Suffocation
Effigy of the Forgotten


5.0
classic

Review

by MysteriousNewUser USER (6 Reviews)
February 23rd, 2013 | 23 replies | 1,473 views


Release Date: 1991 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Definition of a classic.

9 of 15 thought this review was well written

For those pathetic insects out there whom have never heard of the mighty Suffocation, let us go on a brief history lesson, much like your days at school except without some cocksucker telling you what to do left, right and center. They were the original brutal death metal band using slams to great effect. No, they are not some breakdown infested deathcore pussies (Whitechapel, BlowJob For A GayBoy, Bring Me the HairSpray). Suffocation were writing guitar lines of truth before you learned to tie your shoes. Neck, before that. Before your parents met. They were writing quality songs when your dad was still sticking it into Mary Beth, who lived in the apartment downstairs, a half blind, nearly deaf old codger with a good straight right but a fearsome left. So for good reasons, Suffocation deserve respect as they are so influential that they probably stuck their dicks into every female member of your family, for it was around that time the band met your horny ma. One time they probably beat the twat with piece of cock, till the mattress and bed frame leaned and broke, and they didn't even stop. So the band have had more influence on your life than you know.

Effigy Of The Forgotten was their debut studio album, a fearsome album that could scare the *** out of the average houseful of Africans (that wasn't racist-i Can't be racist-i own at least three DVD's starring morgan freeman). See this band knew the world before Michael Jackson became famous for being a child molesting white man. This band knew the world before your horny ma started putting her hole about. And their music shook up the metal community. Songs such as Liege Of Inveracity show off how well a well-placed slam can be used to great effect, and this song actually does it more than once, as is the case with most Suffocation songs. So, when they weren't dicking your mom hard, Suffocation were busy writing killer solos, and *** me there solos are ***ing sick. There are solos and then there are Suffocation solos and trust me, you dont want to *** with suffocation, a band so badass they took your moms minge and stuck their head right up it-and never even touched the sides. These solos are enormous and well crafted monstrosities that many will no doubt have never heard.

For those who have never heard Effigy Of The Forgotten, take that dick out your ass and get to your local record store, burn the Alice Cooper T-shirt that you havent even heard the album it displays, and get ready to learn about your horny ma's ***ed up past.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
DirtBagDan
February 23rd 2013



582 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"They were writing quality songs when your dad was still sticking it into Mary Beth, who lived in the apartment downstairs, a half blind, nearly deaf old codger with a good straight right but a fearsome left"

This comment deserves to be immortalised forever. Have a fucking pos, good sir.

RevenantBlue
February 23rd 2013



136 Comments


The only thing I know about this album after reading this review is that it was written by surprise relatives, but there's something charming about that

MichaelSnoxall
February 23rd 2013



12163 Comments


Skele, stop going around on different accounts praising your own reviews.

Voivod
Staff Reviewer
February 23rd 2013



5906 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Jamming this right now, it remains a fantastic death metal album.

The only thing different with respect to Pinnacle of Bedlam is the tone of the sound production.

Other than that, both albums shred.

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ChopSuey
February 23rd 2013



2392 Comments


Nice to know we can all be mature here

Jacquibim
Contributing Reviewer
February 23rd 2013



13424 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Solid 4 yea

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bloc
February 23rd 2013



34667 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Never got into this band all that much

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GiaNXGX
February 23rd 2013



4867 Comments


stop going around on different accounts praising and giving constructive criticism to your own reviews.[2]

sixdegrees
February 23rd 2013



16716 Comments


this review is about as funny as Carlos Mencia

Digging: Ted Nugent - Shutup&jam!

Insurrection
Contributing Reviewer
February 23rd 2013



20622 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Suffocation were writing guitar lines of truth before you learned to tie your shoes. Neck, before that


Why?... just.. why?

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70sPriestIsBetter
February 23rd 2013



1934 Comments


Among the finest albums recorded. Review is lol worthy.


what's your favorite alt?

scissorlocked
February 23rd 2013



3508 Comments


pathetic insects

posd

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70sPriestIsBetter
February 23rd 2013



1934 Comments


Im not an alt.


you should go back to skeledan and robskelediner those are funnier this one's just too generic and
obvious

ShadowRemains
February 23rd 2013



20228 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

stop trying to be kill/sonic and foad

MadKungFu
February 23rd 2013



375 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

bad review. good album

facupm
February 24th 2013



7087 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

why posting two reviews of the same album skele, youre making a mess

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CaptainDooRight
February 24th 2013



28304 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

or, is a mess making him



ah, got cha there

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facupm
February 24th 2013



7087 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

yeah btw this review sucks

tommygun
February 24th 2013



23536 Comments


worst review I've ever seen

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FrozenVain
February 24th 2013



2367 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"this review is about as funny as Carlos Mencia"

Heh...that bad, hu?



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