Meshuggah
Koloss


2.0
poor

Review

by Attis USER (12 Reviews)
October 12th, 2012 | 46 replies


Release Date: 2012 | Tracklist

Review Summary: fuck the polys

ugh this band ever since listening to DEI i been hating like crazy and for a good reason too this band sucks ppl worship them like crazy ok maybe theyre gd gym music but heres a question this band is lauded as mind-numbingly technical and off-kilter and challenging and *** and gym music is characterized by its simplicity and heaviness and faux badass attitude so how come these two opposing factors meet i have no idea also if i want heavy gym take no prisoners *** i just put on filth or cop or porch-hardcore not this pre-djent turd i mean wow ppl hate on perihpery coz its the coolest thing to do yet continue to praise this band lemme tell you something this band IS NOT challenging at all its dull polys in an obctrophrophrynix perimeter or whatever the *** ppl use the describe their faux complexity basically im not denying that they are somehow precise and calculating but cmon



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    CharlyDeranged (2.5)
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    kwitel (3)
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    Jake C. Taylor (4)
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Comments:Add a Comment 
Attis
October 12th 2012


333 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

truth finally has its say

YoYoMancuso
October 12th 2012


11145 Comments


what is up with all these stupid troll reviews lately? at least trolls used to put in some effort now they just suck

KILL
October 12th 2012


71957 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

lol nice summary fade but plz change it to polyz

Digging: Exodus - Blood In, Blood Out

Pr0nogo
October 12th 2012


373 Comments


obctrophrophrynix


What the FUCK

CaptainDooRight
October 12th 2012


29877 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

mo will be pissed

Digging: Impetuous Ritual - Unholy Congregation of Hypocritical Ambivalence

Insurrection
Contributing Reviewer
October 12th 2012


21438 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

..........

Digging: Aspherium - The Fall of Therenia

ThroneOfAgony
October 12th 2012


3485 Comments


Very artistically styled review, well done

pos'd

DarkSideOfLucca
October 12th 2012


3359 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

This makes me want to punch a brick wall

DarkSideOfLucca
October 12th 2012


3359 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

This makes me want to punch a brick wall

DarkSideOfLucca
October 12th 2012


3359 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Attis we can never be friends

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
October 12th 2012


19911 Comments


Don't worry Evan haha Attis just has weird taste. he gave the new as I lay dying a 4.5. lol

Digging: Dornenreich - Freiheit

YoYoMancuso
October 12th 2012


11145 Comments


why are people upvoting this

TheNotrap
October 12th 2012


8108 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

M.A.T.H.E.M.A.T.I.C.M.A.T.H.E.M.A.T.I.C.M.A.T.H.E.M.A.T.I.C.M.A.T.H.E.M.A.T.I.C.

Digging: Threshold - For The Journey

Tyrael
October 12th 2012


20893 Comments


guy tries way too hard to be like KILL

ridethesybian
October 12th 2012


251 Comments


band sucks

KjSwantko
October 12th 2012


9443 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Ride the Sybian, sweet name homo, go suck a dick and take the sybian in the ass. Meanwhile I'll be jammin' Meshuggah like a true man

m/

ridethesybian
October 12th 2012


251 Comments


why would i take a sybian in the ass when i can just use the real thing

KjSwantko
October 12th 2012


9443 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Good call; have fun with that! Ride it hard, it's Friday!

ridethesybian
October 12th 2012


251 Comments


what r u doing later hun

KjSwantko
October 12th 2012


9443 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Hopefully hanging out with you and your man. ; )



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