Meshuggah
Koloss


2.0
poor

Review

by Attis USER (12 Reviews)
October 12th, 2012 | 45 replies


Release Date: 2012 | Tracklist

Review Summary: fuck the polys

ugh this band ever since listening to DEI i been hating like crazy and for a good reason too this band sucks ppl worship them like crazy ok maybe theyre gd gym music but heres a question this band is lauded as mind-numbingly technical and off-kilter and challenging and *** and gym music is characterized by its simplicity and heaviness and faux badass attitude so how come these two opposing factors meet i have no idea also if i want heavy gym take no prisoners *** i just put on filth or cop or porch-hardcore not this pre-djent turd i mean wow ppl hate on perihpery coz its the coolest thing to do yet continue to praise this band lemme tell you something this band IS NOT challenging at all its dull polys in an obctrophrophrynix perimeter or whatever the *** ppl use the describe their faux complexity basically im not denying that they are somehow precise and calculating but cmon



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Attis
October 12th 2012


333 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

truth finally has its say

YoYoMancuso
Staff Reviewer
October 12th 2012


18860 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

what is up with all these stupid troll reviews lately? at least trolls used to put in some effort now they just suck

KILL
October 12th 2012


81580 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

lol nice summary fade but plz change it to polyz

Pr0nogo
October 12th 2012


379 Comments


obctrophrophrynix


What the FUCK

Insurrection
October 12th 2012


24844 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

..........

ThroneOfAgony
October 12th 2012


3485 Comments


Very artistically styled review, well done

pos'd

DarkSideOfLucca
October 12th 2012


17521 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

This makes me want to punch a brick wall

DarkSideOfLucca
October 12th 2012


17521 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

This makes me want to punch a brick wall

DarkSideOfLucca
October 12th 2012


17521 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Attis we can never be friends

Atari
Staff Reviewer
October 12th 2012


27954 Comments


Don't worry Evan haha Attis just has weird taste. he gave the new as I lay dying a 4.5. lol

YoYoMancuso
Staff Reviewer
October 12th 2012


18860 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

why are people upvoting this

TheNotrap
Staff Reviewer
October 12th 2012


18936 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

M.A.T.H.E.M.A.T.I.C.M.A.T.H.E.M.A.T.I.C.M.A.T.H.E.M.A.T.I.C.M.A.T.H.E.M.A.T.I.C.

Tyrael
October 12th 2012


21108 Comments


guy tries way too hard to be like KILL

ridethesybian
October 12th 2012


251 Comments


band sucks

KjSwantko
October 12th 2012


12082 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Ride the Sybian, sweet name homo, go suck a dick and take the sybian in the ass. Meanwhile I'll be jammin' Meshuggah like a true man



m/

ridethesybian
October 12th 2012


251 Comments


why would i take a sybian in the ass when i can just use the real thing

KjSwantko
October 12th 2012


12082 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Good call; have fun with that! Ride it hard, it's Friday!

ridethesybian
October 12th 2012


251 Comments


what r u doing later hun

KjSwantko
October 12th 2012


12082 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Hopefully hanging out with you and your man. ; )

ridethesybian
October 12th 2012


251 Comments


we might be going on a date to hockey you should come



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