Das EFX
Dead Serious


3.5
great

Review

by Hillary Clittounge USER (16 Reviews)
March 26th, 2013 | 21 replies


Release Date: 1992 | Tracklist

Review Summary: If ONLY it sounded like THIS!

For my niggidy-next review, I’m gunna diggidy- do Das EFX.
Members ‘Skoob’ and ‘Krazy Drayzy’ met west of Virginia Tech
VSU. If yiggidy-you don’t like the sound you can’t diggidy-deny
this album came out one year before Bill Nye the Science Guy
that’s 1992, figgidy-for those who have a clue, they were on that track with Ice Cube
So chiggidy Check Yo Self, and pick their figgidy-first album off the shelf
It’s the album that giggidy-got them their most critical acclaim and wealth

The-biggidy beats are riggidy-repetetive yet iggidy-unique
Even in niggidy-ninety-two the DJ tiggidy-technique
Makes me wanna friggidy-freak,
sneak a peak at your girls teets and briggidy-break your beak
Miggidy-maybe there is a riggidy-repetitive sound to the music
Biggidy-but in Hip Hop thiggidy-that’s how you do it
You scriggidy-scratch the best part of a track and make a briggidy-break
So you had to be on piggidy point and make no mistakes
Tiggidy-today the problem is deejays are figgidy-fakes
Take a liggidy-look at this album higgidy-here
this kiggidy-coulda been album of the year
if it wiggidy-weren’t for the figgidy-Pharcyde’s Bizzarre Ride II,
but spiggidy-sputnik didn’t even have this riggidy-reviewed.

The liggidy-lyrics are about siggidy-sex, piggidy-pop culture and political EX’s:
Quote:
Well I'll be damned, higgity-here I am, check the slang, hops
I biggity-bump chicks wit them chicks from here to Bangkok
You're Bedrock, now piggity-pass the blunt, sonny
And let me piggity-pucker up and grab my nuts like Al Bundy…
***'s thick, I'm quick to stick a chick wit my dick like a sniper
Type o, fella that's hyper
Active, captive, plus I'm attractive
Horse for the course, suck my drawers then I'm back, kid
Styley, rowdy, then yo I'm audi
5 wit my loot, got more troops than in Saudi
Arabia, maybe I, marry me an actress
Find her, phone her, bone her on the mattress
Figgidy-for those of you who don’t lliggidy-like the way I review,
You shoulda knew before you clicked on the liggidy-link that was blue
Plus you prigiddiy-probably won’t like this album too
Cus you are niggidy-new to Hip Hop, so shiggity sh1t stop
It! Siggidy-Suck on my niggidy-nuts until they turn biggidy-blue
Then sue me, and turn on the tiggidy-TV
And see thee jiggidy-Judge won’t budge and lets me free
Because I own the riggidy-record labels that make niggidy-99% of rap CD’s
But this all happened after tiggidy-two thousand and three
Back in niggidy-ninety two, you can diggidy-do no wrong
And you’ll diggidy-discover Hip Hop gold like on this Album’s

Biggidy-Best Songs
Jussumen
If Only
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Comments:Add a Comment 
mindleviticus
March 25th 2013


8292 Comments


Promote this man to staff mods, please.

Havey
March 25th 2013


9699 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

hold up playa

Lakes.
March 25th 2013


28368 Comments


havey did u listen to my new songs

Digging: Weezer - Everything Will Be Alright in the End

Havey
March 25th 2013


9699 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I said wednesday bro you just gotta wait

Lakes.
March 25th 2013


28368 Comments


yea sorry had a memory lapse there

bloc
March 25th 2013


34919 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Holy fuck this review is amazing.

Got this on my PC, still have to chiggity-check it.

YankeeDudel
March 25th 2013


9313 Comments


good review if only because this didnt have one before you mud lump

Digging: The The - Soul Mining

Havey
March 25th 2013


9699 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

yeah im glad this has finally been reviewed

demigod!
March 25th 2013


44715 Comments


would i like this

Digging: Weezer - Everything Will Be Alright in the End

NigelH
March 25th 2013


1571 Comments


So this is a 4 to you and GKMC is a 1.5? You are diggedy diggedy delusional.

Havey
March 25th 2013


9699 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

this is better

Cygnatti
March 25th 2013


21353 Comments


never heard of this before

DarthMann
March 25th 2013


13815 Comments


fuk u

pissbore
March 25th 2013


9935 Comments


incredible album

gosk8n
March 25th 2013


1054 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

it is incredible

Digging: 0edit - Neotokyo

LambsBread
December 10th 2013


3552 Comments


I figgidy fucked up Sanford
and his fuckin son

bloc
December 10th 2013


34919 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Still the best review ever

SadAndHolyGlow
December 20th 2013


1522 Comments


This review is hilarious. I will probably never listen to this.

DikkoZinner
July 23rd 2014


3278 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Bum stiggedy bum stiggedy bum hun

TalonsOfFire
September 10th 2014


8123 Comments


pos

Digging: Stella Luna - Stargazer



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