Review Summary: i wrote this for my man keverember
For Today are a homophobicore band from who cares where. They all have their masters degrees in chugging open strings and christian studies. Sometimes if they pray hard enough they can even play something other than open chugs. Little do they know though, there is no god and the fact that they were able to accomplish something that they prayed for was only brought about by their own hope and perseverance and not through a magic white man in the sky. So yeah, their music is terrible. Kurt Ballou could shi
t out a better band than this. I'm listening to the new James Blake right now. It's a nice album. Why can't this band create something unique? Who cares? Chug chug growl chug growl! well today was an amazing day. walk all the way to dalton, no sleep at all, talk to her. honestly not sure if it helped, made things worst, or keep it the same. honestly not worried about it. about got arrest for sticking up for dustin. he did get arrest. this wasnt his fault!! hahah cop got made when i started agureing and start to win, so he drove off XD what a fat loser :P This album shows the world why no one takes metalcore seriously anymore. Constant boring chugs and a pointless acoustic track? this band is the defeater of metalcore lmao. Anyways yeah so there's breakdowns and some band vocals and everything is all ***ty and stuff so pos this review, rate this album a 1, and don't listen to this EP like i did or you might go deaf haha But ti think this review needs to be longer so here are some more facts to consider: evolution, guitar frets exist, you can not suck at making music if you try hard enough, etc. Well, this band really likes their open strings and being bad at music but it's popular because they suck jesus666satan cocks all day odd future wolf gang amadeus kill people burn churches let's chill at the pool and play music that isn't boring chugs or whatever wow this band doesn't even try.
So everyone pray really hard to black satan 666 lee so that this band can come up with a single original riff and enter into the sputnik music improved metalcore band hall of fame for improved metalcore bands. Thank you.