Das EFX
Dead Serious


3.5
great

Review

by Hillary Clittounge USER (14 Reviews)
March 26th, 2013 | 19 replies | 539 views


Release Date: 1992 | Tracklist

Review Summary: If ONLY it sounded like THIS!

4 of 6 thought this review was well written

For my niggidy-next review, I’m gunna diggidy- do Das EFX.
Members ‘Skoob’ and ‘Krazy Drayzy’ met west of Virginia Tech
VSU. If yiggidy-you don’t like the sound you can’t diggidy-deny
this album came out one year before Bill Nye the Science Guy
that’s 1992, figgidy-for those who have a clue, they were on that track with Ice Cube
So chiggidy Check Yo Self, and pick their figgidy-first album off the shelf
It’s the album that giggidy-got them their most critical acclaim and wealth

The-biggidy beats are riggidy-repetetive yet iggidy-unique
Even in niggidy-ninety-two the DJ tiggidy-technique
Makes me wanna friggidy-freak,
sneak a peak at your girls teets and briggidy-break your beak
Miggidy-maybe there is a riggidy-repetitive sound to the music
Biggidy-but in Hip Hop thiggidy-that’s how you do it
You scriggidy-scratch the best part of a track and make a briggidy-break
So you had to be on piggidy point and make no mistakes
Tiggidy-today the problem is deejays are figgidy-fakes
Take a liggidy-look at this album higgidy-here
this kiggidy-coulda been album of the year
if it wiggidy-weren’t for the figgidy-Pharcyde’s Bizzarre Ride II,
but spiggidy-sputnik didn’t even have this riggidy-reviewed.

The liggidy-lyrics are about siggidy-sex, piggidy-pop culture and political EX’s:
Quote:
Well I'll be damned, higgity-here I am, check the slang, hops
I biggity-bump chicks wit them chicks from here to Bangkok
You're Bedrock, now piggity-pass the blunt, sonny
And let me piggity-pucker up and grab my nuts like Al Bundy…
***'s thick, I'm quick to stick a chick wit my dick like a sniper
Type o, fella that's hyper
Active, captive, plus I'm attractive
Horse for the course, suck my drawers then I'm back, kid
Styley, rowdy, then yo I'm audi
5 wit my loot, got more troops than in Saudi
Arabia, maybe I, marry me an actress
Find her, phone her, bone her on the mattress
Figgidy-for those of you who don’t lliggidy-like the way I review,
You shoulda knew before you clicked on the liggidy-link that was blue
Plus you prigiddiy-probably won’t like this album too
Cus you are niggidy-new to Hip Hop, so shiggity sh1t stop
It! Siggidy-Suck on my niggidy-nuts until they turn biggidy-blue
Then sue me, and turn on the tiggidy-TV
And see thee jiggidy-Judge won’t budge and lets me free
Because I own the riggidy-record labels that make niggidy-99% of rap CD’s
But this all happened after tiggidy-two thousand and three
Back in niggidy-ninety two, you can diggidy-do no wrong
And you’ll diggidy-discover Hip Hop gold like on this Album’s

Biggidy-Best Songs
Jussumen
If Only
Mic Checka



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Comments:Add a Comment 
HillaryClitTounge
March 25th 2013



2662 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Thiggidy thanks for any criticism.

mindleviticus
March 25th 2013



5659 Comments


Promote this man to staff mods, please.

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Havey
March 25th 2013



6195 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

hold up playa

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Lakes
March 25th 2013



20025 Comments


havey did u listen to my new songs

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Havey
March 25th 2013



6195 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I said wednesday bro you just gotta wait

Lakes
March 25th 2013



20025 Comments


yea sorry had a memory lapse there

bloc
March 25th 2013



32206 Comments


Holy fuck this review is amazing.

Got this on my PC, still have to chiggity-check it.

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YankeeDudel
March 25th 2013



9082 Comments


good review if only because this didnt have one before you mud lump

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Havey
March 25th 2013



6195 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

yeah im glad this has finally been reviewed

HillaryClitTounge
March 25th 2013



2662 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

well 1/3 POS is actually above my average

hoooray!

demigod93
March 25th 2013



26279 Comments


would i like this

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NigelH
March 25th 2013



1540 Comments


So this is a 4 to you and GKMC is a 1.5? You are diggedy diggedy delusional.

Havey
March 25th 2013



6195 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

this is better

Cygnatti
March 25th 2013



8758 Comments


never heard of this before

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DarthMann
March 25th 2013



13123 Comments


fuk u

pissbore
March 25th 2013



8155 Comments


incredible album

gosk8n
March 25th 2013



656 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

it is incredible

HillaryClitTounge
March 26th 2013



2662 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I'm almost sure you would dig this Demigod

TY Potato, back above my average

wooooop woooop

HillaryClitTounge
March 30th 2013



2662 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

liggity lol



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