Kanye West
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy


1.5
very poor

Review

by snoopdogg6969 USER (11 Reviews)
September 28th, 2012 | 94 replies


Release Date: 2010 | Tracklist

Review Summary: George Bush might not care about black people, but at least he isn't a gay fish.

Kanye West is a gay fish who likes fishsticks. He's so gay he tried to turn that joke into a punchline in one of his songs and, as usual, failed miserably to impress anyone whose IQ is bigger than their shoe size. "choke a southpark writer with a fishstick"... how exactly do you choke someone with a fishstick? don't they choke on fishsticks themselves? Or is he going to hang you with a noose made out of fish? anyway, if you haven't listened to this imbecile's "hip hop album of the year" you are in forit. 60+ minutes of nothing but semi-retarded 'wordplays' like the one i just mentioned and melodramatic children's poetry! This will be thrilling for 90% of Americans watching reality TV and believing it isn't scripted. You know, arrogant fools that are impressed by the most obviously pretentious bull***. The same people that thought hip hop was an ingredient in their shampoo a week ago.

This album sounds like it was made by an extremely rich 12 year old whose parents gave him access to a professional recording studio. The beats sound AMAZING... for about 10 seconds into the songs, then you realize how poppy-simple and over-dramatic they are. You start focusing on Kanye West's lyrics and will be torn between laughter and sadness. Meaning you will be laughing AT Kanye West's hitherto unseen combination of ignorance and arrogance and be sad you ever wasted 5 minutes of your day on any song in this album.

The semi-arrogant Kanye West of College Drop Out -who sang about virtually nothing but a minor car accident he was in- clearly has had a personality change since converting to a gay fish. Now we are blessed with the reincarnation of Michael Jackson.... yeah but not the Michael Jackson of the 80s, the creepy potential-child-molester skin-peeling egomaniac Michael Jackson dangling a baby out a window for attention. But don't worry, Kanye West was able to metaphorically suck enough schlong to get a couple of WU-TANG clan members on here, in fact he got RZA to scream the same vulgar sentence 30 times in the same song while leaving him out of a verse so Jay-Z could talk about 20 year old beefs he hasn't gotten over yet.

Sputnik site moderator: "hmm is this a pop album? well it is entirely about the sound and nothing else... hmm is it hip hop? well this is not lyrically impressive in any way... but Kanye West is black so hip hop". This album doesn't deserve a track by track review. There isn't a single impressive song on here from a lyrical standpoint. From a pop standpoint, i'm sure all the songs sound nice to 12 year old girls. The question is should grown men care what sounds good to 12 year old girls? The answer from sputnik: a resounding yes! Apparently good music isn't about ingenuity and wit, it is about dumbing down lyrics for the masses, and repeating catchy 3 second segments of sounds like scientists do to lab rats to stimulate their brains. And apparently hip hop IS something in shampoo.

Quite frankly, this album is absolute trash. If Kanye West wasn't stuck in his daddy's dark twisted nutsack around the time when hip hop formed he woulda got boo'd off the stage. But give him a million dollar recording studio, put him in front of millions of 12 year old girls and men who have no spines and hes a superstar. Take your egotistical ass back to the pop section Kanye, no one wants to see you eating fishsticks.



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ThroneOfAgony
September 28th 2012


3485 Comments


Reviews 9

Approval 37%

snoopdogg6969
September 28th 2012


419 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

lol voted 0-1 wtihin 5 seconds of me posting

FromDaHood
Contributing Reviewer
September 28th 2012


9067 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I hate you

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
September 28th 2012


20150 Comments


omfg insta pos love your summary that south park episode is hilarious kanye really is flamer.

Digging: Angels and Airwaves - The Dream Walker

ViralOblivion
September 28th 2012


7679 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5


yep its official he wants kayes dick

Gyromania
September 28th 2012


16074 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

are you that elitist guy who thinks he's so much more cultured than the rest of us? review was pretty stupid at any rate.

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
September 28th 2012


20150 Comments


hey gyro you know what's even dumber than the review?

5'ing a kanye west album.

snoopdogg6969
September 28th 2012


419 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

"yep its official he wants kayes dick " you talkin about your BF?

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
September 28th 2012


20150 Comments


it's so sad how many other gay fish decided to 4.5 and 5 this.

Gyromania
September 28th 2012


16074 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

you know what's even dumber than that? not being able to formulate a valid and intelligent opinion on why you hate something... so yeah, the review is actually dumber.

LifeAsAChipmunk
September 28th 2012


4854 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

thanks for reminding me to 5 this

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
September 28th 2012


20150 Comments


I'm just giving you a hard time Gyro haven't actually heard this.

but that stunt kanye pulled at vma's a few years back during taylor swifts award is unforgivable what a tool.

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
September 28th 2012


20150 Comments


Chipmunk not you too!!!

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
September 28th 2012


20150 Comments


I've heard the song power on saints row the 3rd. catchy at first but his vocals are cocky and gay.

LifeAsAChipmunk
September 28th 2012


4854 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I had it at a 5 the first time but then lowered it to a 4 (lowered pretty much all of my ratings though).

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
September 28th 2012


20150 Comments


Even if the music is good, how can you guys look past kanye's utter douchery?

LifeAsAChipmunk
September 28th 2012


4854 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Until recently I knew absolutely nothing about most of the artists that I listened to's lives, just the music they made. It was probably for the best that way.

snoopdogg6969
September 28th 2012


419 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

" It is entirely about the sound and nothing else"

"60+ minutes of nothing but semi-retarded 'wordplays' like the one i just mentioned and melodramatic children's poetry"

"The beats sound AMAZING... for about 10 seconds into the songs, then you realize how poppy-simple and over-dramatic they are"

thats whats wrong gyro, please explain to laypersons like myself how that isn't "valid nor intelligent"

FromDaHood
Contributing Reviewer
September 28th 2012


9067 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Doing a joke review before you even have 10 real reviews is a bad scene

snoopdogg6969
September 28th 2012


419 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

u sound a lot like a 12 year old girl chipmunk



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