Iron Lung
White Glove Test


4.5
superb

Review

by speedkills1995 USER (15 Reviews)
March 15th, 2013 | 19 replies


Release Date: 2013 | Tracklist

Review Summary: How often can grindcore bands release an LP that stands out among mediocre albums of the same genre? The moment of truth has come.

Two-piece hardcore veterans Iron Lung have released yet another full throttle LP, and the group's intensity is still as vivid and violent as previous releases. Quite an accomplishment, one could say, considering how many hardcore bands have continued forward for years on end (as Iron Lung has) and have grown stale in their sound with the curse of time. Iron Lung, through some mystical secret, can prove themselves to be above these "unmentioned" bands. Perhaps by launching a furious 18-track LP, which can clock in at over twenty minutes and not only keep your ears pleased but also pull you in and allow you to see the true diversity and wonderful musicianship these two can create.

This new LP begins with three pounding tracks, each of them less than a minute in length. I would generally antagonize this, for reasons regarding what a new listener may be enticed to think: "just another short-song hardcore album". Even so, Iron Lung pulls it off quite well and without becoming too monotonous or repetitive, even in such a short time span.

As the album progresses, we are introduced to three tracks titled "Brutal Supremacy", I, II, and III. The first of this trinity opens with grooving drum work, building up gradually to a slow yet crazed climax that is a bit simplistic yet very ideal for an album of this sort. The second and third sections oppose the first by preferring a full-power grindcore style as opposed to the slower groove presented in the first part. These three songs are definitely stand outs on this LP.

The second side of the LP offers more short, distraught tracks, similar to the album's opening songs. This makes it seem as though the Brutal Supremacy tracks were a bit of a strange "interlude". Iron Lung quickly plows through several spastic, crazed songs, such as "Monolith" and the title track, and while they deliver a fast-paced powerviolence backdrop, they still maintain a tightly-knit sound and lay down even the fastest tracks with perfection.

I would venture to say that the last track of the album, clocking at two and a half minutes, allows the entire LP to take a darker turn. "Industry Endings" finishes off the album in a clean-cut manner, serving well as a slow-paced finale to what we could consider a horror film roller coaster of an album.

After listening to this axe-slinging craze we call Iron Lung perform 18 killer tracks, I was pondered the feasibility of a grindcore LP impressing someone of my taste. When it boils down to grindcore and/or powerviolence, I am aimed toward 7" vinyl. Short songs on a short record. I would generally look at LPs of this genre and even cringe at the thought of how devastatingly boring they would become after two listens. Needless to say, I have replayed "White Glove Test" an uncounted amount of times now, and it still satisfies me. If you are a grindcore fan in need of something fresh, give this one a listen.



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The Iron Lungs take you back to the good ol' days of powerviolence....



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alachlahol
March 15th 2013


7593 Comments


this band isnt grindcore and this review doesnt say anything

someguest
March 15th 2013


30126 Comments


powerviolence*

Adabelle
March 15th 2013


4425 Comments


Wait so this has their tracks from that four-way split on it?

Trebor.
Emeritus
March 15th 2013


59850 Comments


powerviolence is just grind for people that take showers

ShadowRemains
March 16th 2013


27745 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

fuckin rulz, whoever gave this a 2 can foad

joshieboy
March 16th 2013


8258 Comments


Do members of this band smoke? I hope they have Iron Lungs!

alachlahol
March 16th 2013


7593 Comments


reminded you of one of your own reviews yeah?

GiaNXGX
March 16th 2013


5334 Comments


How often can grindcore bands release an LP that stands out among mediocre albums of the same genre?

huh


Two-piece hardcoreveterans Iron Lung


What?


"just another short-song hardcore album' lol




stukko
March 16th 2013


2 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

lol at this review. Iron Lung phoned this album in so hard. Also, you didn't once mention the lyrics or the squeaky clean production.

alachlahol
March 16th 2013


7593 Comments


are you an iron lung elitist

EyesWideShut
March 18th 2013


5903 Comments


little late but from the few songs i heard im diggin this one more than sexless

speedkills1995
March 25th 2013


8 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Excuse the hell out of me for not being a fucking journalism graduate. The only people that ever comment on the reviews I write are pricks.

kingsoby1
Emeritus
April 5th 2013


4970 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

yeah ignore alach he has this disorder where he gets a boner from pointing out flaws in things posted on the internet in an obstinate/arrogant way. it's probably terminal.



i dont think your review is bad by any means. reads more like a track by track, but is ok. last record is my fav by these guys

ShadowRemains
April 30th 2013


27745 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

ya this is dope agreed

demigod!
April 30th 2013


49597 Comments


their last album was pretty cool might check this

never been able to get that into powerviolence though

okkvlt
June 11th 2013


1 Comments


How the fuck could fans of this band (and especially the reviewer) not even mention the fact that this album has a deluxe edition? It's no ordinary deluxe edition either. There are 3 separate CD/LP's that are absolutely pivotal to this album's concept and how it was meant to be heard. The first is the regular CD/LP is the proper album, the second CD/LP is an experimental noise companion to the release, and finally, there is a 3rd CD/LP that combines the proper album and the companion piece as so to be listened to simultaneously. It's no coincidence that all of the tracks are perfectly synchronized and all 3 releases have the exact same time-length. These albums were meant to be merged together in order to get the desired experience that the band intended. If anyone is familiar with Rosetta they did the same thing with their debut "The Galilean Satellites". The cool part is that you have the option to listen to all 3 CD/LP's separately if you choose to do so. If you're going to review an album don't fucking insult the band by not even knowing one of the single most crucial details that makes the album so brilliant. Take the time to do some research before misleading the readers by a faulty "review". This is the kind of incompetence that could potentially damage a band's work.

SubtleBody
June 11th 2013


519 Comments


Several bands had done it before Rosetta, and it's not essential to the review. This is a review of the standard album, you even said yourself that someone can listen any of the three versions as they please, and as such, they should be able to review any of the three versions as they please. And if any fucking band would be insulted by somebody not reviewing (or mentioning) the deluxe edition, then they're a fucking pussy excuse for a powerviolence band.

dimsim3478
June 11th 2013


8987 Comments


Lol Okkvlt

In case you're not a troll, this guy obviously reviewed the standard edition and the fact that this has a deluxe edition means that a separate page needs to be made which specifically says "White Glove Test (Deluxe Edition)". That's how we do things around here.

MosesMalone
July 17th 2013


1836 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I don't get you people who say it leaked like 20 years ago, maybe I'm just too jumpy about using those links with the "FNT" and stuff like that on it. Anyway finally got this and OH MY GAAAAAWD



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