talk to her. honestly not sure if it helped, made things worst, or keep it the same. honestly not worried about it. about got arrest for sticking up for dustin. he did get arrest. this wasnt his fault!! hahah cop got made when i started agureing and start to win, so he drove off XD what a fat loser :P This album shows the world why no one takes metalcore seriously anymore. Constant boring chugs and a pointless acoustic track? this band is the defeater of metalcore lmao. Anyways yeah so there's breakdowns and some band vocals and everything is all ***ty and stuff so pos this review, rate this album a 1, and don't listen to this EP like i did or you might go deaf haha But ti think this review needs to be longer so here are some more facts to consider: evolution, guitar frets exist, you can not suck at making music if you try hard enough, etc. Well, this band really likes their open strings and being bad at music but it's popular because they suck jesus666satan cocks all day odd future wolf gang amadeus kill people burn churches let's chill at the pool and play music that isn't boring chugs or whatever wow this band doesn't even try.

So everyone pray really hard to black satan 666 lee so that this band can come up with a single original riff and enter into the sputnik music improved metalcore band hall of fame for improved metalcore bands. Thank you.


user ratings (93)
2.9
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keverember (3.5)
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Comments:Add a Comment 
Kman418
April 5th 2013


13271 Comments


lmao pos

keverember
April 5th 2013


15 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

haha! this was actually pretty fun to read! music is all opinionated, everyone likes different stuff, which is the cool thing.

keverember
April 5th 2013


15 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

however, attacking somebody's personal beliefs is never cool. So let's keep it to music, ok?

Aids
April 5th 2013


24512 Comments


yeah man NOT COOL

toxin.
April 5th 2013


13036 Comments


homophobicore huh?
pos

toxin.
April 5th 2013


13036 Comments


rosa give it a 0.0 for the lulz

Aids
April 5th 2013


24512 Comments


the other review for this is kind of a classic no offense

joshieboy
April 5th 2013


8258 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Troll review made me laugh.

toxin.
April 5th 2013


13036 Comments


For Today
Prevailer

5.0
classic


it even has classic at the top of it, good eye

joshieboy
April 5th 2013


8258 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

0.5 turned around is 5.0. rob g loves it.

toxin.
April 5th 2013


13036 Comments


the other dude's rating just dropped a point, poor guy.
aids you're not being very contributor-y

joshieboy
April 5th 2013


8258 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

So much bullying.

Aids
April 5th 2013


24512 Comments


i don't care what he rates it the review is just funny

what does being "contributor-y" entail exactly? I mean lest we forget that rasputin and BallstotheWall and Eno are (were) contributors.

toxin.
April 5th 2013


13036 Comments


"what does being "contributor-y" entail exactly? I mean lest we forget that rasputin and BallstotheWall and Eno are (were) contributors"
well obviously you have some idea of what it entails or you wouldn't have listed counterexamples to the point
anyways if you wanna be like those 3, okay then

keverember
April 5th 2013


15 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I dropped my review one because I was initially rating it on how I felt about the album. It is only my second review, and i didn't realize it would get so much attention. The structures of the songs are formulaic, which is why I allowed it to drop one.

joshieboy
April 5th 2013


8258 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

The ratings are all over the shop.

Aids
April 5th 2013


24512 Comments


toxin you need to take this place a little less seriously. every time i talk to you i feel like i'm staring at a disgruntled boy with his arms crossed going "hrmph"

I don't understand your beef with me, relaaaaaax bro.

joshieboy
April 5th 2013


8258 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Maybe he has a beef with Aids.

toxin.
April 5th 2013


13036 Comments


what did i even say!
i make a point and so i'm taking it too seriously? saying "okay then" to indicate that "okay it's your decision" is taking what exactly too seriously ?

help me out here, what is an un-serious response!

also lol @ me taking this place seriously, ok

Aids
April 5th 2013


24512 Comments


you take this place so seriously man

you are acting like I have to go around saying "pos, nice job man!" like you do on every review just cause I'm a contributor. I've been posting here for over 6 years, and that's not the main role of a "contributing reviewer" at all. I do like to help out users and read some reviews from new/infrequent writers, but that doesn't mean I'm not allowed to find something funny either. This review isn't horrible it's just really funny how he worded a lot of the stuff, almost reads like a parody of something.

anyway this is getting far too meta, let's just jam some bass-drop/breakdowns (apparently) and praise Jesus for he is lord



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