Chris Gaines
Greatest Hits


2.5
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Review

by Andrew Caswell USER (51 Reviews)
March 9th, 2013 | 16 replies | 736 views


Release Date: 1999 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Grab a straight jacket and enjoy the show.

2 of 3 thought this review was well written

It’s hard to look away when a famous figure has a mental meltdown from what is usually attributed to feeling trapped in scrutiny of the public eye. Train wrecks have a habit of being intriguing, even if extremely sad, and often bring in to question the moral bankruptcy of those who egg it on. It’s safe to say one of the most fascinatingly bizarre cases was from a larger than life country superstar that puzzled many onlookers at the time. What’s even stranger is how almost not a single person remembers that it ever happened in light of the polarizing effect it had on the music world.

The individual I’m speaking of is none other than Garth Brooks and fourteen years ago he decided to create an alter ego named Chris Gaines. This mysteriously dark rocker was supposedly a promotional invention for a motion picture that would document the rise of the man behind it. The only album to be released under this image was titled Greatest Hits, and in a twist, somehow hit double platinum with chart topping singles. It was to serve as a pre-soundtrack to build hype for the film, but in a troubling turn of events, ended up scrapped due to the eventual backfire.

See, the problem was that not many people knew it was even Garth Brooks at first and when the cat was let out of the bag all hell broke loose. It didn’t help matters that everyone involved in the project never once hinted to the media that it was simply a work of fiction aimed at a purpose. The only conclusion that made a lick of sense to fans was their favorite artist had lost his marbles and when an explanation was finally given it was too late. Even to this day it’s a toss up concerning if there ever was such a movie in the works or if it was merely a go to excuse for damage control.

I’d like to believe it’s the latter because it would make every little thing associated with this period all the more bat *** crazy in the greatest way. The hilarious backstory about Chris Gaines being an Australian who moved to America with G.E.D. in hand to become a musician is totally schizophrenic. In fact, that illness perfectly sums up the entire collection of songs featured on this moody album dressed up in as much bland dread as his Goth attire. It’s not that anything on Greatest Hits is bad, per se, but for a wild move of this magnitude you’d expect a livelier experience in its wake.

Aside from the head scratching lyrics, reaching the ultimate peak of absurdity in the confusingly poppy “Right Now,” everything else is a pretty harmless affair. It’s nothing more than what audiences have come to accept from the likes of Daughtry, in the realm of by the numbers radio rock. It’s mundane, to say the least, with half of the album containing sleep inducing acoustic playing, but I can’t deny that the vocals are soulfully welcoming. If you can get past the comical persona then tracks like “Lost In You” will do just enough to satisfy mellow cravings if this is actually your cup of tea.

The main issue with Greatest Hits, as you can tell by its obscurity, is that it has absolutely no staying power and is forgotten the moment after you hear it. It’s brought down by really having nothing to offer unless you found a way to time trave back to when it ruffled a few feathers through controversy. But now that all seems as inconsequential as the very music put on wax, so what you’re left with, at best, is just an amusingly ludicrous concept. Either way you cut it, you’ll definitely marvel at this album’s very existence, while racking your brains trying to figure out its true intentions.



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andcas
March 9th 2013



59479 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

case in point: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xlkre_garth-brooks-as-chris-gaines-right_music#.UTuOBhyaI5s

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Cipieron
March 9th 2013



2203 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

'It Don't Matter To The Sun' is a great song, but the rest of this album stinks

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andcas
March 9th 2013



59479 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I enjoy the singles, in a weird way, but the rest doesn't really do anything for me.

also this album was added to the database all wrong so I'm waiting on the edits.

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
March 9th 2013



15963 Comments


Good review it flows well and tells a story. There are a couple grammar errors though I can point them out if u want

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andcas
March 9th 2013



59479 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

go for it, I'm stepping out to hang with some buddies at a bar, but I'll be back later on

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
March 9th 2013



15963 Comments


you godamn alcoholic!

"I’d like to believe it’s the latter because it would make everything little thing associated"

read over this sentence carefully ;)

"unless you found a way to time traveled back to when it ruffled a few feathers through controversy"

time travel

that's all i noticed. have fun at the bar man



andcas
March 10th 2013



59479 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

fixed. this album is special lol.

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
March 10th 2013



15963 Comments


Heh I've never even listened to Garth Brooks

andcas
March 10th 2013



59479 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

lucky for you this is Chris Gaines

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
March 10th 2013



15963 Comments


Same person lol

andcas
March 10th 2013



59479 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

or is it? bum bum BUM!

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
March 10th 2013



15963 Comments


The only country singer I really like is Johnny cash . Most country vocals just drive me nuts.

Cipieron
March 10th 2013



2203 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

^ i'm the same way


garth brooks vox are boss though

andcas
March 10th 2013



59479 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

but this isn't country

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
March 10th 2013



15963 Comments


well maybe i'll check it out later if i'm bored lol. the review was entertaining just doesn't sound like my kind of thing

andcas
March 10th 2013



59479 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

you have to check it out because

it's so wacky. this isn't jut an album, it's an gut busting experience

this is like up there with so bad it's good movies



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